"The corpse can't be burned, and there is still a singing ......"

Xu Lai couldn't help but smile and said, "It's quite interesting to listen to, is the song good?"

“......”

If he hadn't known Xu Lai's methods, Jiang Laoba would have jumped to his feet and cursed.

Isn't that good......

It's not good or bad, but it can scare people to death!

In fact, Jiang Laoba didn't want to trouble Xu Lai at first, he had been in the funeral business all his life, and he had seen a lot of strange things.

When he heard his subordinates report this incident, Jiang Laoba went to check the reason in person.

Outcome......

Hearing the faint singing and the sound of the mortue banging on the iron door, the air was even colder.

Jiang Laoba's soul was scared at that time, and he even crawled to escape.

It's just that the three staff members in the funeral home ran slowly, and all fainted on the ground, and they are still lying in the emergency room of the hospital.

Jiang Laoba knew that he couldn't delay any longer, so he came to Xu Lai early in the morning to save his life.

"The old rule, thirty million. ”

Xu Lai shook his fingers.

It's time to work hard to make money.

Otherwise, the 500 million bride price of the cheap mother-in-law can't be made up at all, so you can't ask your wife Ruan Tang to make up for it, right?

"Good, good. ”

Jiang Laoba breathed a sigh of relief, let alone 30 million, he would give 300 million!

Now it's not about money, it's about losing your life if you're not careful.

"Then Mr. Xu, when are we going?" Jiang Laoba looked forward to it.

"Give me the address, see you at twelve o'clock in the evening. Xu Lai said lightly.

After leaving the address, Jiang Laoba got up and said goodbye, and his pace was more than three times brisk than when he came.

Those sparkling eyes looked like they were twenty years younger!

"Director Xu, what is the eighth master looking for you?"

An hour later, Liu Nanwei returned to the school infirmary and gossiped: "Is there another enemy who wants to be nailed to death in the coffin? ”

Xu Lai smiled bitterly.

The last time I was outside the construction site, in the face of Ruan Lan's same doubts, the eighth master tearfully explained that 'nailing the whole family of competitors' was a black cauldron that had been carried for decades.

At this moment, he couldn't help but justify Jiang Laoba: "That's all rumors." ”

Liu Nanwei was suspicious: "It shouldn't be fake, right? You must know that everyone in Donghai, Hangzhou, and Liucheng knows about it." And you see that the eighth master's eyes are full of bloodshots, how terrible ......"

Xu Lai sighed lightly.

This is the inferior nature of human beings.

People only want to see what they want to see, and they only want to believe what they want to believe.

They only need to use the words 'ruthless and spicy ginger Lao Ba' to make the crying child stop crying.

As for the truth?

I'm afraid that except for Jiang Laoba, who was injured by public opinion and rumors, no one cares at all.

Moreover.

The reason why the eighth master's eyes were bloodshot was because he was so scared that he didn't dare to sleep all night yesterday.

"Do you have time in the evening? Take you to a nice place. Xu Lai asked.

“......”

Zhou Feng, who had just pushed the door open, heard this, and silently closed the door again.

Liu Nanwei glanced at Xu Lai: "Director Xu, you are sexually harassed, be careful I tell my sister-in-law to go." But where are you taking me?"

Zhou Feng, who was hiding outside the door, couldn't help but sigh lightly: "Li Mi, it's cold, I'll go back and buy you a hat." ”

Then leave in a hurry.

"Aren't you curious about what Jiang Laoba is looking for me to do?"

Xu Lai smiled and said: "He asked me to go to the funeral home to solve a troublesome matter, and it is not impossible to take you to see it, but the time is a little late, twelve o'clock in the evening." ”

Twelve o'clock in the evening.

The funeral parlor of the eighth master......

It's also called a good place!?

"Director Xu, farewell!"

Liu Nanwei clenched his fists with both hands, turned around and left, and the one who walked was called a neat one.

Today, only two students came to see the doctor a day, and they were all just a small cold.

Xu Lai simply prescribed some medicine and finished the day's work.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, I went to the kindergarten to pick up Yiyi.

Qian Xiao waved excitedly when he saw Xu Lai: "Uncle Xu, I miss you so much!"

Xu Lai pouted.

The little guy clearly saw the cloud candy in his hand.

The two little ones each held a cloud candy and ate it happily.

At this time, Xu Yiyi said glutinously: "Dad, our kindergarten is about to have a parent-teacher conference." ”

"Well, Daddy will come. Xu Lai smiled.

"By the way, Uncle Xu, every child has to perform a show on the day of the parent-teacher conference, don't you really plan to teach me how to make cloud candy?"

Qian smiled pitifully and looked at it pitifully.

If he learns this trick, he will definitely be the focus of the audience on the day of the parent-teacher conference!

"I'll teach you to summon somersault clouds, you can fly into the sky even better. Xu Lai said with a smile.

Qian Xiao, who was afraid of heights, turned into a bitter gourd, and he hung his head and said, "...... I'd better play the piano honestly. ”

"The dignified Galaxy Kindergarten carries the handle, and you actually play the piano in the talent show? Are you worthy of your reputation as 'a tyrant in the East China Sea'!"

Bei Bei squatted on Yiyi's shoulder and sneered.

"I, I ......"

Qian Xiao was embarrassed by what he said: "Then I perform hip-hop, do you know that Thomas is maneuvering." ”

"Poof. ”

Bei Bei laughed directly: "Don't conquer other kindergartens at home and abroad to become famous, and dance hip-hop in the small Xinghe Kindergarten? Qian Xiao, I really looked down on you before." ”

That contemptuous look.

That tone of regret.

Let Qian Xiao blushed and his neck was thick, and he said angrily: "I will only do these two things, then what do you say I should do!"

"Although, I'm not used to seeing you stick to you like a fart all the time, but I'm kind and righteous, and I decided to help you once. ”

Bei Bei showed a kind smile: "I have a way to make you the brightest boy in the Galaxy Kindergarten!"

The most beautiful boy!?

Qian Xiao was short of breath, and his heart was instantly moved, but he doubted: "You are so kind?"

Bei Bei spread his hands and said: "If you don't believe it, even if you don't believe it, anyway, it's not me who will be embarrassed at that time, and besides, I just decided to help you for the sake of Yiyi's face." ”

I laugh.

As the leader of Donghai Kindergarten, Sister Yiyi's number one brother.

How can you embarrass the eldest sister?

Absolutely not!

Otherwise, what do you say, 'if the kindergarten is strong, the country will be strong', how can you go to the world?!

"Please help me!"

After Qian Xiao finished solemnly, he scratched his head again, and couldn't help but blame himself: "Sister Beibei, I'm sorry, I actually suspected that you wanted to harm me just now, but I was wrong." ”

Shh

What a silly boy, your suspicions are not wrong!

Bei Bei continued to smile and said, "It's okay, knowing your mistakes can improve a lot, and we'll perform ventriloquism when the time comes." ”

Ventriloquism!

Qian Xiao was excited just thinking about it, and he couldn't wait for the day of the parent-teacher meeting to come soon, and see everyone's stunned and admiring looks.

That day.

He not only wants to become the most beautiful boy, but also wants to impress Sister Yiyi with him!

Xu Lai glanced at Qian Xiao with a sympathetic expression, this stupid child, Sister Beibei shouted eagerly, but he didn't know that he had to help count the money if he was sold......

"Sister Yiyi, Uncle Xu, see you tomorrow. ”

Qian Xiao waved his hand excitedly: "Sister Beibei, we will start rehearsing ventriloquism tomorrow!"

"Okay. ”

Bei Bei smiled harmlessly, but as Qian Xiao turned to leave, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.