288. I feel that my IQ has been humiliated!
"Are you okay?"
Su Jinchuan looked at the man in black, frowned, and asked him.
There are no words on my face, what kind of eyes do you think I have?
"No... It's okay..."
The man in black opened his mouth, he just got up from the ground, and suddenly realized something, he let out an "oops" and pretended to fall again.
After all, he was a stranger, and he just fell from the roof, but he couldn't hurt him.
But he can't show his stuff in front of Su Jinchuan!
After all, he is an alien, and he suddenly appeared at Su Jinchuan's house, if the other party called the police, he couldn't explain it clearly!
The law on the supernatural formulated by Huaxia is still very strict, and the supernatural cannot endanger the lives of ordinary people, which is the bottom line!
Whoever touches the bottom line will be sanctioned!
"My bones seem to have broken..."The man in black looked at Su Jinchuan and showed a very miserable look.
“?”
When Su Jinchuan heard this, he immediately felt that he was quite capable of acting, obviously there was nothing to do, so he had to show that he was going to die and couldn't live, trying to win people's sympathy.
Isn't this consuming my love!
"Then call your mom and ask her to pick you up and take you to the hospital. Su Jinchuan spoke very calmly, the other party came to his house in the middle of the night to do some little tricks, and he was already very right if he didn't do it.
“???”
The man in black was choked speechless on the spot, what is the situation with this Nima, and now people are indifferent to each other like this?
Why are you going to help me call 120 to die?
And I won't let you pay for the emergency room.
It's really the best, and I don't give myself a step down at all!
"My mother is not at home, can you help me call 120?" asked weakly the man in black, it didn't matter if he was in a hurry or not, he mainly found a reason to slip away.
If you leave Su Jinchuan's house with such a swagger, it is easy to arouse suspicion!
"Then call your dad, if your dad is not at home, call your seven aunts and eight aunts. Su Jinchuan opened his mouth with a smile.
The man in black was speechless on the spot!
Gan Lin Niang!
You've got enough!
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, and the man in black didn't know how to face Su Jinchuan.
Su Jinchuan didn't care, he completely regarded him as a little fun in life.
"Su Jinchuan, who are you talking to?" Lin Junru walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower, she did not wear her own pajamas, but wore Su Jinchuan's shirt and shorts, and walked out of the room with a towel to wipe her hair.
After she saw the man in black lying in the courtyard, her obvious expression was stunned, "Who is he?"
Lin Junru looked at Su Jinchuan, and asked very suspiciously, the other party's night outfit doesn't look like a good person!
"He fell from the sky. Su Jinchuan looked at Lin Junru and said seriously.
"Su Jinchuan, I don't read much, don't lie to me! How can a person fall from the sky, you think that a person is a rocket, and he can still go to the sky!" Lin Junru glanced at him and said angrily.
Just the other party's words, elementary school students don't believe it!
Because he's not scientific!
"Why did I lie to you, he just fell from the sky, plopped, and then the man fell into the courtyard. Su Jinchuan explained very seriously, and he couldn't tell if he was saying this on purpose, or if he was teasing Lin Junru.
"I don't believe it, unless you have a video!" Lin Junru said confidently.
The two began to bicker on a daily basis.
The man in black feels that his situation is embarrassing and dead, can you two go home and talk about it, let's solve my problem first, OK??
But the two of them didn't pay much attention to him, as if he didn't exist.
"Old woman, who asked you to wear my clothes?" Lin Junru suddenly found that after the other party took a bath, he was actually wearing his own clothes.
"I'm not in a hurry to go out, I didn't bring any clothes... Don't be so stingy, I won't charge you this month's rent!"
Lin Junru opened her mouth pitifully, when she ran away from home, she only wore a pair of pajamas, and only stepped on a pair of splint slippers on her feet.
Walking from her own house to Su Jinchuan's house, she was sweating a little, so she had to throw her clothes in the washing machine and wash them, and temporarily put on Su Jinchuan's clothes.
"But you're too picky, right, and you're wearing my newly bought clothes. Su Jinchuan thinks that this woman really doesn't treat herself as an outsider!
"Hee-hee-hee. Lin Junru smiled playfully, don't say anything at this time, and it's over with her cute smile to fascinate the other party!
"Take off your clothes and give them back to me. Su Jinchuan rubbed his forehead and spoke speechlessly.
"If you don't take it off, you won't take it off!" Lin Junru said without showing weakness.
"What... Excuse me, who will call an ambulance for me..."The man in black is really in a hurry, what's going on with this family, can there be a normal one?"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.
"Is anyone at home, I'll deliver the food!" came the voice of the takeaway brother outside the door, living in Shanghai is like this, even at night, you can still order the freshest takeaway, and there are people to deliver it to your home.
"It's time for my supper!"
Lin Junru's eyes lit up when she heard the sound, and then she ran out on the splint slippers and took her supper back from the takeaway brother.
The takeaway brother finished the delivery and was about to turn around and leave, but at this time, Su Jinchuan stopped him.
He whispered in the other party's ear, and the other party glanced at the man in black lying in the courtyard and nodded.
"Hey, what are you two doing?!"
Su Jinchuan and the takeaway brother each drove each other's arms to carry the man in black out of the yard, and then left him out of the door.
The other party is a good actor, if you want to die, you can die outside, don't die in your own home!
"Thank you. Su Jinchuan smiled at the takeaway brother who helped and thanked him.
"You're welcome!" The takeaway brother also smiled, and then rode his battery car and left Su Jinchuan's house.
With the departure of the takeaway brother, Su Jinchuan didn't even look at the man in black, but went straight back to the house, and locked the gate of the courtyard inside.
Are people so realistic these days?
I don't even want to call an ambulance!
Are you afraid that I will slander you?
The man in black no longer pretended, he stood up from the ground, glanced at Su Jinchuan's house with a gloomy face, and then his figure flashed and disappeared directly.
Coming to Su Jinchuan's house today is a real lesson for myself!
He has already thought about it, although he failed his mission this time, but he also understood the situation at the other party's home, so he will withdraw today, and he is looking for an opportunity to fight with you another day!
Su Jinchuan in the courtyard, he laughed coldly after noticing the other party's departure.
The other party's inferior acting skills, how could he deceive himself, it's just that Su Jinchuan was in a good mood today, so he didn't choose to expose the other party, and he didn't want to startle the snake.
"Xiaochuan, come on!" Lin Junru's shout came from the room.
Su Jinchuan heard the sound and entered the room, if he was there, the group of people in black would not be able to make any waves.
Walking into the house, the table in the room was suddenly filled with supper by Lin Junru, with crayfish, barbecue and beer.
"Lin Junru, where did you get the money to order takeout?" Su Jinchuan withdrew his gaze from the supper, and then looked at Lin Junru and asked.
"Take out with your money!" Lin Junru put on disposable food gloves, she peeled the crayfish very skillfully, and said with a smile.
"Mine?" Su Jinchuan was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't understand the meaning of the other party's words.
When Lin Junru heard this, she picked up Su Jinchuan's mobile phone on the table and shook it in front of the other party.
"Do you know the payment password of my online banking?" Su Jinchuan wondered, he didn't tell the other party this in his impression!
"Well, 123456, the elderly don't like to use this. Lin Junru smiled slyly and said.
"You really don't think of yourself as an outsider..."Su Jinchuan shook his head with a wry smile and sat down on the other side of the table.
"I'm sorry, people are so hungry, I didn't consult you in advance, I used your mobile phone to order food, and another day I will "make a comeback" and give you ten times the money!"
Lin Junru opened her mouth very proudly, and between the words, she dipped the freshly peeled crayfish in the soup and handed it to Su Jinchuan's mouth very flatteringly.
"Not as an example. Su Jinchuan didn't eat the lobster meat she handed over, but opened her mouth seriously, Lin Junru, this woman was heartless, she didn't care, but filled the shrimp meat into her mouth and chewed it with great enjoyment.
The crayfish is so delicious!
When Lin Junru ate crayfish, she didn't mutter about losing weight!
Oh, that's the woman.
Eternal duplicity.
"Lin Junru, I want to discuss something with you. Su Jinchuan looked at Lin Junru and suddenly spoke very seriously.
"What's the matter? As long as you Su Jinchuan speaks, even if it is a test of friendship like borrowing money, I, Lin Junru, will not shirk!" Lin Junru opened his mouth very righteously, after all, people, walking the rivers and lakes is not the word righteousness!
"I want to buy your house. Su Jinchuan smiled and said this unbelievable thing to Lin Junru.
Sure enough, when the other party heard her words, his eyes immediately looked at him in surprise.
"Where did you get so much money?" Lin Junru put down the crayfish in his hand, and was not in the mood to eat them, but asked Su Jinchuan very seriously.
Her family's house is now 100,000 square meters, where did Su Jinchuan get so much money to buy a house?
Did you buy a lottery ticket and win?
It's impossible, this kind of thing is a lottery, to put it bluntly, it's a thing to harvest IQ tax, even if it really wins, Lin Junru also thinks that Su Jinchuan doesn't have this kind of luck against the sky!
"Don't worry about this, you just say you sell it or not?" Su Jinchuan didn't tell the other party, he casually sold an iron pot, and directly made five million, he knew that even if he said it, he wouldn't believe it according to the other party's character.
"Sell, of course, but you have to tell me where the money came from?" Lin Junru stroked the hair in front of her forehead, and then asked with a smile.
As long as the other party's money is clean, Lin Junru is still happy to sell the house to him, after all, in her impression, Su Jinchuan has been in Shanghai for some years, and he should have a house of his own.
Lin Junru only admires one kind of person in her life, that is, young people who can buy a house independently in a city like Shanghai by their own efforts.
Although it is true that the aura has revived at this stage, even if you are powerful, you must always have a place to live, right?
You can't live in a tree as a family!
Therefore, the essence of society has not changed essentially.
What will evolve into the future, Lin Junru doesn't know, but no matter what the future holds, her hobby of waxing the house book will never be lost!
"I sold a pot and made five million. Su Jinchuan didn't hide it from the other party, and spoke directly and truthfully, as for whether the other party believed it or not, it was her business.
There is no need for him to hide Lin Junru, let alone lie and deceive her, Su Jinchuan is from here after all, he knows very well that if he tells a lie, he will use ten lies to complete this lie in the future.
The road is simple, and no routine is the biggest routine.
"Su Jinchuan, I advise you to be kind, your house is a golden pot, and it can be sold for five million ???"
Lin Junru felt that Su Jinchuan was pulling calves with herself!
What pot sells for five million?
I don't read much, you can't lie to me like that!
I feel like my IQ has been humiliated!