Chapter 13: The Little Prince of the Stall

In the seventies and eighties, they were killed and separated, in the nineties they fought, and after zero, they left casually if they didn't like it.

Therefore, Li Feng was divorced in his previous life, and Tie Dan was also divorced, and Jin Mei seemed to be preparing to leave when she heard about it, but unfortunately she didn't see Jin Mei divorce Li Feng and crossed over.

Li Feng has seen many fights and quarrels between the two people in the village, Yang Yushan and Li Shan have fought once, but Li Feng has never seen any of the older generation or the older generation in the village divorced, and they all lived together shamelessly after being noisy.

The group of people who divorced at every turn after zero, Li Feng summed up that he ate too much compound feed and ate his brain, including Li Feng himself.

Once in this life, whether to find an ex-wife to renew the relationship, or to find the second-married woman who found after the divorce to live, or to find a rich girl to eat soft rice .......

Li Feng was in the middle of lewdness, and Yang Yu flashed to call for dinner and interrupted Li Feng's lewdness.

Wild mountain mushroom tonzi chicken, wild mountain bamboo shoots stir-fried pork, sparkling ham slices, braised pork, stir-fried lean pork, wild carp from the reservoir, tofu boiled in pork rib soup...... It is all original, without any chemical fertilizers, pesticides and feed residues.

Meat and vegetarian matching, a total of eight bowls and two plates, full of a table, in the past 20 years there is no thousand oceans can not take such a table of dishes.

And now these ingredients are all in the land, easy to find and worthless, and farmers can afford to hold a happy event.

Later, with the rapid development of the times, the rural compound feed was flooded, pesticides and fertilizers were frequently used, and the output value was dramatically improved, but sometimes, it was difficult to find the original ingredients if you had money.

As soon as Li Mei was on the table, she competed with a bowl of vermicelli, eating in her small mouth and still holding it in her hand, eager to finish a bowl of vermicelli, Yang Yushan couldn't stand it next to her, and scolded her a few words before she ordered, but the speed of eating remained the same, and she also decided that the bowl of vermicelli would not let go.

Yang Yushan was bored and went to the supply and marketing cooperatives to pull a piece of cloth and would not buy fans.

Li Feng finally has a goal, that is, when the rabbit skin and pheasant skin are ready to be sold, he will buy two hangs of vermicelli as soon as possible, cook a bowl every day, and let Li Mei vomit until he eats it.

Crossing the pit small pot friend fruit candy, now I want to earn money to buy two fans, a bit of a loss of the face of the traverser, but as long as my sister likes it, it is my duty to be an older brother.

Li Feng also wanted to make a lot of money, so he demolished the five adobe houses in his family and built the villa, let Li Shan and Li Kui drive a car, and Yang Yushan and Yang Cuihua walked on the country road full of cow feces and pig dung in Woniu Village with a brand-name high heel.

As for her mother, Li Mei, let her lie in the snack pile.

Is this realistic?

Crossing is not omnipotent, but it is just a little more prophetic than others.

Alas, continue to pretend to be a grandson before you can't do it!

In the following days, Li Feng was still decent, when he went to school, he talked about Journey to the West to earn some fruit candy, and when he got out of school, he pit iron eggs and basketed pigweed, what should he do anyway!

If a chicken is lost at the head of the village, it may become a cow at the end of the village.

Some neighbors in the city may not get along with each other for a long time, while neighbors in the countryside are harmonious but gossip.

Li Feng only dares to be smart, but if he is too wicked, he will only bring endless trouble, and maybe he will be sliced and studied by others.

A month later, the soda biscuits were okay, and the fruit candy and plum were no longer a glance.

In the past, I only ate one in a few days, and that was called enjoyment and hope.

Most of the students in the school now come to listen to stories at noon every day, Li Feng earns a bunch of sugar every day, and Li Meicong's surprises at the beginning continue to be insensitive.

To put it bluntly, she eats every day and is tired of eating.

Women can't give candy every day, even if this woman is her own sister, Li Feng made the above summary.

It took two or three days for a hare pheasant to get one, and it was okay to eat it, but this fish almost every day had a few catties of harvest, from braised to spicy to steamed, and then the family was tired of it, and dried fish was hung under the eaves.

It's a shameful waste! No one buys this thing in Woniu Village, and it is estimated that no one will buy it anywhere in the village primary school, Li Feng feels the need to go to the town, although the sparrows are small and have all the organs, there are still a few restaurants in the town, maybe they can sell some of them, and exchange them for some rice and white flour vermicelli or something.

As soon as he said it, Li Feng found some soft whiskers in the forest to dry, and began to invert the hare skin and pheasant skin.

Grandma Yang Cuihua's needlework is neat, and she hurts Li Feng more, so Li Feng specially asked Yang Cuihua to sew the leather.

The skin of the hare and pheasant was sewn according to the original cut, and a small opening was left on the buttocks to fill in the dry tree whiskers, and after the filling was completed, the small mouth was sewn up, and the lifelike pheasants and hares were freshly baked.

Soft, it feels good to the touch, and I accepted Yang Cuihua's suggestion and added some dried wormwood and nightshade, which repelled mosquitoes and was fragrant.

Eight hares and three pheasants were placed in Li Feng's house, which looked exactly the same as the real one at first glance, carrying Li Feng's hope.

Originally, there should have been a few pheasant skins, but the female pheasants were gray and unsightly, and the skins were boiled and eaten.

Li Feng looked left and right and looked as if something was missing anyway, lifeless, it turned out that there were missing eyes, and the eye sockets revealed something filled inside, which ruined the overall structure.

This is difficult for Li Feng, at noon Li Feng talked about Journey to the West, which has become a beautiful scenery in Woniu Village Primary School.

At noon on a sunny day, Li Feng, an Internet celebrity at Woniu Village Primary School, stood under the willow tree very coquettishly.

"Don't accept sugar for gifts today, please send glass bullets for gifts, glass bullets ......"

Before starting the Journey to the West lecture at noon, Li Feng moved the brain platinum advertisement into the campus in advance and shouted hard.

"Demon, eat my grandson a stick,......"

"The white bone spirit was beaten by Sun Wukong, and his underwear fell into the white bone hole......"

Another section of Li Feng's version of three dozen white bone essences is freshly baked.

The process is not important, what matters is the result, a section of three dozen white bone essences is completed, and the lunch box is already full of glass marbles.

The eyes of the pheasant pheasant are there, and there are not only more than enough, but there are also many leftovers.

"Thank you, young and old, thank you, see you tomorrow...... Tomorrow I will talk about the daughter country...... Tang Seng marries his daughter-in-law......"

With the glass bullet, Li Feng looked more enthusiastic.

"Tomorrow you will still receive glass bullets?"

After listening to the story, he wanted to give a reward, and with Li Feng's efforts, this habit has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the students, and Wang Xiaoer asked the questions of the masses.

"Tomorrow is free, tomorrow is free, no need to tip..."

When he said it, Li Feng felt a pain in his heart, there was no way there was too much sugar at home, and Li Mei had already begun to dislike it.

I really want to say that the old and young masters will reward some money tomorrow! It can be a dime, or rice and white flour.

can't do this, most of the same scholars are similar to Li Feng's family, just pit a few candies for Li Mei to satisfy her hunger.

Besides, Li Feng makes such a big movement outside the campus every day, and it is estimated that the teacher already knows that it is nothing to tell a story and pit a few pieces of sugar, and the teacher will not do anything, in case of a pit of money, it is estimated that Li Feng's little ass will be beaten.

After inlaying the eye sockets of the hare and pheasant with glass beads, this time it was perfect.

Li Feng generously told Yang Yushan his desire to set up a stall in the town.

"Can this thing be sold for money? The old lady doesn't eat for three days......"

For Li Feng's masterpiece, Yang Yushan scoffed.

Mom, have you ever seen the scene of queuing up to buy Barbie dolls, and Li Feng didn't think much of Yang Yushan's words.

Seeing Li Mei holding a white rabbit and falling in love, Li Feng knew that this was done.

Of course, the white rabbit Li Feng gave it to Li Mei.

It takes six miles to walk the road from Woniu Village to the town, but only three miles to take the shortcut road, the mountainous area is so strange, some places have to go around a big circle, and the small road is to go over a slope.

After looking for a Sunday morning, Li Feng deliberately told his family to set off.

The basket is too small, so it contains two rabbits and two pheasants, anyway, just try the water, it makes no sense to bring more, and Li Feng can't carry it anymore.

It takes about 40 minutes to get to the town, and now it has not yet developed, just a gray straight street, and all the units or small restaurants are distributed on both sides of this street.

Li Feng quickly found the gate of the town government according to his memory, spread the small piece of plastic sheet prepared in advance on the ground, and placed two hares and pheasants on it.

Find a waste brick and sit next to it, and a stall little prince will be freshly baked.