Four, three, four, Hu Banxian
Han Yiming only thought that the man was bluffing, afraid of Lu Jingxin, so he took the opportunity to run away, never thought that he really called someone, and couldn't help but say: "He really called many people!" Shen Ruofu said: "I'm afraid what he will do? It's just a big deal." I've had itchy hands for a long time, so it's a good idea to try him out. Han Yiming also smiled, but heard Lu Jingxin say: "It's not easy to fight, but I don't want to fight, this person is afraid of the soft and the hard, but it's good to use it to play." Seeing that the woman was still standing in front of the door of the stove, she said, "This sister-in-law, you should take them in." Don't frighten your children. The woman sighed and took the two children into the curtain-hung room.
The woman had just entered the house, and a crowd had already poured into the courtyard. The one running in front was the same man, followed by a man in the prime of life, wearing a rag robe, holding an earthen bowl in his hand, and a few chopsticks were stuck in a scorched yellow and messy bun on his head. Han Yiming's eyes were sharp, and he saw that his robe was full of creases, and there were still a few sticks of withered grass on the hem of his robe, which rolled up somewhere, and a pair of dirty bare feet were in a pair of rag shoes, very sloppy. was looking closely, only to hear Shen Ruofu whisper: "Yo, this is Hu Banxian! Don't be a fake. ”
Lu Jingxin said: "It doesn't matter if he is really fake, when he comes to me, he will be fake!" The group of people rushed to the door, but they didn't dare to enter the house like this, the man first stretched out his head inward, and opened his eyes: "Yo, what a big boldness, it's still there! I invited Hu Banxian to come, and any demon in front of his old man has to be obedient!" Han Yiming couldn't help laughing, they didn't find the shadow of the demon, but were regarded as a demon by others. Han Yiming really couldn't figure it out, what point of the three of them seemed to be a demon?
The man stood in front of the door and cursed these words, then shrank back and shrank back. Han Yiming saw the ragged man swaggering forward, thinking that it was really that Hu Banxian, so he looked twice, except for his tattered clothes and dusty face, there was nothing to pay attention to, so he looked at the person standing behind him again. I saw that they were all middle-aged men in the village, and they looked simple, but they were holding wooden sticks, hoes, and the like in their hands, and if the half-immortals were not spiritual, maybe it would be a siege! It seems that this man did not believe in the half-immortals very much, otherwise he would not have called these many people to help.
Hu Banxian stood in front of the door and shouted: "Who is the demon, dare to come here to make trouble? When you see this half-immortal, don't you quickly show your original form!" He didn't open his mouth, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Han Yiming and Shen Ruofu couldn't help but laugh out loud. Shen Ruofu said: "If you have the ability, let me show my original form, if you don't have this ability, don't lose face here, get out of here." Hu Banxian was furious, stretched out his hand and touched something in his arms, and then sprinkled it inward. Han Yiming saw that it seemed to be a cloud of yellow mist, and just as he wanted to take a closer look, Lu Jingxin had already opened his mouth and blew it.
Lu Jingxin didn't blow it down, this blow, the yellow mist rolled back, and it all fell on Hu Banxian. I saw a burst of smoke rise, and Hu Banxian's hair and beard were filled with a scorching smell. Shen Ruofu smiled: "It turned out to be fire phosphorus powder. It's not bad to burn your hair and beard, but look at your hair and beard, it's dirty enough. Hu Banxian became more and more annoyed, his face was red and swollen, and he glared at them angrily, but he didn't dare to come forward. He gritted his teeth for a long time, and suddenly his whole body fell to the ground and did not move.
Han Yiming thought he had fallen, and was about to stand up to help, but heard Shen Ruofu say, "It's fun, he's going to ask God to come up." Let's take a look at what kind of god he invites?" His voice was not loud, and before the words fell, Hu Banxian's hands and feet twitched, and Han Yiming couldn't help but laugh when he saw that he was twitching very hard. As soon as he turned his face away, he heard Shen Ruofu say again: "Well, it's time to foam at the mouth next! Hey, you should vomit faster!" Han Yiming couldn't bear it, and when he looked back, Hu Banxian twitched for a while, and really foamed at the mouth. Shen Ruofu said: "Well, it's really embarrassing for him, there are so many white foams." Han Yiming laughed, thinking that the half-immortal had to spit out so much white foam, it was really hard.
The half-immortal foamed at the ground, and suddenly jumped up, his hair scattered, and he danced in the courtyard. There were words that no one could understand, and a pair of eyes looked at them from the unkempt and dirty hair. Han Yiming couldn't help but lower his voice and smiled at Shen Ruofu: "Well, is this a half-immortal method?" Shen Ruofu also said in a low voice: "This is called a great god of jumping!" Senior brother, when do you think he will scare us when he jumps?" Lu Jingxin also lowered his voice and said: "Let him jump and see how long he can jump? When he jumps to death, it will naturally scare us." But I haven't seen anyone jump to death. ”
All three of them looked at the half-immortal to see how long he was going to jump. The Hu Banxian jumped for a while, and when he saw that they didn't fall, he fell to the ground first, motionless. Shen Ruofu said "oh": "It seems that the little immortal is useless, I want to invite the big immortal." Lu Jingxin said: "This is a half-pulled person who eats mixed rice, let's play with him once." so that he will not dare to swagger and deceive in the future. Han Yiming just wanted to ask, "How to play him?" saw Shen Ruofu slip and slide off the stool.
Han Yiming and Lu Jingxin glanced at each other, the two of them didn't say a word, and they also slipped down the stool, and the three of them fell horizontally under the table. The Hu half-immortal was overjoyed, and shouted repeatedly: "You have seen the power of this half-immortal, a few little demons, do you dare to call a battle with this half-immortal?"
The man was anxious to clean them up, so he immediately called a few strong men in, and dragged the three of them out from under the table until they reached the center of the courtyard. Han Yiming saw that Senior Brother Lu didn't move, so he didn't move and let them drag him out. Shen Ruofu couldn't move even more, as if he was dead. Hu Banxian was already jumping all over in sweat, but when he stopped, he was a little surprised to see that the three "demons" were actually jumped to death by himself. After all, he had more knowledge than the villagers, and secretly wondered if he really had good luck today, and really invited one or two "little fairies" to come and possess him, and subdued three "demons", and it happened that so many villagers witnessed it with their own eyes, so in the future, wouldn't his name as a half-immortal really have to be spread to the neighborhoods? Then he really had no worries about food and clothing from now on! He was happy for a while, rubbed his broken sleeves on his face twice, and pointed to the three people on the ground: " See, now this half-immortal Dao is higher, not only can you subdue Huang Taixian, but you can also subdue the demon who has turned into a human form!"