0788 Dull Brothers
"Ask for a hammer and get a hammer! Are you satisfied with this attitude......?
Zhao Guanren sat on the desk in the office, Park Juncheng was crooked on the sofa with a blue nose and swollen face, and a hammered steel pipe was placed on his lap, but there was one more person beside him, a thin guy with white skin and handsome skin, and the girls were crying beside him.
"Don't tell anyone else that I'm peeing my pants, okay......"
Park Juncheng threw the steel pipe on the ground with a crying voice, took out a crumpled photo from his pocket, and said in Chinese: "You may not remember Liu Yunhong, but you should always remember your group photo, you forced my wife to be your lover!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Zhao Guanren choked on cigarettes and coughed violently, looking at the completely strange woman in the photo, and the old man who was not him at all, he scolded loudly: "You are a fool, is this person me, your wife cuckolded you and framed me!"
"Don't pretend! that's what my wife said when you were older......"
Park Juncheng swore and pointed to the photo, but the little sissy pulled his clothes and said weakly: "Brother, I don't think they are like a person, but their faces are slightly similar, maybe it's his father, his father is the real Zhao Guanren!"
"Assiba, where did you two fools come from, did your IQ make the dog eat......
Zhao Guanren scolded like crazy, Song Qian slapped the table with a smile in the back, and Shen Qingwen closed the door and walked over, asking in Korean: "How long have you been living in Mal Island, how did you get on the corn boat, and no one checked the boat?"
"Oh, it's been a long time, it's been a year, I'm a ship mechanic, this is the junior Ma Minzai, we've been repairing corn boats......"
Park Juncheng scratched his head and said: "This morning, a warship suddenly docked, let us load the unloaded corn, and then I heard the sailors talking about Zhao Guanren, saying that he was on the island of exile, so we got into the corn pile, and I swore to avenge my wife!"
"Do you know them?"
Zhao Guanren clicked on the video on the tablet and handed it to the two of them.
"Oh~ This is a paid video, they are so beautiful......"
Park Juncheng's eyes instantly straightened, but the little sissy said: "Isn't this a foreign woman who got off the battleship, we don't know them, but I saw them leave in a helicopter, and there are several officers in the navy!"
"Saliva is pouring out......"
Shen Qingwen snatched back the computer and asked, "Is it the first time you have seen them, in which direction did the helicopter fly, and did you hear what they said?"
"No, they got off the boat and went to the center, and they came back in about an hour......
The little sissy shook her head and said, "Our commander drove them to the tarmac, and about six people left in a helicopter together, heading to ...... Flying away in the southwest direction, I heard someone say that Lisa is dead this time, and this is a trap!"
"Which of these two people do you think has a higher status......
Shen Qingwen pointed to the tablet, and Park Juncheng said: "Of course it's the black-haired one, the blonde one was hand-picked up by the soldiers, the black-haired one has been talking to the commanders, and she has also shaken hands with our top commander, she looks like a senior executive!"
"Get up, take out everything on your body, take off your clothes......"
Zhao Guanren raised his hand noncommittally, and the two obediently got up and took out the things, but Park Juncheng said again: "I beat you, my oath has been fulfilled, you can let us go back later, and the chief will find out if you go back!"
"Do you want to go ......back?"
Zhao Guanren looked at them in amazement, but Shen Qingwen didn't translate this time, but smiled and said: "These two fools are very strange, you give me a spirit pill to tell the truth, with their IQ, half a pill is enough, look at them in the end."
Is it an ulterior motive?"
"I didn't even use it for her on the sixteenth, but I used it on two fools......"
Zhao Guanren took out a piece of "Give a wife and daughter to Lehehe" and threw it to her, and followed him to search for the two of them's things, but in addition to the same identity tag as on the cruise ship, there were only a few messy bits and pieces, but the little sissy was reluctant to take off her clothes.
"I took off my clothes and heard no ......"
Zhao Guanren dragged the little sissy and scolded, who knew that as soon as he pulled out the little sissy's trouser pocket, the little sissy actually snorted, biting her lip and looking at him with a shy face.
"You, you're, dare to take advantage of me, I'll kill you......"
Zhao Guanren took half a step back in horror, goosebumps all over his body stood up, Song Qian immediately laughed and trembled, and the angry Zhao Guanren pulled out the knife, and the little girl hurriedly took off his clothes and pants, but he actually wore a pink bra inside.
"Yo~ It turned out to be a rabbit master, no wonder it's so charming, come and give the master a ......"
Shen Qingwen hooked his chin lightly, but Zhao Guanren almost spit it out, and quickly ran out scolding, just in time to see the female village chief standing outside the cave, nodding at him quietly.
"Guard the door! Say I'm happy inside......"
Zhao Guanren walked in quickly and came to the cave, where more than a dozen old American officers were standing, looking at the materials in surprise and curiosity, and when they saw him coming, they all stood up and saluted, just like seeing the commander, and there was no longer the previous rebelliousness.
"I'm glad to receive your application, we are finally united......"
Zhao Guanren helped a young man reorganize his military uniform, and said in bulk English: "The base is separated from the US military, they are a group of traitors, treating you as pigs and dogs, guinea pigs, traitors will not let you leave the island, missiles are ready, sink our ship!"
"Captain, we also think that going to sea is gambling......"
A white captain said: "After we fainted collectively, we realized that we were all secretly injected with biochemical fluids, we are all guinea pigs of theirs, fishing boats without anti-missile systems are target ships, and you have nowhere to hide at sea!"
"So we have to resist, we have to take the initiative......"
Zhao Guanren said loudly: "But there are traitors among you, betrayers like the Clarks, I can only call you in, maybe this is also gambling, but I can only trust you, because we are all wanderers, I want to go home, do you want to?"
"Yes, sir......"
The thirteen whites immediately shouted in unison, and Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "Very good! From now on, we are comrades in the trenches, and the next thing is life and death, one betrayal, collective death, unity, no one can stop us!"
The thirteen people looked at him with blazing eyes, but Zhao Guanren's vocabulary had already run out, so he honestly took out the translator and came to the conference table to take them to eat and drink while arranging the plan, and the group of white people who spoke were amazed and amazed.
"Soldiers, please believe me, next year we will definitely stand in Australia and eat kangaroo ......"
Zhao Guanren stood up and announced the disbandment, these white people naturally did not want to return to China with him, Australia is their best choice at present, a group of people made his blood boil, and he secretly took the hand of a female officer, and the prom queen blinked coquettishly.
"Alas~ English proficiency still needs to be improved, you can't always stay in the flirting stage......"
Zhao Guanren sat back with a dry mouth, and after the officers quietly left through the back door, about a quarter of an hour later, Lin Zirui brought another group of people, and all the officers who came back were Korean officers, and they were also nine men, four women, and thirteen Taibao.
"Guys, do you want to eat jajangmyeon, I've been looking forward to you for a long time......"
Zhao Guanren got up and turned on the flickering mode again, and a group of people were shocked by a large number of materials when they came in, and they all thought that they were recipients
The Chosen One, while hurriedly showing his loyalty, also reported all kinds of intelligence news.
"Trust me! Next year I will drive a tank into South Korea and take back your homeland......"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
In the warm applause, the meeting ended again, Zhao Guanren hooked up with a female officer as usual, stuffed two large cans in her pocket, and the other party immediately said in his ear: "Don't believe Director Che, they want to drive the fishing boat to the base, and they will steal your vaccine!"
"He can't steal it, because I'll inject you ......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted her waist, the other party kissed him excitedly, and ran out holding two cans, at this time Shen Qingwen finally walked in, sat down at the table and sneered: "If you don't hook up with women, you won't do things, right?"
"Women are fairies who have fallen into the mortal world, they will always stand on the side of justice, and I am the ...... justice"
Zhao Guanren sat down unashamedly, lit a cigarette and said: "There are still some people who have fantasies, almost all black people don't like me, and there are also Director Che and Director Li, they have a network at the base, and they want to drive a fishing boat to the base!"
"The two fools have come out, and I now call them Da Du and Ergua ......"
Shen Qingwen said: "The stupid wife returned to China to visit relatives, and when she came back, her belly was big, saying that you forced her to be a lover for a few days, and then died during the difficult birth in Mal Island, he made the workers unable to get off the stage, and came to you to seek revenge, Ergua liked him, so he came with him!"
"I'll go!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "It's not so stupid, it's not like this, and the mentally handicapped can't be like this!"
"What's even more stupid is still to come, Park Juncheng plans to steal a batch of corn and bring it back in a lifeboat after you beat him, and brag about it and ask for a wife again......"
Shen Qingwen smiled bitterly: "The base finds that the more developed the brain domain, the more powerful the mutation, so the fool doesn't even have the qualifications for the mutant, and the supervision of them is also very relaxed, except for work, there is almost no restriction on freedom, so they think the base is not bad!"
"Nima!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "What a stupid brother, who would run out and run back again, and dare to look for me with a steel pipe, by the way!
"There were more than 60,000 people in Malta, a group of people were transferred, and some people died in experiments, and now there are only more than 30,000 people left......"
Shen Qingwen said solemnly: "Most of these people are family members of official eunuchs, and the experiment will not be carried out among them, they are just waiting for the arrival of mature mutant fluid, but their laboratory is not big, and their superiors are not in Mal Island, so Mal Island is just a front!"
"Hmm!"
Zhao Guanren nodded and asked, "Could it be that someone will use these two fools to pass on the wrong information to me so as to hide the news of Yingsha Island?"
"I think it was an accident, they didn't mention anything else......"
Shen Qingwen spread his hands and said: "The key is that they exposed your little lover, they asked them to dismantle the monitoring of the ship, the two fools only smashed the camera, and the monitoring machine was intact, I just retrieved the video, and saw Luo Zixuan get on the plane with high spirits, and Lisa was escorted behind!"
"It seems that I helped her replace Lisa, otherwise Lisa would not have been suddenly detained......"
Zhao Guanren pinched his chin and said: "Even if Lao Qu was not killed by Luo Zixuan, it is estimated that she will not be able to get out of it, and now she must have defected to the enemy, but Mal Island will also find out that the stupid melon brothers are missing, Luo Zixuan is afraid that she will immediately change the original plan, she knows very well who I am!"
"The left and right are bloody battles to the end, so let's respond to all changes without change, and now I will teach you the disguise technique, so that you can become the director of the car......"
"Don't! His wife's breasts are fake, I'm afraid of poisonous ......"
"What's the matter with poisoning you, poisoning you bastard......"