Chapter 31: The Actor Who Ran Belly
In other words, Tang Yu heard the topic discussed between Fang Hao and Qin Han, and fled with urine.
Of course, Tang Yu still has a little stock in his stomach, but he can barely come to a wave, and then delay the time, and go back when this underwear show is over!
The topic of discussion between Fang Hao and Qin Han, he really didn't want to listen to it more!
Then, Tang Yu suddenly found that he didn't seem to know where the bathroom was!
Tang Yu looked around the hall, although the surroundings were a little dim, he could still see the layout of the entire hall.
Of course, Tang Yu's focus was on the entrance and exit of the hall.
In addition to the main entrance, there is a small door next to the stage, and inside you can see men and women dressed in colorful clothes, which should be the participants in the performance.
There doesn't seem to be a restroom outside the main entrance, so there's one inside that small door?
After all, these actors also eat whole grains, and they all need convenience!
Tang Yu made up his mind, so he walked directly into the small door next to the stage, and there were indeed actors in various costumes, they were talking to each other in low voices, sorting out their clothes.
Tang Yu looked around with some curiosity, and he had a plan in his heart-
This is supposed to be the preparation room for the actors before they go on stage, there is a small door on the right side of the room, and that small door enters another room, which is directly connected to the stage.
The performances are performed from this room.
Tang Yu even saw the host in this heavy room who was intently watching the hand card and muttering silently in his mouth.
However, due to the angle, Tang Yu only saw the male host named Wang Song.
Come to think of it, Lin Miaoran was also in that room, doing something similar to Wang Song.
Tang Yu silently withdrew his gaze, although he was only separated by a wall from Lin Miaoran now, he had no intention of visiting at all, she was now the host, and the pressure on her body was not small, so it was better not to disturb her.
Tang Yu left through the small door on the left side of the room and entered a long corridor, like this architectural layout, there must be a bathroom.
Until Tang Yu left, no one asked or stopped Tang Yu.
The main reason is that Tang Yu is too calm, he doesn't look like an audience who trespasses into the backstage at all, but like a staff member who came to patrol.
Tang Yu walked down the corridor, and there were different signs hanging at the doors,
Instrumental Ensemble, Vocal Ensemble, Street Dance Club, Choir ......
It seems that these large clubs have their own activity rooms, and they should be here for their usual training, and they can also borrow the multimedia hall in front of them if necessary.
Very reasonable collocation and layout!
Two minutes later, Tang Yu found the bathroom.
When Tang Yu finished washing his hands, he suddenly heard a rush of running sound from the corridor outside, and the sound of footsteps was extremely fast and fast!
Bang –
With a violent sound of opening the door, a short-haired young man in a black robe rushed in, he didn't pay attention to Tang Yu in front of the sink at all, as if his butt was on fire, he rushed into a small cubicle in three or two steps.
The wooden door of the cubicle had just been closed, and he was suddenly pushed open again, and then while undressing, he jumped out of the cubicle, and his eyes quickly locked on Tang Yu,
"Brother, help me get my clothes, five minutes, five minutes, thank you, thank you!"
Before Tang Yu could react to anything, the short-haired young man had already stuffed the black robe he had just taken off into Tang Yu's arms, and then hurriedly returned to the cubicle, slammed the wooden door shut, and locked it with a 'bang'.
Poof—
A smelly voice followed!
Tang Yu couldn't help frowning, and after a slight groan, he said angrily, "I'll wait for you outside!"
"Uh-huh, brother, thank you, thank you!" came the voice of the short-haired young man from the compartment, but was immediately interrupted by a refreshing voice,
Poof—
Tang Yusan rushed out of the bathroom in two steps, and he seemed to have felt the deadly poison gas attack.
Tang Yu was carrying the black robe of the short-haired young man in his hand, and stood helplessly outside the bathroom door, this young man should also be the performer of this welcome party, otherwise who would usually wear such a riotous black robe.
I don't know if he had a bad stomach, or because of the nervousness before the game, so he has the current diarrhea!
Tang Yu is now a disaster, just in time for this matter, although he is a little helpless, but the person is already squatting inside, and the bathroom has been filled with chemical gas, now he can only wait for the person to come out!
It just so happened that Tang Yu didn't want to go back right away, so he listened to the two of them.
"Hey~"
Tang Yu suddenly heard someone shouting at the end of the corridor, and when he turned his head, he saw an inch-haired boy in a black shirt waving to him, but Tang Yu didn't know him.
Tang Yu was suddenly a little confused, so, can't this place treat people? This inch-headed boy came to drive him away? What should I do with the clothes in my hand?
Tang Yu frowned and was a little embarrassed.
The inch-headed boy in the distance waved frantically to Tang Yu, but he immediately found that Tang Yu was just looking at him silently, indifferent to his beckoning, and he immediately shouted eagerly,
"Hey, hurry up ......"
But then he thought of something, and looked at the rooms on both sides of the corridor, as if he was worried about something, and he didn't shout out the second half of the sentence!
Then, the inch-headed boy ran towards Tang Yu quickly.
"We're looking for you everywhere, why are you staying here?" he said eagerly when he was still six or seven meters away from Tang Yu.
As he spoke, the inch-headed boy had already run over in three or two steps and grabbed Tang Yu's arm, and turned around and walked away.
Tang Yu is still in a state of confusion now, he just came over to pee, listening to the meaning of the inch-headed boy's words, it seems that there are many people looking for him? Is there any misunderstanding here?
"No, I ......" As soon as Tang Yu opened his mouth, he was interrupted by the inch-headed boy,
"Okay, don't say anything superfluous, you hurry up and follow me, it'll be delayed if it's too late!" he said as he pulled Tang Yu's arm, his feet were already close to trotting.
Seeing that he was being pulled farther and farther away from the bathroom, Tang Yu couldn't help but lift the black robe in his hand,
"But this dress ......"
"Hurry up and put on your clothes! Don't be too late for a while!" the inch-headed boy didn't stop at all, and said to Tang Yu without looking back.
Put on your clothes?
Tang Yu seems to understand what is going on, this inch-headed boy seems to be the one squatting in the bathroom!
It's not a joke, the bathroom guy is going to be on stage in a moment!
Tang Yu quickly made up his mind that he had to explain this matter clearly, he couldn't just go up to the tank in a daze, and then be sent to the stage, what did he go up to perform?
Standing in a military position?
It's going to be a bad dish!
"Brother, I think there should be some misunderstanding here!" Tang Yu spoke, and with a slight lift and turn of his arm, he broke free from the pull of the inch-headed boy.
I didn't understand the situation before I let him pull, but now that the situation is clear, then I have to explain it clearly!
The inch-headed boy was pulling Tang Yu's arm, but suddenly he felt that the arm in his hand seemed to turn into a slippery long snake, and it quickly drilled out of his hand, and he didn't have time to handle it at all.
"What's the misunderstanding, let's talk about it when the performance is over?" It's your time to play!" The inch-headed boy was only slightly stunned, and then grabbed Tang Yu's arm again as he spoke.
"The person you're looking for is squatting in the bathroom, I'm just helping him get his clothes!" Tang Yu quickly explained, and took a light step to the left, dodging the palm grabbed by the inch-headed boy without a trace.
The inch-headed boy's movements were obviously stiff, his neck was like a rusty machine, he slowly turned to Tang Yu's direction, and asked with a dull gaze,
"What did you just say?"
His voice was hoarse and dry, it wasn't that he didn't hear Tang Yu's words clearly, he just couldn't believe it!
"Ahem, I mean you recognized the wrong person!" Tang Yu nodded, looked at the inch-headed boy, and said with certainty.
This was obviously a heavy blow to the inch-headed boy, he stomped his foot twice fiercely, and said viciously to Tang Yu,
"Why didn't you say it earlier, alas~, aren't you delaying things!"
As he spoke, he had already rushed past Tang Yu and quickly ran in the direction of the bathroom just now.
Tang Yu spread his hands helplessly, he didn't seem to blame himself, right?
You dragged me this way as soon as you came up, how do I know what you want to do!
Tang Yu pursed his lips, took a leisurely stroll, and walked in the direction of the bathroom.
The one in the bathroom, I just said that five minutes is fine, and now it should be about the same, return the clothes by yourself, and then there will be nothing to do with yourself!
When Tang Yu walked to the door of the bathroom, the inch-headed boy had already dragged the short-haired young man out of the bathroom, and both of them looked bitter and hateful!
However, as soon as he walked out of the door, the short-haired young man's face was immediately distorted, and he bent down with his stomach grinning, and he broke free of the inch-headed boy's palm while retreating.
"Brother, no, I'm here again, I have to go back!"
"You hold on, it'll be your time soon, ten minutes is fine, you can do whatever you want after the performance!" The inch-headed boy grabbed the arm of the short-haired young man, and there was already a bit of pleading in his tone.
"Brother, I want to insist, but my stomach really doesn't allow it!" said the short-haired young man with a bitter face, still struggling in his hands.
"But what about the performance? There are the teachers of the Youth League Committee sitting below, as well as the leaders of various clubs, so we must not go wrong!" The inch-headed boy still held on to the short-haired young man.
"Brother, there are so many big people in the audience, if I pull on the stage for a while, wouldn't it make things bigger! So you still ......" The short-haired young man had not yet spoken, and the expression on his face suddenly froze,
Poof—
A dull sound rose melodiously, accompanied by a foul smell spreading!
"I don't even know if this is a fart or a!"
"Brother, don't say that there are teachers of the Youth League Committee and club bosses sitting in the audience, even if I am sitting with the president of the country and the president of the United States, I will definitely not be able to get on the stage!!! No, here again, here again, let go of me~"
I don't know if the short-haired young man's struggle strength has become greater, or the pulling force of the inch-headed boy has become smaller, anyway, this time the short-haired young man broke free of the inch-headed boy's pull, and then covered his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other, and rushed back to the bathroom in a hurry.
"What about the show?" the inch-headed boy shouted into the bathroom a moment later.
"You can figure it out for yourselves! I'm out of luck anyway!" the short-haired young man's voice came from the bathroom, looking a little erratic.
The inch-headed boy was obviously a little depressed, and his eyes were also a little sloppy, and it could be seen that he was already six gods and no master at the moment, and he didn't know what to do!
There is about to be a major stage accident, and this inch boy seems to be unable to escape responsibility!
Although Tang Yu was very sympathetic to the plight of this inch-headed boy, he had no choice, and-
What does this have to do with him?
He's just a hard-pulled spectator, so why wade into this troubled water!