Chapter 33: Filling the Cake

The second child of the Guo family at the head of the village married a wife today, and he married the daughter of the third family of the Hu family in Zhuangzi. Every family in the village went to help, and Daji also went, and I always felt that Daji would see the excitement more than help.

After I fed the old cattle, I also went to Guo Laoer's house.

"Brother Wu, please come inside, the bride will be here soon!"

Boss Guo smiled and welcomed me into the courtyard, and my pseudonym here is Wu Qi.

When we entered the courtyard, many people gathered around it, the older ones sat in front of the hall, the younger ones stood under the hall, and the younger children ran around with red lanterns.

It's not dark yet, and I don't understand the fun of these kids.

Guo Laoer's father, Guo Zhong, is the oldest person in Guojia Village, who has joined the army and served as a gang leader before. He walked a lot and had a wide range of knowledge, and he was very convinced of him, and when he saw me enter the courtyard, he beckoned me over.

"Wu Qi, the lieutenant chief came a few days ago, and asked me to promote a virtuous person, I reported you yesterday, you have to make some preparations, and there may be an official examination to teach you in a few days. ”

I wondered, "Why did the elder recommend me? After all, I've only just moved here." ”

Guo Zhong stroked his beard and laughed: "When I was young, I also traveled from south to north, and I saw many big people, the great general, the king of Chu, and Han Xin, the marquis of Huaiyin, know it, right?"

I nodded, and he said again: "I saw it back then, and I also followed the general to surround Xiang Yu under the wall." You and your wife don't look like they can do farm work, but like scholars and ladies from big families. I guess I hid a lot. ”

I really underestimated the wisdom of these ordinary people, but I didn't expect that this old man Guo was still a soldier under Han Xin. I don't know if Han Xin will have some impression of the low-level officers under his hand. I went to see Han Xin when he was practicing in the city, and when dispatching, the order could indeed be down to the level of the gang leader, but there were so many gang leaders under him, and it was estimated that it was not possible to remember Old Man Guo.

prevaricated a few words and escaped from Old Man Guo's questioning. Daji also ran out of the women's pile at some point, took my hand, and held it tightly.

Someone in the women's pile shouted, "Yo! You're so shy, didn't you just ask a few words about the time of marriage!

Daji blushed and whispered to me: "I'm not shy, but I've never been married, how do I know what to do, I'm afraid I'll miss the stuffing!"

I shook her hand and said with a smile: "Then come with me, it's the first time I've seen someone get married in the world." ”

Daji nodded, she had seen other people marry when she was alive, but more than eight hundred years have passed since now, and the customs and habits have long since changed. When I was in the underworld, I also participated in the family affairs of the fourth child and the woman, but the etiquette used at that time was more ancient. I still think that it is not a marriage, it is a robbery!

Daji's feelings are similar to mine, how can anyone ride a war horse and wear armor to get married.

Guo's second wedding is much more normal than that of the fourth.

The farmers are not rich, but they still borrowed an ox cart, the cart is pulled by a green ox, Guo Lao Er with a red cloth cut into flowers, riding on the back of the green ox, the bride is wearing a red shirt, with a few silver hairpins on her head, looking a little old.

"The bride is so pretty!" Daji whispered to her ears.

I whispered, "Not as good as you!"

Daji blushed and pinched me.

Guo Lao Er welcomed the bride down and entered the lobby surrounded by a group of people. It is said to be a lobby, but in fact it is just an empty room. The room was not large, and only a few people could stand.

Boss Guo dismantled the door panel in advance, and everyone stood outside and looked inside on tiptoe.

The ceremonial official is an old man who is older than Guo Zhong, and he is a villager specially invited by Guo Zhong from Ducheng. In a marriage in a small place, it is already a very dignified thing to have a villager come to preside over the marriage.

The villagers shouted as loudly as they could, and the guests also cooperated to calm down.

Guo Lao Er and his newlywed wife began to worship heaven and earth, worship the high hall, and worship each other.

I don't know when this practice of prostrations began, and although I have lived long enough, I have never noticed such a thing. The underworld doesn't care about the relationship between a ghost in the world, and once it dies and becomes empty, the husband and wife in the world will no longer be husband and wife, unless the two ghosts become relatives in the underworld. Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters in the world will no longer have any blood relationship when they arrive in the underworld, if they recognize each other, they are still relatives, if they don't recognize each other, they are strangers.

In the underworld, the relationship between ghosts and ghosts is very light, and the light tends to be close to nothing, and the relatives and friends in the world may not be able to reunite below, and the reunion may not be as close as it was at the beginning. People will maintain a relationship out of some need or scruples, and gods and ghosts will not. Especially for immortals, less relationship means less cause and effect, which is of great benefit to practice.

The bride is sent into the wedding room, and the groom runs out to drink with the guests. Daji went to sit down with the married women, and I sat around a table with a few young people from the village.

Guo Laoer's alcohol consumption is very his father's style, more than 30 tables turned down, I don't know how much wine I drank, but I haven't drunk yet. Of course, I won't get drunk, and if I don't seal the realm, the wine brewed by Du Kang himself can't get me drunk, let alone the wine in the world.

Guo Lao Er drank the young man at the table very heroically and aimed at me again.

Guo Zhong looked at this son very happily, Guo Lao Er is very similar to when he was young, he is heroic enough!

Boss Guo also drunkenly cheered up his brother, shouting that he would also pour me down.

Daji looked at me worriedly from a distance, and I smiled and nodded. She's not worried about me, she's worried about Guo Lao Er, Guo Lao Er will not drink me down if he drinks himself to death.

Guo Lao Er arrogantly brought two jars of wine, gave me one with a wicked smile, and said, "Brother Wu, come, our brother has a good drink!"

I smiled and said, "Okay, then have a drink!"

Slapped open the mud seal, and poured a wine jar into the stomach for each person. It's the first time I've drunk like this, and it's funny.

Daji pretended to be worried, and looked at me with two worried eyes.

Others only thought that she was worried that her husband had drunk and spoiled his body, but I knew that she was reminding me that it was almost enough.

When he was almost finished, he let go of the jar and threw it on Daji, pretending to be confused and said, "No... Don't drink anymore, you... You go to accompany the new... The bride goes, I... I'm looking for my wife!"

Guo Lao Er said inarticulately: "Okay... Wu Da... Big brother, you... You took a break earlier... Rest, I... I'm going to see... Look at the bride ......"

Daji angrily helped me out of Guo Laoer's house and helped me all the way to the door of the house.

Only then did he tease: "Does the husband still want to pretend to be drunk? Do you have to let the concubine stay alone in the empty room?"

"Haha!" I laughed, "You and those women have learned badly! I'm afraid that I will be laughed at by the other Yan monarchs when I return to the underworld!"

Daji blushed and hit me, and I teased her as I dodged.

Sometimes, she is cuter than the little fox she raised!

Daji still couldn't become an official wife, and Guo Zhong's recommendation to me was not approved, after all, I had only moved here a short time ago, and I didn't have any reputation in this neighborhood.

I don't want to have any fame. "If you are not virtuous, the people will not fight, if you are not expensive and rare, so that the people will not be thieves, and if you don't see what you want, so that the people's hearts will not be disturbed. ”

Truly virtuous people seldom strive for fame, and most of those who strive for fame are greedy for power and profit, and these people are in high positions, not the blessing of the people.

The difference between immortals and people may be fighting or not, people love to fight, and they want to be better than others in terms of wealth and power. Immortals are indisputable, and it is helpless to be in a high position, the Emperor of Heaven never gives the immortals a resignation, and the Heavenly Realm is not rich enough to accept resignation!

Cao Shen took over Xiao He's phase and did not make any changes. Zhang Liang once again refused the high position and stayed at home to practice. He wanted to leave Chang'an and go to the mountains to find immortals, but Lu Pheasant was grateful for his kindness in preserving Liu Ying's crown prince and refused to allow it.

Fortunately, there is no permission, the immortals in the world are basically some city god land, and it is really impossible to find the immortals in the deep mountains and old forests.

According to Guan Longxiao, Xiao He has officially started his work in the underworld, the six Yan Jun have returned to the Yan Jun Palace, and the Ten Yan Jun are very envious, and they are now waiting for Zhang Liang to die. I estimate that Yi Zhi still has a long time to wait, and Zhang Liang's health has been very good.

Ying Zheng's army is already waiting for the final preparations, and he can send troops to conquer.

The underworld will not dispatch any heavenly immortals this time, although the underworld only has the five Yan monarchs, the fifth, the sixth, the seventh, Yi Zhi, and Fan Li, who are immortals. But there are even fewer opposites, and there is only one immortal opposite.

Among the earth immortals, there will be four people in the earth immortals, Ying Zheng, Bo Xi, Zhuangzi, and Guiguzi, and the boss is refining a magic weapon that can be controlled by the earth immortals, but can suppress the heavenly immortals. This thing is very difficult, but it can prove its strength to the highest degree, so that the large and small underworlds of the Quartet do not dare to be too sassy like the Hun Difu.

Yan Jun does not intend to bully the small with the big, but only intends to suppress the big with the small.

The second child is very unhappy with this kind of behavior, he feels that it takes too long, and if others provoke him, he should fight back as soon as possible, so that it is more deterrent.

It takes too long to mobilize troops and horses, reorganize armaments, and so on, and no one will remember that the other party has provoked them. Immortals are not gentlemen, there is no need to be late for ten years, immortals have always been able to report it!

The boss repeatedly rejected the second child's theory of immediate revenge, and pointed out that Jin Xian's bullying of the Heavenly Immortals would only be regarded as relying on realm suppression, and only by taking the Earth Immortals to scare the Heavenly Immortals could they deter Xiaoxiao.

Although Yan Jun didn't quite understand where the Xiaoxiao of the underworld was, they still felt that the boss's words were very reasonable, so the second child's opinion was thrown aside.

Guan Longxiao brought me an official letter, a very formal official letter.

It is covered with the big seals of the eight Yan Monarchs of the underworld, including my big seal, and that old boy in Yuding actually used my seal to send me an official document!

"Jiu Yan Jun personally revealed: Ying Zheng and other civil and military ministers have all been waiting for the Emperor, just waiting for the treasure to be refined, and then the Northern Expedition. At that time, it is necessary for the Nine Yan Monarchs to go to the Xiongnu territory in the human world, so as not to have souls fleeing to the human world. ”

Me: "......"

Do these unreliable guys think that the odds are in their hands? Before the fight starts, they ask me to block the other party's back road? I go to block the door, what kind of luck can the other side get to the world......

Are they so confident? When the highest cultivation is only an earth immortal, defeat a small underground mansion led by a heavenly immortal! Although I don't think that my side will lose, I am not confident that I will win easily. The realm of immortals is like a chasm after a chasm, and it is not so easy to cross.

Why no one in the Heavenly Realm dares to provoke it, it is because there are three Dao Ancestors, several Heavenly Venerables, and dozens of Great Luo Golden Immortals sitting in the Heavenly Realm.

I hope the boss's treasure is reliable enough, or Lao Ying will be pitted very badly by him......

Guan Longxiao was still waiting for me to reply, I put down the official document and said, "I have already read it, tell them the next time you go back to the underworld, and say that I know." ”

Guan Longxiao was puzzled: "Didn't the king directly inform the other Yan Jun?"

I threw the official document to him and said, "I'm too lazy to take care of this group of pit goods, and I want to block the door before the fight starts......"

Guan Longxiao was a smart man before his death, and the reason why he was planted in Xia Wei's hands was really because Xia Wei was too outrageous, and they all said that Di Xin was cruel, but Di Xin didn't kill Wei Ziqi, and the tragedy of Bi Gan was not deliberately caused by him, didn't you see that Di Xin is always looking for Bi Gan to talk about it now!

Guan Longxiao is tantamount to Wei Ziqi of the Xia Dynasty, and he is also the Bigan of the Xia Dynasty. met Xia Wei, who was even more outrageous than Di Xin, and then was forced to withdraw from the vast stage of the world!

Guan Long was also a smart ghost after his death, if it weren't for his lack of cultivation qualifications, maybe Shi Yan Jun would not be Yi Zhi. Although he can't be Yan Jun, Guan Longxiao has always been one of the most outstanding judges in the prefecture, otherwise he would not have been arranged to come to Chang'an, the imperial capital has always been the most complicated place.

After just a glance, Guan Longxiao understood the meaning of the official document, covered his mouth, and ran away with a smile.

Daji walked into the back room with the freshly baked bread and asked, "What's wrong with Judge Guan?

I smiled and said, "He knows too much, I'm afraid that my husband will kill me!"

Daji's face turned red, threw the cake on the table, and said, "The gentleman is so serious, eat the cake by yourself!"

I thought about it for a long time while holding the hard flatbread, and I didn't think that I was not serious......

This cake seems to be getting harder and harder, and I have also eaten the cake made by Aunt Wang at the head of the village, and it is not so hard to bite!