Chapter 186: Do You Want My Intimate Photos?

For Sister Chang'e, who can be satisfied with a carrot, how can Lin Hai make her and thirsty?

"Sister-in-law, stop by the carrot stand in front of you, and I'll buy another one. The latest and fastest updates, free of charge"

"Didn't you just buy two?"

"Eat. ”

Liu Xinqing stopped the car, and Lin Hai bought another carrot.

"Hey, why do you love carrots so much, are you a white rabbit?" asked Liu Xinqing strangely as she drove.

Poof, you're the White Rabbit, you're all White Rabbit!

"Is it true that only white rabbits can eat carrots?" Lin Hai said angrily.

"Yes, white rabbits love carrots. Liu Xinqing replied innocently.

Lin Hai directly stretched out the carrot.

"Well, don't you have two white rabbits on your chest, do you need me to feed them?"

"Ah, die, you stinky rascal!" Liu Xinqing slapped the steering wheel angrily.

"Oh, I'll go, you stupid girl, can you drive well!" Liu Xinqing was in a hurry, and almost collided with a car next to her.

Come on, this is a novice on the road, and she's a female driver, so let's be honest, don't tease her.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's >

When Lin Hai saw it, it turned out that he hadn't responded for a long time, and Chang'e urged herself again.

Fairy Chang'e: Daxian, why don't you ignore me? You just give me a carrot, okay? Woo woo (followed by a crying expression)

Grass, didn't my brother buy it for you?

Lin Hai was just about to send it, and Chang'e sent another message.

Fairy Chang'e: Daxian, if a whole root is too precious, then give me half a root, I'm not too short, but please give me half a thicker one, please, people haven't tasted carrots for thousands of years, and they are itching. The latest and fastest update, free of charge (a tearful emoji at the back)

Burst!

"Hahaha" After reading the message sent by Chang'e, Lin Hai laughed directly.

Nima, I said Sister Chang'e, can you still have a little discipline, what I said is so imaginative.

"Hey, what are you smiling at?" asked Liu Xinqing.

"It's nothing, there is a woman who said that she also likes carrots, and she also likes thicker ones, hey, sister-in-law, do you like coarse carrots or longer carrots?" Lin Hai couldn't help but laugh, and couldn't help but tease Liu Xinqing freely.

"I don't like carrots, people only like cucumbers. ”

Burst!

Liu Xinqing's words almost choked Lin Hai to death.

"Ahem, ahem, you said you like cucumbers?"

Lin Hai almost laughed, this sister-in-law is so cute, Nima's answer is simply amazing.

"Yes, my sister also likes cucumbers, don't you know? Hey, why do you keep laughing, what's so happy?" Liu Xinqing was strange for a while.

"It's okay, it's okay", Lin Hai covered his stomach and hurriedly waved his hand, "Your sister won't like cucumbers in two days." ”

"I won't like it in two days?" asked strangely, Liu Xinyue's little head tilted.

"Because your sister likes me more."

Lin Hai added another sentence in his heart, "I prefer it there, wahaha"

"Hey, it's less stinky and beautiful, do you think you're comparable to a cucumber?" Liu Xinqing pouted and said disdainfully.

Burst!

Lin Hai's face was black.

Nima, what are you talking about! Brother is not as good as a cucumber, what a insult!

"Grass, my brother is much stronger than cucumbers, I don't believe you try it!" Lin Hai said with an annoyed face.

"How to try, cucumbers are crisp and tender, how delicious they taste, look at you again, the skin is like old bark, I guess dogs won't eat it!"

"Hey, what are you talking about? Brother is also very tender, look at my brother's little face, it can be broken by blowing, it can squeeze out water, and this little hand, which is more tender and soft than a girl, how can you become an old bark as soon as you say it, I don't believe you can take a bite and taste it!" Lin Hai looked unhappy, and stretched out his hand to Liu Xinqing's mouth angrily.

Liu Xinqing was not polite to him, and took a bite directly.

"Oh my grass, you belong to a dog, you really bite!" Lin Hai hurriedly retracted his hand in pain.

"Bah, it's old bark, it's dry and astringent. A sly smile appeared at the corner of Liu Xinqing's eyes.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's WeChat rang again, and when he looked down, Chang'e was anxious again.

Fairy Chang'e: Daxian, hurry up, I want, I want it (behind is a shy expression)

Burst!

Lin Hai almost fell off the saddle.

Nima, this Chang'e is too ambiguous to speak, what do you want, can you explain it clearly!

Is it easy for my brother to misunderstand, okay?

Lin Hai thought about it and didn't rush to send it to her.

Little Fool Fairy: It's okay to ask for carrots, but I have two conditions.

Fairy Chang'e: People will promise you any conditions (with a shy expression in the back)

Nani? Lin Hai's eyes immediately bloomed with peach blossoms.

Then if my brother wants to talk to you Chang'e, Lin Hai laughed evilly.

But Lin Hai just thinks about it, don't look at what Fairy Chang'e said, if he really dares to have some other ideas, it is estimated that he will be directly bombarded into scum.

Little Fool Fairy: First, I would like to ask you to help me guide my friend in singing.

Liu Xinyue learned the singing method of the Moon Palace Immortal Yin, but she couldn't sing that feeling, Lin Hai just took the opportunity to ask Chang'e to help see what the problem was.

Fairy Chang'e: That's easy to say, no problem at all.

Little Foolish Fairy: Second, hehe, the fairy is a beauty in the heavenly court, can you send a photo for me to see?

Chang'e's avatar was a dancing back, and Lin Hai wanted to see the face of the most famous beauty in Heaven.

Chang'e: Do you want my intimate photos? (a shy expression at the back)

Burst!

Although my brother thinks so in his heart, don't say it, people are so embarrassed.

Little Foolish Fairy: Of course, private photos are better (a lustful expression at the back)

Fairy Chang'e: I hate it, give the carrots to the people first, or they won't give you the photos. (There is still a shy expression in the back)

Grass, isn't it just a carrot, if you can really see Chang'e's private photos, it's worth giving you a truckload.

Ding dong!

You sent a carrot to Fairy Chang'e.

Fairy Chang'e: Wow, it's so long and thick, people like it so much, thank you Daxian. (followed by a grateful expression)

Lin Hai covered his head, Nima, this Chang'e, it's really terrible to speak.

Little Fool Fairy: Tutoring my friend about singing, I'll talk about it later, now send the photo first (followed by a drooling emoji)

Fairy Chang'e: Haven't you seen me? Why do you have to take pictures?

Little Foolish Fairy: The little fairy fairy is low, and he has only seen the fairy a few times from afar, but he is not addicted.

Fairy Chang'e: Hehe, wait a minute, I'll take a picture now.

Little Foolish Fairy: Okay, good, fairy, hurry up.

Lin Hai was excited, Made, he will soon see the true face of the legendary fairy Chang'e.

However, half an hour has passed, and there has been no movement on Chang'e's side.

Lin Hai's face couldn't help but darken, Nima, this Chang'e won't pay off with herself for a carrot.

"Hey, sister-in-law, if you women want to take a photo and send it to a boy, how long will it take?" Lin Hai asked Liu Xinqing.

"An hour or two at least, why do you ask this?"

Burst!

"How long?" Lin Hai wondered if he had misheard.

"An hour or two, what's wrong?"

"Why is it taking so long, it doesn't take a minute to take a photo, okay?" Lin Hai looked surprised.

"Hey, you think it's the same as you boys, girls take pictures and give them to boys, they must first put on makeup, pose for all kinds of poss, retouch pictures or something, anyway, it's all down, and one or two hours may not be enough. ”

Lin Hai was stunned when he heard it, Nima, don't you want to be so troublesome!

"Hey, you can't be carrying my sister behind my back and asking for photos for other girls, right?" Liu Xinqing suddenly said with a vigilant face.

"What's the matter, I'll just ask casually, let's drive your car well. Lin Hai's heart was weak for a while.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's >

Looking down, it was a picture message from Chang'e.

Haha, the efficiency of the gods is high, and the fairy Chang'e took an hour or two, and it was only sent over half an hour.

Lin Hai hurriedly opened it happily.

"This can't be!" just one glance, Lin Hai was stupid on the spot!