In 17 years, I was expelled from school for fighting with my classmates, and my family had limited conditions, and there was no way to help me transfer to another school, so after I came out of school, I was thrown directly by my father to work as an apprentice in a friend's auto repair shop in the county.

When I first entered the society, I didn't have any frustration, but with an indescribable excitement, at least I didn't have to listen to annoying ABC anymore, and I didn't have to memorize those damn Chinese, and I said that I had to break out of the world for my dad to take a good look at.

But the good times didn't last long, and after almost half a month, I began to feel a little unbearable.

The work in the auto repair shop is very boring, and every day I have to work with a group of old maintenance workers as errands, in addition to tightening screws and packing up tools behind the master's buttocks.

What I can't stand the most is that the nephew of the repair shop owner still calls me at every turn, and usually asks me to run errands, buy food and cigarettes for him.

The owner of the repair shop is surnamed Liu, and his nephew's name is Liu Qi, who is eighteen years old this year, about the same age as me, and also dropped out of school early to help in the repair shop, but people are really related to the boss, even if they don't do anything, no one dares to say anything.

Most of the time, a few of our apprentices are working, Liu Qi is like a leader from the side, and if he doesn't do a good job, he will scold his mother when he opens his mouth.

Liu Qi's biggest hobby is to shoot small videos from the Internet and engage in live broadcasts, although he is not very popular, but he never gets tired of it, he deliberately wipes himself dirty all day long, and then holds the broken mobile phone, and snorts at the screen: "The day of the repairman has begun, and the old irons who support me give me a thumbs up." ”

Either it's the gods babbling into the mobile phone screen to read some ghost things that humans and animals don't understand, what "I get drunk alone, and I sleep on the donkey when I'm drunk."

Every day, he tells us that he wants to be an outstanding Internet celebrity, and we don't know if he is outstanding or not, anyway, every time his uncle looks at him, it is quite heartbreaking.

I don't know if I'm jealous that I'm more handsome than him or if I have some congenital psychological defects, Liu Qi likes to talk to me when there is nothing to do on this dog day, if I wasn't afraid of losing my job and going back to be beaten by my father, I really want to use a wrench to try the hardness and density of the two big teeth in his mouth.

In the evening of that day, when I and a few other apprentices were wearing dirty overalls and packing up our tools with oily faces ready to leave work, Liu Qi drove a Land Rover that the customer had placed in our factory for maintenance and five or six young people with shaved "watermelon Taro" hairstyles into the factory from the outside.

After finishing the incident, a few people changed into a white T-shirt and white pants as if they were mourning, stood in a horizontal row from the front of the Land Rover, moved out a big stereo and put on the hi song, and began to shake their heads like cramps.

We have long been surprised by Liu Qi's group of fox friends and dog friends, so no one took it seriously, and continued to be busy.

As the saying goes, people don't look for things, things look for people.

When we were working here, Liu Qi walked over with the eunuch and said to me, Wang Lang, don't do it yet, come and do me a favor.

"What are you doing?" I asked in a low voice.

Liu Qi kicked my calf impatiently and scolded, let you come over, what so much!

There is a way that people have to bow their heads under the eaves, I endured the anger again and again, in order to be able to continue to work, in the end I chose to honestly walk with Liu Qi and a few other apprentices to the Land Rover.

After the past, Liu Qi let a few of our apprentices pestle behind him like a telephone pole, and the few "watermelon tarro" formed a semi-arc, he walked in the front, stretched out his chicken paw and patted his chest with his left hand, and then howled in a half-native Mandarin: "There is no general and handsome in society, only you Brother Qi!"

After speaking, Liu Qi, a stupid basket, kicked left and right like a dancing god, and from time to time picked lice like he pulled his watermelon head with the wind, and danced very energetically.

After jumping for about ten seconds, the girl in charge of the video put down her mobile phone and muttered very dissatisfied: "Oh, Kiki can't do this, the expressions of the few people behind you are too stiff, and they will look fake, and they will definitely not be popular on the Internet." ”

I also know the girl who recorded the video, I don't know what her name is, but I always hear Liu Qi call her "Xiaoying", which is the backbone of Liu Qi's "Internet celebrity gang", and she usually shoots videos with Liu Qi and them when she has nothing to do.

Xiaoying is also the only person I don't dislike in Liu Qi's bunch of pig friends and dogs, but there is no special reason, the main reason is that she is good-looking, and a beautiful woman is an advantage, no matter what era it is.

Xiaoying should be one or two years older than me, with long hair and a shawl, delicate facial features, a pair of smart big eyes that are very eye-catching, and when she speaks, there are two shallow dimples on her cheeks, like "fairy sister" Liu Yifei.

The only thing that makes people respond is that the makeup on her face is very strong, and the good aura is so stunned that she is forced to portray her as a demon, as for whether she has a broken shoe relationship with Liu Qi, I don't know.

Hearing Xiaoying speak, Liu Qi tilted his head and looked back at us for a few seconds, and then said, "Wang Lang, do you know that society is shaking?"

I shook my head and said I hadn't heard of it, and at the same time scolded in my heart.

Liu Qi spat disdainfully, scolded disdainfully, I don't even know how to shake the society, why do you deserve to be a repairman for the rest of your life, when I shake my head, you all grin at me, do you understand?

I looked at my phone, it was almost half past six, and yesterday I promised my good buddy Qian Long to help him move after work today.

I coughed twice and said, Brother Qi, I really have something, why don't you let a few of them shake with you, forgive me.

Liu Qi's face turned black in an instant, and he grabbed my collar and scared me viciously: Do you still want to do it? Believe it or not, I told my uncle, I'll let you get out tomorrow!

Looking at his arrogant appearance, I really wanted to slap him in the face with a fist, but when I thought of the situation at home, I took two deep breaths, squeezed out a sneer, nodded and apologized, don't be angry Brother Qi, why do you need me to cooperate with me.

I don't know if it's a conscience discovery or what, Xiaoying next to him glanced at his phone and dissuaded: "Kiki, it's not early today, I also have something to do, or let's shoot it again tomorrow." ”

Liu Qi snorted, smiled evilly and said, "It's more atmospheric to shoot at night, and after the filming is over, I invite you to drink and sing K." ”

Xiaoyingliu frowned slightly, and could see that she was a little unhappy, but she didn't say anything more.

In this way, a few of our unlucky apprentices accompanied Liu Qi from half past six to almost eight o'clock, I felt that I was a complete clown, laughing for a while, jumping for a while, and from time to time I had to shout a few brain-dead slogans with Liu Qi, the video recording was tired, Liu Qi They smoked and drank drinks, and we could only squat on the ground pitifully and gasp.

It wasn't until the sky was completely dark that I couldn't see anything, and this miscellaneous thing waved his hand to drive us away, I spat out a mouth, and was about to call a friend when Liu Qi slapped me on the shoulder, pointed to the drink bottles and cigarette butts all over the ground and said, you clean up and go home, otherwise I will definitely be a muddy horse tomorrow!

"If you have something to say, don't scold my mother. My face instantly turned cold, and I clenched my fists and glared at him.

Liu Qi tilted his shoulders, directly pulled his big face in front of me, and gently slapped it twice and laughed: "What's the matter? You still want to beat me? Come on, come on, you move my finger to try, I will point at your nose and scold you for being a grass and mud horse, do you have a trick?"

A few watermelon taro who were with Liu Qi grinned one after another, and some people deliberately coaxed us to do a live broadcast, maybe Liu Qi will be popular on the Internet tomorrow.

"Kiki.." Xiaoying frowned and walked over to persuade him.

Friends who have experience in fighting should know that this thing can't be persuaded, especially when there are women next to them, some damaged baskets are even more eager to show their domineering spirit, Xiaoying doesn't speak It's okay, as soon as she finished speaking, Liu Qi directly grabbed my collar and pressed it down, raised her knee and knocked me in the face.

I happened to be hit in the nose by him, sour, tears couldn't help but flow, and I squatted on the ground for a long time without relieving myself.

Seeing that I didn't dare to fight back, Liu Qi let go of me, spat disdainfully, pointed at me and sneered: "In the future, I will pretend to be a calf with me and kill you!"

After saying that, Liu Qi patted the oil stain on his pants in disgust and cursed a few swear words, then waved his hand, and several people followed him into the Land Rover.

I covered my face and slowly got up, and said to Liu Qi, who had already stepped into the car with one foot: "Brother Qi, you wait.."

"What's the matter, haven't you had enough?" Liu Qi got out of the car and squinted at me with his hands in his pockets.

I sniffled vigorously, squeezed out a sneer, walked up to him and said, "Brother Qi, don't you want to be popular..."