Chapter 97
"Haunted, haunted, the anchor is going to be cold!"
"Isn't it impossible to become a ghost after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"
"The first streamer ever to be killed by a ghost, you will definitely go down in history!"
"No, it's clearly a shadow, where is the ghost.... You have to believe in science!
"All the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in front of the classmates are paper tigers, and the anchor rushed up to do it!"
Li Tian only took a step back, paying attention to being tripped by a stone, and almost fell to the ground, but at this time, the black shadow had already pressed over.
"Give me death!" Li Tian gritted his teeth and swung out a self-defense axe that he was carrying.
The black shadow was directly penetrated, and there was really nothing, but there was a small thing squatting on the stone next to it, and when the little thing moved, the shadow also moved.
"Holy, a gopher?"
"Scare Lao Tzu!" Li Tian scolded, and finally understood why the shadow kept running away with him.
The funny gopher happened to be illuminated obliquely by the light of the sun, and the shadow was projected on the wall next to Li Tian.
In addition, the environment here is relatively closed, and the light is refracted against, so Li Tiancai will have the illusion of seeing a ghost.
There was already a ball of laughter in the live broadcast room.
"The anchor is really a fool, and he was scared by a mouse!"
"Anyway, this mouse is quite photogenic, and the anchor shoots it clearly....."
"Anchor sand sculpture, are your pants wet?"
"Why is this mouse not afraid of people, shouldn't it be a jing, the anchor run!"
"Become your sister's essence!" Li Tian scolded angrily in his heart, and then sent all the evil fire on the gopher with an innocent expression.
It looks no different from an ordinary vole, but the hair on its body is shining under the light of a flashlight, and its small eyes are quite bright.
At this moment, he was standing upright, with his two hind legs putting his two front paws together, like a melon-eating crowd hugging his shoulders.
Li Tian picked up a stone from the ground, and according to his current calculation power and strength, it is estimated that he will be able to crack the little gadget in one fell swoop.
But considering that the face of nearly 100,000 fans in the live broadcast room was doing such a cruel thing, Li Tian only raised his hand and made a threat.
However, the little gopher was not panicked at all, but revealed a bit of ridicule and provocation in his eyes.
Then under the attention of the fans, the gopher squeaked twice at Li Tian, turned around, pointed its butt and tail at Li Tian, and shook it gently.
"I'm Cao, I've really stepped on a horse and become a fine!" Li Tian couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
"What a terrible mouse, is this provoking the anchor?"
"This gadget is too funny, what can you do with me, anchor?"
"The little gopher across from you isn't scared and tells you to let the horse come. ”
"It's a shame that the dignified anchor was actually teased by a little mouse. ”
Li Tian's laughter and took two quick steps forward, wanting to catch the little gopher, he felt that this was a good opportunity to attract fans.
Don't people like this kind of cute pet now, as long as they can catch this gadget, and then cultivate and refine, they can't be obedient?
However, Li Tian's movements were fast, and the little gopher was not slow, and after squeaking twice, he jumped onto another stone, and also frowned at Li Tian.
"Uncle, I can't clean you up if I don't believe it!" Li Tian scolded angrily in his heart, feeling that it was too embarrassing to run back and forth with his mobile phone like this, and the little gopher was very familiar with the terrain here, coupled with his small body, it was too easy to avoid his pursuit.
In the end, Li Tianyi sat on a big rock next to him, then put the camera of his mobile phone in place, took out a large handful of roasted fragrant peanuts from his pocket, broke it open, and put it in his mouth to chew it.
"This anchor will eat it if he doesn't agree with him, is this peanut so fragrant?"
"When I watched the live broadcast and gained three pounds, where can I reason?"
"Don't make any noise, can't you see that the anchor is using a trick to lure the enemy, that little gopher is drooling!"
"The anchor is so cowhideous, it looks like he's planning to get on the bar with that little gopher?"
In the blink of an eye, the aroma of fried peanuts has spread through this cave.
The little gopher on the opposite side stood on two hind legs, with a pair of small eyes glowing, and sniffing from time to time, really like a glutton.
"Do you want to eat, come and get it if you want to eat? Li Tian put a broken peanut kernel to his feet, with a smile on his face.
"The anchor's obscene appearance is like a fox who wants to steal chickens. Little gopher, don't be fooled, the anchor wants to take your ....."
"It's not worth losing your life for a peanut!"
"I bet on half a pack of spicy strips, this little gopher will definitely not be able to resist the temptation, this shameless anchor actually took out another handful of melon seeds. ”
After Li Tian finished eating the peanuts, he still felt that he was not satisfied, and while munching on the melon seeds, he took out a crisp jujube from his arms, crunched and chewed, and the juice flowed sideways.
There was a wail in the live broadcast room, and they all sighed that the pocket of Li Tian's broken army coat could be compared with Doraemon's, and anything could be taken out.
The little gopher finally couldn't resist the temptation of the food, and with an obsessive look on his face, he cautiously rushed forward, pounced on a peanut, and then before he could grasp it, he turned back and tried to escape.
"Where to run!" Li Tian had already made preparations and pinched a peanut in his hand.
Just as the little gopher was about to jump up, the peanut smashed directly into the little thing's head.
After a slight sound, the little gopher fell to the ground as if it had been struck by lightning, and its legs were straight to the sky. ”
"Damn, anchor, why are you so cruel, aren't you just stealing your peanuts, why are you still going to die!"
"Is this a moral degradation or a distortion ......of human nature?"
"What a poor little gopher, it's only so small, even a stew isn't enough?"
"Why don't the anchors hurry up and do manual breathing, grab a rescue or something, what are you doing in a daze?"
Li Tian didn't expect the little gopher to be so scared, but it was so unbeaten. For a while, there were also some six gods who had no master, and hurried over to check the situation.
He still babbled, "I really didn't mean to, it was useless just now, how much strength..."
As he was talking, the little gopher that was still holding a peanut on all four legs suddenly turned over and ran away with the peanut in his mouth.