Huang Fannai gave full play to his expertise, lying motionless on the ground, and the ups and downs of his belly were weakened a little.

The more serious he acted, the more funny everyone felt, Li Shuishui said:

"Don't laugh, nine out of ten of the group performances in the vertical shop have played dead corpses, and playing dead corpses is your introductory homework. Remember, the most important thing is to hold back when playing a dead body, because there may be disturbing scenes of explosions and fights around you, and you must not move around, otherwise it will affect the shooting. ”

Li Shuishui spoke seriously, but people paced back and forth around Huang Fannai, and the high heels rang one after another, and the steps became heavier and heavier.

Suddenly, Huang Fannai couldn't hold back and laughed, which complied with Li Shuishui's intention and became a negative teaching material.

"Like this, if you play a dead corpse but lack concentration, you will cheat the corpse at the slightest movement, which is definitely not good. Huang Tiezhu, when will you be subdued by Uncle Jiu?"

"Hahaha......"

The classroom erupted in laughter.

It turned out that "Uncle Nine is very busy" is this meaning, specifically to satirize Huang Fanlai's frequent deception of corpses.

Huang Fannai got up awkwardly, stood beside Wei Baichen, lowered his head and clasped his fingernails, seemed a little embarrassed, and seemed to be holding back a smile.

Li Shuishui glanced at him contemptuously, and continued: "The extras are here to be the background board, they don't need too many acting skills, they just need you to listen to the arrangement, don't move, don't run around, like this, even if you have to play a dead corpse, it is difficult to receive the announcement......"

She used the topic to play and talked about the precautions for group performances.

Wei Baichen asked in a low voice: "Painter, you can't bear it any longer, why are you laughing all of a sudden?"

"Color. ”

Huang Fannai smiled quietly.

"What do you mean?"

"Red with Green ......"

Wei Baichen didn't understand at first, until he caught a glimpse of Li Shuishui's over-the-knee red dress...... Hey, you kid has so good eyesight......

"What are you two laughing at? Don't you see people performing?

Li Shuishui's face was not good, and after teaching the two of them, he crossed his arms and asked the young man with a national face: "What is your name, how old are you?"

"My name is Wan Pengda, 26 this year, chicken, single. I learned excavators in New Oriental, worked on the construction site for half a year, the boss ran away in arrears, and then worked as a cook for half a year......"

Wan Peng reported to his home, with a smile on his face.

He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he is a little silly, his big mouth has never been closed, and he is always giggling.

Li Shuishui saw that the more he talked, the more excited he became, and hurriedly stopped: "Stop! What are you doing so much, it's not for you to go on a blind date! Say, what will you do?"

"I can act in everything! I like to watch TV dramas, especially costume dramas, when I was a child, I often wore sheets, pinned a stick in my waist, played a martial arts master, and slashed and killed Artemisia grass everywhere ......"

"Stop, stop, stop, ask you what to answer, don't talk so much nonsense!

Li Shuishui hurriedly interrupted him, his eyebrows were about to twist, and he thought: I chose such a talker......

I haven't eaten pork, I've never seen a pig run! I know everything about a woman!"

"Hahaha......"

Wei Baichen couldn't help but laugh.

It's no wonder that this guy is single, and in front of women, he compares women to pigs, and there is no one else.

"What are you laughing at, you! Come out! Give him a show!" Li Shuishui shouted.

Wei Baichen restrained his smile, stood beside Wan Pengda in a proper manner, and asked, "What am I playing?"

Li Shuishui didn't pay attention to him, but paced, raised one arm, put one hand on it, and touched his chin.

"Hmph, what are you playing, don't worry, I'll tell you later. ”

She snorted, a cold smile on her face, and pointed at Wan Pengda, "You're going to fight back, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Then you play like a flower, like a flower, do you know?"

"I know, of course I know! Xing Ye's movies, I have watched every one, and I have watched each one more than a hundred times, and my favorite is his "Truant Worm" series......"

"Just know, don't be verbose. ”

Li Shuishui arranged the role for Wan Pengda, stared at Wei Baichen with a pleasant face, and said, "As for you." ”

She was halfway through her sentence and stopped to look at Wei Baichen's expression.

At first glance, she didn't hold back her fart, Wei Baichen probably guessed that she was going to fix herself.

Sure enough, Li Shuishui pretended to be serious, held his head high, and put on a didactic posture to the audience: "An actor is to taste the ups and downs of the world, and constantly find and challenge himself by creating characters with different images." Wanpeng's challenge is like a flower, it is a bold attempt, and everyone applauds his courage!"

Piapiapia......

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and the applause is extraordinarily energetic.

Wan Peng waved at everyone excitedly, like a fool.

"Well, what about you, play a hooligan. The scene is the scene where you meet Ruhua in the alley, and then covet his beauty, plot against him, and cry out for help like a flower. ”

Li Shuishui set a role for Wei Baichen.

"Hahahaha......"

The audience laughed continuously, spontaneously applauded at Wei Baichen, and shouted:

"Brother, here's one!

"That's it, although we are a group performance, it is considered an actor, what can't be done!"

"Come on, just act in your true colors!hahaha......"

Obviously, everyone was waiting to see his jokes, and even Huang Fannai had a little expectation in his eyes.

Li Shuishui had already stood aside, holding his hands and sneering, waiting for him to make a fool of himself.

The most poisonous woman's heart, sure enough, is right. I didn't offend her, didn't I just laugh a little louder, and I just cared about the color matching......

Now, Wei Baichen is no longer cowardly.

"Okay, no problem! Actors, what can't be played, today I'll show you what a real acting school is!"

As Wei Baichen spoke, he looked at Li Shuishui defiantly, and thought: This woman's image and virtue are more than a little worse than Li Bingbing!

"In that case, I'll start with you two and you'll be free, and then I'll tell you what's wrong. ”

Li Shuishui still put himself in a high place, revealing a sense of superiority that I am a professional and you are a dragon.

"Let's go!"

Wan Pengda turned his back to Wei Baichen, learning from the old ladies, twisting his ass enchantingly, causing everyone to laugh again and again.

Wei Baichen swaggered out, saw the beauty in front, took three steps and made two steps, deliberately bumped into it, and faked falling to the ground: "Who is this, you don't have long eyes when you walk!"

"Ahh......h Why are you like this, it's obvious that you hit me first. ”

Wan Peng turned his head and complained, his little finger sticking into his left nostril, digging intoxicatedly.

Vomit –

The audience's stomachs churned.

Wei Baichen looked up greedily, as if he had seen a heavenly immortal, his hands began to be irregular, and he stroked Wan Peng's 42-yard big feet back and forth: "What a three-inch golden lotus, go, accompany the uncle to drink two cups." ”

Wan Peng's goosebumps fell all over the ground, obviously panicked, and some couldn't catch the words: "You...... Don't mess around, I, I'm ......."

"What am I, what am you, what are you, hehe, accompany the uncle to have a good time! Let you know what it means that you have me, I have you!"

Wei Baichen said obscenely, while following Wan Peng's big legs, sniffing and touching all the way up, and then stopped at his neck and sniffed intoxicatedly: "Well-it's so fragrant!"

Vomit –

Wan Pengda couldn't catch the words at all, this guy is too rogue and too perverted!

Li Shuishui was dumbfounded.

The handsome guy in front of him with a refreshing appearance can actually completely liberate his nature, and express the obscene lust of the hooligan to the fullest, and he is playing against the young man with the Chinese character face......

Is this God's reward for eating, or is it a confession of nature?

......

After being stunned for a long time, Li Shuishui still couldn't hold back, frowned and asked, "Have you studied acting?"

Wei Baichen smiled, smiling cheaply:

"No, it's just that I've done this before!"

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