Chapter 693: Turtle Sun? (Asking for Recommendation Votes, Asking for Subscriptions)
"Then there's no way, anyway, this computer is yours, even if a little secret is discovered, I can say that it has nothing to do with you. "The old man began to break the jar and break it.
Cao Wei couldn't easily exonerate the old man, and said, "No, you have to help me, or I'll slander you in the game world." ”
"Do you kid want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!" the old man was very angry.
Cao Wei said: "You forced me, if you are willing to help me, we can still advance and retreat together." ”
"Fart! It's clear you're pushing me. The old man was annoyed.
Cao Wei said with a smile: "Old man, I believe that girl is definitely not your opponent. ”
"It's not my opponent, it's just that the girl comes every day, every night, and disturbs my private life. The old man said angrily.
Cao Wei thought for a while and said: "Otherwise, I will call a few people to come and watch the door at night, and let her come during the day and have fun for you." ”
"That's fine, but are you sure this girl is here during the day?" said the old man.
Cao Wei said with a smile: "I guess this girl must be a certain enterprise or department, and the spy sent to steal the core secrets of the Three Kingdoms Simulator will definitely not give up easily before getting the core secrets." “
"Disciple, didn't you sell all those core secrets for money, why did you send someone to keep an eye on your computer?" the old man looked confused.
Cao Wei said: "It's not that you and I don't know that those files are useless at all, at most it is to make a game with the same gameplay as the Three Kingdoms Simulator, and the effect is worlds apart." ”
"Alas... It seems that there will be no stable life in the future. The old man complained.
Cao Wei said: "Since you agreed, old man, I won't dismantle those pinhole cameras, so as not to startle the snake." ”
"No problem. The old man nodded.
Cao Wei continued: "By the way, old man, I have been envious of the lack of core technology recently, I wonder if you can help me, old man?"
"Hehe, you kid want to take a shortcut again, don't you?" the old man looked at Cao Wei evilly.
Cao Wei hurriedly argued: "How can this be called a shortcut, I am obviously looking for benefits for the masses." ”
"Okay, that's enough, I don't know what's going on in your kid's mind. The old man looked impatient and told Cao Wei to shut up.
Cao Wei looked at the old man with a smile.
The old man reached into his trouser pocket, fumbled a few times, and dug it out.
Immediately took out a small pill.
Cao Wei looked at the old man puzzled: "What is this?"
"You'll know when you eat it, the taste is absolutely delicious, and it's hot, so swallow it while it's hot." The old man handed it over.
Cao Wei squinted his eyes and took a closer look.
It's a black pill.
It's still hot.
It smells a little weird though.
With a slight sour smell.
It's a little hard to swallow.
"Old man, are you sure this is an internal medicine?"
"Of course I'm sure!" As soon as the old man finished speaking, he forced the pill into Cao Wei's mouth.
Cao Wei swallowed it unexpectedly.
I just feel very uncomfortable in my mouth.
It's like eating some strange expired food.
"You, you, you... It's too much. Cao Wei, I pointed at the old man and said.
The old man smiled and said, "My good apprentice, you can't blame me for this, I'm doing this for your good, otherwise I wouldn't have given you medicine." ”
"I hate you!" Cao Wei said very tragically.
Suddenly, a prompt sound appeared in my head.
"Congratulations to the host for taking the bath pill, reaching 5,000 points, and opening the hidden shop. ”
"Wait a minute, rubbing the bath pills?" Cao Wei was stunned.
Didn't go to the system store.
His mouth moved, and he asked, "What are bath rubbing pills?"
"It's just a bath pill. The old man did not answer carefully.
The system said honestly: "As the name suggests, it comes from Jigong." ”
"Damn! Lao Tzu will kill you. Cao Wei exclaimed.
The old man turned and ran.
The two chased in the city for more than ten minutes.
Cao Wei finally grabbed the old man, pressed him to the ground, and brutally abused him for half an hour, only then did he get rid of the annoyance in his heart.
The System Mall is opened.
There are dozens of things hanging on the mall.
There are also various classifications.
At a glance, people can emotionally see where the things they need are.
Of course, the redemption conditions of this mall are very simple.
You only need to chase the investment to buy magical items directly.
"Old man, didn't you say that money is like dung? Why is this still charging?" Cao Wei complained.
The old man got up from the ground and said with a smile: "Don't you all say in this world that oxygen gold can become stronger?"
"Fart, am I the kind of person who likes oxygen gold?" Cao Wei shouted disdainfully.
The old man said, "Anyway, I have listed the prices for you, and it is your business whether to buy them or not." ”
"No, your apprentice is suffering now, since you still have the face to collect money, you will help!" Cao Wei said.
The old man felt a little embarrassed after hearing this.
"Otherwise, for the sake of you being my favorite apprentice, I'll give you a five-percent discount, if you don't buy it again, then I'll really have no choice. The old man said.
Cao Wei exhaled deeply and said: "Open today on the first day, auspicious, buy two get one free." ”
"Okay, the auspicious saying of the picture, then buy two get one free. The old man agreed.
Cao Wei smiled sheepishly and asked, "I haven't brought any money recently, can I take credit?"
"This won't work. The old man refused on the spot.
Cao Wei said: "Then I buy two things, you give me one thing, and I will return you two things, okay?"
"What kind of crooked reasoning are you? Who did you learn from? The old man refused again.
Cao Wei fell into deep thought.
I want to pay for it, but I really don't have it today.
The only bit of family money was also taken out to invest in Pang Yan.
"Old man, if you don't do this, old rules, I'll do one thing for you, and you give me something. ”
"This is fine, but are you sure you want to do something? Don't pay?" the old man looked at Cao Wei evilly.
Cao Wei gritted his teeth and nodded.
My heart suddenly became a little apprehensive.
I don't know what this bad old man will come up with to play with himself.
"Well, it's very simple, as long as you can kiss the first person of the opposite sex you see within five minutes, I'll allow you to take something for free in the mall. The old man said.
Cao Wei was stunned, and then the whole person was stupid.
"Old man, are you going too far, if I go out and meet a cleaning aunt later, and I kiss her, isn't it equivalent to destroying other people's families?"
"I don't care about this, I've already released the mission anyway, and it's up to you whether you can complete it or not. The old man finished and disappeared.
Cao Wei gritted his teeth and scolded, "You turtle grandson?"