☆、0517_ seems to have seen

"Wait, I seem to remember. "I'm not sure if it's March 27, but two years ago it was about March and April, and one night I wanted to eat barbecue, but I didn't see a barbecue stall when I got here, I only saw a strange woman standing in the place where it should be a barbecue stall, holding a ...... I didn't see it, but it was probably such a big thing anyway. ”

He gestured to the size of an incense burner, and continued: "The woman herself said, 'I bought it, how much does it cost,' then took out a few bills and handed them forward, let go, and the bills floated to the ground. Then the woman walked away with the thing in her arms. I thought I was mentally ill, but when I turned my head, the money that had floated to the ground was gone. In the seconds I had turned to look at the woman and then back again, the bills were gone, not a single one...... Wait a while, I thought I had hit a ghost at the time, and I was scared into a cold sweat, and I told someone, wait for me to check the information,"

He rummaged through the message log for a while: "It should be...... There it is, March 272:05 ......"

"Well, I remember when you said that," said the barbecue uncle, "did you scare me the next day that my stall was haunted?"

Potato Skewer Youth: "I'm not scaring you, the situation was really weird at that time." ”

"Come on," said another guest who had just been given the barbecue, "at nine o'clock in the evening, there are still people coming and going, why are you alone?"

Potato Skewer Youth: "Don't say it, I was really the only one that day." Can you imagine the horror, I found out that I was hitting a ghost, and I looked around and said, Mom, the only person besides me was the woman who wasn't normal, and I didn't know if she was human. I was so scared that I literally ran home. ”

Many people booed him: "Edit, continue to edit." ”

Potato skewer youth: "Tsk, forget it if you don't believe it." But girl, no, you must believe it, brother, right? You came to ask that day, it must have been abnormal that day, right?"

I'm not a sister and I don't want to be your brother: "So you didn't see what I said?"

Potato Skewer Youth: "Uh...... Not...... But I think the woman who doesn't know if it's a human or a ghost is holding something in her hand that looks a lot like the bits and pieces you said. Like a water cup or something. ”

The crowd booed him again: "I want to make it a little rounder." It's so embarrassing to hit it so hard. ”

Potato Skewer Youth: "Go, go, you know an egg." ”

☆、0518_comprehend the spirit

Me: "Did you take a picture?"

Potato Skewer Youth: "No ......"

Don't many people like to shoot everything, and share it all over the world? Don't even forget to take pictures and videos to share at the moment of life and death, and you say you didn't take pictures? As the saying goes, there is no truth without a picture, how can you make me believe that what you say is true?

Potato Skewer Youth: "What I said is really true. ”

The crowd coaxed: "Take out the evidence." ”

Potato Skewer Youth: "Isn't this news enough evidence? The date was said by this brother first, and now the date of this news is exactly the same as what he said, is it a coincidence?"

Me: "Maybe you changed the date." ”

Crowd: "Yes, you just flipped through the message for so long, who knows if you have done anything." ”

Potato skewer youth: "What can I do? As soon as I learned music, I often made mistakes in the normal use of ordinary software, what can I change, ouch, I was wronged." ”

"I can attest to the fact that he studied music. Uncle Barbecue said.

Potato skewer youth: "Look, there are still reasonable people." ”

The reasonable barbecue uncle said: "But there is no necessary connection between learning music and not using software." ”

Crowd: "Very reasonable, indeed. ”

"I ......" the besieged potato skewer youth stared at me hard, "Brother, do you believe me?"

Me: "It's been less than half an hour since we met. It's hard for me to trust strangers. ”

Masses: "Yes, we should be defensive." Strangers are not to be trusted. Strangers with other plans are even less credible. ”

Potato Skewer Youth: "Looks like I'm going to make a big move." Who has pen and paper? Lend me a pen. ”

Although everyone didn't know what he wanted to do, they still actively put together a set for him. There were a lot of people who came to eat barbecue in the evening, so everyone gathered around the barbecue stall to watch the excitement, and ate one string after another barbecue by the way, and enthusiastically wrapped me and Maoqiu's share.

"Cats can't eat such a strong taste. An aunt persuaded.

Me: "This cat has eaten the elixir." You can eat the same food as humans. "The elixir is the name given to the pill of the cultivation realm by the mortal realm. In addition, both of the sentences I said are true, but in fact there is no causal relationship between the two sentences.

"Huh, and this elixir?" exclaimed a girl, "I also have a cat, can I eat it, where can I buy it?"

Me: "I got it from the Yunxia Sect. In the next task in the Yunxia Sect office, he said that he wanted his pet to eat and drink with him, and they would provide it. However, this is a mission-oriented nature, and it is definitely much more expensive than buying directly, but I don't know where to buy it directly. ”

The Yunxia Sect does provide this kind of elixir, and every sect with Dan cultivation can provide some strange by-product pills, but because it is a by-product, and because it is purely artificially refined, the output is very low, and it cannot be sold in large quantities, and many types are not known to outsiders.

However, one can comprehend a spirit: the needs that mortals can think of, the cultivation realm basically has something that can be solved, which is nothing more than the difference in the degree of difficulty of obtaining, and the difference between the perfect solution and the difference between the solution of the concept and the solution of the concept of stealing. Even including washing the soulless root into a single spirit root, but the price is basically no one can afford it.

Girl: "Can you tell me how much you spent?"

Me: "A medium-grade spirit stone plus more than thirty low-grade spirit stones." ”

"Ah...... It's really expensive," girl, "do you have to have spirit stones?"

☆、0519_Do business

Hiss...... Girl, your question is very connotative...... Even according to the official price, a medium-grade spirit stone is more than one million mortal coins, and more than thirty low-grade spirit stones are more than three hundred thousand. If you can use spirit stones, are you going to spend more than 1.3 million to strengthen your cat's digestive system?

Me: "I don't know, but even if you can use mortal coins, it's impossible to let the official price go, right?" The official price has always been used by squeezing fool monks to exchange spirit stones for mortal coins, and the reverse is exchanged for luck. Lower-grade spirit stones can really encounter luck occasionally, but middle-grade spirit stones basically don't need to be counted on in the mortal world.

Sister: "You said that if I go directly to the Yunxia Sect office, the consultation fee will be very high?"

Me: "It depends on how you define it, but it's definitely cheaper than talking to a big lawyer in the mortal world." ”

Girl: "Huh, is Yunxia Sect so close to the people?"

The people are for better blackmail, and if you don't lower your vigilance first, how can you spit out all the information about how many times you wet the bed when you were a child?

Me: "If you entrust a task, there is no additional charge for the consultation related to the task, if you consult for a long time and finally decide not to entrust the task, you have to pay a certain consulting fee, the specific amount depends on the content of your consultation, but generally mortal consultation, pay Lingzhu can be." ”

Relatively speaking, the spirit bead is the relatively easy to obtain the currency of the cultivation realm in the mortal world, the official price is one spirit bead for one hundred mortal coins, and the reverse exchange usually does not exceed two hundred mortal coins, unlike the lower grade spirit stones, which are often turned over dozens or hundreds of times, and the starting price of the middle grade spirit stones after the surprise appearance has never been hundreds or thousands of times the official price, and the top grade spirit stones ...... The number of times the top-grade spirit stone has been traded in the history of the mortal world is a single digit, and there is no discussion value.

Girl: "How many spirit beads are usually used as a base?"

Me: "Ask how to sell the elixir that transforms the digestive system of cats, and this kind of question is enough." Even if you give a hundred mortal coins directly, the staff of the office will not have an opinion. ”

Girl: "Are you sure?"

I am familiar with the rules, do you say I'm really not sure?I nodded: "The office originally had the function of a store, and some things that the immortals could not use and were not suitable for putting in the mortal world store because the production was too small, and there were also some things with an experimental nature, all of which were sold in the office. It's just that most people don't dare to go directly to the office of the Xiuzhen Sect to ask about this, and the things sold by the office are very uncertain, such as what I bought there today, and if you ask tomorrow, it may not be there. It takes a lot of fate to get exactly what you need. ”

Girl: "Then, is there any such cat elixir?"

Me: "I don't know, I ate with my cat two years ago." ”

"Ah......" the girl was disappointed.

Me: "Time is not a problem, it's just two years, and for immortals, it's no different than two days." ”

Girl: "Yes, I'm now, oh, I'll ask tomorrow." ”

Me: "It's okay now, the schedules of immortals are not as regular as those of mortals." ”

Girl: "No, I need to prepare for the night and make a deal with the immortals, I'm a little nervous." ”

Oh, I don't have anything to comfort you with.

☆、0520_draw

The previous aunt shook her head and walked away halfway through listening to our conversation, probably because she couldn't listen to our kind of loser conversation.

Wait, I'm wronged, I just put the cost of the information I entrusted to the mission to check the information on the pill, in fact, the kind of pill that transforms the digestive system of mortal beasts...... I don't know what the price is, but it shouldn't be possible to use a medium-grade spirit stone, at most a few low-grade spirit stones are about the same. Unless it is specially opened for refining once, the cost is not the money for the pill, but the labor fee for asking the Dan Xiu to help.

Dan Xiu often set prices for pills very casually. For example, if you are in a bad mood and make a mess of refining a useless prank elixir, maybe you can sell it at the cost price of pure materials, or you can simply give it away for nothing. But if someone specifically asks him to refine this useless elixir, he will put out the furnace fee first. Then calculate the time cost, and then calculate the material handling fee...... What, the purchase price of the material itself? That fraction can be erased, but it is only a fraction anyway.

Therefore, at what price this girl will buy the pill really depends on luck. If the office happens to have inventory, maybe a few spirit beads can be bought, but if there is no inventory, this girl is in a hurry, and the office helps to entrust the monk to specialize in refining, if you bump into a monk who is in a bad mood, then this cost, I'm afraid it really needs a medium-grade spirit stone.

- Book first, wait for the opportunity, this trick is not good for the monks to grasp the time, because it may take hundreds of years to wait, and the monks live without knowing the day, regardless of the passage of time, how can mortals wait?

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"Look, that's what the female ghost looks like!" the young man drew a sketch of the man on the skewers...... It's not like Chaidu......

However, the painting itself is good, quite realistic, and the sticky notes and pen do not hide its expressiveness. Are you studying music and painting at the same time?

"What a painting? Some people were dissatisfied, "The bag is so tight from head to toe, where do you see that this is a woman?"

Potato skewer youth: "Nonsense, can this curve still be a man?"

Crowd: "Where did you get the curves? Are you scratching or are your eyes so distorted?"

The man in the painting of the young man on the potato skewer is wearing a wide robe, the kind with a hood, the kind worn by the evil wizard in the wizard story when he does bad things, except for the finger that holds the money and passes it forward, so that it is impossible to tell if it is a person or not.

The problem is that she didn't wear it the night she got the incense burner. Sun Zhongsi's eldest lady tastes so that she won't let the girl she loves not even wear a decent set of clothes after a night of love with her.

- What woke up to find that the object of the love affair had sneaked away, nonsense. It was Chai Du who was poisoned by the medicine, Chai Du who was weaker, and Chai Du who was destroyed in bed. No matter how you think about it, she can't wake up before Sun Zhongsi, and she doesn't have the strength to complete the 'sneaking' work when she wakes up, Miss Sun can't sleep like a dead pig, and her bodyguards are not white-collar salaries.