Chapter 5: Nicholas Lamp
He Jiong laughed and teased Wei Baichen, and Huang Lei and Zhang Zifeng also laughed.
It's impossible, and who's going to talk to a dog?
Wei Baichen also felt that it was impossible, but it really happened.
Not long after he ran out, the pie in the sky system sent out a message reminder again.
γDo you want to buy it now?γ
He was chasing after Peng Peng at the time, and agreed without much thought.
As a result, the unthinkable happened.
[Congratulations to the host!] Do you want to use it?γ
"Use. β
To be honest, Wei Baichen is also interested and wants to know what the newcomer experience package is.
When he saw that he had been thrown out of the way by Xiao Scoop, he felt that there was no hope of winning, so he turned his attention to the system.
[Congratulations to the host!]
γProduct Name:Heterogeneous Talking Pillγ
[Grade: Elementary]
[Function: Cross-species communication]
[Duration: 12 hours]
With the introduction of the item jumping out, Wei Baichen's lower abdomen swelled warmly, and then a different voice appeared in his ears.
Nicholas Lamp: "Human needs, passions, and interests are the only source of all action." That's probably why they grabbed the ball. β
The philosopher of the mushroom house, the lantern, stood on the fence, coldly watching the frolicking dogs and humans, and slowly talking about philosophical insights.
Wei Baichen heard the lantern's self-talk and looked at it in surprise.
Glancing at him, the lantern looked into the distance and said, "The distress and shock of human beings is the best time for them to break through their narrow perceptions. However, they often choose to deny phenomena that are beyond their knowledge, allowing opportunities to slip away. β
If these golden sentences were really recorded, the number of Weibo fans of the lantern would probably exceed 100,000, right?
Baa Baa Baa ~ The bleating cry in the distance reached Wei Baichen's ears, and it also became-
Tianba: "Kid, you remember. If a fat man with big eyes threatens to eat you, don't be afraid. He just talked, he didn't even dare to kill chickens. β
Xiao Budian: "Mom, what did he mean by the braised blood, steaming, and barbecue he said a few days ago?"
Tianba: "Mom doesn't know, I heard that the sheep I know are gone." β
......
Wait, there's still a voice!
Xiao H: "Smash, you run slower and save some face for your father!"
Xiao Scoop: "Dad, that kid with glasses is so despicable and shameless, he actually tempts me with food!"
Xiao H: "Smash, you have to resist it, your father has lost two times in a row, and he is counting on you to win glory for the dog class!"
Xiao Scoop: "Dad, I'...... I can't hold on anymore!"
Sure enough, Xiao Scoop held the ball in his mouth and ran straight towards Peng Yuchang.
"Little scoop is so good. Come, give me the ball, and I'll give you something to eat." β
Peng Yuchang shook the dog food jar to further lure Xiao Scoop.
Seeing that he was about to succeed, Wei Baichen anxiously shouted at Xiao Huang: "Xiao Huang, don't go over!"
Hearing the shout, Xiao Scoop turned his head in surprise and asked, "You actually speak our words?"
Wei Baichen: "Although I can't explain it clearly, I can understand your words." Give me the ball first, and I'll give you something to eat later." β
Xiao Scoop: "It's okay to give it to you, but it's not enough to just give you food." β
Wei Baichen was stunned.
"Brother Scoop of Society" is really quite social, and he actually added conditions.
Wei Baichen: "Then what else do you want?"
Xiao Scoop: "Take me to Uncle Tian's beans." β
Wei Baichen: "Dou'er, is it another dog, why are you seeing it?"
Xiao Scoop: "Because of love." β
......
Hearing Xiao Scoop's words, he was completely speechless.
I'm going to go, this little guy is actually looking for a partner, I'm still single! People are not as good as dogs, people are not as good as dogs.
"Okay, no problem. In order to win the match, he agreed to Xiao Scoop's request.
Brother Scoop, a social person, was also very trustworthy, ran to his feet, and put the ball down.
In a look of surprise, he picked up the ball and handed it back to Mr. Huang, and won the final victory of the game.
On the other side, Peng Yuchang was completely dumbfounded: Is there still this kind of sassy operation? The other party learned to bark a few times, so that Brother Scoop, who didn't talk much, obediently put down the ball?
So, he asked, "What's the situation?" Dabai, can you really talk to a dog?"
He Jiong and the others also came over, curious to know the answer.
Wei Baichen smiled: I won't hide it from everyone, I'll tell you the truth, I really know dog language. Wow!"
"Cut! Who's going to fool you! I've read too many online novels, and someone can talk to animals?"
Of course Peng Yuchang didn't believe it.
The rest of the people didn't believe it either, although Wei Baichen really told the truth.
Ultimately, this anomaly was attributed to "luck".
Wei Baichen shook his head with a smile, did not explain more, but cast an admiring look at the lantern.
Human distress and shock are the best time for them to break through their narrow perceptions. However, they often choose to deny phenomena that are beyond their knowledge, allowing opportunities to slip away.
Nicholas Lamp's famous duck quote is not bad at all.
"Okay, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun. Da Bai, you are officially welcome to join the Mushroom House!" He Jiong said, giving Wei Baichen a hug.
"Boy, good performance. Huang Lei also gave him a hug.
"Dabai, congratulations on becoming one of the strong laborers of the mushroom house!" Peng Yuchang joked and hugged him as well.
Seeing that the three of them hugged themselves, Wei Baichen was also very happy, and thought: The members of the mushroom house are really enthusiastic, the next one is Zifeng, will she?
Wei Baichen looked at Zhang Zifeng expectantly.
Suddenly, he felt a cold light looking at him, it was Teacher Huang!
His little heart trembled, and he quickly stood up obediently, not daring to think about it.
"Brother Dabai, welcome!" Zhang Zifeng smiled shyly.
Although there was no hug, Wei Baichen felt the same enthusiasm from her pure smile.
"Come in and sit down!" Huang Lei beckoned.
"Good. Wei Baichen responded.
Peng Yuchang helped carry the boxes, He Jiong and Zhang Zifeng followed, and the big guys all went back to the living room to sit down.
"By the way, I've got some gifts for everyone. β
Wei Baichen tossed and turned on the road for two days before arriving here, thinking about getting along with everyone, and bought some small gifts at the station and airport.
"Sister Zifeng, give it! I heard that you like carpentry, so I brought you this. β
"Wow, that's a little planer! Thank you so much. β
Zhang Zifeng took a handful of delicately crafted carpenter's planer, his eyes glowed brightly, and he obviously liked it very much.
[Zhang Zifeng's Favor +2]
"Peng Peng, I brought you this, I hope you can like it. β
Peng Yuchang opened the package, revealing a ceramic bowl with a wide belly and narrow mouth in the color of cowpea.
He reacted instantly and laughed: "The camera on this bowl is small, but the capacity is actually much larger than that of ordinary bowls." Dabai, you really understand me!"
[Peng Yuchang's Opinion +2]
"Teacher He, your gift is relatively simple, please forgive me. β
He Jiong smiled and took a disc, it turned out to be a collection of "Quick Book" over the years, and the cover said "Blessing the first brother of Nanwei Satellite TV".
"Dabai, you are so hearty. However, I don't dare to be a brother. β
[He Jiong's Opinion +3]
Wei Baichen saw that Teacher He was staring at the inscription, and knew that he was still very happy that he could be affirmed, and it was not surprising that his favorability was higher.
Huang Lei saw that they had all received gifts one by one, took a sip of tea, and said with a smile: "Da Bai, what have you prepared for me? β
Wei Baichen smiled and took out a brown paper package from the box.
"What is this? It can't be a salted fish, right?"
Peng Yuchang saw that it was a fusiform, and it was given to Chef Huang, so he guessed.
Wei Baichen shook his head and solemnly introduced: "No, I found this gift after looking for several stores and choosing thousands of them. Teacher Huang, give!"
Huang Lei took it and quickly removed the outer packaging.
He Jiong and the others also approached to see what this mysterious gift was.
When I took it apart, everyone laughed!
Hahahaha, it's a pair of men's slippers!
Wei Baichen squinted and smiled: "Teacher Huang, these slippers are comfortable to wear, the key is that the weight is appropriate, where to play!"
He Lei took the slippers in his hand, checked them, and said with a smile: "Don't say it, it's really interesting." Director, would you like to give it a try?"
With that, he picked up his slippers and made a gesture to throw them out.
"Hahaha......"
Everyone looked at the director's frightened look and laughed.
γYellow Thunder Opinion +2γ
Jingling Ling......
The phone rings, and a guest orders a meal.
The waiter Peng Yuchang hurriedly ran over to answer the phone, and Zhang Zifeng also followed.
After a while, the two returned, with a look of confusion on their faces.
"Mr. Huang, there is a man who claims to be an English teacher who wants to eat West Lake vinegar fish. Peng Yuchang reported.
English teacher?
I saw He Jiong slap his thigh, slammed up, and said in surprise: "Could it be him?!"
(Ask for collection, ask for recommendation)