Song Dabao disguised himself as a woman, and introduced his ungodly appearance, which caused Zhen Fake Ling's crazy complaints.

"Heh, just like you, you still cross to be the imperial concubine, and you still have the emperor's favor? I see, you are almost the same as being a "curry concubine"!"

Curry?

Hahahaha.

The audience couldn't help laughing, and felt more and more that Song Dabao's dark skin was a hundred times darker than Americano.

"What's the matter? The emperor just spoils me alone, just spoil me, spoil me!"

Attentive viewers know that this is playing the "rain and dew are evenly wet" stalk, I have to say that the effect is good, Song Dabao's anti-string appearance is really amazing......

Wei Baichen deliberately hiccuped, making him feel like he was going to vomit.

Song Dabao touched his chin with his hand angrily: "Hey, what's going on? Isn't it too pleasant?"

"Come on, you, this is obviously a fright, a fright! It's a horror! You don't have any points in your heart~"

Zhen Baoling scolded him while coming over to help Wei Baichen, "Little brother, don't pay attention to him." As for me, I studied veterinary medicine, and my specialty is postpartum care for old sows......"

When Peng Peng heard this, he immediately pouted: "Fate! This is! The two of them are together, that guy has it, and the output of the pig farm will definitely double! In a year, 200 heads have become 400 heads, and it's exciting to think about it!"

Song Dabao sneered and dismantled the stage: "Dare to love, these two people are together, they can't get a little piglet!"

Hahahaha......

The audience laughed.

Peng Peng hurriedly pulled him aside: "Song Caidian, what's the matter with you? Don't keep demolishing the stage, you two can't say something good to each other, you can marry one by one!"

Song Dabao pursed his fingers and reflected: "O, who wouldn't tell lies." But, let's talk about it first, I'll help her assist, and you'll have to help me solve it next!"

"Okay, no problem. Peng Peng patted his chest.

At this time, Wei Baichen raised his hand weakly: "Huh...... That one...... Host, let's discuss something. ”

"What's the matter? Peng Peng asked.

Wei Baichen beckoned: "Come here, I'll tell you in a whisper." ”

Peng Peng did so.

"That...... Can you help me withdraw my favorite guests, I think, I've been single for so long, not missing three or five years, I'm willing to wait...... Wait a minute......"

Wei Baichen said as he was about to run off the stage, he really didn't want to choose one or the other.

Zhen Fake Ling saw that he wanted to escape, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Where to run......! Ahh

According to the original plan, she was going to catch up with Wei Baichen, and the two of them chased after me, running around the audience to drive the atmosphere.

didn't think about it, Zhen Fake Ling didn't step on it steadily, and fell directly on the stage.

"Bang dang" sounded!

It scared everyone, and I couldn't be happy.

After laughing, how should this scene continue?

Wei Baichen reacted quickly, squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, and said in confusion: "What's going on?" Is it an earthquake or a tsunami?"

On the other side, Song Dabao also hurriedly came to help: "Ah, sister, you can have a snack~~"

Taking advantage of this moment, Zhen Fake Ling immediately pounced over and hugged Wei Baichen: "Heh, little one, I still want to run!

As she spoke, she made a lot of effort to pick up Wei Baichen and carry it off the stage!!

Hahahaha......

At this moment, the audience was boiling and applauded.

Peng Peng watched the two of them get off the stage and waved at them with satisfaction: "Live a good life, remember to count more pig babies!"

That's a pun intended.

This year is the Year of the Pig, and everyone is even happier when it comes to pig farms.

"Ah, this old problem has finally been solved. ”

Peng Peng wiped the sweat from his forehead, and when he saw Song Dabao stunned there, he stepped forward and asked, "Song Caidian, what are you thinking about there?"

Song Dabao touched his chin and frowned slightly: "Through what happened just now, I realized a truth." ”

"What's the reason?"

"Happiness must be created by oneself! I have to turn passive into active!"

After saying that, he looked at Peng Peng with bad intentions.

Peng Peng clamped his legs in horror: "You...... What are you going to do?!"

Song Dabao jumped suddenly, hugged Peng Peng's neck and refused to let go, hanging on him like a monkey.

"Hahaha, I'm not thinking about it, you don't have a partner, I'm just-going to be done!"

Hahaha!

I also put the host in!

The whole performance ended here, and all the villagers in the audience stood up and applauded, and the atmosphere of the whole banquet reached a climax.

"Dabai, you're amazing!"

"Boy, you can, let's mess with my brother in the future. ”

"Dabai, you are also a treasure boy, go to my sister's company!

"Yo, start robbing people?!"

......

After the banquet, the members of the mushroom house and the guests gathered for supper, and the dishes were all cold dishes left over from the banquet.

Of course, the most showy must be Dabai.

Da Bai was humble, and his heart was happy.

At this time, Sister Zifeng replaced the wine with milk and saluted: "Brother Dabai, tonight's performance, I praise you!"

"Hahaha, finally don't be angry with me!

A stone in Wei Baichen's heart fell to the ground, and the unpleasantness of the two because of the script finally disappeared.

Since, after the completion of this recording, there will be a break for more than a month, everyone is in a good mood, they are all open to play, and they are all open to play.

Teacher Huang, Teacher He, and Song Dabao all put on red wine, tasting it carefully, and reminiscing about the past.

Zhen Baoling and Zhang Zifeng also held hands and whispered.

Peng Peng and Wei Baichen also sang karaoke in a noisy manner, and the more they sang, the more out of tune, causing the dogs to bark as ridicule.

Late at night, drunk.

Wei Baichen pulled the broken gong and sang "Unforgettable Tonight", which caused his sister and Sister Ling to block their ears and giggle.

On the other side, Song Dabao was full of wine, and when he talked about all the hardships before becoming famous, he was red-eyed and talked vigorously.

Mr. He, a professional crying companion, also began to wipe his tears and expressed his hardships over the years.

Only Huang Lei was still sober, put his stinky feet on the ass of the sleeping Peng Peng, kept nodding in agreement, and poured wine and added a glass by the way.

Occasionally, he took the opportunity to kick Peng Peng, and smiled at his sister, "Look at your lazy brother".

After a while, everyone couldn't hold it anymore and went back to their houses to rest.

Wei Baichen supported the drunken Song Dabao, and replied "yes, yes" with a smile, perfunctory nagging, while helping him take the stairs.

My sister also followed behind to help, worried that the two would fall.

Suddenly.

Song Dabao grabbed the handrail of the stairs, staggered to a stand, and said inarticulately, "Don't help me...... I'm not drunk...... I'm not drunk at all! Don't help me, I'll go by myself!"

"Okay, I won't help it. Wei Baichen said this, but his hand did not spread.

"Great white...... Your brother Bao doesn't ask for people in his life...... I only ask you for one thing today!"

"Okay, you say. ”

Wei Baichen turned around and smiled at his sister.

"Hiccup~~"

Song Dabao burped, and then, his expression began to distort, and his hands tightly grasped Da Bai's arms.

"Dabai, brother, please, just tell me, what's going on with counting horses?! If you don't tell me, I can't sleep...... Can't sleep!!"

Hahahaha.

It was actually this thing, Wei Baichen and Zhang Zifeng both laughed.

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