Friction~

Friction~

Rub on the ground that is "not" slippery!

Yue Yunkun screamed on the ground, but everyone laughed very happily.

The louder he screamed, the more excited everyone became.

In the end, He Jiong was more warm-hearted, and ran over to help Yue Yunkun, and Wei Baichen also went over to help untie the rope.

Yue Yunkun's pants were dirty, he covered his buttocks with both hands, and shouted aggrievedly: "Pants! Who has extra pants? Give me one!"

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone was happy again.

Zhang Zifeng smiled shyly and hid behind Wei Baichen.

It turned out that Yue Yunkun wanted to sleep in the mushroom house for one night, trying to save trouble, so he didn't bring too many clothes.

I was wearing a set of clothes and a set in my backpack, but I went up the mountain to pull radishes and got dirty, and I came back to change a pair of pants, and now I have a pair of pants that I have torn, and I really don't have to change them.

"Yue Yue, why don't you bring a few more pairs of pants?" Huang Lei asked with a smile.

Yue Yunkun sighed and said: "Cough, I thought our show was a relaxed and leisurely variety show, thinking that I would come to drink tea and eat without staining my clothes, so I didn't bring more." ”

He Jiong answered funny: "I didn't expect it, our show is quite pants-free!"

"Hahaha......"

"Director, add one when you issue notices in the future, remind artists to wear more pants! Huang Lei said amusedly.

"Teacher Huang, I still have pants there, either I should wear them for Brother Yueyue first. ”

Wei Baichen saw that it was not a matter for Yue Yunkun to always cover his ass, so he proposed to Huang Lei.

"Thank you, Dabai, go get it quickly! Brother is quite tired of maintaining this position. ”

Yue Yunkun thanked Wei Baichen, changed his attitude, pointed at Sun Sanbai and complained: "It's all your fault! Why are you so energetic? You want to usurp the throne, you want to be the first brother of Deyun?"

Everyone saw that he was still joking, and they all laughed again.

Sun Sanbai patted him on the head hard, and scolded with a smile: "You think I'm like Da Lin, thinking about that vain name every day." ”

Guo Dalin: "......"

He didn't say anything, he didn't do anything, he just lay down and was shot.

After Sun Sanbai finished speaking, he said again: "Hurry up and put your hand down, don't point at me, the other half is exposed!"

Yue Yunkun's face turned red and he quickly covered it.

He Jiong grabbed Da Bai and smiled at him: "Da Bai, don't take your pants, Yue Yue can't wear them." ”

Sun Sanbai also followed: "That's it, you look at Xiao Yueyue's legs, and then look at yours, it's weird to be able to wear it!"

Wei Baichen was in a hurry just now, and he didn't bother to take a closer look, but now when he looks at it again, he finds that it is really inappropriate.

Sun Sanbai said again: "If your pants are really worn for him, then they can't be open crotch pants?"

Open crotch pants?

"Hahaha......"

Everyone made up the funny image of Yue Yunkun wearing open pants, and they couldn't laugh one by one.

Seeing Sun Sanbai's gloating appearance, Yue Yunkun tried his best to make fun of himself, and he was angry: "I'm fat when I wear it, and you don't look at yourself! The big white pants for you to wear are not as simple as open crotch pants!"

After speaking, he looked at Sun Sanbai's thick thighs with a cheap smile.

Mr. Zhou was used to praising him, and asked, "Oh, if you don't make open crotch pants, what is it?"

Everyone looked at Yue Yunkun curiously, waiting for him to reveal the answer.

Zhang Zifeng blinked, staring at Sun Sanbai's thick legs in confusion.

"Hey, look at this elephant's leg. Look! Is it coarse?"

Yue Yunkun was startled, attracted everyone's attention to Sun Sanbai's legs, and then said triumphantly:

"Imagine putting one leg into the trouser leg first, hey, put it so gently, there is a 'bang', and the trouser leg will break!

"Hey, don't sell it, hurry up!" Yan Hefei urged.

Yue Yunkun smiled cheaply, and then said: "It's a belt of pants! ha......"

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone laughed, and Sun Sanbai raised his fist to beat Yue Yunkun.

Yue Yunkun didn't give up, Nunu mouthed, looked at Sun Sanbai's belt and said, "See if the belt on his waist is there?

He wasn't done yet.

Sun Sanbai flew up and kicked him in the ass.

Yue Yunkun hurriedly used his hand to block it, and said with a cheap smile: "Hehe, I didn't kick it!"

At this moment, a "ahhhh

Sister Protector Demon Peng Yuchang glanced at Xiao Yue Yue, and hurriedly reminded: "Brother Yue Yue, it's leaking! It's leaking! Don't let go!"

Yue Yunkun realized this time, and hurriedly covered the hole, blushing like a tomato.

"Hahahaha!"

"Yue Yue is a hooligan!"

"Gone!"

"It's white! Hey, hey, it's white!"

......

The brothers of the same sect made fun of Yue Yunkun.

At this time, Peng Yuchang quietly withdrew out, and after a while, he took out a pair of blue sweatpants and handed them to Yue Yunkun: "Brother Yue Yue, although this one was worn, it was just washed yesterday and clean." Why don't you go into the house and change into it?"

"Thank you, Peng Peng, just put me in my arms, I'll take it in. ”

Yue Yunkun grew wise, and he didn't dare to let go easily, so he ran into the bathroom with his pants and changed.

Everyone had no one to tease, and they all ran back to the pavilion to drink tea and rest.

Huang Lei recalled the back of Yue Yunkun's pants and left, and asked, "Hey, Peng Peng, your pants don't look small, why are your trouser legs a little short?"

Peng Yuchang thought for a moment and replied: "Short? I remember that it was cropped pants, so it looked shorter." ”

"Brother, are you wearing such a large size of pants?" Zhang Zifeng asked quietly.

Her focus was different, but she clearly got to the point.

Peng Yuchang lowered his head and touched his forehead, he was speechless for a while, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Huang Lei heard it, pinched Peng Yuchang's cheeks, and said with a smile: "Do you still need to ask? You see, you see, you can find a lot of it!"

He Jiong also quipped: "Peng Peng, you really should lose weight, look at how good the figure of other people is." ”

Wei Baichen touched his stomach, looked at Peng Peng and sighed: "Hey, you can't grow meat just by eating, I feel sorry for Mr. Huang's good cooking skills!"

As soon as Peng Yuchang heard these hateful words, he immediately jumped over, hooked his shoulders and reached out to touch his stomach.

"Come, let me touch it, see if it's big!"

"Hey, what are you touching! I have a big belly, and it has nothing to do with you, it's all thanks to Mr. Huang!"

"Poof—"

He Jiong just took a sip of tea, and when he heard this, he immediately squirted out.

Huang Lei raised his foot, kicked Wei Baichen's chair, and said with a smile: "Hey, hey, hey, it's all about it, what do you mean because I have a big belly? Don't talk nonsense, I already have three babies, don't have one more!"

"Hahaha......"

Zhang Zifeng looked at everyone quietly and laughed, watching Wei Baichen and Teacher Huang talking and laughing, and was happy for him in his heart: Brother Dabai, as a newcomer, can play with big stars, and he is not afraid to joke, it is not easy, at least he is braver than himself.

She has always secretly felt that she is too shy, and her agent also advised her to be more lively, but she still can't let go.

"Ahh

Yue Yunkun changed his pants and walked over happily.

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