Chapter 95: Perverted thinking
Shen Chenzhou didn't sell anything, his head leaned on the window glass, looked at Jin Nan in front of him, and said directly: "This trick, it's very simple to say, that's ......"
Shen Chenzhou's head suddenly moved forward, closer to Jin Nan, his eyes continued to look at her in a daze, and his raised fingers dangled in front of her eyes and pointed at her and said, "Deduction money!"
Before Jin Nan could figure it out, he heard him float his tongue again, and said vaguely: "From today on, if you make a mistake once, you will be deducted 100 yuan, and if you make a mistake twice, you will be deducted 500 yuan, and 3 times 1,000 yuan...... And so on. ”
Jin Nan's eyes widened, damn it, this is really a great trick!
She almost roared at this thing, but in the end, reason prevailed over emotion, and she endured the words of scolding her mother.
Jin Nan secretly gasped twice, gritted his teeth, and muttered with a pout: "If you continue to deduct it like this, according to my error rate in the past few days, at the end of the month, I will receive the money, and I will have to look for your money." ”
Shen Chenzhou shook his head and smiled: "So, not only am I not afraid of you making mistakes, but I also look forward to you making mistakes." ”
You're looking forward to it, my aunt and grandmother are not happy yet.
has been in the company for several years, and the time with Shen Chenzhou is not short, how high Shen Chenzhou's IQ is, Jin Nan will not know.
Fighting snakes is definitely only seven inches, and it is definitely the opponent's weakness to kill people with one move.
What is her weakness?
That's money, of course.
Su Zi and Shan Yu both said that she was an iron rooster, she loved money and was reluctant to spend it even if she earned money.
She loves money, but she only loves what she earns;
She is slamming the door, but she only picks at herself.
She is reluctant to spend, that is, she understands that the amount of money she earns is counted, and she often thinks more and farther, so it is inevitable that she will think twice when spending money.
Jin Nan was a little angry in her heart, Su Zi and Shan Wei said that she would forget it, after all, they were just moving their mouths, and they didn't get money from her.
But what about Shen Chenzhou's goods? This abacus is really ticking.
Oh, hoping that she made a series of mistakes, and then he deducted money in a row. When it came time to pay his salary, he not only didn't have to pay, but also got the money back.
not only took the money back, but also called her for this strong labor in vain.
Why do you want to take money from my aunt and grandmother, hum, hum, there is no door.
Jin Nan was really angry, and was thinking about scolding this guy to relieve her anger, but it happened that the driver came at this time, and she couldn't say anything more, so she could only swallow the words back.
The driver came over and nodded to Jin Nan with a smile, and then greeted Shen Chenzhou in the car, and then got into the driver's seat and skillfully started the car and drove the car out.
The car drove forward smoothly, the driver was Shen Chenzhou's old driver, after Jin Nan was promoted to the first-class secretary, the number of meetings with the driver increased, and after a few months of getting along, the two became familiar with each other.
Speaking of which, the three of them are no strangers, but the driver still adheres to his usual temperament, and he rarely talks and cherishes words like gold.
If you can do something in one word, you will never spit out the second word, and when you can not speak, you will definitely not say a word.
At the beginning, Jin Nan thought that the driver was a mute.
The driver was silent all the way, Shen Chenzhou leaned on his back for a long time and didn't make a sound, I don't know if he really fell asleep when he got drunk, or because he was not good enough to join a third person.
If they didn't say anything, Jin Nan would be quieter, not to mention that she was still angry in her heart at this time. So, ever since the car started, she kept looking out the window.
At this time, it is the time to get off work, and the road is full of people.
The car was moving at a constant speed, time passed slowly, and the anger in Jin Nan's heart dissipated silently.
After a while, Jin Nan seemed to suddenly wake up.
She turned her head and stared at Shen Chenzhou in a daze.
It was already dark, the light in the small car was dim, and Shen Chenzhou's head was tilted to the opposite side of her. For this reason, Jin Nan couldn't see the look on his face clearly at all.
I was already suspicious in my heart, and now I want to find the answer from his face, but I can't see it seriously. In this way, the doubts in my heart will inevitably be infinitely magnified.
Is this guy really drunk or fake?
Her social relationship couldn't be simpler, and Shen Chenzhou was the third to have close contact with a drunk man like this.
The other two are Father and Qiao Muyan.
My father didn't have much interest in alcohol, and for more than 20 years, she had seen a drunk father on ten fingers.
The deepest impression is that my father loves to sleep whenever he drinks too much, and if you don't call him, he can sleep continuously.
But before going to bed, that is, when the wine came up, my father would also talk to my mother for a while with drunken eyes, shaking her head and shaking her head.
There will also be questions and answers to her mother's questions, but the answers that come out are always boundless, and every time she and her mother will cry and laugh.
I don't like wine, Qiao Muyan is the same as his father.
It's just that you have to pour it if you don't like it, for the sake of performance, in order to climb up, you don't want to pour, okay?
When he first arrived at their company, Qiao Muyan was drunk and staggered every day when he entered the door. Fortunately, his inhibition is strong, and he rarely has a seizure outside, and he will stay home every time.
Qiao Muyan was almost as drunk as his father, and he would also talk to her endlessly, and most of those words were also whimsical.
Compared to speaking, Qiao Muyan prefers to hug her and kiss her violently, and then say something in her ear that she can't say on weekdays, and listen to the prodigal words that make her heart beat hot.
With the experience of his father and Qiao Muyan, Jin Nan can be regarded as knowing a thing or two about drunk men.
From the moment he saw Shen Chenzhou in the bar box, his demeanor, his demeanor, his words, and his father and Qiao Muyan seemed to be no big difference.
Shen Chenzhou has no image like this, will he be fake drunk?
Besides, as far as she knows, there is no big entertainment today, and he has no reason to fake drunk.
Was it just because of her request in the morning? made him angry and ran to borrow wine to relieve his anger?
Oh, it's not that she's humble, it's not that she's contemptuous, she's really not that important.
You're going to say he's really drunk......
Yes, my father and Qiao Muyan also asked and answered when they were drunk, but their words were confused, you asked the east, they said the west, you said to beat the dog, they said to catch the chicken, it was simply the donkey's lips not the horse's mouth.
But what about Shen Chenzhou? The memory is clear and not organized.
Originally, she thought that while he was drunk, she could get what she wanted.
The result?
The cheapness is not taken advantage of at all, and it was greatly killed by this product.
Tell me, which drunk person would be like him?
Really drunk? fake drunk?
Jin Nan really couldn't understand.
The car finally reached its destination and turned off. The driver got out of the driver's seat and helped the drunk Shen Chenzhou out of the car.
This time, Shen Chenzhou didn't have so much to do, and obediently let the driver help him go back.
Although the driver is also tall, five big and three thick, but as the old saying goes, a drunk person weighs a thousand pounds. No matter how strong a person is, it is not so easy.
Look at you, the two of them walked crookedly, not to mention, seeing that Shen Chenzhou was about to slide off the driver.
Jin Nan came down from the other side, saw this, slammed the car door shut, and hurriedly ran over and held Shen Chenzhou tightly with both hands.
The two worked together and finally brought Shen Chenzhou into the door. As soon as he entered the door, Shen Chenzhou dragged the driver and rushed into the toilet.
When Jin Nan rushed over, he saw Shen Chenzhou lying on the toilet and vomiting.
To tell the truth, this was the time when Jin Nan was most embarrassed when he saw Shen Chenzhou. At this moment, the doubts in her heart also dissipated.
If he pretended to be drunk, he would never have vomited in front of her, a subordinate, half-kneeling on the ground and holding the toilet.
As for him, he is drunk like this, and he can still think clearly and methodically when talking to her, and he can kill her into scum.
This can only be said that he is a pervert, and even his thinking and judgment are perverted to the point of anger between people and gods.
Hmph, every pervert really has his superiority, this is Shen Chenzhou's superiority.
After tossing for a long time, Shen Chenzhou finally vomited.
The driver helped him up, and Jin Nan handed over the water he had received: "Mr. Shen, rinse your mouth, your mouth will be more comfortable." ”
Shen Chenzhou was supported by the driver with one hand, and the other hand was on the washstand, squinting his eyes, glancing at her as if he was nothing, but he also obediently took the cup in her hand.
Looking at the cup in Shen Chenzhou's hand, Jin Nan became worried. She felt that the cup was too insecure, and the water in the cup was swayed out by him, and the cup almost fell out of his hand several times.
It's a pity that such a delicate cup is broken. Eventually, she took it back and brought the cup to his mouth herself.
After rinsing his mouth, Shen Chenzhou took the towel she handed over again, wiped his mouth indiscriminately, threw the towel on the pool surface, and then was picked up by the driver.
Jin Nan simply cleaned up the bathroom, and then followed out.
The driver had already put Shen Chenzhou on the bed, took off his shoes, and made him comfortable. Jin Nan went over and tore off the thin quilt and covered Shen Chenzhou.
Everything was done, and the driver looked at Jin Nan and asked, "Does Secretary Jin cook sobering soup?"
"Yes. ”
"Then help Mr. Shen cook a bowl and prepare it, Mr. Shen has this thing when he wants to drink it in the middle of the night." ”
"Good. ”
Shen Chenzhou's kitchen, Jin Nan is not the first time to enter. With the experience of the previous time, this time she didn't have much trouble, she found a few beans from the cupboard and made a bowl of mixed bean decanting soup.
To prevent it from getting cold, Jin Nan poured the prepared soup into an insulated ice bucket and took it into the bedroom.
Seeing that Shen Chenzhou was really fine, Jin Nan and the driver left.
After the whole room was completely quiet, Shen Chenzhou, who was originally asleep, turned up silently at the corners of his mouth, and the arc became bigger and bigger.