Li Feng had a dream! A very strange dream!

I dreamed that I was back in '88, when I was seven years old, on the first day of the first grade of elementary school, in the morning, just before entering the classroom.

The dream was real, and there was a hot pain in the buttocks, and it was getting worse.

Because he was carrying a shabby canvas bag symbolizing a schoolbag, his little hands were tightly pulled on the door frame of the classroom, and he refused to enter the classroom, and his mother, Yang Yushan, was beating him with a thin wicker branch.

Once, twice, several times...... The wicker branches all landed on Li Feng's ass accurately.

Li Feng was most afraid of three things when he was a child, one of which was wicker branches, and the other two were the big geese of the teacher and Jin Mei's family.

The teacher will beat people, and the goose of Jin Mei's family will also peck people.

Such thin wicker is very popular among the majority of parents, and her mother Yang Yushan also likes to use it on Li Feng very much, and she is quite handy to use it.

Because it does not hurt its own children, it also serves the purpose of educating and teaching children.

When I was a child, the elementary school teacher Zhang who I hated the most was snuggling by the classroom door, gloating and watching from the side.

At this moment, if he has such a handful of melon seeds in his hands, he is the most perfect melon-eating crowd, the leader of the soy sauce party.

The child is being repaired by the parents, and there is no intention of helping to persuade at all, and he is still watching with relish on the side.

How did you become a teacher?

Even if he knew that he was dreaming, Li Feng still hated that Teacher Zhang as always.

Because Li Feng was particularly naughty and his grades were poor, I remember that when he was in elementary school, he repaired Li Feng dozens of times.

Recalling these, Li Feng's anger rose from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts.

Therefore, he happily gave Mr. Zhang a middle finger.

Not enough once, erected again.

When I was done, I felt very happy! What I wanted to do but didn't dare to do when I was a child was easily completed in my dreams.

As expected, Mr. Zhang's face instantly darkened, and it could be seen that he was very angry and unhappy.

If it weren't for his mother Yang Yushan beside him, Li Feng guessed that he would definitely do it.

There is a saying that the gentleman's revenge dream is also completed, who told you to repair me often when you were studying, what Li Feng wanted was that he was unhappy.

However, the bad thing is that Yang Yushan, who was on the side, could also see that he was angry.

The teacher was very angry, and it was not a trivial matter for Yang Yushan, who regarded respecting teachers as a god.

The more ****-like thin wicker branch fell on Li Feng's ass again.

It hurt so much that Li Feng jumped up and down, croaking and screaming.

Li Feng has always believed in science.

It's so painful to be beaten in a dream, isn't this scientific?

It hurts so much, this dream is not good at all, Li Feng doesn't want to continue to do it.

"Wake up, wake up......" Li Feng called out dozens of times in his heart.

I didn't wake up, and the hot feeling on my ass continued.

"Pause! Pause!" it really hurts, Li Feng screamed twice, he didn't want to be beaten.

"As long as you enter the classroom, Mom won't beat you!"

Yang Yushan finally stopped her violent torture and persuaded Li Feng with a victorious attitude.

After speaking, he changed his smiling face, took out a fruit candy from his pocket, and shook it in front of Li Feng's eyes, "Enter the classroom, Mom will give you this candy!"

Paper coating, very popular in the eighties and nineties, a penny, very cheap but also very hard, very sweet but also toothy.

Li Feng remembers that when he was a child, it took several days to eat such a candy.

Yang Yushan firmly believes that filial piety comes out under the stick and likes to beat Li Feng.

Then beat it up and give it another piece of candy!

It is Yang Yushan's basic parenting style.

In Li Feng's memory, Yang Yushan used this trick on him at least until he was fifteen years old.

Only being beaten and not fighting back is not Li Feng's style.

If it were a different person, Li Feng would have to take two bites if he couldn't beat him.

However, the perpetrator was his mother Yang Yushan, he could only choose to endure it, and he didn't even have the idea of having a chance to pull out the oxygen tube in the future, even if it was in a dream, Li Feng didn't want Yang Yushan to be hurt at all.

If you don't wake up from your dreams, you can continue to do it, and if you don't go into the classroom, you may be beaten.

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

Li Feng's movements as entering the classroom can be described at a rabbit-like speed.

Regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, find a random table and sit down first.

Wait, it seems like something was forgotten, and it's still important.

Yes, Yang Yushan forgot to take the candy in his hand.

That was the source of all motivation when I was a child!

Li Feng took advantage of the dream before waking up, searched and rushed out of the classroom, grabbed the fruit candy in Yang Yushan's hand, searched and skewered into the classroom.

Peel it and put it in your mouth, it tastes exactly the same as you remember, it's sweet but it's also hard.

A lot of good and bad memories from my childhood came to my heart.

The whole set of actions is smooth and breathtaking.

Yang Yushan at the door was stunned, and smiled at Teacher Zhang, whose face had not yet faded from black, and said: "This child in my family is skinny, please bother more in the future, and beat him if he is disobedient." ”

Teacher Zhang also smiled and said: "Yes, I have seen a lot of bear children as a teacher over the years, and if you don't fight, you won't be talented, and you will have a long memory if you fight a few more times!"

"That's! That's it! The child will be beaten, and if he doesn't beat him when he is a child, he will suffer when he grows up. ”

Yang Yushan thought deeply on the side and nodded in agreement.

"I clean up the disobedient bear children at school, and I also use thin wicker branches, which can be smoked until the buttocks are red, and the pain outside the skin does not hurt the inside, and it does not hurt the child. ”

Teacher Zhang glanced at the thin wicker branch in Yang Yushan's hand, and said in a tone of being a master of the country.

"The child is like a monkey, I also use thin wicker branches at home, and he will be obedient when he is beaten when he is skinned!"

Yang Yushan continued to echo.

......。

Teachers and parents exchange tips on beating their children outside the classroom.

The communication was so natural, harmonious, and logical.

This is the characteristic of the times in the eighties and nineties, teachers will beat students, and parents are willing to beat their children.

Their conversation reached Li Feng's ears without missing a word, recalling the terrible experience of being beaten every time he was a child, and every sentence made Li Feng's heart tremble.

"Wake up!

Li Feng shouted in his heart and pinched his inner thighs fiercely.

But I didn't wake up, and I was still sitting in the classroom, and my butt was still aching.

It's a bit unscientific, but you will wake up from a dream, and if you come, you will be safe, Li Feng is naturally optimistic, and optimistic emotions can be brought to dreams.

The surroundings were very noisy, and Li Feng had time to pay attention to the situation around him.

Li Feng was not the only one who was beaten today, there were still a few children outside the classroom who were being beaten by parents, and there were a few children who were about to be beaten.

There are still some teary-eyed children sitting in the classroom, and it seems that most of them have been beaten in not long ago.

Lao Tzu is free at home and has a good time, why should he go to school? Is it fun to go to school?

How can any bear child want to read?

This is the question in the hearts of all the bear children who may have entered the classroom for the first time in their lives.

With his vague memory, Li Feng repeatedly confirmed that the children who were being beaten outside and the children sitting in the classroom were all elementary school classmates when he was a child.

What the hell is this strange dream, it's too real! Li Feng was slandered in his heart.

"Wake up!"

Li Feng pinched his thigh again.

Useless.

Still sitting in the classroom.

Is it not the reason for the lack of pain, Li Feng clawed hard on his buttocks.

"Wow!"

The old injury and new injury that Yang Yushan beat just now, Li Feng screamed loudly in pain, and the children around him looked at each other in shock.

"What kind of demon do you want to be beaten again?"

Yang Yushan was still at the door, and had been watching and observing Li Feng outside.

The thin wicker branch in his hand was still there, and he gestured at Li Feng a few times, and rushed in to beat Li Feng again if he didn't agree with him.

"The child is used for pain, not for beating! If you are beating me, I will return the massage chair!"

Li Feng shouted at Yang Yushan at the door.

When I was a child, I was beaten by Yang Yushan twice in three days, and the number of beatings was not 1,000 but 800.

It was so hard when I was a kid!

The main thing is to correct Yang Yushan's parenting style.

If he was really a child, he wouldn't dare to say this about Yang Yushan, but now it's a dream, and there's nothing to be afraid of.

Besides, Yang Yushan suffered too much when she was young, and her lumbar spine was not good when she was old, so she just ordered a set of massage chairs for her on the Internet a few days ago.

"What kind of massage chair? What are you talking about? In order to provide for you to go to school, I sold three pockets of bud grain to pay the tuition, do you think it is easy for me?"

Yang Yushan's eyes were full of sadness when he spoke.

If it weren't for the persuasion of Teacher Zhang next to him, Yang Yushan almost rushed into the classroom and beat Li Feng again.

If you can trace back to it, more than 30 generations of the family can be determined to be farmers, and they have lived on the land for generations.

In Li Feng's generation, the family has very little land, and four or five acres of land have to support grandparents, father and mother Li Feng and sister Li Mei, a family of six.

There is no other source of income, and Li Feng and Li Mei have to study, and the hardships of the family can be imagined.

Three pockets of bud grain, a hundred pounds, may not be a big deal to others.

But in Li Feng's family when he was a child, it was a big deal.

Anyway, it was in a dream, after decades have passed, through hard work, Li Feng's family is now living a good life, they have a house and a car in the city, and the hard life has become a distant past, sitting in the classroom Li Feng just wanted to refute a few words.

But the memories of a hard life when I was a child came flooding back to my heart.

Li Feng's family lives in the middle of the mountainside, and the family's fields are all on sloping land, there are no paddy fields, and rice cannot be grown.

There are also two pigs in the family to share the meagre harvest, because it does not grow fat just by feeding grass, and the pigs must be mixed with cornmeal and bran.

It can be described in this way, pigs eat too much, people don't eat enough, people eat too much to feed pigs.

When I was a child, the family was frugal, and every penny was used as a dime, and life was very difficult.

Therefore, about the matter of the Three Pockets of Bud Valley, Li Feng was powerless to refute, even if it was in a dream.

The ideal is very full, but the reality is cruel.

Li Feng's parents, grandparents, and grandparents are all having a hard time.

Therefore, Li Feng and his sister Li Mei also had a very difficult childhood, they have been helping the family with housework since they were five or six years old, and it is very happy to be able to eat a penny of fruit candy a week.

If it weren't for dreaming, Li Feng would rarely be willing to recall his childhood, because it was really bitter when he was a child.

He wanted to wake up quickly, and pinched himself several times.

I clearly felt the pain coming from my body.

And then the egg!

Still sitting in the classroom.

Touching your whole body is very real.

The dirty and shabby clothes and pants still bear the traces of countless needles and threads of her mother Yang Yushan.

The small yellow rubber shoes under his feet were also worn out, and there was a large hole in the toe of the toe.

Li Feng subconsciously moved his feet, and a dirty toe thumb was exposed from the hole in the toe of his shoe.

Suddenly he thought of a terrible word ~ crossing!