"Cut, what else can you show me, take it out! ”

When Sun Sanbai saw Yue Yunkun's appearance, he knew that this guy was not well-intentioned.

Yue Yunkun smiled cheaply, rummaged through the pile of radishes, and suddenly shouted: "Ah, you are here!

Sun Sanbai saw him holding a huge radish king, and shouted to himself with excitement on his face, his eyes still glancing at his stomach.

"Yue Yue, I haven't beaten you for three days, can't you find Bei?"

Sun Sanbai rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture to beat him.

Yue Yun Kunhong is red, but it is also the existence of group bullying in Deyun's baggage shop.

Yue Yunkun smiled as he ran: "You seem to be able to catch up with me!"

Sun Sanbai really couldn't run fast, so he stood on the spot and muttered: "Who is like you, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind!"

Yue Yunkun stopped running, and said with a crossed waist: "You say I'm simple-minded? I'm a tease! Isn't tease your brain more flexible than yours?"

"Hey, hey, you two are arguing, don't take us with you! What do you mean that teasing must be more flexible than teasing?" Yan Hefei couldn't listen anymore, stood up and said, "I said, Xiao Yueyue, do you mean that we can't compare to you teasing?"

"No, how could I say that. As the saying goes, three points of teasing and seven points of praise, praise is still very important. Yue Yunpeng immediately changed his words.

"That's it, I'm too little!" Yan Hefei fought for face and proudly prepared to return to his seat.

Guo Dalin rushed out: "It's too little, what do you mean - we are not that important? But the popular ones are all our teases!"

Yan Hefei said with a smile: "Heh, that's because our position of praise has been ignored by the audience, and the limelight has been stolen away by the audience!

Mr. Zhou also helped: "That's a good point! I've long been unconvinced by the praise, why are you teasing all the fire?"

Meng Tang advocated that he wanted to speak and wanted to interject and refute, but he was killed by Mr. Zhou's small eyes, like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

Hahaha, he, the captain of the seventh team, is not worthy of his name, and he is always bullied by Mr. Zhou, the deputy team.

Huang Lei, He Jiong and others watched the excitement on the sidelines and watched with relish.

Huang Lei fanned the flames and said: "If you want me to say, you should have a fight, what's the point of just playing lipsticks!"

He Jiong hurriedly said: "Hey, don't don't, Mr. Huang, it's not good to fight, I think, it's better to compete!"

Sun Sanbai answered: "Teacher He's a good idea, today, let's use the show to compare and see if we are strong or strong!"

Yue Yunkun immediately shouted: "Let's be shameless! Let's compare today, let you see what is called teasing!

The two were counted as representatives of both sides, and the rest of the people stood behind them, naturally divided into two teams.

Cheering team - participants: Sun Sanbai, Yan Hefei, Mr. Zhou, logistics support staff: Wei Baichen.

Funny team - participants: Yue Yunkun, Guo Dalin, Meng Tangzhu, logistics support staff: Peng Yuchang.

Referee - Huang Lei, He Jiong, Zhang Zifeng.

Huang Lei likes to make noise the most, and excitedly ran to the front of the two teams and said: "Let's talk about it first, there are no rules to pay attention to in this game." If there is a vengeance, take revenge today, if there is a grievance, take revenge today! Don't show mercy!"

He Jiong smiled: "Teacher Huang, I haven't seen you so excited for a long time, are you really looking forward to them fighting?"

Huang Lei clapped his hands and laughed: "That's the best! If there is a fight, won't our show become popular!"

He Jiong patted him on the shoulder: "Heyer, Huang Laoxie is on the line! Then let's talk about it, what about this game, three wins in five games!"

"Okay!"

"No problem!"

Both sides are full of confidence and full of promises.

He Jiong continued: "Since this is the case, then please send representatives from both sides to speak ruthlessly! Remember, the more ruthless, the better!"

After some discussion, the two sides decided on the candidate.

The teasing team sent Yue Yunkun.

He squinted his eyes and smiled, made a small expression, and said viciously: "Kill you turtle grandchildren!"

"Hahahaha...... We're so scared~"

The team disagreed and sent Mr. Zhou to fight.

Mr. Zhou stood up and said contemptuously: "#*%$&^&......"

He babbled, making everyone present have a question mark on their faces.

Yue Yunkun asked, "What are you talking about?"

Mr. Zhou was also interesting, turned around leisurely, and said calmly: "I'm not an ordinary person, so I don't speak Mandarin." ”

Embarrassing!

This cruel thing is a bit embarrassing!

The teaser laughed at the other side.

Guo Dalin said: "Brother Zhou, you can't do this, you don't speak Mandarin yet, I don't think you can speak human language at all!"

"You're—"

Hall Master Meng also came out of the ranks, ready to laugh at him, but was once again frightened away by Mr. Zhou's small eyes, and silently retreated into the queue and did not dare to speak.

In order to save face for the team, Sun Sanbai shouted: "Hey, hey, let's not play tricks, how about a real fight with real guns?"

He Jiong saw that they were noisy, and hurriedly maintained the overall situation: "Let's stop fighting, let's play directly! In the first game, the team will first propose a game item!"

The cheering team gathered together, head to head, and talked in a low voice, discussing their own advantageous projects.

Wei Baichen also participated, and said his own suggestion, and when he finished speaking, the other three broke out into smug laughter.

Yan Hefei smiled: "Isn't this good?

Sun Sanbaile said: "What is this, make reasonable use of our advantages!"

The tease team laughed at them and knew they had come up with a bad idea.

Master Meng urged: "What is it better than?

"What are you anxious about! Aren't we just going to talk about it!" Mr. Zhou said.

Master Meng Tang was stunned for a second, his body retreated, he bent down and stretched out his hand, and said again and again: "You say, you say ......"

Mr. Zhou gave the nickname "Little Mister", with a dignified appearance, with curly hair, and walked to the comic team unhurriedly.

"This first game, let's compare academic qualifications! hehe. ”

As soon as they heard this, Yue Yunkun and Guo Dalin immediately jumped up and shouted at Huang Lei and He Jiong:

"Teacher Huang, Teacher He, can you compare this?

He Jiong looked at Huang Lei with a smile: "Teacher Huang, what do you say?"

Huang Lei patted his stomach and smiled: "The rules of our competition have been said a long time ago, but there are no rules, of course it is okay to compare academic qualifications!"

At this moment, the teasing team was embarrassed.

There is a joke in Deyun's baggage, called "Funny education is only junior high school", and now two of the three team members have been fulfilled, and this game is incomparable.

Yue Yunkun was deflated, waved his sleeves and said, "Forget it, forget it, you win this first game!"

"Yay!"

The cheering teams high-fived each other to celebrate their first victory.

If you have more education, Yan Hefei can crush them alone.

Second inning.

It's Tease's turn to propose the contest items.

After a few people discussed, Yue Yunkun smiled with small eyes, a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and walked out with a pace:

"In this second game, we don't need three people to go out, Dalin is enough for him to play alone!"

(Ask for rewards, ask for recommendation tickets, ask for collections, ask for everything~)

(Thanks to "Joke TV" for the tip!Thank you!)