Chapter 123: The Fat and Short Duo

Girls, what a magical species.

Sometimes, if you have little strength, you can't unscrew the cap, and sometimes, if you have a lot of strength, you can't open the courier with your bare hands.

Zhang Zifeng finished dismantling the express carton three times and five times, picked up a bag of saltwater duck inside, and showed it to the two stunned friends.

"Look, how is it all food?!"

"Sister, uh...... Drink mineral water later and twist the cap yourself. ”

After Peng Peng popped out of his mouth, he attracted a fat beating from his sister.

Wei Baichen smiled and looked through the cardboard box, and the result was just as his sister said, it was all kinds of cooked food, puffed food, canned food, biscuits, etc.

Take a closer look at the sender, only the scribbled three words are vaguely arguable - "Goddess Zhen".

Well?

Who is this man?

Just when Wei Baichen was wondering whose pseudonym it was, He Jiong heard the noise in the courtyard and hurriedly came out to see.

"What's the matter? Yo, who sent us this courier, it's all food!"

"I don't know, the sender seems to have used a pronoun, called Goddess Zhen. ”

Wei Baichen pointed to the name on the courier list and said to Teacher He.

He Jiong touched his chin, thought for a moment, and immediately clapped his hands and smiled: "Cough, who else can there be, she is the one who likes to call herself a "goddess"!"

At this time, Huang Lei also swayed over slowly, and pointed at Zhang Zifeng with his crossed hands: "Hehe, sister, pick Peng Peng's hair! Hahaha, yes, that's it!"

"Teacher Huang, don't bring you like this...... Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"

Peng Peng's hair was pulled and he suddenly fell into the downwind.

Zhang Zifeng accepted it when he saw it, and clapped his palms arrogantly: "Okay, I'll let you go today, handsome guy Peng!"

When Huang Lei heard this name, he immediately felt amused: "Handsome brother Peng, sister, you can't talk nonsense with your eyes open!"

"No, that's the case. ”

Zhang Zifeng affectionately talked to Mr. Huang about the express delivery. Of course, it is indispensable to add oil and vinegar to Peng Peng.

"Handsome guy Peng, you have a long ability, and you have learned to hide private money? Come, search for me and see if there is anything left!"

As he spoke, Huang Lei's hands had already begun to pounce on Peng Peng, focusing on his armpits, lower abdomen and other laughing points.

Just as everyone was making a fuss, a familiar laugh came.

"Yo, everyone's very lively!hahahaha...... Teacher Huang, you have nothing to do, what about playing with the children?"

"Ahhh!!h

He Jiong gave a big hug to the visitor enthusiastically.

"It's me, it's me! I'm Goddess Zhen! ”

This "goddess" with a hearty laugh is the well-known sketch actor - Zhen Fake Ling.

"Boom, boom, hey, scare you!"

Just when everyone's attention was on Zhen Fake Ling, a short black man rushed out from behind her.

He's justβ€”

Song!

As soon as he saw these two, Wei Baichen was happy, they were all funny artists he particularly liked.

Song Dabao saw that He Jiong was still hugging Zhen Fake Ling, so he began to buckle his fingers: "Ahem, it's almost there, I can't hold my waist, you're not tired!"

He Jiong let go of his hand with a smile and turned his head to hug Song Dabao.

Zhen Baoling was fat, and she had just been beaten to the waist, so she naturally wouldn't give up, and said: "Teacher He, it's almost over, you put your arms around his head, quickly hold him back!"

Song Dabao was short, and when Zhen Baoling said this, he directly let go of Teacher He, stood in front of Zhen Baoling, and held his head high: "What's the matter? I am self-aware! Unlike some people, who have a big face and plates, small dimples, and weigh more than two hundred, they stink everywhere!"

"Don't talk about me yet, just look at your damaged color! If you don't turn on the lights at night, you can't be found!"

"You-"

As soon as Song Dabao was about to fight back, he was pulled away by Huang Lei: "Two, okay, don't make any noise." The kids are watching, and the machines are shooting here!"

Wei Baichen and the others were Q and hurriedly came up to greet them, and the atmosphere suddenly changed, and everyone gradually became acquainted.

"Which ...... Mr. Huang, let's start recording from scratch. ”

Zhen Fake Ling held the teacup and made a request with a twist.

Song Dabao also reconciled: "Yes, yes, let's do it again." ”

As he spoke, he grinned, his eyebrows fluttered, and he enthusiastically held Zhen Fake Ling's hand.

"Goddess Zhen! Why are you here, do you know, how many days and nights, I have dreamed of you, and today I finally met the real person! You are so good-looking, look at these legs, thin and thin!"

Zhen Fake Ling raised her orchid fingers, and became shy: "Brother Bao, what nonsense is the truth, ah, I'm ashamed!"

Having said that, she tried hard to stretch her legs and desperately show it to the camera.

"Poofβ€”"

Zhang Zifeng couldn't hold it back, so he leaned on Da Bai's body and secretly enjoyed it.

Song Dabao saw that Zhen Fake Ling had been showing off, and couldn't help pointing at herself, so that she also began to tout herself.

Zhen Fake Ling understood, turned to Song Dabao's side, took his hand and came to the camera: "Look, everyone, this healthy complexion is as perfect as dark chocolate! Look at these charming little eyes, ah, it's intoxicating!"

"Vomit~~"

He Jiong retched, "You two stop for a while, this wave of commercial nonsense, it's really-really talking nonsense with your eyes open!

"Hahahaha........."

Everyone laughed.

Wei Baichen took the express carton and put it on the coffee table: "Sister Fake Ling, did you send it?"

"Yes, I thought our show was going to be recorded in the wild, so let's prepare it first. Zhen Jiaoling explained.

When Song Dabao heard it, he also interjected and smiled at Wei Baichen: "Dabai, you fake Sister Ling is smart, do you know what this trick is called?"

"What's it called?"

"It's called, the soldiers and horses haven't moved, the grain and grass go first!"

"Hahahaha. ”

Zhen Fake Ling was teased by him, but she was not annoyed, and said to Huang Lei: "It's not that I don't know that there are pots and pans, knowing this, where will I send snacks over, it's enough to have our Huang Xiaochu!"

"Woo Woo Woo ......"

As soon as Zhen Baoling finished speaking, the four paparazzi immediately ran towards her, startling her.

"Ah, what's going on, why are you all around?"

"Hahaha, you don't know this, didn't you mention pots and pans just now? These four are pots and pans!"

He Jiong took turns touching the dog's head, and introduced to Zhen Fake Ling with a smile, "This is a small pot, that is a small scoop, squatting is a small bowl, and that is a small basin." ”

"It's so cute. ”

Zhen Fake Ling also began to pet the dog.

On the other side, Song Dabao, Wei Baichen and others played games.

"Brother Bao, I heard that you are always wise, aren't you?"

Peng Peng and Song Dabao met a few times and took the lead in provoking the conversation.

"That's right! I'm not blowing it, I'm just putting our mess aside, I'm the smartest!"

Song Dabao patted his chest and gestured a thumbs up.

Wei Baichen knew what Peng Peng was going to do, and immediately encouraged: "Brother Bao, then let's play a game, it's simple." ”

"Okay, let's play! Come here, don't you just come to play!" Song Dabao readily agreed.

(To be continued...) οΌ‰