Chapter 10: Storytellers Have Candy to Eat
People go to bed early at nights when there is no mobile phone TV, and the elderly and children go to bed earlier than the young and middle-aged.
The old man can't do it, and the child has nothing to do.
After a night without a word, Li Feng got up when the rooster crowed.
The genius was slightly bright, and after Li Feng burned the fire, the family members got up one after another to wash.
Li Kui and Li Shan carried an axe to the forest to chop firewood, cutting firewood is the business of the masters, and Li Kui and Li Shan are responsible for the firewood of Li Feng's family.
Li Feng's family cooks three times a day, and in autumn and winter, they have to bake the fire for warmth, and the farmer spends firewood, so Li Kui and Li Shan will go to chop firewood every morning.
The division of labor among women is also very clear, Yang Yushan prepares breakfast, and Yang Cuihua goes to water the vegetable field.
As for Li Mei, she is still young, no one cares, and she won't get up if the sun doesn't rise.
However, her good life is at most one year away, and Yang Yushan will definitely let him beat pigweed and pick up cow dung at the age of five.
Li Feng also started doing these at the age of five.
It's just an ordinary morning in a farmhouse, and it's played out every day.
"Mom, don't be busy, come with me somewhere!"
Li Feng thought about the fish trap by the river, and he was afraid that he would come back and be beaten by Yang Yushan when he went alone, so he pulled Yang Yushan's hand and said coquettishly.
I'm still a child, and I'll be spoiled, Li Fengtian is ashamed to explain in his heart.
"Where?"
Yang Yushan temporarily put down the guy in his hand and asked.
"By the river, yesterday's trap is still there, and if you go late, the fish is afraid that someone else will steal it! You don't mean that I am not allowed to go to the river alone, so I specially invite you to go with me. ”
Li Feng observed Yang Yushan's face as he spoke, as long as she didn't agree, she was going to go to the vegetable field to find her grandmother Yang Cuihua.
In Li Feng's memory, his grandmother Yang Cuihua never beat and scolded Li Feng, and basically obeyed Li Feng.
"Will there be fish?"
Yang Yushan was skeptical, Yang Yushan's fish and pheasants yesterday were just Li Feng's shit luck.
"Didn't you just eat it last night!"
Li Feng said helplessly.
"Let's go!"
The distance from home to the river is only a few hundred meters, and it is not troublesome to leave or right, Yang Yushan followed Li Feng, and the two of them arrived at the river in five or six minutes.
Four or five more fish fluttered in the trap, and the total was estimated to be about two catties.
It's another meal! Li Feng was so happy.
Seeing is believing, Yang Yushan pointed to the simple fishing trap set up by stones and weeds, and said with a look of disbelief: "Can you catch fish with this thing?"
It's no wonder that Yang Yushan made a fuss, people in this area of Woniu Village either use nets or fishing to fish, and some even use explosives to blow up, like this simple stone maze fishing method people don't know.
The reason why Li Feng will do it is because he is a time-traveler, who has traveled from the era of knowledge explosion in later generations.
There are no lobster crabs in the small river of Woniu Village, otherwise this trap is more effective against lobster crabs.
Li Feng casually found a thin branch, skillfully skewered the fish, and simply repaired the trap.
"Mom, you see the trap is in the shallow water, it's not dangerous at all, you should rest assured that I will come to the river, and our family will have fish to eat every day in the future." ”
Li Feng shook the fish in his hand and said with a flattering face.
Eating fish every day will be tired, but it is better than bud valley artichoke, Yang Yushan thought about it, nodded and agreed. "You can go to the river, but you can't go to the middle of the river. ”
"Mommy is so beautiful!"
Li Feng finally earned the right to come to the riverside and praised him without hesitation.
Fish don't last long off the shore, and the refrigerator is now a legendary thing.
When he got home, Yang Yushan disemboweled, broke his belly, and marinated the fish before making breakfast.
Steam a pot of corn nests, burn some green and spicy seeds in the fire pit, boil a pot of tea, that is breakfast, and leave two for Li Feng to take to school.
In remote mountainous areas, it is impossible for schools to start classes at 8 o'clock as in the city, considering that the children of some families have a long way to go to school, and it takes hours on the road alone, so the school does not start at 9 o'clock in the morning.
After breakfast, looking in the mirror, Nima's face is red and white, and she has become handsome again, so how can the elementary school students in the school live!
After a while, Li Feng walked slowly towards the school, and before going out, Yang Yushan told Li Feng to come back early after school and spicy fish in the evening.
Life is like rape, if you can't resist it, then close your eyes and enjoy it.
A forty-year-old soul, once a college graduate, still has to be in the first grade of primary school with a group of seven or eight-year-old children crammed into a broken classroom.
Li Feng deeply understood the meaning of this sentence.
If you can't resist, then study hard and grow up slowly, pretend to be a good student, listen carefully in class, and survive another morning!
Lunch is still the old place.
"Here you go, two bottles. ”
Wang Xiaoer not only gave Li Feng two bottles of soda, but also gave Li Feng more than half of the fried lean meat in his lunch box.
The children can be taught.
This is the income of labor, Li Feng's face is not red, his heart is not beating, he accepts it with a smile, puts it in his schoolbag, drinks a bottle when his mouth is dry, and gives Li Mei a bottle when he comes home from school.
After eating someone else's and taking someone else's, it's time to perform the real technique, and then there is Wang Gang to tell the story, and now there is Li Feng to tell the story.
As soon as he finished eating, Wang Xiaoer urged Li Feng to speak.
Li Feng looked at the lunch box with a sad face and said, "Wait a while, I will wash the lunch box! ”
"I'll wash it, you hurry up and pre-brew!" Time is money, Journey to the West is life, Wang Xiaoer snatched Li Feng's lunch box without saying a word.
What a good child, a good deed activist, on Children's Day, he couldn't be rated as a Young Pioneer, and Li Feng gave Wang Xiaoer 10,000 likes in his heart.
When Wang Xiaoer came back, Li Feng began to tell him about the section of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
At first, there was only Wang Xiaoer in the audience, but within a few minutes, there were more children who rubbed the story, and it was not enough to be surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.
Wu Chengen wrote Journey to the West in order to live in the world, and Li Feng talked about Journey to the West in order to deceive the bear child into eating and drinking a few bottles of soda.
It's the same people, and that's the difference.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, my grandson beat you out of the......"
"Queen Mother, don't run away, you old woman, eat my grandson's stick, scare the Queen Mother and mother for several months, and the eldest aunt ......"
"Erlang God's roaring dog was peeled and cramped by Sun Wukong in Nantianmen, put green onions, star anise, ginger and garlic to cook dog meat hot pot ,......"
"In the end, Sun Wukong won the battle against the heavenly soldiers and generals, and returned to Huaguo Mountain with the seven fairies to live a shameless life every day, giving birth to a bunch of little monkeys, and Huaguoshan Kindergarten couldn't fit ......"
The audience listened very attentively, Li Feng spoke very hard, after drinking a bottle of soda, a section of making trouble in the heavenly palace was talked about by Li Feng in a nondescript manner.
As you know, Li Feng is very satisfied with the end of the comedy, and the children in the audience are also very satisfied, and they will occasionally laugh when Li Feng talks about it.
Wu Chengen knew that he would be so angry that he would die again.
Happy times are always short-lived, looking at the sky, Li Feng estimated that he was about to go to class.
"Class is coming soon, so that's all for today's story, and we'll continue tomorrow at noon. ”
The children were reluctant to surround Li Feng, but they also knew that class was coming soon, and no one objected, although Journey to the West was good, but the teacher was even more terrifying.
After talking about it at noon, he only harvested two bottles of soda from Wang Xiaoer, and the other children were all about stories, and Li Feng didn't even get their hair.
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Very unscientific!
Li Feng used to be stingy, and he had to pluck the roots of the geese!
After crossing, the skin is thicker.
While the little pot friends were still there, Li Feng put the lunch box in front of him and shouted.
"Ladies and gentlemen, am I doing well?"
"Okay!" the little pot friends said in unison.
"Those who have money will have a money field, and those who have no money will have fruit candy! Otherwise, I won't talk about it tomorrow, and there is a four-year-old sister at home who likes to eat fruit candy. ”
The little fart children looked confused! They still didn't understand Li Feng's words.
"If you want to hear my story in the future, you must give me a candy, including today!" Li Feng said shamelessly.
What a good little pot friend!
Finally understood, there was a generous donation with sugar, and a curse without sugar vowed to make up for it tomorrow.
The flower of the motherland, the successor of socialism, unpretentious and simple and lovely.
On the other hand, Li Feng has a cheap face, what a shameless traverser Li Feng!
A few minutes later, Li Feng's lunch box was lying with dozens of fruit candies, and even a crumpled dime.
Storytellers have candy to eat!
"On behalf of my sister Li Mei, thank you!"
"Everyone is welcome to continue listening to the story tomorrow!"
Li Feng smiled and accepted it, covered the lunch box, put it in his schoolbag, and looked satisfied, Li Mei was blessed when she came home from school.
"I'll bring you two packets of cookies tomorrow!"
Wang Xiaoer gritted his teeth and swore an oath.
"I don't really like cookies!"
"Soda too!"
"Good! very good!"
"What will you talk about tomorrow?"
"Monkey King vs. Buddha"
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Bring fruit candy, brush off your clothes, and walk to the classroom just in time for the class bell to ring.