Chapter 8: Double Harvest
talked about the section when Sun Wukong returned from learning art and went to the Dragon King of the East China Sea to borrow weapons.
"Dangdang, dangdang....... ”
The bell rang in the afternoon.
The story of Journey to the West is very good, but the teacher is even more terrifying, and the children who listen to the story scatter in a hurry, scrambling to run to the classroom for class.
Teacher Zhang stipulated the day before yesterday that if you are three minutes late, you will be slapped in the palm of your hand.
Li Feng also ran back to the classroom as quickly as possible, thinking that it would be nice to have an electronic watch, at least with a sense of time.
However, for Li Feng now, five-cent popsicles are luxury, and electronic watches are even more fantastic.
Once the first watch in my life was when I was in the second year of junior high school, I exchanged two dollars with a classmate for an old electronic watch he didn't want, and I have been taking it with me since junior high school.
Before going home from school in the afternoon, Wang Xiaoer came to find Li Feng.
Seeing Li Feng, he said resentfully: "I was slapped twice by the teacher in the afternoon!"
What's the matter with me, uncle, I also suffered two meals in the morning, Li Feng wanted to say this, but curiosity made him ask, "Why?"
"It's not that after listening to your Journey to the West at noon, I've been thinking about what kind of weapon Sun Wukong got in the afternoon. ”
"In the second class, I was teaching math, and Mr. Zhao suddenly asked me what is 2 times 2?"
Wang Xiaoer said.
"How did you answer?" asked Li Feng.
"I was stunned, and blurted out that it was equal to Sun Wukong! Wang Xiaoer stretched out the palm of his hand and showed it to Li Feng.
Sure enough, there were two red marks on the palm of his hand.
Then he cried and said with a sad face: "It hurts! Teacher Zhao also said that if I get distracted in class in the future, he will beat me into a monkey!"
I have to blame myself for this, Li Feng sighed, patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, if you beat it, you won't lose a piece of meat, then I won't talk about Journey to the West in the future." ”
"Don't! I didn't mean that!" Wang Xiaoer hurriedly waved his hand.
"And what do you mean?"
Li Feng is strange, he shouldn't know how to touch porcelain at a young age!
"What I mean when I come to you is, if you still can't talk about it at noon on a cloudy day, I'll bring you soda. ”
Wang Xiaoer really deserves to be the second generation of the boss, he knows a little business experience and trade-offs at such a young age.
Eat and drink spicy food wherever you have culture, Li Feng sighed in his heart, Li Feng didn't expect to inadvertently tell a Journey to the West and have an unexpected gain.
The conscience of heaven and earth, he never thought of deceiving children with soda, and his tender face couldn't help but blush.
But thinking that he is also a child now, his heart is a little better, Tian shamelessly stretched out two fingers to Wang Xiaoer, and said, "Two bottles!"
There is also a greedy sister Li Mei at home! How can Li Feng only care about himself? Not before the crossing, let alone after the crossing.
"Pull the hook, deal!"
"Your chicken thighs are also delicious!"
"There are no chicken thighs on a cloudy day, my mom said in the morning, come back from school and fry fresh meat for me. ”
"That's a good feeling! remember to bring more on cloudy days!"
"Hmm!"
"See you on a cloudy day!"
"See you on a cloudy day!"
The two little fingers hooked together very pleasantly.
......
When I got home, my bag had just been put away.
Tie Dan and Jin Mei came on time.
Li Feng first wanted to go to the forest to see the set of yesterday, so he called it a hard work, put a small basket on his back, and fooled him to go to hunt pigweed first.
Knowing that Li Feng was going to the forest to see the suit, Jin Mei didn't want to go to the field and wanted to follow Li Feng, so Li Feng wanted to follow!
As soon as he arrived at one of the places where he was under the cover, Li Feng heard the fluttering and cries of pheasants from afar, and knew that he had made a gain, so he quickened his pace.
A male pheasant with a bright coat was entangled in a rope and put in a trap, and when he saw Li Feng and Jin Mei, he struggled even more fiercely, about three catties.
Li Feng picked up the fertilizer bag prepared in advance and put it on the pheasant, exposing only his feet, untying the rope wrapped around his feet, and the pheasant went into his pocket.
The mouth of the bag is thrown aside.
Restore the trap and sprinkle some corn kernels, maybe you will catch another one on a cloudy day.
In total, Li Feng and Jin Mei went to several other traps to see, but they were empty, and there was no prey.
Two of them were also destroyed, and the sprinkled corn kernels were nowhere to be seen, probably caused by wild mice, Li Feng was not discouraged and restored the trap.
Once he could catch one every three or five times under the cover, but this time he caught a pheasant for the first time, and Li Feng was satisfied.
Carrying his pockets and going home, Jin Mei followed closely behind.
I think of when I was a child, in order to nominally rob Jin Mei, I fought countless fights with Tie Dan, and things were forgotten in time.
But the inexplicable crossing made Li Feng go back to the age of seven again, relive his childhood, and now he feels funny when he sees the iron egg golden girl.
When there was nothing to do on the road, he teased Jin Mei, patted the pheasant pocket on the shoulder and said: "Jin Mei, marry me when you grow up, I will catch pheasants for you to eat every day!"
Jin Mei pursed her lips and thought about it seriously before replying: "Don't! Your family is too poor, I want to marry Tiedan, and his father is the village chief!"
There are no taboos in children's words, but children generally don't lie.
Once again, we have lost to reality.
Li Feng secretly gritted his teeth with hatred, but he was helpless.
Iron eggs, on a cloudy day, Lao Tzu wants to fool you into playing two baskets of pigweed.
No, three baskets of hogweed!
Otherwise, I don't have the surname Li.
The iron egg, which was boiling on the ridge, suddenly sneezed.
Muttered to himself, "Which one misses me?"
As everyone knows, he has been remembered by a shameless traverser, and the shameless traverser is still small for him.
When I got home, I put the pheasant in my pocket, boiled the fire and boiled the water, and then I remembered that I had caught some fish in the morning, and I had a good harvest today.
Take Jin Mei to the kitchen to watch the fish.
The fish has been disemboweled by Yang Yushan, marinated in a vegetable pot with green onions, ginger and garlic, and the smell of fishy smell is coming to the nose.
Li Feng didn't give up, pointed to the fish in the vegetable pot and said to the chicken girl: "When you grow up, marry me, not only have pheasants, but also fish to eat, how about it?"
Children are greedy, and this time Jin Mei is a little hesitant!
Li Feng looked at her expectantly.
"No, I still want to marry Tiedan, his family killed sheep a few days ago!"
After Jin Mei finished speaking, she jumped out to play, and the two pigtails trembled in the wind, full of childishness.
Only Li Feng was left to watch the fish basin messy in the wind, and the sound of him grinding his teeth came after half a break.
Running to the yard, Li Feng pointed at the sky viciously and scolded.
"Oh my God, it's too hard for me to travel back!"
"What are you doing?"
Tie Dan also finished boiling his muscles and bones, and returned to Li Feng's house with a small basket of pigweed.
The enemy's eyes were red when they met, Li Feng roared without a shadow, and a sweeping leg knocked the iron egg and the basket to the ground.
The stuffiness brought by Jin Mei was finally swept away, and after this leg, Li Feng was refreshed for a while.
"What are you doing!"
Tie Dan angrily climbed up and accused Li Feng, and he had the tendency to start doing it if he didn't agree.
Li Feng walked around the iron egg, and sighed in admiration: "Your hard work in the past few days has really worked, and it only took a few seconds to climb up!"
"Amazing!"
"Iron egg, you've gotten better!"
Li Feng gave a thumbs up and praised two more sentences.
The world of adults is very shameless, especially a certain adult who has crossed over.
"Really, I think so myself!"
Tie Dan said excitedly, the child's world is too simple.
"But don't be proud! ”
Li Feng taught slowly, and a generation of grandmasters was full of style.
"Oh, I don't know how long it will take to practice to beat my dad?"
Every child has a dream in his heart, Tie Dan sighed faintly.
Li Feng almost couldn't help but laugh out loud with a pig cry.
"Two months at most!" "You can do it!"
In two months, the New Year pig will be killed, Li Feng can't be stingy with praise now, and said with a smile and difficulty.
"This time, let's play home!"
Jin Mei also proposed that girls naturally like to play at home.
"Don't play!"
Li Feng and Tie Dan said in unison.
"You two play by yourself, I still have to do my homework! Lao Tzu is now a cultural person. ”
He really had to do his homework.
Li Feng doesn't care about the two of them, he has to copy the letters he learned during the day ten times today, and Mr. Zhang has to check them when he goes to class on a cloudy day.
If you don't want to be beaten, you can only do your homework, Li Feng went into the house and took out the homework book in his schoolbag, spread it on his bed, and started to do his homework seriously.
I was slandered in my heart, "What is this called? Others are driving luxury cars to make beautiful women, pretending to be forced to slap their faces, and they are capable of doing anything! And they have to go to the first grade of primary school, and they have to cheat children by beating pigweed and putting them under their sleeves, gnawing on their nests, and eating some chicken legs." ”
"The most hateful thing is that every day you have to prevent fire and theft to prevent teachers and mothers!
When Li Feng came out after finishing his homework, Tie Dan and Jin Mei were nowhere to be found.
Yang Yushan, Li Kui, Li Shan, Yang Cuihua, Li Mei, they also came back from the field.