Chapter 209: Flower Monk, We Like It Too
Hey, isn't this the monk you met on the train?
Qingyu turned around and glanced at Mei'er, who also nodded. That's right, it's him.
To say that this monk is just an accident.
Halfway through the train, a group of four of them got on the train, all dressed in brown monk's robes, and at first the man had a somewhat delicate face, with a string of prayer beads in his hand. When he saw a few monks getting into the car, he wanted to go up to pay a salute, but he thought about it and gave up on thinking that he was wearing civilian clothes.
After several monks got into the car, they arrived at the sleeper on the wall of the herring fish, and he didn't take it seriously when he talked to Mei'er Luanniao, but after a while, he frowned.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to see the abdominal muscles of the little monk and junior brother, the rocket will go a wave. ”
Listening to this voice, it seems that these people are doing live broadcasts.
After listening to it for a while, Qingyu got out of bed and pretended to walk around the aisle inadvertently, took the opportunity to take a look, and when he came back, he pouted and shook his head at the vacuum
"These monks are fake, right?"
Mei'er and Luanniao cautiously showed their heads from the partition and looked at them, and they couldn't stop shaking their heads when they retracted their heads. Vacuum raised his eyebrows, he touched his head and sat on the folding chair in the aisle, from this angle he could just see what a few monks were doing, the leader of the handsome face was holding the mobile phone in one hand, and turned the camera to the other three with a smile, and the other three lifted their clothes to reveal a strong muscle, the mobile phone kept ringing the prompt sound of receiving a gift, and the eyes of the beautiful monk were about to bloom, and his mouth kept saying thank the beauty and thank the handsome guy, as if he was very familiar with the live broadcast.
Listening to these monks, the vacuum's face became darker and darker, and the senior brother couldn't help but laugh out loud after hearing the monk recite a few words of the Diamond Sutra, and shook his head
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"Don't chant scriptures, don't call yourself a Buddha, live every day and be happy. Monk, you fellow disciples are really polluting the pure land of Buddhism. ”
This sentence was like adding fuel to the fire, and after hearing it, he stood up, he went back to his bed and turned out his identity, and walked next door with an expressionless face. Qingyu and Mei'er glanced at each other, and with an excited face, they came to the side of the aisle and looked lively.
"Amitabha. The vacuum endured it before putting on a kind smile, bowing with one palm, looking at the beautiful monk who was still holding his mobile phone and asked
"Dare to ask where a few mages are practicing?"
Seeing a big bald head with a fleshy face, the four monks looked at each other, and the beautiful monk got up and said proudly
"I'm from Laolin Temple, what are you doing?"
Hearing him reply, Vacuum's brows furrowed even more, and he raised his head to look directly at the other party
"Is there a degree?"
"Where did you come from? Do you have anything to worry about?" Before the monk Qingxiu could speak, the person behind him was a little unhappy, pointing to the vacuum's nose and arguing. Monk Qingxiu's eyes swept down and saw the vacuum pinched in his hand, he stretched out his hand to stop his fellow door, pouted and scanned the vacuum back and forth from top to bottom a few times, before waving his hand behind him
"Come out of Nadumo. ”
The junior brother behind him snorted, and slowly took out the four people's degrees from the baggage, and the Qingxiu monk took it and pinched it in his hand, turned the page and stretched out his hand in front of the vacuum and said slowly
"See for yourself, it's like a fake. ”
Vacuum glanced at it, it is indeed true, this Qingxiu monk's legal name Deqing is several generations lower than himself, he just looked at the other three first, but Deqing took it back directly, and he said proudly with his hands behind his back
"See clearly, a few poor monks, and the disciples of the old Lin Temple are fake, but where did you come from?"
"Poor monk, Qiyun Temple, vacuum. ”
As soon as the vacuum signed up, a few monks were a little stunned, the real characters are much more than a few of them, but this Qiyun Temple doesn't seem to have heard much?
"Hmph. Deqing thought carefully for a long time and had never heard the name of Qiyun Temple, and snorted in disdainful nose
"I've never heard of it, I'm afraid it's not a fake monk, right?"
Originally, the people on the car heard a few monks live and wanted to laugh with disdain, but now seeing that they had a conflict with others, they all came over to see who was so bold that they dared to provoke the monks of Laolin Temple.
"Go, go, what to see?" As soon as they came around, the junior disciples of Deqing bombarded them with impatience, these people originally looked at a few monks with strong bones, and then remembered that Laolin Temple was famous for martial arts, and couldn't help but feel a little afraid in their hearts, but when they saw the chubby bald head in black clothes standing there with a fearless look, they only took a few steps back and continued to watch the excitement.
"A few haven't heard of it, so it's out of the way. Vacuum even omitted the title of mage, he pointed to the mobile phone that was still broadcasting
"Dare to ask a few people, acting like this, can you put the rules and precepts of Buddhism in your eyes?"
"We are keeping pace with the times and promoting Buddhism, what do you know, a wild monk who doesn't know where you came from?" Deqing turned his back with his hands and looked disdainful to argue with you, and some female fans on his mobile phone were still swiping the screen obsessively at this time
"Brother monk is so handsome. ”
"The bald brother teaches the ignorant bald head a good lesson. ”
"It's just that I don't know how much oil and water I eat when I look so fat. ”
The vacuum is not able to see what they say, if the vacuum sees Bao Zhun and is angry, he is already easy to get fat, plus he meditates and recites the scriptures every day and does not move much, and now he is indeed a little white and fat, and from the physiognomy, he is naturally worse than Deqing.
As for Deqing's promotion of Buddhism and keeping pace with the times, I have also watched the live broadcast of other monks, and I have also seen people shoot videos, either talking about Zen principles, or humorously telling some stories of good thoughts.
"Promote the Dharma?" Vacuum said solemnly, pointing to one of the monks whose clothes were not gathered and whose belly was still exposed
"Which of your eight-pack abs has scriptures engraved on them?" he pointed to Deqing's head as he spoke
"Which of these ring scars on your head has quit the mortal heart?"
As soon as the vacuum words came out, the crowd of onlookers around them burst into laughter, and some of them whistled and shouted loudly at the vacuum
"The big bald head is right, how many of you are flower monks, right?"
"That's it, I think this big bald head is a monk. ”
The vacuum was called green by a big bald face, Deqing was blackened by the face of a flower monk, and there were fans frolicking in the mobile phone
"Brother monk, we also like the flower monk. ”