☆、1235_Go home

"It's so late, why rush to leave? Isn't it good to stay for the night? Someone invited in a soft voice.

Me: "I want to go home." ”

The audience was silent, and then someone sneered:

"A little one. ”

"It's a disappointment. ”

"Waste of expressions. ”

"Disperse, disperse. ”

...... Although I know that this sentence is a bit devastating to you, and I am glad that you gave up so easily, but I want to go home as a child? I often want to go home when I am in my thirties, such as when I am working overtime, when I am socializing, when I am in a bad mood...... Home is such an important place, it's not surprising when you want to go back, right?

"Do I need to take you home?" someone said, "It's getting late, and it's easy for a child to be in danger when he walks alone." ”

With that playful look, I said, "It's really dangerous, who's going to protect whom? You can't even beat my cat." ”

"Vulgar. The man was so disgusted that he walked away.

Don't think I'll see the stiffness on your face if you run away.

The furball grinded its claws on the ground, so that half of my people silently took a few steps back when I was camouflage-solidified - I was more merciful to them at that time, and the attacks were deliberately avoiding their faces, and the furballs also obeyed my wishes, and did not scratch their faces, but this did not prevent it from elongating the dive trajectory when attacking their bodies, and the claws dangled in front of their eyes, and did not really hurt their faces, but the threat could not be misunderstood.

The power of the cat's claw is terrifying, and there is definitely more than one opening under one paw, if all four paws are on it together...... Tut-tut, the pain that the disciples of the Hehuan Sect can't bear.

After threatening the face, I walked out of the Hehuan Sect easily without being blocked.

After I came out, I felt that something was wrong: Didn't I come to make peace? Alas...... Forget it, as an outsider, it's okay to get along with Hehuan Sect with a face, and you don't need to talk about feelings and relationships. Maybe the Hehuan Sect also means this, so the items they use to exchange for Tongming Fruit can't be said to be very expensive, but they are all attentive and don't take advantage of me. It's really a fair deal, it's not like I'm half-selling and half-giving.

☆、1236_撸一串

When I returned to Yunxia Sect in the middle of the night, I met Xie Qinwei, who was squatting on a sword, flying erratically, and wandering.

I had a little friendship, and I was also a traverser, so I stopped and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Xie Qinwei looked at me for a few seconds, as if he realized who I was: "Ah...... It's you. ”

I followed his nonsense to the crap: "Well, it's me. ”

Xie Qinwei looked at me dumbfounded for a while, and asked, "Hey, you say, why are women so difficult to understand?"

Me: "...... Good night. "I'd expect you to be bothered with something serious, like the monks' plan to make a name for themselves. Aren't you determined to be a starting man? What about your domineering spirit? There's only a stallion left, right?

"Hey, blah, blah, blah. "Before I left, Xie Qinwei finally came to his senses and stopped me.

I stopped again and looked at him.

He seemed a little embarrassed, I waited patiently for him for a minute, and when he still couldn't speak, I prepared to leave again.

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, for the sake of my fellow countrymen, you can let me think about it a little." ”

Me: "Oh, you finally know. "If it weren't for the sake of my fellow countrymen, do you think I'd waste a few minutes in the middle of the night watching you be stupid?

Xie Qinwei smiled bitterly: "Am I stupid?"

Me: "Not very smart. ”

Xie Qinwei: "Didn't you say that there are adventures in crossing?"

Me: "The tiger's body is shocked, and the little brother is obedient?"

Xie Qinwei: "I've seen too much." ”

Me: "Don't you know?" ”

Xie Qinwei sighed again.

Me: "Is there anything else?"

Xie Qinwei: "How about drinking some beer with me and making a skewer?"

Me: "There are no barbecue stalls in the Yunxia Sect. "Actually, there are still festival days, but ordinary days, such as today, are not.

Xie Qinwei: "I will, I worked in a barbecue restaurant in my last life. ”

Me: "Where's the beer?"

Xie Qinwei: "I brewed some. ”

You're really not idle.

So Xie Qinwei and I went to Hunting Peak, caught a few supper in the periphery, Xie Qinwei even packed a storage bag of condiments separately, look at the life of the person, compared to him, I am really too rough to live.

☆、1237_ repeatedly interrupted

Xie Qinwei said while peeling the rabbit skin: "When dating a girl, find a beautiful place, skewer meat skewers for her, and act chicly when sprinkling seasonings, of course, the grilled skewers must taste good, which will enhance the favorability." ”

I held the cat idly and watched Xie Qinwei busy, and asked, "Won't girls dislike the smoke when they barbecue?"

Xie Qinwei: "In the previous life, it was possible, but in this life, as a monk, the spiritual power can control the smoke and smell, and only beauty and deliciousness remain. I'm very good at my craft. ”

The ability to put on a show is also very good.

Xie Qinwei smiled: "But pay attention to the prey, this kind of rabbit is not good, the appearance is too cute, some girls will feel too cruel, and they will reduce their favorability." ”

Oh, 'some'.

Xie Qinwei's smile faded: "Actually, I didn't think too much, three wives and four concubines, and enjoy the blessings of all people, of course, I can't say that I didn't think about it at all, but, just like Shi YY killed himself in all directions, it shouldn't be true." ”

Me: "It's probably just because you don't have a chance." ”

Xie Qinwei: "Didn't you think about it at all in your last life?"

Me: "I realized that my sexuality was relatively young, and you know, in our country, it was a bit of a problem, so I thought about it more philosophically, like how to balance myself with society. ”

But I didn't think too much about it, because my bad personality caused more trouble than my sexuality. I don't like anyone at all, I don't have the idea of who I want to spend my life with, so I don't need to worry about coming out. And the date too, I always want to show each other a health certificate, even one night, the love partner is no exception, and then, of course, there is basically no follow-up.

Xie Qinwei choked for a while, skipped the topic, and continued: "Anyway, I'm just thinking about it. I'll admit, I love the feeling of being surrounded by people, bragging about my friends of the same sex, being adored and admired by beautiful people of the opposite sex, and I just enjoy that feeling of being at the center. ”

Me: "You don't have friends of the opposite sex?"

Xie Qinwei: "...... What are you focusing on...... However, when you think about it, you really don't. ”

Me: "Oh. ”

Xie Qinwei: "You have a lot of friends of the opposite sex, right?"

Me: "Surely there are more than adoring and admiring the beauty of the opposite sex who admires you." Both in the previous life and in this life. ”

was repeatedly interrupted by me, and Xie Qinwei said that he couldn't stand it anymore.

☆、1238_ is not a random thing

"Don't talk about it, masturbate skewers. Xie Qinwei said, while throwing a storage bag to the ground, explaining, "Beer." ”

I took out two bottles, and then looked at the standard beer bottle from my previous life, a little speechless: "You're too dedicated." ”

Xie Qinwei: "The bottle is customized from the mortal world, and the wine is brewed by myself to ensure good quality." ”

Me: "What about the beer of the mortal world? ”

Xie Qinwei: "To be honest, it's not good, including the one I brewed, it's not good." The taste is actually good, the key is the aura, and the brewing method of beer is not suitable for the integration and storage of aura. However, it is more suitable to pair the skewers with beer. ”

I took out a glass and poured the beer inside.

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, the beer is to blow on the bottle." ”

Me: "Nonsense, I used to pour it out and drink it in my last life, and I haven't seen a few people blow on the bottle." ”

Xie Qinwei: "Okay, good, you are free." ”

Then I randomly slipped open a fruit and put it in a cup full of beer.

Xie Qinwei: "Isn't that fertilizer?" he said as he took a sip of wine.

Me: "Your message is outdated, judging from the current statistics, the effect of Tongming Fruit Pulp can be defined as 'auxiliary', allowing spirit plants to grow better, making spirit animal eggs grow better, making wounds heal faster, promoting the moisturizing effect of the mask, etc. ”

Xie Qinwei choked, coughed twice, and asked, "Moisturizing?"

Me: "I mean, if you want to chase girls, you have to know what they care about, not just shake your peacock feathers." ”

Xie Qinwei: "Maybe I'm not suitable for falling in love." In the previous life, it was okay, if you were together, you would get together, and if you didn't get together, you would be divided, but in this life, especially as a monk, falling in love is not such a casual thing. ”

Me: "Falling in love is not something that is meant to be a casual thing. ”

Xie Qinwei: "......"

Me: "Look at what I'm doing?" 'Unburdened love' is just an excuse for flowers. ”

☆、1239_Know what you don't want

Xie Qinwei handed me the grilled meat skewers and asked, "Have you ever been in love?" I mean in your last life, I know you didn't have it in your life. ”

Yes, the whole sect in this life knows that I don't. I took a bite of the skewer and it tasted really good, and he was still narcissistic for reason. Answer: "I don't know if it's a talk or not." I did secretly interact with people, holding a small hand, kissing a small mouth or something, but it was too annoying to sneak, I quickly got tired of it, and the other party quickly cooled down in my coldness, and then we broke up and broke up peacefully. ”

Xie Qinwei: "Secretly, ......"

Me: "Otherwise, tell the world that this is my boyfriend? I don't want to be dissuaded from school." ”

Xie Qinwei: "That's what happened when I was a student. Isn't it better after work?"

Me: "It's more annoying. The aunts and uncles in the office know that they are staring at others all day long, and working overtime can't stop their fiery gossip enthusiasm. For example, after working overtime, say: It's hard work, let's have a meal together. Hey, who doesn't have a girlfriend yet, right? It just so happens that a friend's daughter of mine is free today, blah blah blah. ”

Xie Qinwei smiled: "I've met it too, but in fact, I can also meet it, I have a girlfriend...... Oh no, you don't want a girlfriend. ”

It's good to know.

Xie Qinwei: "However, if you don't try it, how do you know if it's suitable or not?"

Me: "If you're not mentally prepared to live with someone for the rest of your life, then of course it's not suitable." ”

Xie Qinwei: "It's too ...... for a lifetime It's not clear what the future holds, right?"

Me: "Nothing unclear. In my previous life, I hated people intruding into my life, and I was very satisfied with one person's life, so naturally I didn't need another person. ”

Xie Qinwei: "It would be better to live alone?"

Me: "The thought of having to date that person makes me feel like my time is wasted and my life is ruined, is that better?"

Xie Qinwei: "I wasn't a monk in my previous life, so it's not strange to be confused in this regard, right?"

Me: "I'm not confused, I've always known what I don't want, and of course I'll admit that I'm still confused about what I want, and I'm confused in this life." However, as long as you eliminate all the things you don't want, you will be able to find the one you want the most, right?"

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