☆、0328_Invitation

My sister slapped the table and got up, and the stone table was shattered by her—again.

It's okay, Jian Xiufeng is the least short of stones, just move another piece over and sharpen it, you can use it, anyway, the furniture design style of the whole Sword Xiufeng is so unpretentious.

My sister put the hilt of her sword against my throat: "You mean I'm ugly?"

Me: "It's too hard to find an ugly person among monks, I'm just saying that you're not so beautiful that you're far above average." Yuhe invites beauties to at least ninety points or more, and your score is about seventy-five. ”

My dad glanced at me and commented, "You look like a sword cultivator when you're looking for a draw." ”

What do you mean by likeness? I was originally a sword cultivator.

My father: "But the lack of beating is a defect that needs to be corrected under the flamboyant behavior of the sword cultivator, and it is not a feature worthy of praise." ”

Okay, I know your old man isn't praising me.

My sister put away her sword and turned her head not to look at me, angry: "Yuhe's invitation this time indicates that you can lower the appearance requirements, as long as it is not ugly...... In your words, just above the average. I'm still barely qualified. ”

I suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Last time, Yuhe lowered the standard so much...... It was their king who had a unique taste, and he wanted to choose a concubine, and later ......"

My father: "Later, I chose the person from the Death Gate, but the person refused, and the Jade Harmony did not let go, and the Death Gate almost destroyed the Jade Harmony." ”

Me: "Did you invite the Death Gate this time?"

My dad: "Invited." Except for the words and phrases related to the name of the sect and the characteristics of the sect, the form and content of the post are exactly the same as those given to us for the Yunxia Sect. ”

Me: "Are all posts the same?

My dad: "I didn't look closely, it's about the same, I didn't pay attention to the details." ”

It turns out that you also paid attention to the joke of the death gate. Me: "I think Yuhe has a big picture this time. ”

My father: "When you see a beauty, you can't walk, and Yuhe is in that pattern." Let them play conspiracy, they don't have to be aesthetically pleasing, and they don't have to think too darkly about them, just in case. Jiang Weixiao knows in his heart, you just follow his instructions and act. ”

Well, that's right. Although I am usually dissatisfied with the elder brother, I also admit that as long as the senior brother is here, I feel very stable.

...... Wait, I haven't promised to go yet, have I?

☆, 0329_ candidates

"There are still festivals in the Jade and Secret Realm and the Gate of the Dead...... my sister looked very emotional, "Why don't I know?"

My father: "It's not a face-saving thing, in addition to the Death Gate, other sects were also cheated by Yuhe, and they didn't want to say this because they were embarrassed." It's normal for things to happen before you were born and you don't know about it. ”

My sister looks at me. It happened before she was born, and of course it happened before I was born. She didn't know, but I did. But what's the analogy with that? I have a reading addiction, does she have it?

"There is a gossip counter in the library pavilion. I told her.

My dad looked at me. Well, that's 'the secret analysis of other sects'. But isn't the practice of the Yunxia Sect to ignore the official name and call it a common name, just be able to understand it.

*

Me: "What is the limit on the number of people allowed to enter the invitation given by Yuhe?"

My sister: "Twenty. ”

Me: "Can I take a look at the invitation?"

My sister: "If you agree to go, you can go to the senior brother." If you don't agree to go, you're not qualified to see it. ”

Me: "...... Can you tell me about the content of the invitation first?"

My sister: "No, qualifications, qualifications." ”

Revenge, it's definitely revenge.

"The invitation doesn't explicitly say," my father said, "but it mentions that treasures are only available to those who meet certain conditions." We suspect that there is more than one treasure, and which one of them can be obtained may be related to cultivation, that is, those who go to the secret realm need to include all levels of cultivation. From practicing qi all the way to turning into a god. ”

Practicing Qi, Building the Foundation, Jindan, Yuanying and Transforming Gods. "Two each?" I counted.

My sister was disgusted: "How can one jade and two elders work?"

Me: "So?"

My sister taught me: "Yuhe and the local monks are most active in Zhuji and Jindan, so most of the people we go to Zhuji Dan are Zhujindan." Three build the foundation, four gold pills, and one other. ”

Me: "I want two sets of real couples." ”

My sister: "Yes, Jin Dan is a pair, Zhuji is a pair, the only remaining place in Zhuji will be given to you, eldest sister is okay with you? ”

I'm thinking that except for those two pairs of real ones, the rest are too obvious, and all of them are not equal.

Me: "I think you should get together with the elder brother." You can disguise it as real. Then I went to take a period of Qi training, and I was so-so and could pretend to be real. ”

My sister: "It doesn't matter if it's like it's real, Yuhe only looks at beauties, not popular for fidelity, popular is one-night stands, flash marriages and divorces, good gatherings and good dispersions, and ...... new tastes"

Oh, Uncle Xiao also said so, it seems that Yuhe's undisciplined behavior is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

☆、0330_Partner case

I asked, "Who are the people who have already been decided?" besides you, Senior Brother and Little Uncle?"

My sister: "The true couple of the Jindan period is the precept peak...... Hey, it's two of the ice cave keepers, and you might have seen it when you went in and out of the ice cave this time. It is Yan Gui and Duan Zhe. ”

Oh, Yan Gui, who put on my face to heal my face, and Duan Zhe, who took me as a rival. "Are they a couple? I thought they weren't full?"

My sister: "If you don't get married, it's not enough, so why don't we have to pick two pairs of Taoist couples?" There is still a good Jindan period, and there is not a single Taoist couple in the whole Yunxia Sect during the foundation building period. ”

That is, the appearance of the foundation building period is basically underage - including me - it is too devastating for people to get married.

My sister: "The Yuan infant period is Senior Sister Sang Huaisu, and the couple in the foundation building period and the Qi training period have not yet been decided. ”

Me: "Senior Sister Sang Huaisu, with Senior Brother?"

My sister nodded: "Shura Field, isn't it?" Senior Sister Sang has already put it down. ”

Me: "You're all talking, I'm just asking my partner about it." ”

My sister: "I don't know your head yet?" ”

Can I be blamed for this nonsense?

☆、0331_Get to the bottom of it

Senior Sister Sang Huaisu was the most popular candidate for the heir to the head of the family before the senior brother entered, but at that time, the attitude of the head of the family had always been very vague, and all candidates were treated equally. Of course, at that time, the head of the family was still in the prime of life, and he was not in a hurry to determine an heir - in fact, he is also in the prime of life now, and there is no need to rush - it is normal for his attitude to be impartial. As a result, as soon as the senior brother entered, the head of the family was abnormal, and he didn't count the highest voices before, and he didn't continue to observe the candidates, and he decided on the senior brother as if he was burning his buttocks.

If I had conspiracy theories, I would have drugged, drugged, and cursed the master...... Eight hundred times - although in fact it was also seven hundred times in the brain.

But the fact is that the whole Yunxia Sect is staring at so many infantile gods, and Ms. Yunxia is actually equivalent to the Mahayana period, what can the senior brother do in the Jindan period? Even if there is any conspiracy against the Yunxia Sect behind him, this conspiracy must be realized through the senior brother who is in the Yunxia Sect. Can the senior brother not show any flaws in this heavy monitoring during the golden pill period? Oh, no, when the head of the sect looks at the senior brother in a daze, the senior brother only builds the foundation period.

And to determine who is the heir, although the head of the family has the right to choose, but the other Yuan Ying also has the right to vote, and the elders and Ms. Yunxia each have a veto. Therefore, if he didn't get the consent of Ms. Yunxia, all the elders, and most of the Yuan Ying, even if the head of the sect liked Jiang Weixiao, he wouldn't be able to become a senior brother.

From the perspective of reasonable conspiracy, if there is really a connotation behind the senior brother, it should not be made so prominent, but should let him slowly be recognized by everyone without revealing - this is not difficult for the senior brother - and wait for the current head to start aging and then become the heir naturally.

Now that the senior brother is so prominent, after the head of the sect decided to choose him as the heir, he doesn't know how many times he has been plowed by the whole sect, and he really has no privacy left. Although it is said that he knows all his secrets thoroughly is limited to the elders such as Yuan Ying and Huashen, the Jin Dan Zhuji below was not less curious when he watched the senior brother rise to prominence. I checked it myself, and I was grinding the news with my elders......

I have to say that he was investigated like this, from the eight generations of his ancestors to the dog cub three streets away when he was born, to the little policeman who deceived the little girl Sugar Gourd, was chased by hooligans for two streets, and falsely accused and educated him...... And didn't collapse, the senior brother is really a talent who can afford big things.

If, under such a microscope inspection, the senior brother can still hide any major problems, and finally cause the Yunxia Sect to collapse or suffer devastating losses because of this major problem, in my father's words: "It is time for this sect to be destroyed." ”

☆、0332_ I don't have to choose

Me: "There are ten places in total, and if I join, Pei Feng will take two." Elder Pei, aren't you showing favoritism?"

My father: "Favoritism is not on your head. ”

My sister said in a strange tone: "Yes, it is on my head." Jade and well. ”

...... Oh, Yuhe, looks. Of course, the two beauties of Yunxia Sect can all go, but it's not good......

"The invitation gave twenty places, two of which were fixed, Uncle Junior, and you. My sister confirmed my suspicions. Looks like I'm famous...... No, Yuhe seems to have a special method of sensing beauties, and no matter how deep they are, they can detect and send an invitation.

Wait a minute, "Then you ask me if I want to participate?"

My sister: "I'm asking if you want to be married to me." And Yuhe has to go if he invites you? If you are invited, you also have the right to refuse, fool. ”

Oh. But let's go, otherwise the outside world will think that I am so beautiful that I dare not meet people.

*

Although I want to go to Yuhe, I don't want to play a couple with my sister. Although the lower limit of jade and the lower limit is so low that even if it is detected that I am related to my sister by blood, I don't care about a promiscuous couple, but I am in response. Pretending to be a couple with a woman is enough to could, and that woman is my sister is unbearable.

My sister sneered: "I'll do the math for you, two real couples, let's get rid of the four." There are a total of six people left, three men and three women, and if the women remove me, only Senior Sister Sang and the Qi cultivation period will remain, even if Senior Brother is humble, you are allowed to pick ...... first."

"I'm going to take advantage of the Qi training period!" I said.

As a result, I didn't win.

Uncle Xiao first picked a partner with a girl in the Qi training period. I know that girl.,Participated in the selection conference with me.,The fifth place at the time.,A good seedling who was directly selected into the Beast Peak without taking the formal exam.,The key is,This is a real Lori.,Now eight and a half years old.。

Uncle Xiao is really a beast. However, his misogynism or phobia does not affect the children, and it is better to choose Lori than to find me to dress as a man.

But he is so sure, my choice is only Senior Sister Sang or my own sister.

Looking at the plans that Senior Brother and Senior Sister Sang discussed after entering Yuhe, and then looking at my sister's appearance of not worrying about everything, I sighed: I can only be incest.