☆、1988_Too foolish

"What's so new about that? Elder Pei Ji and Elder Jiang Lin both have family continuity in the mortal realm, and the Yunxia Sect also has an office in the mortal realm, if he is interested, what can't he get?"

"You can get it if you want to, but you might not think of it, right? You see how he is interested in the coins of the mortal world?"

"I don't think it's like she's just interested, he's picking up a banknote and shining it in the sun, what is he looking at?"

I'll see if the usual method of identifying the authenticity of coins is good, and of course I also checked the latest version of the banknotes on the website of the mortal world to see what anti-counterfeiting has been done. It turns out that the 'look at the light' clause is common in this life and in previous lives, and multiple editions of banknotes.

In fact, although there are many complicated technical means for the banknotes of the mortal world, the monks can completely imitate them, and even a trace of texture is good. The biggest problem is still in the material, it is impossible to imitate the texture of the material used in each item in the general illusion, if it is a fantasy based on the memory of the person who is trapped in the illusion, it may also fool the person who is trapped in the illusion, but it is based on the real scene, as long as the simulation is lacking, the person who falls into the illusion may recognize the deficiency because of the bias of his own knowledge.

Of course, this illusion of the Lock Immortal Sect is only used to construct the playing field, and it shows that it is an illusion from the beginning, and there is no such process as 'recognizing the illusion and getting out of the illusion', but I still feel a little troubled when I look at those obvious mistakes and omissions: it's too confusing.

It's like seeing an ornament in a play, and finding the same style of nine pieces of nine free shipping on a treasure, after buying it out of fun, although I don't expect to buy the real same, but I received the goods and saw ...... Shansai has to take a snack, the colors are all misplaced.

It's clearly a matter of attitude.

No, it's a matter of price.

In the same way, the products of the Lock Immortal Sect can't be too detailed, they can already be considered worthy of the audience if they can make an overall appearance.

Among the mortals in the audience who watched my scene, they had the audacity to post a barrage:

"Pei Xianren should be looking at the authenticity of the currency and whether the electrical appliances can be used. ”

"I can understand the electrical appliances, turning on the power switch and not moving, it means that there is a problem with the replication of the Lock Immortal Sect......"

"The biggest problem is that there is no electricity. ”

"But the lights are on. ”

"It's not because there's electricity, it's just that there's a light source at the place of the lamp. If you break the light bulb, you can guarantee that it will continue to be lit and the brightness will not change in the slightest. ”

☆、1989_College Entrance Examination

"Not so often, right? I remember that the Lock Immortal Sect still had a lot of contacts with the mortal world, and it was definitely more frequent than the Yunxia Sect and the mortal world. ”

"The full score of the college entrance examination is seven hundred and five, the highest score of the disciples of the Suo Immortal Sect is less than two hundred, and the highest score of the disciples of the Yunxia Sect is nearly seven hundred. ”

"Immortals take the college entrance examination ?!!"

"Don't get excited, kid, there are various reasons, including a whim, a bet with someone, being forced into the exam room because of a wrong task, and so on. Rest assured, their identities will be worn before the results come out or even before they enter the examination room, so even if they get nervous and fill in the volunteers, they will not have any impact on the admission quota. ”

"In fact, it doesn't have much impact if you don't wear a gang, because you generally can't get a high score, and the way you answer the questions required by the college entrance examination is much different from the way monks do the questions. Yunxia Sect's nearly 700 points is because he is still in his third year of high school for more than half a year and has done a lot of mock questions. But you must know that the monk's memory is very good, and there is no problem in memorizing all the textbooks and reference materials involved in the exam in half a year, and the disciple of the Yunxia Sect seems to be already about to be Jindan at that time, basically does not need sleep, food can be solved with Bigu Dan, and his learning efficiency is much higher than that of normal mortal high school students. In this way, he has been preparing for most of the year, and it is only nearly 700 points, although it is also high, but compared to the champion of that year, I remember that it is 40 or 50 points, right?"

"Which one of the Yunxia Sect is so boring, spending more than half a year preparing for the college entrance examination?

"Last fart, his identity was known to the mortal world three months before the college entrance examination, and Yunxia Sect also paid a fine for that guy to get the qualification to participate in the college entrance examination, and he almost couldn't even enter the examination room. ”

"What is this, didn't you see Zhong Sumen, let the disciples take the college entrance examination collectively, and set the list of secret realms based on the results of the college entrance examination, and the fine is paid, and the Mortal Education Bureau welcomes them to apply for the exam every year. The Yunxia Sect didn't get through a good relationship. ”

"What do you want to do with this relationship? Which university and professor do you want to listen to, add stealth and go in to listen to it, and take the college entrance examination? Do you want to give a graduation certificate?"

"Did you pay the audit fee?"

"Audit fee...... If you are so literary, you will be fined. It must have been paid, and the top ten have nowhere to go, and most of the scattered cultivators will have to escape, and the scattered cultivation alliance can't control it. ”

"Slander, I paid it on my own initiative. ”

"Yo, so conscious, do you know in which direction the payment window opens, do you know what the mortal realm department in charge of this matter is called?"

"Special Events Division. No windows, underground. ”

"Isn't it at the garbage dump?"

"Isn't it in the crematorium?"

☆, 1990_Special Events Division

"Hey, immortals, the existence of our department is still half a secret to most mortals, and when it is mentioned, it is often referred to as 'relevant departments', so it's not good to expose us too much. ”

"So where exactly do you set up your office?"

"Adapt measures to local conditions, adapt measures to local conditions. But there must be spiritual power transmitters set up, so that when the immortals need us, they will be able to find us easily. ”

"So I can't find an excuse if I want to pay my debts. ”

"What has become poor, even a few mortal coins want to rely on. ”

"How many are that? Ask Zhong Sumen how much he pays every year. ”

Or ask Chi Wu Zong how much compensation is paid each year. I remember that the Chiwu Sect made a special budget for this purpose, once a year, because the mortal world is not allowed to pay the indemnity over the years. ”

"May I ask you, immortals, what should you do if you want to find a special event place?"

"Hey, this classmate, don't just increase our workload. ”

"Hey, the easiest way is to entrust it with the Xiuzhen Sect office in your city, and then the staff of the office will take you there. The staff of the office knew where the local Special Events Unit was because they were dealing with it on a regular basis. ”

"I'm going to report it right away and ask all offices not to take such commissions. ”

"You can also find a way to get a spiritual power receiver, which can sense the spiritual power signals sent out at special events. But I don't know where to get this receiver, the monk doesn't need this, because the monk himself is the receiver, but someone may have made this kind of thing specifically for mortals. I probably still have to entrust the purchase from the sect office. ”

"If there is a spiritual power transmitter at a special event, there must be a corresponding receiver. ”

"We don't sell to mortals. ”

"As someone who has done this task, let me elaborate on the meaning of the phrase 'not for sale to mortals' by this Special Events Division employee. I did a mission before, when the mission involved a mortal, I won't talk about the specific mission content, the key is that after the mission ended and I left, in order to ensure the safety of this mortal, the Special Events Division gave this mortal their contact information, including a receiver that can receive the spiritual power emitted by the Special Events Division. ”

☆、1991_Foolish

"Monks, as one of the leaders of the Special Events Division, I would like to warn you that you are encouraging mortals to take an interest in our department, which may lead some mortals to do something dangerous in order to find us. Especially the example given by the monk earlier, 'In order to ensure the safety of that mortal, I gave that mortal our contact information', what does this imply that I don't need to tell you, right? If mortals put themselves in danger because of this, it is to see who will protect them, and if there is a human life because of this, who will be responsible?"

"Tsk, that's a lot to worry about. Do all the official departments of your mortal realm take care of mortals as babies? If you look for death, let them die, and after a few deaths, the rest of the people will naturally learn to be obedient, and if they still don't learn to behave, it can only mean that they have not died enough. ”

"Idiot. ”

"Yes, mortals are fools. ”

"No, I mean you're a fool to despise mortals in public. ”

"Ha, you don't dare to offend the top ten, why, now that the 'dare not offend list' has added mortals? Or will the top ten help the mortal world arrest people for the sake of friendship between the two worlds? Who will arrest me? In order to show the importance of mortals, do you want to make a move in the Mahayana period, or the transformation period?"

"Boom"

“...... Who sent the word 'boom'? The line of action of the word 'boom' is quite drifting. ”

"I'm sorry, I'm the Special Events Division, just now when we were arresting the malicious instigator, there was a little accident with the control of the artifact, and the live sound effect turned into text and sent into a barrage. Don't mind, please continue to have a good chat. I only emphasize to all mortals once: don't deliberately get involved in spiritual events, although my department will do its best to protect your safety, but spiritual events are too variable, and we can only rely on foreign objects in this regard, in the end, we can't make an effective response at the first time, and by the time we solve the incident, it is likely that you will have no bones. So, be careful with your own lives. ”

"Uh...... I don't know what to call this, in short, don't worry, as a mortal, I don't know where to start even if I want to touch spiritual power events, and I'm afraid of ghosts, so I definitely won't take the initiative to cause trouble. ”

"Yes, if you want to see spiritual power events, you can come to Feicheng to see the hamster, the staff of our Yunxia Sect office here has a hamster that is said to be the offspring of the spirit beast, but it is spiritual, and it can type and talk to people. ”

"Yunxia Sect advertisement?"

"What good advertising is there for spirit beasts and their descendants to be able to type? Yunxia Sect is not ashamed to use this as publicity. ”

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