Chapter 34: I don't need money to buy groceries!
"Get out of the way, who stole the animal feed?" Sun Sanbai nudged.
Yue Yunkun shook for a while, and after standing firm, he asked cheaply, "Then why is the elephant thin, but you are fat like this?"
"I'm fat because I don't like sports, I can't do sit-ups, the key is that your daughter-in-law doesn't press my feet?"
After speaking, Sun Sanbai also winked at Yue Yue in a sly manner.
"It's all said, it's sit-ups, it's sit-ups! Why don't I give you one on the spot? Also, press your feet to find your own daughter-in-law!"
He Jiong grabbed Yue Yunkun and said with a smile: "You two do something serious, stop bickering." Feed the animals, feed the animals quickly, buy groceries, hurry to buy groceries, remember to take care of the children. ”
Huang Lei said: "Do you expect Yue Yue to take care of them? Forget it, I don't know who takes care of whom." ”
"Teacher Huang, if you don't believe me, I will definitely be able to take care of them and help you buy the vegetables back. Yue Yunkun patted his chest and reassured.
"Then believe you, this is 300 yuan for buying vegetables, you can pack it first. Then, you go to the vegetable market and buy some pork, which should be all lean, and the more red and bright the meat, the fresher it is......... Finally, remember a principle, brush your face if you can, and bargain if you can, don't be embarrassed!"
Huang Lei took out the money in his pocket, counted three and handed it to him, and explained a lot.
Sure enough, the cook asks you to buy vegetables, which is very different from the mother who asks you to buy vegetables, with all kinds of detailed requirements.
Yue Yunkun repeated in a low voice: "The meat should be red, the vegetables should be green, and the yam should be iron......"
He Jiong smiled at Huang Lei and said, "You said so much, where did he remember it." Yue Yue, you just look at it and buy it, remember to save if you can, and buy it at a discount if you can, you know it?"
Yue Yunkun glanced at the pile of banknotes in Huang Lei's hand, and said puzzledly: "Don't we have more than a thousand yuan?
Huang Lei put the money in his hand back in his pocket and said with a smile: "That's because you don't know the price of our price here, show it to you." ”
As he spoke, Huang Lei shouted to the director team: "Director, how much is a bag of melon seeds?"
“50!”
"What about beer?"
“100!”
"What about the eight-treasure porridge?"
“50!”
Yue Yunkun was dumbfounded, pointed at the director team and asked, "Won't your conscience hurt if you sell things so expensive?"
"We don't like change either!" exclaimed the director.
He Jiong knew that they still remembered what they were fooled about last time, so he specially raised the price to pit the guests, and said: "Yue Yue, our director team is this virtue, the richest man Ma Qingyang came last time, and they didn't give face." ”
"Really, that's the richest man......
Yue Yunkun heard that the director team didn't even buy the face of the richest man, so he left in a huff and went to find Wei Baichen and them.
Rushing to the town by car, and then to the vegetable market, the distance was not too far, and Wei Baichen and they arrived in a short time.
Yue Yunkun waved at the crowd watching the bustle outside: "Hello everyone!
Female passerby A: "Xiao Yueyue, you are so handsome! I want to marry you!"
Yue Yunkun's face was full of surprise and said, "Really, are you so enthusiastic about everyone? Oh my God~"
Female passerby B: "Xiao Yueyue, I am against it! I am against your marriage, I will marry you too!"
Yue Yunkun was even more pleasantly surprised: "Ah, they are all so enthusiastic! However, if you want to marry me, I have to go back and discuss with my daughter-in-law." ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone was amused.
Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng's popularity is not weak, and there are always fans cheering everywhere they go.
Comparatively speaking, Wei Baichen's side is much weaker.
Although many girls pointed at him and whispered excitedly, they didn't greet him very warmly, because they didn't know what to call him yet.
These two episodes of the program are in the recording stage and have not yet been broadcast to the public, and Wei Baichen is a vegan, so naturally no one knows about it.
Wei Baichen didn't mind this, and calmly followed behind Yue Yunkun.
Zhang Zifeng was worried that he would be lost, so he leaned close to him intimately and comforted him in a low voice: "Brother Dabai, after the show is broadcast, there will be many people who like you." ”
Wei Baichen smiled: "Well, actually, I don't need so many people to like it." ”
Zhang Zifeng glanced at him in surprise, thinking that he was self-explanatory, so he didn't think much about it.
Despite being surrounded by people, grocery shopping had to go on as usual.
Yue Yunkun found the vegetable stall and asked the stall owner, "Sister, how much is your potato a catty?"
"I don't need money, I like to listen to your cross talk. The stall owner's eldest sister said boldly while taking pictures with her mobile phone.
Yue Yunkun picked up the potatoes and looked at them: "Thank you, thank you!
The stall owner's eldest sister was stunned and stood in front of the stall.
Peng Yuchang couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded in a low voice: "Brother Yue, isn't it okay for us to do this?"
"Teacher Huang didn't say that he could save it, people don't want money, how good it would be to give it to me. Yue Yunkun began to bag.
The stall owner's eldest sister put down her phone and watched him desperately fill the bag with potatoes, and her face turned green.
Zhang Zifeng persuaded softly: "Brother Yue, let's pay, don't we have three hundred yuan?"
Yue Yunkun smiled and didn't speak, handed the potato bag to the eldest sister, and said, "Eldest sister, I don't want much, ten catties, ten catties!"
The eldest sister of the stall owner took the potatoes with a wry smile and put an electronic scale, 4.92 kilograms, ten catties is a little bit worse.
"Eldest sister, it's not ten pounds, I'll add another one, okay?"
Obviously, the stall owner's eldest sister had two big words "bad" written on her face, but Yue Yunkun still picked a big potato and added it to the bag.
Zhang Zifeng followed behind, his face full of embarrassment, how many people knew him just now, and how many embarrassed he was now.
Yue Yunkun lifted the bag, turned around and prepared to go to the meat stall, and turned around to the eldest sister: "Thank you, the potatoes are delicious, we will come back next time!"
The stall owner's eldest sister tried to squeeze out a smile, and when she saw that they were far away, she began to edit the circle of friends, using the photos she had just taken, which read as follows:
"Potato Diao Chan - Fellow stall friends, the well-known cross talk actor Yue Yunkun is here in our vegetable market! Remember not to be polite! What price is what it should be! Otherwise, be polite and polite...... (wry smile) please spread and forward! please spread and forward!"
Yue Yunkun led the three of them to walk around in front of the butcher stall again, this time except for Wei Baichen, who could be calm, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng both half-covered their faces, for fear of being recognized.
Yue Yunkun followed the standards explained by Mr. Huang, looking for raw meat that met his heart, and finally found that the meat in a butcher shop was quite fresh.
"Boss, what's the price of your front leg pork?"
The boss was playing with his mobile phone, and just after he liked "Potato Diao Chan", he saw the real person, and said in a daze: "15 yuan a catty." ”
"Oh, I want money, right~Well, good~"
Yue Yunkun muttered in a low voice, and then picked the meat.
When the first three of them heard it, they said "ahh
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