Chapter 5 Revision and Translation

In this way, in the process of taking out the garbage and picking up the garbage, the four hours passed quickly.

Wang gradually said goodbye to the old man, and ran back to his small two-bedroom apartment as fast as he could.

As always, the apartment was chaotic and littered with garbage.

From El Cell's room, there was still a stench of leaves from time to time.

Wang gradually shook his head helplessly.

In New York, an apartment that only charges $500 a month is too much to ask.

He silently returned to his room, turned on the lamp, and began to translate the Chinese manuscript of "I Am the Archmage" that he had written silently yesterday.

The protagonist can't call Wu here.,There's no sense of substitution.。

Wang gradually bit the tip of his pen and thought about the name.

Let's call it Mike, the most common name in film and television dramas, just like anyone around you.

The boss of hell can't be called Lucifer anymore, and he is not as well-known as Satan, so he is called Satan.

The name of the god of heaven... Let's call it a god.

Religious elements, can not be provoked.

There is no problem with splitting through at the beginning, but the sweet potato seems to be out of place.

Sweet potatoes in the United States are not cheap.

It's good to replace it with corn, Americans can't do without corn.

Even tacos are the most widely used snacks, and they are known as the twin giants of snacks in film and television dramas along with doughnuts.

Eh, the spellcasting system.

Do you need to cast spells with the help of the magic net in the Dungeons & Dragons system?

Wang gradually flipped through the Chinese manuscript.

Forget it, there's too much to change.

Moreover, the Dungeons & Dragons system is too complex and too many people know about it.

The slightest mistake will have to be sprayed.

The otaku are no less fundamentalist about the Dungeons & Dragons system than the religious fanatics.

Cast spells directly on the netless net.

The depiction of female characters also had to be changed.

What a slender body, not at all.

Although supermodels and everything are flat bodies, the public's aesthetics are still full of breasts and fat buttocks.

Wang gradually thought about the holy angel with plump breasts and fat buttocks...

Why is the style of painting so strange?

Forget it, that's it.

In order to make money, I grit my teeth or something, and if I lose it, I will lose it.

By the way, we have to take into account the issue of race.

Among the twelve beauties collected by the protagonist, they must include Asians, Africans, whites, and Latinos...

Do the Indians want it?

It's coming!

No one dares to spray themselves with this.

Finally, when the protagonist becomes the strongest and is named the "Demon God King", it is better to add another noble title.

Don't look at how well the Americans spray the old European aristocracy, in fact, they are envious in their hearts!

Haven't you seen the Queen of England and Princess Diana have countless fans?

Even the Norwegian princess or something has been watched by countless people.

Finally, let's start a secret organization, some kind of Freemasonry or something.

A perfect fit for the American g-spot.

A poor man who grew up in a slum was struck by lightning and traveled through another world.

As a result, I can't afford to eat other fresh melons and fruits, so I can only eat cheap corn-based foods, which has become a golden finger.

Punch the gods in the Otherworld, kick Satan.

Collect all the beauties of all races, and then become the highest level of aristocrats.

Then he became a member of Freemasonry, silently deciding the direction of the world behind the scenes.

The whole process is full of dick silk counterattacks, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, beating the small ones and the old ones, my life is up to me, and don't bully the young and poor.

Overall, it's a blast.

Of course, on the premise of throwing away the brain.

But maybe.

There are still many people in the United States who believe that the year 2000 is the end of the world.

They have brains, and they probably don't feel very intellectual.

Not to mention the elite, let's just say that the people at the bottom that Wang gradually came into contact with are rampant in mysticism and have a very average level of education.

Although I entered the school and studied.

But in terms of the level of education in public schools, it is not to mention.

After Wang gradually made a big change, he read it again.

Uh, why do you feel like throwing up so much?

He scratched his head, looked at the manuscript and began to laugh and cry.

At this moment, there was movement in Al's room.

Two black men walked into Wang Yan's room with leaves.

"Hey, bro. ”

"Long time no see, where are you?" Wang gradually answered in his heart.

Uh, what a familiar feeling...

"What's wrong?" he turned to look at the two black men.

"I heard that you are Chinese. Do you know kung fu? That's it, heha!"

As they spoke, they made a Jeet Kune Do starting pose.

Kung Fu of God TM.

Wang gradually was speechless for a moment.

But looking at the two obviously high black men, he didn't know what to say.

Suddenly, he remembered that he was translating a third of the manuscript, and a flash of inspiration flashed through him.

"I don't know kung fu, but I love kung fu novels. Wang gradually said: "I used the routine of kung fu novels to write a magic novel, can you help me read it?"

I saw two black guys with embarrassed faces, looked at each other, and said, "But we don't like to read, let's try to read... This is for the sake of the name of kung fu novels. ”

If you smoke high, you can still look embarrassed.

This requirement may indeed be difficult for them.

Wang gradually sighed in his heart and handed over the translated part.

Then I watched them walk out of the bedroom with cigarette rolls, and sat on the sofa in the living room to watch.

Wang gradually turned his head and continued to translate.

Fortunately, the whole book "I Am the Great Mage" is only more than 400,000 words, which is not like those novels of millions of words in later generations.

Otherwise, Wang gradually will really kneel.

The vocabulary of Chinese is too rich, and all kinds of words that can only be understood and cannot be spoken, make him, who usually speaks slang more than written language, straighten his hair.

For example, from time to time, the protagonist quotes various ancient poems in order to express homesickness.

What a dream I don't know if I am a guest...

How can this be translated into a B case and a connotation?

Forget it, forget it.

Translated, dreaming and returning to Earth.

It's just a cool article, don't be so demanding.

Suddenly, there was a "bang", and Wang gradually pulled back to reality.

Isn't it that someone from Al got up and shot him, right?

He quickly got up and pushed the door open.

I saw that two black guys who had just held the manuscript and were very embarrassed were jumping around with the manuscript.

If you look closely, it turns out that the cigarette has fallen on your pants.

The low-rise jeans were burned with a big hole.

And the two black guys were jumping, and they were each holding half of the manuscript and looking at it.

Wait a minute...

Half of each?

Oh my manuscript!

Wang gradually hurriedly walked towards the two of them, ready to rescue the fruits of his labor.

At this moment, Al also opened the door and walked out.

A violent stench came, and Al, who walked in front of the two of them, came to the two of them and shouted, "These are all good goods, why are you so wasteful?"

I saw a black guy raise his head and look at Al a little confused.

He turned his head and glanced at Wang gradually again.

Then he said, "It's so hi, it's so hi." ”

The other also looked up and asked Al, "Do you have tacos here?"

Al and the king gradually looked at each other, looking at each other.