Chapter 367: I'm Still the Same Sassy Year (Five More Requests for Subscription)
"The taste of missing~ is like this cup of bitter coffee..."
"Although you can add some sugar~ it still makes people feel haggard..."
For a while, Sun Xiaokong not only had affectionate memories on his face, but also sang it directly.
This guy made Tang Sanzang and the others think that Sun Xiaokong was poisoned.
Sun Xiaokong: In order to avoid a beating, am I easy?
To tell the truth, the gap between the Quasi-Saint and the Da Luo Jin Immortal is not a ditch, but a sea apart!
If Guanyin really shoots at himself, the hole cards in his hand will have to burst out.
Twelve fiery red lotus, thirty-six Dinghai Divine Pearls.
Moonlight Treasure Box... Forehead...
The moonlight treasure box is not good, my mother sells batches, and when I was beaten, I used the moonlight treasure box to turn back time, so why don't I get beaten twice?
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong also suddenly felt that this moonlight treasure box was a magical treasure...
Guanyin was also convinced for a while.
The angry monkey who didn't pay for his life is back.
This monkey is the most annoying!
There's a feeling of love and hate, and it's so nice to talk about... Super annoying...
After a pause, Guanyin said lightly:
"Give me back the goldfish. ”
Guanyin decided, as long as this Sun Xiaokong dared to say no, he would immediately reward him with a beating.
Sun Xiaokong listened to Guanyin's words, nodded hurriedly and released the goldfish monster.
opened his mouth and said: "Sister Guanyin, I'll tell you the truth, when I caught this fish, I really wanted to kill him in my heart. ”
"But I know that he is a fish of my sister's family, and if I kill him, you will be sad and sad, sister. ”
"As the saying goes, when is the time for retribution. ”
"In order not to make my sister sad, I couldn't bear to kill him... Hey..."
I'm a big rub!
Tang Sanzang's eyes were all wide.
Such an aunt's grandson Xiaokong, it's the first time they've seen each other!
This little mouth is so sweet!
This is really flirtatious!
Awesome... Klaas!
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the others were also happy.
To be honest, everyone actually admires Sun Xiaokong very much.
A real man, who can bend and stretch, and can speak.
When I couldn't beat Guanyin at first, I was like this every day.
The strength is strong halfway, and when you are not afraid of Guanyin, you will be scared when you meet, and you will not give any face.
Guanyin now breaks through, and he can't beat it again...
continued to puff up sweetly.
You're so talented!
The Jade Emperor is also happy, he was so attracted by Sun Xiaokong at the beginning.
To be honest, Guanyin was a little speechless at this time, and it was a little difficult in his heart!
originally thought that after breaking through the quasi-saint, Sun Xiaokong would beat him once with himself.
Looking at it now, I really have no reason to make a move.
Hard...
The goldfish monster was actually relieved to be released.
In his opinion, with Sun Xiaokong's temper, he is afraid that he is more than lucky.
Looking at it now, it's really lucky that I didn't even get beaten badly, which is really good.
"Let's learn from it!"
In the end, Guanyin really couldn't find an excuse to teach Sun Xiaokong a lesson, so he had no choice but to leave a sentence and take the goldfish monster directly.
Sometimes, it's all about getting hands-on and having enough of a reason.
No matter where you are, you can't hit someone for no reason.
Unless you're in the Exciting Battlefield or King's Canyon, you don't need a reason, you can just do it when you see someone!
In front of this situation, there is also a Tang Sanzang next to him, and Guanyin is also true and cannot forcibly teach Sun Xiaokong a lesson.
Otherwise, it would be embarrassing for the two of them to break the jar and strike directly.
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and he obtained: Jindan × 2000, Pan Tao × 2000, and Ginseng Fruit × 2000. ”
Listening to the system's reward, Sun Xiaokong also smiled.
So much better!
Sun Xiaokong: I'm still the same year I used to be, and I haven't changed a bit...
"Amitabha, empty, haven't you had a good rest these days?"
Tang Sanzang was a little skeptical, could this Sun Xiaokong really be fake?
After all, since he met Sun Xiaokong Wuzhi Mountain, he had never seen Sun Xiaokong be so polite to Guanyin.
Sun Xiaokong glanced at Tang Sanzang, shook his head and said, "If a real man can bend and stretch, I can't beat her now, I can only praise her... It's almost. ”
Guanyin, who flew into the air, also galloped by alpacas in his heart.
Your uncle's!
The old lady hasn't gone far yet, so you're telling the truth?
Just when Guanyin was thinking about whether to go back, he heard Sun Xiaokong say again: "Of course, what I said is also the truth, Guanyin is indeed beautiful again." ”
"I really didn't want her to be sad, so I didn't kill the goldfish monster. ”
Guanyin: For your honest sake, I threw the bricks in my hand first.
Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, scratching their heads, their faces full of question marks.
In their impressions, it was the first time they had seen Sun Xiaokong like this.
Of course, the secret of Sun Xiaokong's success is that if he can't beat it, he will be cowardly, and if he can't beat it, he will go crazy.
You can die, but you can't die.
Like some people, knowing that they can't beat it, they still stubbornly stick to it, then this is not death, but looking for death.
For more than two months.
The master and apprentice rushed every day, and nothing happened.
At this time, the weather has also entered the cold winter wax moon.
Saying...
Sometimes Sun Xiaokong wonders about a problem, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk in the original book are actually afraid of the cold...
Here, it seems that this god and monster are too much.
"Hey, Master, look over there, there's a house, shall we go to this house for the night tonight?" Zhu Bajie said.
Tang Sanzang and the others were also suddenly stunned, and their faces became a little strange.
In most of the mountainside, there is a Zhuangzi, which is a little strange.
Sun Xiaokong suddenly remembered.
This green cow essence details!
How to say it, you look at the really powerful monsters on the westbound road, the teacher who caught Tang Sanzang is famous, so that people can't find a little problem.
To put it nicely, there are a few awesome monsters on the road, and the quality is generally relatively high.
For example, the disciple of Maitreya Buddha, the Yellow Eyebrow Monster, and the mount of Taiyi Saving Suffering Tianzun, Jiuling Yuansheng.
They are all like the green ox of Taishang Laojun's mount, and they don't like to kill people and eat Tang monk meat.
The Yellow Eyebrow Monster mainly wanted to give himself a chance to be promoted, and the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage had a conflict with Sun Wukong mainly to avenge his subordinates.
Qingniu obviously has no need for this.
He did not brutally arrest Tang Seng directly by force, but adopted reasonable and advantageous means: "I lit a fairy village on the side of the mountain road, and your master sneaked into it, and his heart was lustful, and he secretly wore my three-collar Najin cotton vest on his body, and there was only stolen evidence, so I took him." ”
Look, it's called professionalism.
Oh yes, the Zhuangzi in front of him, Sun Xiaokong is 80% sure, it is the routine of Qingniu.
Ahem...
Sun Xiaokong thought of a question now, did a group of immortals in Heavenly Court know the details of the Green Ox Essence?
If you know, then there is no fun, rob King Kong, and then rob the green ox essence, and ride for a few days to play.
If the group of people in Heavenly Court didn't know the details of the green cow essence, could they let everyone have fun together?
As the saying goes, it's better to be alone than to be happy.
Along the way, I always let a group of enthusiastic people in Heavenly Court watch, and it is time for everyone to participate in the thrill of protecting and rescuing Tang Sanzang.
That's right!
Do you know it, just pull it together to have fun?
Immortals: Why don't you call us to pretend to be forced when you fight the little monsters, and now you meet the big boss of the Green Bull Spirit, do you want me to be abused?