Chapter 11: The Scourge of Bloodlight
Chen Fan patted Gou Dan and said: "Believe in yourself, you can, you have to write it, think about how cool it is, a 100 million movie, the script you wrote, then you can continue to certify well-known film and television screenwriters, and work hard to certify a national first-class screenwriter,"
"It's kind of interesting, but don't you have a script?" asked Gou Dan suspiciously.
"Yes, of course, I just want to get a double insurance, in case your script is better, don't I want to give you some work, and are you really willing to shoot the counselor's ass?
I'm still afraid that you won't be able to slap ass, shoot hard, shoot a fart to stink at most, you have to use too much force, shoot people out of an anal fissure, what can you do with squirting, remember, you can do it, brother knows your level. ”
Gou Dan thought for a while, and suddenly tilted his head to look at Chen Fan and asked: "Should you also invite a co-director and co-screenwriter, right?" Awesome, Xiaofan, I just said that your grandson was the reincarnation of the turtle prince of Yihong Courtyard in his last life, and he was born to pimp, you used to say that I hurt you, okay, I'll try to write, I'll go back to write first, forget it, I don't feel it when I go back to the dormitory."
I'm not big or small now, and I'm also a gold medal screenwriter for 100 million movies, and I'm going to open a five-star hotel suite, where I write about my feelings, which is also in line with my identity. ”
Chen Fan·····
This guy really wants to play a play, but Chen Fan basically doesn't doubt his writing.
This guy has been familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics since he was a child, according to what he said, when he was a child, there was no entertainment except for herding sheep, and reading became his only hobby.
In junior high school, he won the first prize in the essay competition for middle school students held by the province, and he was rewarded with a prize of 3,000 yuan.
He is a good drinker, very good at drinking, he likes to drink, he thinks that the wine he bought for 3,000 yuan is not strong enough, and then he published articles in newspapers and magazines, and he has successively received several thousand yuan in manuscript fees, and he has bought wine and drank it.
When he was in high school, he participated in a national poetry contest and won the prize, but this time he had to take a car to the imperial capital to receive the award, and everything looked good.
But when he arrived in the imperial capital, after communicating with the group of players and guests, Gou Dan drank a small bottle of Erguotou before going on stage, he could drink wine, and one person could drink three catties.
After drinking only two taels of wine that day, he went on stage, and said into the microphone: "I came here from the prairie, and the feeling I gave was that I was still sincere in herding sheep."
Look at this group of sanctimonious people sitting in the audience, all pretending to be elegant, and we literati can't move around our literati to hang on their lips, literati are fart, how many of you present are literate.
A group of turtle grandchildren, who were polite to me on the surface, actually laughed at my appearance in private, and laughed at the lack of aura in writing, you look at your crooked melons and cracked faces, sitting there with a shiny face full of anger, and said me.
At least I'm not as sanctimonious and hypocritical as you, belittling people behind your back, judging people by their appearance, not knowing how to pretend to understand, just now I asked who has read the famous American poet He Mi Porridge Rashid's {The Birth of a Piece of}, you actually said that you know this book, the title of this book is given to you, this award, you keep it for yourself, I don't like it. ”
That's it, I was on the news back then, but it belongs to a niche circle, and that contest is not a very important award, that is, a newspaper invites writers from all over the country who are a little well-known and famous to gather, and basically everyone has an award.
Since then, Gou Dan has been spraying with that group of people on the Internet, and Gou Dan also wrote several short stories to satirize this group of people, and then Gou Dan felt that he was going to be a director and show the faces of this group of people on the big screen. I applied for the gold art exam.
At that time, he applied for the Jin Yicai Wonderful, because he felt that the salted duck and roast duck in Jinhai City were better than those in the imperial capital, and he thought that he had been in college for four years, so he must choose a place he liked to take with him.
His family didn't object to him, mainly because Gou Dan had a good academic performance at that time, and there was a good way out for cultural students, but his family felt that the baby was too big, so they let him toss, and he didn't come back to herd sheep if he didn't mix.
He really has 30,000 sheep at home, say rich, really rich, but he and his family are not like rich people, his parents are still herding sheep every day, living on the prairie.
Chen Fan has read Gou Dan's article, and the writing is actually very good, but he seems to be the kind of person who has no goal, and he wants to be in one place, he is the only one in the whole school, and everyone thinks he is a freak and thinks that there is something wrong with this person's head.
He has talent, and he also has talent, but he has a strange personality, he came to Jin Yi only to know that the school's directing department can't film, and he was angry and persuaded people not to come to this school to learn directing, so he was criticized by the teacher, and said so more than once.
He sometimes hates it, for example, he vaguely knows what Chen Fan has just now, but he thinks that Chen Fan must be okay, because he always feels that Chen Fan has changed and become much more interesting, he likes the current Chen Fan, just be interesting, Gou Dan even wondered if Chen Fan was pierced by someone's soul, his brain hole has always been very big, and he also wanted to use electricity to call himself to see if he could wear his soul.
Such a person seems to be out of place in this world, he likes to drink, likes to fall in love, but he doesn't fall in love, he says that he doesn't look down on these vulgar fans, and he wants to wait for a woman who can get him drunk and sleep to get married.
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Li Zhiling saw Chen Fan and waved to him: "Classmate Chen Fan, we are going to have a graduation farewell dinner in the evening, do you want to attend?"
Looking at Li Zhiling with a sweet smile on her face, Chen Fan thought for a while and said: "The fortune teller said that I may have a bloody disaster tonight, I want to see if he is accurate, but your appearance, I feel that he may be a liar, so I won't go tonight." ”
Li Chiling???
There's something wrong with this person, right? Have you been with Gou Dan for a long time, what kind of bloody disaster?
Chen Fan was too lazy to take care of her, the one before his death probably saw that people were good-looking, and after saying hello to him a few times, he felt that people liked him, and he wanted to take the initiative to break through a layer and confess.
As a result, there was a big joke and it became a joke of the whole school, Chen Fan was not even a spare tire for others, a jack was not counted, he couldn't be used to change the channel, at most it was a tripod, she could only watch from a distance, and she had to remind others not to hurt her at all times.
Only a little boy will think that the goddess is sacred, men, when I grow up, I will know that I have put on the hand, I am the gunner, the cost of love is between three hundred and one bells to eight hundred and one bells, and the goddess has a maximum price increase of three thousand.
Now the task is how to attract investment, how to make money, and how to achieve what you want.
made a phone call to Wang Tian, and after the other party connected, he said, "Say, what's the matter." ”
Hearing that the other party was a little impatient and contemptuous, Chen Fan said into the microphone: "Find me an office building in Jinling, I want to work, just one floor, it must be fully decorated, and the office equipment must be complete, by the way, the water and electricity bills and property fees will be paid for me, remember to talk to me next time pay attention to the tone, and do it as soon as possible, otherwise I will not be able to think about it, and I will die headlong, and you will be dedicated of love for 600 million." ”
"Do you know who you're talking to?" Wang Tian said in a cold tone.
"Do you know who you're talking to?" Chen Fan asked in a cold tone.
The phone didn't hang up, it was very quiet, Wang Tian gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words: "What location, what are the requirements." ”
"Closer to our school, the office building should have more beauties, I see beautiful women in a good mood, a good mood will live a long life, office supplies in accordance with the standards of the 3A company, by the way, prepare a rest area for me, a water bar area, a fitness area, and, my office should have a darkroom, there should be a bed and a bathroom in the darkroom, it is best to make a mini golf in my office that you successful people love to play, I have nothing to play golf." ”
Wang Tian hung up the phone, slammed the phone on the wall, got up and scolded with his hands on his waist: "Grass! What the hell, the one who owes money has become an uncle, grass!"
After being angry, he picked up the landline and dialed the secretary's phone and said: "See if the company has any idle or expired office floors at Jinyi Art School, find it for me, the sooner the better, the decoration is in accordance with the decoration of the 3A company, by the way, the office is decorated according to my office specifications, and it is hanged." ”
Wang Tian is bitter and can't say it, President Xia doesn't let himself make a big deal and let himself follow Chen Fan, the main thing is that President Xia and Wang Tian know that this matter can't be made big, and there is still a person at stake here.
Grass!
Wang Tian kicked the office chair fiercely, he didn't have this kind of anger, but being commanded like this by a stinky boy who had nothing, he was very unhappy in his heart, he owed Lao Tzu 600 million, and he still had to let Lao Tzu do something for him, something!
Depend on!