A short sword that looks unremarkable.

But when Lao Zhang pulled the sword out of the scabbard, he knew why Lin Pingzhi could turn the gate of the other world.

Because there is still a very strong aura left on this sword, which belongs to the breath of the earth world. This sword should be the main reason for the crossing of that third senior brother of Huashan.

Maybe it's a prop when the old gods tricked the earthlings into crossing over.

In fact, Zhang Tong also understands this kind of thing, after all, many returnees really can't find anything to do after returning to Earth, or are too lazy to do other things, so they will choose to go to the Seven Points Chinese Network to write memoirs.

So at present, the number of crossings on the seven-point Chinese network has exploded, and various returnees have mentioned how they crossed.

The more common ones are being electrocuted, being hit by a car, jumping into a river while drunk, and so on. However, because these contents are not positive enough, many primary and secondary school students try to cross in this way in order to avoid school, which has caused a tragedy, so the Seven Points Chinese website is currently blocked in this way.

These primary and secondary school students are also stupid, thinking that if they go to the other world, they don't want to study in class? Are they really elementary school students, Too young, too simple Tucson is broken.

Of course, there are some other traversal methods in addition to these regular traversal methods. For example, I bought an ancient book on the carpet and crossed over.

Or dig up a family heirloom sword and cross over.

Or pick up an ancient coin, and then cross over.

Zhang Tong looked at the short sword up and down, estimating that it should be the kind of routine that digs up the family heirloom sword and then crosses. Because this short sword, which is obviously a modern product, is also engraved with the mark of "Zhenguan Year".

Let's not talk about whether there was a short sword of this shape in the Tang Dynasty, this can still be discussed. But the Tang Dynasty really didn't have electric welding technology. So where did the solder joints on the sword come from?

No, it's mostly fake, and then it's a trap designed by the ancient gods.

Zhang Tong pinched it with his hand, and the sword was directly disintegrated, leaving only some pieces to fall to the ground.

"Okay, the door of this world shouldn't be opened. Even if it were given to those Americans as the main controller, they would not be able to find this coordinate. Zhang Tong looked at the fragments of the place, and felt relieved.

It's not a good thing for those American capitalists to open the door to the other world, and it is one of them that can close one by one.

"Big black. ”

The Demon Lord Dahei shook his wit. He has lived a good life in the world of Xiaoao Jianghu for three years, and he almost forgot that he still has an errand to do on the earth.

Coming back from the otherworldly door in the kitchen utility room, Dahei's ears are barred.

As soon as he heard Zhang Tong calling him, he immediately said, "Boss, I'll go wash the dishes now!"

"Wash your fart. ”

"Okay, I'll wash my ass right away. ”

Zhang Tong's neck shrank, and he squeezed out his double chins: "When did the Demon Lord learn to be so humorous?"

"Hey, entertain yourself in the world of Xiaoao. It's so boring there, you can't eat or drink. I haven't watched a movie yet. Boss, you don't know, I've wanted to come back for a long time. That's what I think about every day. That's what I think about day and night. I'm telling you, I've always wanted to wash the dishes, really. If you don't let me brush a thousand bowls today, you won't let me get off work. ”

"If you want me to get off work, I'll be in a hurry with you!" Dahei said the most cowardly words in the most vicious tone.

Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment watching Da Hei's performance in the storefront, thinking: Is Da Hei really bored in the world of laughing and proud of the rivers and lakes so much that he misses the days of washing dishes here?

"Alright, alright. "Da Hei is also deceiving Xiao Hei, and he is not enough to face Zhang Tong. On the Hive Actor, I also look at Zhang Tong.

"I don't want you to wash the dishes today. "Lao Zhang doesn't expose Da Hei's fake diligence, because the boss, the boss, sometimes has to turn a blind eye. The people below want to pretend to be diligent and let them pretend, after all, people are difficult to dismantle.

"It's a matter of looking for you to come back. ”

"Boss, you said, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, you don't give up!"

"Don't be so troublesome, I'll get married with one less groomsman, and I see that you look good. Just come with me. I will take you to buy some clothes first, and I will seal a big red envelope for you at that time. Hey, you've earned it. ”

Zhang Tong felt that he had arranged a good job for Dahei.

But what Cheng thought, after hearing Zhang Tong's words, the Demon Lord Dahei instantly turned into a cloud of black smoke and disappeared, leaving only a message: "You can do anything, you can't marry someone!

Leaving Zhang Tong and Xiao Hei staring at each other.

"Did I just say something scary?" Zhang Tong asked.

"It's just to let Daikoku be the best man. Little Black replied.

"Then why is he so excited?" Zhang Tongzhang and the second monk were puzzled.

Da Hei ran straight to the beach with a few bottles of beer and peanuts from the store.

Hey, best man or something, I really can't do it myself. In fact, there are also characters similar to best men in the world of Sedum. However, in the world of Sedum, it is not called the best man, but the Fu Lang and Fu Niang.

Generally, people with a relatively high status, or people with both parents and children, are invited to accompany the newlyweds to complete the marriage ceremony.

Even the Demon Sect is married. As the leader of the sect, Daikoku has also been invited to be a blessing many times. Because he is the one with the most status that the Demon Sect can invite.

In line with the principle of not shirking happy events, Da Hei has actually done Fulang many times, and he still did it with a smile at the beginning. After all, it is a happy event, and it is a happy event for his subordinates, which is somewhat happy.

But over the next few years, things slowly went wrong.

Dahei found that he had been a Fulang family and had a very unfortunate marriage. Either the wife cheats on her husband and cuckolds her, or the husband is looking for a concubine outside to make the wife of the family angry half to death.

He served as a blessing for thirty-two of his men, witnessing their marriages, and then their marriages all broke down......

"Just kidding, if I go to my boss's wedding again, and then his marriage breaks down...... "Da Hei only felt that he was in a cold sweat in the summer.

"Forget it, forget it. Let's drink beer and eat peanuts quietly and listen to the sound of the waves. Da Hei found a big tree and climbed it, drank beer, ate peanuts, and slowly fell asleep.

By the time he woke up, it was already dark. Just as he was about to go back, he heard a man and a woman talking under the tree.

"Li Shuke, are you serious? Are you going to betray the organization?"

"Zhang Chen, don't say anything about betrayal or betrayal, ask yourself, do you think it's better to work in the Returnee Mutual Aid Association or in the Returnee Alliance! Do you think we will continue to work hard for the organization?"

Da Hei looked down and saw a bald uncle and a beautiful girl arguing there.