Chen Fan knew that he would definitely be stopped by this group of people when he came out, Jiang Xiangshu, one of the thousand doors, and the immortal jump also belonged to the beauty bureau of one of the thousand gates, but stealing did not belong to the thousand doors in the strict sense, because the thousand doors paid attention to deceiving with their brains and mouths, that is, setting up a bureau, and later everyone hated the thousand doors to the bone, and basically divided all the bad ones into the thousand gates.

In the process of Jiang physiognomy, those who read palmistry were spurned by those who looked at their faces, thinking that they were pediatrics, and those who could set the table looked down on those who sat on the roadside to look at the faces, so why did they set the table?

Jiang Xiangshu has a saying that if you ask about it, you will have it. If it is not mediocre, there must be something.

This sentence is very easy to understand, if you go to ask someone to look at feng shui, look at the face, etc., you will take the initiative to tell others what is on your mind, and they will push the boat to you according to the answer you want.

In fact, the earliest psychiatrists were Jiang Xiangshu, who knew that you had something on their minds and helped you resolve them, but then they became more and more crooked, and they became crooked.

For example, there is a fortune teller who is called a half-immortal, what is going on? This gentleman is very accurate in the examination of children, as long as you are 20, you are not allowed to come back and return the money to you, yes, you are coming back to give him 80, for example, if you test a child this year's college entrance examination, he must take a book.

A hundred people came to ask, five people really took a book, I thought that this gentleman was really accurate, go back and give more than eighty, and then pass ten, ten to hundred, as for those who did not take the test, they thought about it for twenty yuan, and they couldn't find it, knowing that this person was a liar.

Probability, there is also a set in advance, to tell fortunes, nothing more than have something on their minds, such as these small horses sitting on the side of the road fortune tellers, every day through this street there are 18,000 people, from the hospital in and out of 1,800 people, why choose to practice stalls at the entrance of the hospital?

Because there are the most people who have things to do here, either life or death, or accidental hospitalization, etc., a thousand people, a stall owner shouts to stop a person, it is a profitable business, the person who is shouted, directly look at the complexion, if the face is full of red light, basically nothing to worry about, what is the red face is full of red light? It is to look happy, the so-called depressed face is commonly known as the bitter face, the brows are tightly locked, and the face is gloomy, this is a very unhappy thing.

According to these physical characteristics, you can push, once the person who is shouted sits down, the fortune teller begins to talk, what do you want to ask? Ask the child, nothing more than academics, love, career, ask the elderly, nothing more than health, ask the other half, nothing more than divorce, these are all in the routine.

There are also those young couples, who are the most likely to be deceived, such as a young couple going to fortune telling, whether it is suitable or not, will they be together forever, directly tell them that they will be together, how many children will they have, how beautiful it will be in the future, etc., but if one of the couples has calculated it and goes back and calculates it again, it is ironclad to determine whether they can be together, and the basic mind is to want to divide it.

At this time, the fortune teller will say: "Your other half is here just now, I can't say it, you are not suitable, etc." ”

Understood, it's a cliché, by the way, let yourself step by step into the routine that others have done in advance, and there is another kind of that is to count your previous life, this kind of nonsense is the most nonsense, because this kind of doesn't even have technical content, but that's it, or many people will believe it.

For example, telephone scams, everyone knows that they are scammers, why are they still deceived? Because of the hit rate, if you make 500 calls a day, as long as you win one, you will earn.

Why should you be invited if you can read Feng Shui, because there is really something, what is it? Climatology and geography need to know a little.

Chen Fan was stopped by that uncle, Chen Fan was basically in the rivers and lakes before he crossed over, after all, he was helpless, and he saw a lot of this kind of thing.

Chen Fan went over and sat on the maza opposite the uncle, who looked at Chen Fan and was neither happy nor angry.

"What is a young man?" asked the uncle tentatively.

"Whatever. As soon as Chen Fan's words came out, he was generally not a master who came to smash the field, or in the eyes of these fortune tellers, he was a bastard and had nothing to do.

"You can't calculate it, it's too much, you give me a direction, I'll help you calculate, what year and month are you, what's your surname, I'll help you calculate the fortune." The uncle continued.

Chen Fan glanced at the old man, shook his head and sighed and said: "Don't open your mouth, open your mouth and raise a certain amount, the two of us meet is also a creation, you, children are not filial, having a daughter is equal to nothing, and a daughter-in-law is not good to you, looking at your face before the age of twenty, there was a hurdle before the age of twenty, and it almost killed you, I didn't fall you to death, it is considered your life."

You are a rich and noble life, and it is strange that your parents were too accustomed to you when they were young, and they used you to bad things, and suppressed your great wealth and fortune, but your grandson has a good life, and your luck has been transferred to your grandson, and when you are old, it is also considered a blessing for the elderly, but your grandson is too young, surrounded by a bad qi, and you need to break the evil qi to maintain your luck.

Forget it, you can do it yourself, I still have something to do. After Chen Fan finished speaking, he got up and was about to leave, but the old man suddenly got up and stopped Chen Fan and said: "You are saying a few more words, you are a master, you know my family affairs without asking, little master, you are a master." ”

"I'm sorry, don't tell your fortune, don't believe in feudal superstition, believe in science, I'm leaving, by the way, your grandson is still young, don't give him porridge all day long, drink more milk and eat some eggs, otherwise he will be weak." ”

This sentence completely made the old man uncalm, and pulled Chen Fan and said: "Little master, you have said it, you and I are destined, you can help me calculate, how to crack it." ”

"No, there are some things I said that I want to damage my yin morality, besides, I still have to go to work, if I don't go to work, I will be deducted from my salary today, the master told me since I was a child not to show people around, unless I meet someone who really needs help, let's talk about it next time we meet. ”

"Don't go, little master, how much is your daily salary, I will compensate you, please help me calculate, help my grandson to resolve it, you are also a good person, do a good deed every day, I am the one who needs help, I beg you, for the sake of my age." The uncle grabbed Chen Fan's hand expectantly.

Chen Fan looked entangled, and finally sighed and said: "Forget it, for the sake of your grandson, I'll make an exception, you give me five hundred, if not, forget it, I'm in a hurry." ”

"Here you go, five hundred, little master, please take a seat. The uncle took out five hundred yuan from his pocket and said.

Chen Fan took the five hundred, looked at the uncle and said: "You, don't come here in the future, what kind of place is this? Hospital, what's around? It's all shroud shops and wreath shops, it's too bad here, do you say that your luck is not as good as a day after setting up a stall, is it a day after arguing at home, think about it." ”

"Yes, yes, little master, what should I do?" the old man asked hurriedly.

Chen Fan glanced at him and said: "You, quit smoking and drinking, your life belongs to wood, tobacco and alcohol have fire, you are burning your life and luck, take a bath and wash frequently, moisten the wood, you can make your luck come back, you come back, your grandson will come back luck, because your grandson and you are connected to the same fate."

Clean your home frequently, remove the dirt at home, find a serious thing to do, such as being a security guard at your age, watching the door, or opening a fruit shop or something by yourself, feel better for your family, no matter how angry your children are with you, you will greet you with a smile, your children have too much bad luck contaminated with you, and the bell must be tied to the bell.

You know what I mean, you bring your good luck to your children, help them eliminate bad luck, bring luck, you persist for three or five months, there will be improvement, but you have to keep persisting, and it's okay Don't read these Five Elements Gossip Books, I'll write you a few book lists, you go to read these books, after reading them, you can also recover your talent, you have the ability to do things in your last life, and you have made people in this life.

It is not harmful for you to go to the grave to worship your parents, as soon as your parents leave, will you start to go downhill, how long have you not been to worship? ”

The old man nodded frequently when he listened, Chen Fan collected five hundred yuan, looking at the old man is too easy to calculate, there is a scar of stitches, very deep, it is estimated that he fell in his early years, most people fall and are basically young, and if they are bold and not afraid of anything, they will easily hurt their bodies.

Look at his hand again to know that he has never sat in rough work and tired work, like this, he can run to tell fortunes, he basically used to have no worries about food and clothing, but he didn't have anything serious, and it can be inferred that he was a gnawing old man when he was young.