Here's the thing.

Wei Baichen wanted to raise X and prepare to perform a big jump on the back of the ox, but he didn't stand firm, and sat on the straight columnar grip......

Seeing Da Bai falling, Zhang Zifeng hurriedly ran over and hurriedly helped him up.

In fact, except for some kind of deep-seated pain, Wei Baichen didn't have anything to do when he fell into the sand pit.

However, in order to deliberately tease Zi Feng, he narrowed his eyes and pretended to be dying.

For some reason, the scene of feeding the dog food before flashed in his mind, which was the scene where his blonde girlfriend kissed a foreign guy.

Okay, he admits that he's a little bit of a trickster, but ...... Hey, men aren't bad women don't love!

Zhang Zifeng threw his phone aside, his head slowly approached, slowly approaching, and his hair was already hanging down on Da Bai's chest.

Itchy.

Wei Baichen wanted to laugh very much, but he held back, the scene of "artificial respiration of the male and female protagonists" often played in movies was about to be staged? !

His heart was beating faster and faster, and he couldn't even perceive the pain of the chrysanthemum, only the itch in his chest and the sound of breathing getting closer and closer.

"Ah!!!!h

An earth-shattering scream shattered all illusions, and it was Wei Baichen who was screaming.

What the heck!

Zifeng, why don't you play cards according to common sense!

Pinching people?!

Ah, and this trick? It hurts!

Wei Baichen covered his mouth and nose in pain, sat on the sand, didn't say a word, and gasped.

Well, the culprit thought he was rejuvenating and smiled sweetly.

"Are you awake? Great! Peng Peng is right, he fainted, and he used more to pinch people than to use an artificial respirator!"

There was a black line on Wei Baichen's face.

What did Peng Peng say?

I can't beat you!

The onlookers saw that Wei Baichen was in good spirits and had nothing to do, thinking that he was deliberately playing treasure, and cheered one after another.

The foreign brother named Jake, whose face stinked worse than the stones in the pit, thought that Wei Baichen had deliberately imitated the embarrassment of falling off the back of a cow to laugh at himself, and was glaring at him angrily.

The project host didn't care about these, in the most exaggerated tone, pointed to the record of 6min6s, announced the success of Wei Baichen's challenge, and unceremoniously took off Jake's cowboy hat and put it on Wei Baichen's head.

Feeling humiliated, Jake walked away in a rage.

Wei Baichen was secretly refreshed: Okay, the taste of pretending to X is indeed wonderful! It's just a little painful......

"Brother Dabai, are you okay?" Zhang Zifeng saw that his face was not good.

"I ...... What can I do!It's okay, nothing at all!" Wei Baichen removed his hand from his ass and said strongly.

"Oh, that's good, let's go get something to eat. ”

"Good!"

Snack bar.

Zhang Zifeng sipped lemonade, as if he had never seen him, blinked his eyes, and looked at Da Bai without speaking.

Wei Baichen knew what she was thinking.

"That...... My ancestors practiced acrobatics, do you believe it?"

Zhang Zifeng had an expression of I believe you are a ghost.

Wei Baichen looked left and right, and whispered mysteriously: "I know that you don't believe it, tease you, in fact, I have a system......

Zhang Zifeng has another expression of you making it up, you making it up.

I tell the truth, and people still don't believe it.

Wei Baichen was anxious.

"Don't believe it, I really have a system! It's the kind of commodity system! Ding, the kind that will jump out of the commodity!"

"Ding" you big-headed ghost, you fool a three-year-old child...... Where would Zhang Zifeng believe this.

Wei Baichen couldn't explain clearly, and was even more anxious: "No, you believe me, I really have a system!

In order to calm his excitement, Zhang Zifeng said perfunctorily: "Okay, I believe it, I believe that you have a system." Ding, merchandise popping up, right? Well, I believe it, I really believe it!"

“......”

Well, Wei Baichen gave up his wasted efforts and sat down to eat the salad.

As for the fact that the system sold [Ape Taishan's staying power] just now, I won't explain it myself, and no one will believe it if it is explained.

Zhang Zifeng saw that he didn't put sauce in his salad, tore open the sauce packet, and said with a smile: "Add some mayonnaise, I'll add it to you." ”

The sauce bag was torn open, and the thick pasty egg liquid was squeezed out in a twist and turn, and it was yellow and clear......

"Zifeng, wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom!

After speaking, Wei Baichen rushed away, leaving behind the circled Zi Feng......

The playground of the island country is still a little different from that of China, and there are many perverted projects to fry chicken.

The roller coaster is high, steep, and fast, one bend after another, scaring visitors.

There is also the world-famous horror haunted house, the scene is realistic, and the living people play it, which can scare people to death.

For these exciting projects, Zifeng stayed away, and Da Bai was secretly happy in his heart, if he really went to play, he was afraid that he would be scared to pee his pants.

But—

Stimulus items do not play......

Zi Feng, you don't have to play the merry-go-round five times, do you!!

"Brother Dabai, that pink one-horned wooden horse, I didn't grab it just now, shall we sit again?"

Zhang Zifeng leaned against the fence and watched the other little pot friends riding on it.

The corners of Wei Baichen's mouth twitched.

Here's what he thought about.

The first time: Wow, with Zifeng! Girl, who doesn't love merry-go-rounds, I want to sit with a big man, and I still sit with Zifeng!

The second time: Flutter! Play again? Okay, promise you! Look at you so cute, my brother will sit with you again!

The third time: Do ......you want to come? Well, this opportunity is not envied by many people!

Fourth time: Zifeng, let's not sit down, okay? Don't you see the little pot friends who are watching and start to dislike us? What, the last time, okay, let's do it......

Zhang Zifeng saw him stunned, and asked innocently: "Brother Bai, are you dizzy?"

Yes!

Men, don't say you can't!

So, Wei Baichen said briskly: "Let's go!"

Zhang Zifeng showed a cheerful smile and cheered: "Let's go, line up!"

Perhaps because of the peak passenger flow, the queue for this trip was longer than the previous four, and there were many chirping and lively little pot friends.

"Hello~~"

Zi Feng bent down gently and waved at a little girl with a double ponytail, she was fleshy and still had a small round face.

"Brother Dabai, you know, when I was a child, the happiest thing about filming was that after the finale, my mother took me to the playground to play.

At that time, it was as big as her, and she also had a small round face, hahaha.

Every time I sat on the merry-go-round, my mother hugged me, and then as soon as the music stopped, I cried and refused to come down, and every time I had to pester my mother to sit again.

After that, I never sat on ...... again."

"Why?" asked Wei Baichen.

Zhang Zifeng stared at the little girl's innocent smile, stunned: "It's big, it's also famous, it's not appropriate to take the merry-go-round." ”

With that, she smiled.

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