Chapter 303: The Tiger Stands on the Balcony
When Diablo crossed the Gate of the Otherworld for the first time, his powerful energy fluctuations were detected by Zhang Tong, who was far away in the hive.
After all, Diablo is too high-profile, high-profile and used to it. Even when he came to Earth, he didn't deliberately hide his habits.
When he came down to the earth in a state of full energy, especially at the moment when he just appeared at the gate of the other world, when his strength had not been completely reduced because of the different laws of the universe, the monstrous momentum was like lighting a light in the darkness.
It's like jumping in front of Zhang Tong and twisting Xiaoxin's ass dance, singing while dancing: "Come and beat me, stupid~"
Zhang Tong had never seen anyone with such a request. If such a request is thrown in front of you, can you ignore it?
So Zhang Tong is ready to go and get a good look at this guy who makes such a request.
But as soon as Lao Zhang was about to go out, Jiang Hua stopped him: "Lao Zhang! The little rice ball has pulled a lot of poop, let him wash his ass with water!"
"Oh oh, okay, okay~" Zhang Tong immediately went to the toilet and put a basin of warm water for the small rice ball, and then carefully hugged the small rice ball.
The little rice ball was in Lao Zhang's arms, and he smirked.
"Eh, eh~hey, hey~" Xiao Onigiri's eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, and his two small hands swayed.
"You little friend, don't you cry when you poop? Isn't it warm to have a poop on your buttocks?" The little rice ball smiled even happier: "Ahhh
"It's fun to have poop wrapped around your ass, right? Lao Zhang took off the diaper of the small rice ball, and then soaked half of his body in a basin of warm water to wash his farts and made a pot of egg drop soup.
Looking at himself in the mirror, Xiao Onigiri let out a demented laugh: "Hehehehehe~"
"It's over, it's over. Our little rice ball is a narcissist, and he can laugh out loud when he looks at himself in the mirror. Zhang Tong said this when he changed the diaper of the little rice ball again.
Jiang Hua disagreed: "Our little rice ball is so beautiful, it's normal to be narcissistic, right, little rice ball." ”
Little rice ball: "Hey~Hey~Hey~ Hey" raised his hands and shook vigorously in support of what his mother said.
"Look, yes. The little rice balls agree with it. Jiang Hua flicked the cheek of DuangDuang, the small rice ball.
Lao Zhang has just finished the small rice balls here, and is ready to clean up Diablo. As a result, Da Hei, who is not long-eyed, came again, and brought his wife Cheng Lu and child Xiaodouzi with him.
Little Beanzi didn't know what was going on, but after she opened her eyes and could see things clearly, she especially liked to wrap around the small rice balls. No matter how much she cries, as long as she puts it next to the small rice ball, she will smile.
"Oops, I'm bothering your house again. Da Hei came to Zhang Tong's house with Xiaodouzi in his arms.
Zhang Tong couldn't help but complain: "Why are you here again?" Jiang Hua stepped on Zhang Tong beside him: "How do you speak, I invited Cheng Lu to be a guest at home." Isn't it good for the two children to have a good time? ”
Da Hei put the little bean next to the bed of the little rice ball, and the little bean stared at the little rice ball with big eyes, and smiled without seeing his eyebrows: "Hahahaha~" and wanted to stretch out his little hand to the side of the little rice ball.
The little rice ball twisted his face to the side and made a sound: "Hmm~", as if he was tired and tired.
Xiaodouzi didn't seem to receive the emotional influence of the little rice ball at all, so she picked up the little rice ball and stuffed it into her mouth.
The little hand is put to the mouth, and the mouth is long, ah~chirp~ gnawed. Ziyo ~ Zi Yo ~ Zi Yo ~ Xiao Douzi sucked Xiao Dou Dou's hand and got energetic, and Xiao Dou turned his head around at this time, looked at Xiao Douzi, and then looked at his hand. Is the brain starting to overclock? Demented face? The brain has analyzed the current situation, a small rice ball mouth? As soon as his eyes were closed: "Wow~Wow~Wow~" howled directly.
And the little beans over there are so happy? Laughing while sucking back: "Hehe~hehe~"
Zhang Tong touched the stubble on his chin and thought about it for a while and said, "I don't think the children are very happy." ”
Cheng Lu was embarrassed to save the hand of the little rice ball in her mouth, and she said a little embarrassed: "You kid? How can you suck the hands of other children? Come, suck your own. As he spoke, he shoved Little Bean's hand into her mouth.
Little bean winks? And pulled your hand out? The look in his eyes seemed to say: I'm so stupid, why do I eat my own hands.
Xiao Fan held his mouth aggrievedly and looked at Zhang Tong.
"Bite back. Zhang Tong suggested to his son: "You are a boy, don't suffer." ”
Then Zhang Tong was kicked out of the room by Jiang Hua and Cheng Lu? I can only hide on the balcony in a daze. And soon after, Dahei was also kicked out? Because he took the initiative to encourage Xiaodouzi to kiss the little rice ball.
"You two dads are so unreliable! Get out of here and calm down!"
It was already cold in January, with almost -six degrees outside. Da Hei and Zhang Tong are on the balcony, looking at the world.
"Do you smoke?" Da Hei pulled out a pack of Huazi from his arms.
Zhang Tong shook his head, and Da Hei lit one for himself.
"When did you get into the habit of smoking?" Zhang Tong curious. Da Hei said, "After there are little beans." Her mother doesn't have much milk, and she relies on milk powder to support her. I have to get up four times a night to make milk. I don't smoke during the day and I feel like I can just fall asleep. And diaper changing. Are small beans too heavy? Cheng Lu hugged and staggered, but I could only come. There is also burping after feeding the formula. There is also a need to tease the little bean and so on. ”
"I feel like I'm dying. "Da Hei's whole person has withered a lot? The Demon Lord's demonic aura has dissipated a lot.
Also as a father, Zhang Tong also feels the same way? He sighed: "The daddy articles in the online articles are all deceitful! I'm going to break down!"
"So, we're going to have some fun. Da Hei took a deep breath on Huazi? Then he spit out a smoke ring: "Those people who are tortured by Xiao Hei's training alone are no longer interesting." They don't seem to have much money anymore. ”
"Huh? It seems like yes. Zhang Tong nodded: "So I found it today?" There was a strong energy fluctuation on the Eagle Country's side. Ever since you said you gave the Eagle Nation a big gift, I've been keeping an eye on that side. It feels like there's a character at the top of LV6 coming out of the other world. What kind of gift did you give to the Eagle Country?"
"LV6 peak?" Da Hei scratched his head: "It shouldn't be, the school palace said that it was a world that was not very powerful." Maybe the school palace isn't deep enough? So we're going to go see that guy?"
"Well, let's go and see, we're having fun in the Eagle Country, not in our country. Limit that guy's range of motion. Zhang Tong nodded: "Go to the Eagle Country at night?"
"Okay, but between twelve and two o'clock in the evening. Xiaodouzi ate milk powder at twelve o'clock, and generally slept until two or three o'clock. I'm free at this time. Big Black said.
Zhang Tong looked at his watch: "I'm pretty much the same." The small rice ball has been noisy at night recently, and it will not go to bed until 12 o'clock. When the time comes, find an excuse for us to slip out?"
"Well, let's just say we went to FamilyMart for a drink. Big Black said.
Zhang Tong agreed: "Yes, let's also go to the FamilyMart convenience store to have some bars." I'm kind of craving the convenience store skewers with rum. ”
"Control, control, 24-hour convenience store stuff is expensive. Come less, I still have to save money to keep Xiaodouzi for school later. ”
Two dads who sit on the balcony and look at the world have made a plan.
And Diablo, who was happily in and out of the Eagle Country, didn't know that he was already being stared at. And he recently fell in love with a certain arsenal in the Eagle Country. He's going to move everything from that arsenal.
And now there are a number of demons in the Sanctuary who have changed their costumes. They're ready to embark on a new adventure!
PS: Keep asking for tickets!