{477} take a second look
Immediately, Xiao Lang went back to his Yuyao Palace to change into a white feather gauze brocade robe, and then went to the Yulan Palace of the Red Zhi Fairy and asked the little maid of the Red Zhi Fairy to pick the blue and go in to report it, and Wufeng Zhenjun had something to ask him to bring to the master.
After a while, the maid Cai Lan took Xiao Lang into the dormitory of the Red Zhi Fairy, Xiao Lang has been here for almost 20 years, and it is the first time he has entered the Red Zhi Fairy's dormitory, only to see the red curtain full of eyes, the color gradually progresses from pink to crimson, the more you go inside, the brighter it is, and after the brightness is solemn and majestic.
When Xiao Lang saw the Red Zhi Fairy, the Red Zhi Fairy took a cup of tea and was distracted, and she didn't know what she was thinking, in short, Xiao Lang saw that the tea didn't even have a trace of heat, so it can be seen that she was stunned for a long time with the cup of tea.
Seeing the Red Zhi Fairy, Xiao Lang first saluted the Red Zhi Fairy.
When Fairy Hongzhi heard Xiao Lang call her master, she put down the teacup in her hand and said, "Wufeng asked you to bring me something?"
Xiao Lang looked at the Red Zhi Fairy and said, "Senior Wufeng heard that I went with you to visit friends in the Aoyagi Realm, and I hope you can take him with me." ”
Fairy Hongzhi's eyes lit up when she heard this, "Really?"
Xiao Lang nodded, "Of course it's true, he was still afraid that you wouldn't take him, so he specially told me to say a lot of kind words in front of you." ”
Hearing this, the Red Zhi Fairy stood up with open eyebrows and said, "You go and tell him quickly, and I will take him into the Aoyagi Realm." ”
The red zhi fairy said and stroked the corner of his shirt with his hand and said, "Yun Ming, do you think the master's red dress looks good?
Xiao Lang sent a message to Mi Bei, and nodded very seriously, "Of course, master, although you are very beautiful in red, but master, you have not changed the color for decades, you know that you are wearing a red dress only once, and I don't know that you still think that the master has been wearing this red dress for decades, and besides, women are pleasing to themselves, master, you can't patronize your own preferences in clothes, and you have to let the people you like notice your changes at a glance."
Like you, master, hairstyle, clothes, hairpin rings, you have been like this since I started, I have been in the sect for almost 20 years, you are still like this, that man, look at you at the first glance, it is like this, the second, third, and fourth eyes are all like this, after a long time, anyway, you are like this, who will go to see you.
Master, if you want to chase the windless predecessors, you have to change, the clothes must be changed, the hairstyle must be changed, the hairpin ring must keep up with the fashion, you try the windless predecessors today to see you bird as a beautiful person, tomorrow to see you if the nine heavens fairy let people see each other will not be able to eat, you try to use your tea here, lovesickness should be changed to the windless true monarch, you have to let him have a kind of affection for you not to see a day like every other three autumns implanted in the bone marrow, then the master you will properly pinch the windless predecessors into your hands. ”
Fairy Hongzhi looked down at the red palace yarn she had just worn and said, "You mean, if I change my clothes and hairstyle, he will be able to look at me twice." ”
Xiao Lang nodded and affirmed, "Of course, otherwise, master, you listen to me today, and I promise to let Wufeng Zhenjun watch you at least half a pillar of incense time." ”
Hongzhi Fairy said a little unconfidently, "You don't need to burn half incense, as long as you can see the time of my tea, the master will be satisfied." ”
Xiao Lang snapped his fingers and said, "Master, look at it, let's go, where is your wardrobe, today, the apprentice will dress up the master as a holy and elegant woman like a clear lotus out of the water, and if you don't eat anything else, it's good to eat anything else." ”
The Red Zhi Fairy glanced at Xiao Lang and said, "Really?"
Xiao Lang nodded confidently and said, "Master, wait and see, although the apprentice is not very talented in planting flowers and grass, he can still look at men and women." ”
The Red Zhi Fairy nodded and said, "If you can successfully let Wufeng watch my tea time, the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum in your immortal field that is about to die, the master will not care about you." ”
Xiao Lang hurriedly smiled and thanked him, and then asked the snake with the stick if the Hongzhi Fairy could let other senior sisters and sisters plant the piece of immortal field he managed, anyway, he couldn't do it anymore, so why waste a good piece of land. ”
Fairy Hongzhi waved her sleeves and wanted to throw Xiao Lang out of her dormitory.
Xiao Lang saw that the Red Zhi Fairy's movements were not good, and he hurriedly said, "Master, Wufeng Zhenjun is still waiting to go to the Qingliu Realm with us?"
Hongzhi Fairy put down her hand, suppressed the anger in her heart, glared at Xiao Lang and said, "Today, the master will spare you, but if you let Wufeng Zhenjun can't see my tea time, I will ban you from a hundred years of feet, I still don't believe it, I won't let you do anything in this hundred years, you can still be so idiotic that you can't even plant a piece of land!"
Xiao Lang exhaled a long breath, rolled his eyes, and smiled at the Hongzhi Fairy, "Let's talk about it later, let's pick out the clothes for today's trip first, and I just sent the sound to Wufeng Zhenjun, Zhenjun just replied that he was already waiting for us at the gate of the sect, master, Wufeng Zhenjun is a very punctual person, and what he hates the most is unpunctual women, so, master, if you want to gain the favor of Wufeng Zhenjun, you must not let him wait for you for too long, otherwise if he gets tired of you, it is the daughter of the Jade Emperor, and he will not rarely take a look at the ground." ”
Fairy Hongzhi glanced at Xiao Lang fiercely and said, "I know that he hates waiting for others, and you are still so verbose about your mother-in-law." ”
Xiao Lang couldn't help but curse in his heart, I'm slot, is Lao Tzu long-winded, obviously you are always looking for fault?
Next, Xiao Lang copied the Hongzhi Fairy in the original way according to the appearance of the enlightenment teacher Luo Shanling, in fact, the body shape of the Hongzhi Fairy is similar to his master's, but the Hongzhi Fairy is called Taixian if it sounds good, and it is too dull to say that it is too dull, without the indescribable aura and ruffian aura on his master.
There is a saying that men are not bad and women are not loved, in fact, the reverse is the same for men, women are not bad, men will worship once they see it, for Mao, unattractive, no desire to conquer, even if they take off their pants and have a relationship, it is just to solve their physiological needs, and the woman may not even have a surname in the eyes of men.
Therefore, like the Hongzhi Fairy, she can only have it, and she has a good appearance, and she has a figure, but even a woman with emotional intelligence and weak intelligence can only be the same as the deep resentful women in the world to the moon lovesickness, tea lovesickness, and mirror pity.
In the end, either he and Lin Daiyu will end up with a fragrant jade, or they will kill each other because of love and hatred.
In Xiao Lang's opinion, although he has never really regarded the Red Zhi Fairy as a master, he patted his chest and said that the Red Zhi Fairy still has a lot of tolerance for him, so if the Red Zhi Fairy can get along with Mi Bei's guy, Xiao Lang thinks it is better than letting Mi Bei have a crush on the master for the rest of his life.
As for him, being a matchmaker, solved the major life events of the Red Zhi Fairy, and it was not in vain to have a master and apprentice with the Red Zhi Fairy.
But then again, like Mi Bei's stuffy/loyal and dead-eyed guy, if there is no female stalker entangled, Mi Bei would rather be an old virgin in this life than confess to the master.
Yes, Xiao Lang thinks that Mi Bei and the master have no drama at all, so why waste the good time of this life, people live in the world, it is lucky to find a place that likes each other, it is to find a place that they love is to suffer, and to find a place that loves themselves is to enjoy, he has already chosen the road of suffering, so he hopes that Mi Bei will choose to enjoy this way, so that in the twilight of life, the two of them can also communicate, that way is right, good land, in order to make a reference for the next life.
In addition, of course, he doesn't want the master to have too many rotten peach blossoms, which will affect the husband and wife harmony between the master and the master, the relationship between the master and the master is now walking a tightrope, if there are too many rotten peach blossoms, maybe the moment when the master is found with all the painstaking work, it is the moment when the steel wire clicks and breaks.
Besides, in fact, what kind of development the master and the master have finally developed, Xiao Lang will stand firmly on the master's side, but, but, the most pitiful thing about the broken tightrope is not the master, nor the master who has never met, but his thoughts, think about his thoughts, I haven't seen what my father looks like since I was a child, and when I see what my father looks like, my father, my mother, one east and one west are divided, and then a few handsome men and women younger than him emerge from behind my father!
I'm slot, I'm slot, I can't think about it anymore, and he can't stand it anymore.
Thinking of this, Xiao Lang silently recited the heart purification formula, took a long breath, Xiao Lang said to the Hongzhi fairy who was still standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror and looking in the mirror, "Master, it's time to go." ”
Fairy Hongzhi frowned and looked at herself in the mirror and said, "Why don't I see that the person in this mirror is me?"
Xiao Lang pointed to the eyebrows of the person in the mirror and said, "Master, you two stick to the mirror and compare each other, do you see if her eyebrows are one point longer than yours, or her mouth is one point bigger than yours?"
Hongzhi Fairy breathed a long sigh of relief unconfidently and said, "Ming'er, I didn't mean that, I just think it......"
Xiao Lang didn't wait for the Red Zhi Fairy to finish speaking, and said, "Master, do you want to make a good impression in front of the Windless True Monarch? ”
Fairy Hongzhi nodded when she heard this, and asked Xiao Lang to go to the door to find Mi Bei, and she went to say goodbye to the sect leader Zixia Immortal Jun.
Xiao Lang nodded and hummed, and then went to the Yuhe Pavilion at the gate of the sect to find Mi Bei.
When Xiao Lang arrived, a group of female fairies surrounded Mi Bei, of course, the fairy's reserve made these female fairies only get together in twos and threes to discuss the planting of fairy flowers and fairy grass fairy trees, such as what to do if there are black spots on the fairy grass, some fairy fruit trees have long leaves, and the leaves grow fat and beautiful, but they don't set fruits, but what should I do, I am really sad to death, etc., and then there is the extroverted and bold one who greeted Mi Bei and asked Mi Bei what to do.
Mi Bei was very annoyed with these women in his heart, but he had to suppress the irritability in his heart and deal with these fairies, and then patiently told those fairies what he knew, of course, he didn't know that he would go back to study and study, and then bring the problem to Luo Shanling, and wait for Luo Shanling to find out what the problem was, and then give feedback to these fairies.
Although it is a waste of time to deal with these fairies, Mi Bei has to admit that the reason why his cultivation has been able to improve by leaps and bounds over the years is really inseparable from the support of the elixir that those fairies contributed to him, and it is very contradictory to Mi Bei now, he feels that if he nests here again, he will definitely raise himself to be disabled, not physically and cultivated, but a disability in the dignity of men, if he uses her words now, it is a little white face who eats soft rice, so he does not conform to his Mi Bei's values at all.
But it has been twenty years since they came to the Miluo Immortal Realm, and in the twenty years, they have searched all the land that can be turned over and found in the Miluo Immortal Realm, but there is no news of the sect master's land at all, and there is not even a man who is a little similar to the sect master.
Because of this, Mi Bei felt that he couldn't keep an eye on the Miluo Immortal Realm anymore.
Qingliu Realm, she also went, but she went, it was the Taiyuan Sword Sect that sent their four major swordsmen to the Qingliu Realm Wuji Sect for further study.
And the passage to the Qingliu Realm is jointly controlled by the three major sects of the Miluo Immortal Realm, and it is impossible to go to the Qingliu Realm without the special passes issued by the three major sects, of course, he can also wait for her to come back and establish a special formation channel that belongs to them, and their people can also come and go to shuttle between the two realms.
But when will she come back? He doesn't know, and she's been there for three years, he wants to go to the Aoyagi Realm to have a look, just take a look, if she's okay in the Wuji Sect, then he will go to the Aoyagi Realm and come back.
Therefore, as soon as Xiao Lang said that the Red Zhi Fairy was going to visit friends in the Aoyagi world, he was going!
Thinking of this, Mi Bei couldn't help but slightly condense his slender eyebrows, and muttered in his heart, why hasn't that guy Xiao Lang come yet?"
raised his eyes and looked around, and then saw Xiao Lang leaning on the pillars of the Rain Lotus Pavilion with a smile, and whistled to him clearly, "No wind, I'm here." ”
Before Xiao Lang's words fell, he felt that there were several vicious eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred on him, Xiao Lang swallowed dryly and said, "Sisters, I just came to speak for my master, if you are angry, you can find my master." ”
The women glanced at Xiao Lang fiercely when they heard this, and then smiled softly at Mi Bei and saluted, "Wufeng Zhenjun, I still have a lot of questions for you, I don't know when you will talk about it in the next dojo?"
Mi Bei smiled at everyone and said, "I'll let you know when I talk about the dojo, I'm sorry, I still have to take a step in advance." ”
After Mi Bei finished speaking, he leaned slightly towards the women and walked towards Xiao Lang.
When the two of them came to no one's place, Mi Bei patted Xiao Lang's shoulder with one hand, and then pinched the sweat on Xiao Lang's forehead like a bead of broken thread before letting go, "Stinky boy, you came early but didn't relieve me, even if I know she is there in the future, I won't tell you, I'll let you see the joke again." ”
Mi Bei was about to pinch Xiao Lang's shoulder, Xiao Lang didn't cry out in pain, but as soon as he heard Mi Bei talk about Luo Nianyao, he immediately changed from the image of an iron-blooded tough guy to a traitor and whispered, "Don't, Uncle Mi, Uncle Mi, I call you uncle, you tell me, where did she go?" Please, otherwise if you don't get angry, you can pinch my shoulder and let out your anger. ”
Xiao Lang said and threw a bone elixir into his mouth, "Uncle, you are my own uncle, pinch it, it doesn't matter if you crush it this time." ”
While the two were talking, Xiao Lang received a message from the Red Zhi Fairy, saying that she had arrived at the gate of the sect, where was he?
Xiao Lang really wanted to send a message to the Red Zhi Fairy that Wufeng Zhenjun was hooking up with other female fairies, but thinking about it, the two of them came to Danxia Sect to hook/partner with women to collect information, and now that they have dismantled Mibei's platform, it would be against their original intention to make Hongzhi Fairy angry and fight with other female fairies, so he told Hongzhi Fairy that he was with Wufeng Zhenjun. (To be continued.) )