0593 Called the Emperor
"Sister, I understand your kindness, but I have no heart to help, little brother......"
Zhao Guanren looked at an old imperial concubine on the phoenix bed, and said with a bitter face: "Don't look at my hard body, in fact, I have to urinate seven or eight times a night, and my kidneys are very weak, I just bragged, when I meet a veteran like you, I have to die on you!"
"Hmph~ Look at what scares you, my sister won't eat you again......"
The old princess glanced at him with disgust, the fat powder on her face plummeted, and said with a smile: "You know very well what the status of my mother's family is, and my family doesn't care about red tape, as long as you are willing to marry my niece secretly, my family guarantees to make you like a tiger!"
"What's wrong with this, die in your house left and right......"
Zhao Guanren nodded with a smile, she stepped forward and handed over a list, and said: "My family will do its best to search for the whereabouts of the poison powder, this is the suspicious list I have drawn up, and the secret places that the emperor often visits, anyway, no one knows the emperor better than us!"
"Your family can only check clues, and you must not alarm the dead, everyone is doomed if something happens......"
Zhao Guanren put away the paper and instructed, the old imperial concubine walked out of the back door satisfied, and then saw Concubine Jingde open the door, and a noble concubine came in with a red face and kowtowed, she didn't dare to fart in the hall before, and now this is the emperor and your majesty.
"Next group!"
After Zhao Guanren perfunctorily left the concubine, more than 20 people came in one after another, in addition to the concubines, there were many palace maids, the palace maids naturally broke the news, and the concubines were sleeping and breaking the news, and he was dizzy when he heard all kinds of news.
"The harvest is not small, some are busy......"
Zhao Guanren picked up a large stack of lists on the table, in fact, he had expected that this would be the result, there were few psychologically normal women in the harem, and the royal family had no feelings at all.
Including the county lord of Yongning, how can a normal woman dare to stay in the palace of the enemy country, but she has other people's children in her belly, and she actually dares to take away other people's rivers and mountains, and when she mentions the look in her eyes when she is the queen, she can swallow her life.
"Concubine Jing, there's no one, you and Concubine Hong come in......"
Zhao Guanren put away the list and stretched his back, but a young lady pushed the door in again, and she looked obviously a mixed-race beauty, but after she knelt on the ground, she said: "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and Taijun Lord, knock on Your Majesty, Your Majesty bows to Jin'an!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren sat back down, lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "You finally turned yourself in, I thought you would take a chance and hide until after giving birth to a child before running!"
"Your Majesty, you've arrested a few people who seem to be insignificant, but you've already shown us ......."
The county lord of Hetai raised his head and said: "You keep us and don't catch it, just to put a long line to catch big fish, but the concubine doesn't want to die, I am the lord of heaven, and I have endless glory and wealth, as long as you can let me go back, the concubine will definitely give out all the secrets!"
"The master and apprentice of the ghost king have all died at my hands, and I know everything about you......"
Zhao Guanren sneered contemptuously: "I don't think you have the conditions to negotiate with me, you are also looking for corpse poison powder, and you have found nothing, I am not interested in your shadows, next year I will personally lead the armies of the two countries to destroy your Taiping Island!"
"Your Majesty, I have an important clue about the whereabouts of the poison powder......
Lord Hetai knelt down to the table, put down a piece of paper and said: "I only obtained this clue on the eve of the war, only I know, I have a great chance of finding the poison powder, and the poison powder is not in the hands of any official, this is a place that none of you can imagine!"
"Gusu?"
Zhao Guanren saw that only the word "Gusu" was written on the paper, and said with a smile: "You will sell Guanzi, but it is useless for you to go back, I still have to catch you back next year, and then cut off your father's head, sleep with your sister and your mother, and your brother will also be sold as a rabbit!"
"Actually, the king has prepared for the worst......"
The county lord said pitifully: "If he fails again this time, he will commit suicide to thank the world, and the new king will pay compensation to meet the requirements of the two countries as much as possible, and harmony must be one of the conditions, I am still a virgin, I can marry you as a child, okay?"
"You write a letter back ......"
Zhao Guanren pressed her head and smiled: "I personally want two eldest princesses, two princesses, two county lords, and six people must be serious blood relatives, as long as they are beautiful, it doesn't matter how old they are, but they must bring their own dowry of 20 million taels, and change their surname to Chiba for me!"
"I, my surname is Chiba, Chiba Megumi, Chiba Gen is the ancestor of my family......"
The county lord looked at him in confusion, and Zhao Guanren smiled evilly: "Then call it Wanye, go back and find a big ginkgo tree, let the six girls of your family hold the tree and stand in a circle, when will the next ten thousand leaves come, when will the work be called!"
"As long as Your Majesty does not destroy the country, we will definitely serve Your Majesty well......"
Chiba Hui showed a hint of joy, but Zhao Guanren sneered: "No wonder your Heavenly Royal Family is all mixed-race, the result of borrowing seeds from people everywhere, let's tell me what clues there are in Gusu City?"
"The poison powder should be divided into one south and one north, and one is ...... in Shunguo"
Chiba Hui said in a low voice: "The northern one will definitely be in the important town of Gyeonggi, or even in the capital, but there is no clue yet, but the iron in the south is definitely in Gusu City, and we found a person named Li Donglai, who left Beijing silently half a month ago, and disappeared in Gusu with people and horses!"
"Li Donglai?
Zhao Guanren was suspicious: "What's so special about this person, how can you find out about him?"
"This person is the son of the Dragon Guards of the former dynasty, and most of the Dragon Guards are sons who inherit their father's business and are loyal to the emperor for generations......"
Chiba Hui said: "But he didn't enter the court as an official, but ran a tea house, the business is not good but he doesn't worry about eating and drinking, he is dull and silent, he still lives alone in his thirties, this kind of person is very in line with the characteristics of a dead man, and he has no relatives in Gusu, and the poison powder is likely to be on him!"
"Alright, you put all the clues together and give them to me tomorrow morning......"
Zhao Guanren patted her face, Chiba Hui walked out with a thousand thanks, he saw that it was already more than ten o'clock in the middle of the night, so he came to Feng's bed in high spirits, rubbed his hands and shouted: "Two concubines, come in and be happy with me!"
Suddenly!
Two teams of palace ladies walked in in line, more than 20 people carrying various toiletries, as well as a change of clean clothes and pants, and even gadgets for fun were ready.
"I'm rubbing! It's not so many......
Zhao Guanren took half a step back in shock, but Manager An walked in again and flattered: "Your Majesty! You turned over the signs of Concubine Jingde and Concubine Hong Guifei, the two ladies have finished washing, do you think you should take off the clean and carry them in, or let the ladies wait?"
"Of course, come in and wait, and the rest will come according to the rules......"
Zhao Guanren decided to have an emperor addiction, and sat on the Taishi chair with a golden knife, Mr. An clapped his hands and bent down to the side, and the two teams of palace maids immediately knelt on both sides, hanging their heads and not looking at him, and even the gentle breathing was consistent.
"Your Majesty is sleeping!"
A little eunuch shouted outside the door, and the lights outside were quickly extinguished a lot, and the two dressed ladies were ashamedly helped in by the female official, and the jewelry on their bodies was more grand than when they were married, and they both knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
"Let's get flat!"
Zhao Guanren pretended to raise his hand, trying to look like Emperor Shunyao's shelf, but Manager An smiled again: "Your Majesty, before you finish washing, the two ladies have to kneel all the time, and they can't reach out to serve you, lest they get dirty and have to wash again!"
"Your Majesty, the slave and maid are ...... for you."
The two female officials walked over, these are the two new officials mentioned by Zhao Guanren himself, he got up with one arm on his own, and he didn't need to do the rest anymore, more than twenty palace maids spun like a marquee, and took out all kinds of delicate and small tools.
"Rinse your mouth, pick your teeth, cleanse your face, wipe your armpits......"
The two female officials folded their hands on their chests, supervising the palace maids expressionlessly, Zhao Guanren was like a dummy, he was carefully wiped clean from head to toe, his teeth were picked by the beautiful little palace maids, and even the gargle was ginseng tea.
"Hey, you can't wipe it here, I'll just do it myself......"
Zhao Guanren suddenly crossed his crotch, startled the two little palace maids, and knelt on the ground and looked at the female official at a loss.
"Your Majesty!"
A female official who seemed to be dogmatic walked over and chuckled: "The harem is full of your women, why should Your Majesty see the outside, you have to learn to enjoy it, besides, if you don't use them, after the crown prince ascends the throne, they will all have to go with the concubine to guard the mausoleum, it's miserable!"
"I can't take off my dragon pants, it's up to you......"
Zhao Guanren gestured to the two little palace maids, raised his head and asked, "How long will the mausoleum be guarded, and has the list of mausoleum guards been decided?"
"Guarding the tomb must be guarded until death, and every day in front of the tomb of the first emperor should be prayed, singing and dancing......"
The female officer said: "Shouling is worse than being a monk, even outsiders can't see it, two of the selected concubines have hanged themselves, the crown princess is bullying honest people, Concubine Jingde has offended her, she was the first to choose Concubine Jing, Niangniang was scared and cried at that time!"
"It turns out that you are going to guard the mausoleum, no wonder you kowtow to me on the way......"
Zhao Guanren glanced at Concubine Jingde, who nodded her head and didn't dare to say anything, but Zhao Guanren shook his head again and said: "This system has to be changed, and the mausoleum for a year will be guarded, just let people guard it to death, this is not a pit person!"
"It's still Your Majesty's benevolence, no one except you said that you want to change ......"
The female official smiled and helped him to sit down, skillfully rubbed his shoulders, a palace maid also came up to pluck his ears, two palace maids trimmed his nails, and two washed his feet and pinched his feet.
"Hiss~ This ear is so comfortable, the craftsmanship is amazing......"
Zhao Guanren kept inhaling cool air and said with a smile: "No wonder everyone wants to be the emperor, just this comfort is worth it, this craft must be passed on to Shunguo, the craftsmanship of the little ladies in Shunguo is too rough, and the concubines in the harem also roll up their sleeves and do it, just like following up with Qinglou!"
"Your Majesty, are you also the emperor in Shunguo......
The female official asked curiously, and Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "I don't dare to be the emperor in Shunguo, there is not a single man in the palace of Shunguo, more than 6,000 women are waiting to be fed, I can lose a few pounds when I go in, and then I won't go if I am invited in, it's too scary!"
"Hehehe......"
The girls let out a burst of laughter like silver bells, and after a while, Zhao Guanren was washed and peeled clean, and the two ladies finally got up, climbed into the phoenix bed and lay down in a regular manner.
The palace maids lined up to go out, and Manager An helped Zhao Guanren all the way to the phoenix bed, and then walked out with a smile, and the two female officials with the four palace maids stood outside the bed after putting down the curtain of the phoenix bed, still holding two booklets in their hands.
"What are you remembering......
Zhao Guanren sat on the edge of the bed in confusion, and the female official replied: "Back to Your Majesty! One record of the time of conception of the mothers, the other record of the words and deeds of the mothers, whether there is any bad manners, whether there are frivolous words and deeds, tomorrow you have to report to the Shang Sleep Bureau for a record!"
"Girls, I'm not on the throne, go out, let you come in again......"
Zhao Guanren waved his hand with a smile, and the six of them walked out quickly, and the two mothers also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and the two pairs of big watery eyes immediately looked over, and Hong Guifei smiled and said, "Your Majesty, do you want to lose a few pounds tonight?"
"It depends on the skills of the two concubines, hurry up and serve......"
Zhao Guanren happily lay down between the two girls, tonight is an authentic business bureau, Hong Guifei's maiden family is the Jiangnan Shi clan, and although Concubine Jingde's eldest brother is a military attaché, he is also quite a prestige person in the army, and to some extent more important than Hong Guifei.
"Thank the Emperor for His Grace ......"