Chapter 131: Master of Criticism (Q:66 Author: 2195 Really Handsome 087)
Three days later.
According to the plan, Wei Baichen took an international flight to the island country and joined the filming team in advance.
Accompanying him is a fat four-eyed boy, who is also thirty-one or twelve years old, wearing brown glasses, and is the company's new studio assistant assigned to Wei Baichen - Huang Aiwei.
Along the way, this guy's broken mouth never stopped, and there were three central topics, namely island movies, mixed bathing hot springs and strange customs, and there was only one key word - "woman".
"Dabai, listen to what my brother told you. In China, women are praised too highly, most of them have become tigresses, where is there still a little tenderness at all, wait for the plane, brother will take you to a good place, hehe, you can't miss it. β
"It can't be an illegal place, right?" Wei Baichen asked vigilantly.
"How could it be, do you Ai Weige look like some kind of immodest person?"
Huang Aiwei said with a smile, but his eyes were peeking at the flight attendant not far away.
Who are you not?!
Wei Baichen looked in the direction he was peeking in, with a questioning expression that you were talking nonsense with your eyes open.
Huang Aiwei pushed his brown eyes up, and said seriously without changing his face:
"I'm looking at them with a critical eye!
You see, the scarves of the flight attendants are not well chosen, they appear to be short necks, and the color is too dark.
It's a pity, the fair skin of the beautiful woman is a little darker, it's not good, it's not good......"
Like a professional fashion designer, he began to judge the dress of the flight attendants, from scarves all the way to stockings.
"Flesh-colored stockings, it seems that the legs are too fat, not good, not good, you should choose black, which not only shows the legs, but also stimulates the ...... Hey hey ......"
He didn't say anything more, but rubbed his hands excitedly, and a greedy light flashed behind his brown eyes.
Wretched!
It's too obscene, this Huang Aiwei, even the name is obscene, Huang, I don't know which obscene person gave it.
The more he observed, the more Wei Baichen wondered: Yang Hui specially confessed before leaving, let herself have a good relationship with this Huang Aiwei, and listened to Huang's arrangement in the affairs on the set, if she did anything out of the ordinary, she also let herself pretend not to see it.
Why is that?
Wei Baichen was puzzled, but he didn't interfere too much, and echoed against his will: "Yes, yes, Brother Huang's vision is really poisonous!
Huang Aiwei seemed to be very interested in this kind of flattery, leaned his elbow on Da Bai's shoulder, and boasted: "That's! Do you know what the secret of Victoria Mia is? Do you know the gold master game of the model contest? Do you know the of celebrities borrowing clothes? Hehe, Brother Huang, I will tell you slowly. β
What a braggadocio!
Wei Baichen disliked this extremely obscene and boastful Huang Aiwei, pulled out the fashion magazine behind the seat back, and looked at it randomly.
Unexpectedly, Huang Aiwei also stretched his neck and came over, like a green-haired turtle, pointing fingers and feet.
"Stop, stop, look, tsk, it's smaller! Wait, turn back to that page! Hey, it's too fat, it's white...... It's a pity!"
Every time an actress or fashion model appears in the magazine, Huang Aiwei has to find some faults.
Wei Baichen was tortured enough by him, and because of Chen Hui's instructions, it was not easy to have a seizure, so he had to endure it, throw the magazine to him, and go to sleep with his eyes closed.
Finally, it's time for in-flight meals.
Wei Baichen's ears were much cleaner, because the obscene four-eyed boy had already focused on the flight attendant who came to serve.
"Coffee, tea, or cola?"
The flight attendant pushing a small cart asks every passenger elegantly and intellectually, always with a kind smile on her face, and her appearance is also superior.
In China, there is a rule: the more expensive the means of travel, the more beautiful the service staff.
On ordinary trains, there are mostly middle-aged aunts selling beer, peanuts, melon seeds, and drinks.
On the train, there is a young woman in full uniform.
On the high-speed rail, the sister in the short skirt and red makeup is professional and sexy.
On the plane, the flight attendant is nationally recognized as beautiful and generous.
Huang Aiwei was dishonest again, and greeted the flight attendant who provided drinks.
"Little sister, I want to drink Kuoluo!"
When Wei Baichen heard this, goosebumps fell all over the ground.
You are a lewd uncle, and you actually hook up with a girl in a cute tone...... He was ashamed to know this great wonder.
The stewardess was stunned for three seconds, but she was well-trained, and immediately regained her professional smile: "Okay, sir, you wait a minute." β
The young stewardess smiled and showed her symmetrical tiger teeth, which was actually a little cute and moving, and she quickly poured a Coke for Huang Aiwei.
Huang Aiwei's eyes were not honest, staring at the neckline tightly.
"Your Coke, sir. This gentleman by the window, what would you like to drink?"
"I'm going toβ"
"Give him a cup of coffee, can you refill it for me?"
Without waiting for Wei Baichen to speak, Huang Aiwei took it upon himself to order coffee for him, and he raised the empty paper cup and asked for Coke again.
The Huya stewardess was very well-educated, and she bent down and poured another glass of Coke.
And Huang Aiwei's guy, sure enough, was peeking at the neckline of the flight attendant again, and he was looking at it very carefully.
"Your Coke, sir. β
"Okay - Gollum - add more. β
Huang Aiwei drank it all in one gulp, and cheekily asked the flight attendant to add more.
No matter how good the Huya stewardess is, she is a little annoyed, but after all, she smirks and adds another glass.
Of course, there are people who repeat the same tricks.
Wei Baichen's face was really red, red like a piece of pig's liver, he hugged his arms, turned to look at the clouds, and pretended not to know him.
"Oops. β
Huang Aiwei poked with his finger, sneakily approached and said, "Da Bai, guess, what did my brother find just now?"
A black line appeared in Wei Baichen's head, and he thought: This four-eyed fat boy peeked at it, and came to exchange experiences with me?!
OMG!
However, driven by some of the most primitive curiosity, Wei Baichen still blurted out: "Hmm, what do you see?"
"Tut-tut, are you really asking? I didn't expect it, you are also a fellow practitioner, fortunately you will be lucky!"
As he spoke, Huang Aiwei was about to shake hands, and his eyes were still very meaningful.
Wei Baichen rolled his eyes angrily.
"Okay, brother, make you happy! Let's get down to business and talk about what you just saw. β
I'm going to go, this is called talking seriously, huh?
Huang Aiwei was on the rise, and said with a mysterious smile: "Just now, I stared at the neckline of the stewardess several times before I could see it clearly." β
"See what?"
"Didn't you notice? It's so big, you didn't pay attention?"
β......β
"The crystal pendant on her chest is too low! The design is too low! The lines are too complicated, hey, a waste of a fine pink crystal, it's a pity, such a big crystal, my family is not-"
Huang Aiwei patted his thigh and sighed regretfully, and when he said "my family", he felt speechless, and hurriedly smiled and brought it over.
Wei Baichen pursed his lips and laughed awkwardly.
Good guy, I've been doing it for a long time and watched it three times, but these four-eyed fat boys haven't grasped the point......
However, he believed that Huang Aiwei was really a master of criticism, and he was not satisfied with anything.
But why did he stop mentioning his home? Could it be that he really had some background?
Wei Baichen speculated, a little distracted, and was suddenly reminded by Huang Aiweila's arm: "Look, that stewardess is here again, look!
"Great!"
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