☆、07108-cat employees

I think that the ball series products have entered a benign sales process: the proportion of ostentatious and curious buyers is decreasing, and the proportion of people who actually need it is rising.

The ball series has steadily moved towards serious commodities, gradually moving away from the image of Internet celebrities, and has become a must-have tool for cat owners with little money.

Then the senior brother retired completely—he had already let go of most of his hands a month ago—and returned to the Yunxia Sect to do his business wholeheartedly, and then Wu Chen continued to help me manage it for another three months, so that I could program all the trading processes, and the hired wildcat demonstrators could also work obediently under the care of the service robots, and Wu Chen also stepped down.

I moved all my merchandise to the online store, and the physical store became a mere display area, showcasing both the ball series and the cats who were comfortably cared for by the ball series. Customers who come to the exhibition area will be required to pay a visit fee after entering the exhibition area, and then they will need to renew their stay every half hour, or they can purchase a stay for several hours at once when they enter the door.

These showrooms can be used as cat cafes, but they do not provide food and drinks for human consumption, so customers who want to eat in the store can bring their own. After entering the showroom, you can read, play, chat, and sleep, but you are not allowed to damage any items in the store, including ball products, and you are not allowed to hurt cat employees. The parade scrolls on the ceiling at all times, keeping an eye on all the customers who come and go.

The exhibition store is open 24 hours a day, and when the cat employees don't want to work, they enter the bracelet space to rest, and when they leave the bracelet space, they can stay in the exhibition store to work. You need to work at least four hours a day, and you can save more time each day for a holiday, and every four hours you save can be exchanged for a day off. For example, if you work six hours a day for the first two days, you can take one day off and not work for four extra hours.

The premise of becoming a cat employee is to ensure that you can accept humans to move around you during working hours and will not attack humans, even if some humans do illegal actions and hurt the cat, the cat can only call for help, and cannot scratch and bite humans. After calling for help, the security robot will restrain the injured cat and human, throw it out of the showcase, and prohibit it from stepping into any of the storefronts of the ball lock within five seconds. Generally speaking, the service robot can detect when a human intends to hurt the cat and notify the security robot to deal with it, so that the human will not be allowed to practice the action of hurting the cat.

As soon as the service robot determines that someone has the intention of hurting the cat, the security robot throws the potentially dangerous person out of the store and prohibits him from entering the store again. It was useless for the man to cry out. Even if there is no reason for the monk to be a backer, and he says that he doesn't like someone to enter his shop, the officials of the mortal world will not care. As long as the monks do not break the law in the mortal world, it is not a matter to be slightly suspected of discriminating against some people.

For the sake of fairness, cats are also deprived of the opportunity to work in ball locks if they intend to attack humans.

☆、07109-exert residual heat

To put it simply, the current ball lock has become a shop for cats to work, and cats who are willing to abide by the rules of the ball lock can exchange their daily necessities by selling cuteness here. I spent more than half a year passing this meaning on to cats around the world, and by the way, I informed humans after the transformation of the ball lock.

Humans who feel average about cats: "Isn't there something wrong with the primary and secondary relationship?"

Humans who like cats: "There's nothing wrong with it at all. ”

Many wildcats curiously worked for a few hours at the ball lock, but not many stayed long. Most of the ones left behind were cats who had been human pets but had been abandoned by their previous owners, who had taken the objects they could interact with in the ball locks as new owners, and then regarded the parade that represented me as a mutant breed of cat.

It seems that the relationship between primary and secondary is a bit problematic, but it's good that the cat employees are happy.

A dog lover asked me if I could open a batch of similar stores for dogs.

I ignored the questioning guy who asked the question and accused me of discriminating against dogs, and then replied to the people I had consulted with: "Aside from the fact that I am more familiar with cats and make objects more suitable for cats, in fact, this is the same reason that there are far more cat cafes than dog cafes: the amount of activity of dogs, the frequency of barking, the aggression and affinity for people, etc., are not suitable for the ball lock mode." ”

Me: "Not to mention anything else, if a ball lock hires a dozen or so dog employees, how will they deal with the daily release? A dog will follow the group one by one? Will passers-by be frightened when they see a large dog and don't notice the group? Am I responsible for being frightened?"

Me: "It's going to be complicated. ”

Me: "On the other hand, I only need to pay attention to the situation in the ball lock store when I have a cat, as long as the cat has a ball lock and they leave, I don't care about the follow-up problems." This is to let the ball lock store use its residual heat, not to create a large job that requires new managers. ”

"How long will you be driving a ball lock cat café?"

Me: "If there are no major changes, it will probably continue to open?" I'm not sure, but it seems that these stores are not a hassle now, and it will not be a burden for me to continue forever. ”

"I found that none of the cat employees in the ball lock were neutered, but the ball lock employees were not affected when the cat was in heat outside, and they were still so lazy and lazy. Did you do anything?"

"I can answer that question. The therapeutic function in the bracelet space will adjust all the physical states that make the cat feel uncomfortable to make the cat comfortable, including calming the symptoms of recurrence, that is, directly erasing the estrus. ”

Me: "Yes. I didn't really think much about it, but that's how it actually works. After I realized this, I thought that most cat owners don't like cats in heat and giving birth to kittens, so I didn't change it. It's a bit troublesome to change, because the signs of estrus are too similar to the symptoms of many diseases. ”

☆、07110 - Break even

"I feel like I've discovered something. ”

"Monks don't get sick, monks don't have children......"

Me: "Yes, the principle is similar. Spiritual power pushes the semi-physiological and semi-psychological need of childbirth almost entirely to the psychological level, as long as you don't want to psychologically, then there is almost no physiological driven situation. They are all psychologically curious, like that feeling, and then deliberately promote a physiological response, and then there is a physical communication action, or there is no physical communication, and the germ cells are directly integrated. ”

"Does the fusion of germ cells feel anything?"

Me: "I'm afraid it's not the right question for me. ”

"Let's talk about theory. ”

Me: "Theoretically, the higher the cultivation, the more control a monk has over every part of his body, including every cell, so when his own cells are deeply integrated with the cells of others, he should feel it. ”

Me: "In the same way, when the fertilized egg is formed, I will also have a sense of connection with the fertilized egg, and this sense of connection will continue throughout the whole process of the fertilized egg developing into an embryo until it leaves the mother's body, and will not sever the sensory connection with the parents until the fetus or egg completely separates from the mother and becomes an independent individual. ”

Me: "Often, it is not completely severed. Some connections will spread to blood and genes, and even if the parties themselves cannot rationally perceive and distinguish them, there are some objective facts that can prove the existence of this connection. For example, the family's effective exercises for kinship within three generations, and the bloodline identification method. ”

Me: "Another example is me." My birth shocked and unbelievable so many people, and how did they finally confirm that my father was Elder Pei Ji? ”

"Can we break even with the tour fee we pay at the ball lock? Your cat staff is very mobile, and whenever a new employee comes, before they bring you income, you have to spend on them for bathing, deworming, feeding, etc., and sometimes you need to treat injuries, and then they may work for four hours, or even less, and then they will leave, and then come back in two days, and you will have to pay again. Lost money. ”

Me: "All things considered, it's a little profitable. The kind of irresponsible employees you are talking about, they only have two chances to be irresponsible, and if they have been cared for twice and run away before they have paid me back for care, then they don't have a third chance to get into the lock. ”

Me: "We've now screened out a lot of cats with bad records in this area. The rest of the cat employees, even if they run away after a while, will run after earning enough money for the services, food, etc. they enjoy, just treat them as odd jobs, and they will not be counted in the blacklist. ”

☆、07111-odd

"You've created a file for every cat you've ever locked the ball?"

Me: "yes. Identifying cats and recording cats is just as difficult for me as it is to identify a recorder. As long as you believe that people with a bad track record in the ball lock can't mix in the ball lock anymore, then you can also believe that the bad cat is also strictly isolated. ”

Me: "Also, those self-built groups that protect stray cats, you don't have to transfer your funds to me, I really didn't lose money when I kicked off the ball lock cat café, and money will definitely not be the reason for me to continue to lock the ball." You should continue to use your funds to take care of the cats who are not fit to be ball lock employees. ”

Me: "The requirements of the ball lock for cat employees are relatively high, just not afraid of people this will screen out a lot of cats, can not control the easy to attack people and then screen a batch, and then screen does not like to stay with many cats for a long time, have opinions on the working hours, etc., the final result is that the ball lock can not digest many stray cats. ”

Me: "There are only three ball locks in one of the largest cities in the world, and the ball locks with the most cat employees — employees who work at least six times a week — have only a hundred cats in one store. That is to say, according to the upper limit, there are more than 100 cats in each of the three stores in a city, and there are nearly 500 cats in each store, which is far less than the number of stray cats in a large city, and it is not even a fraction. The job of those of you who care for stray cats is much tougher than ball locks. ”

"Are there only a hundred in a store? How do I think I see a different cat every time I go to the ball lock?"

Me: "The flow of water comes and goes, and the proportion of people who are encircled and no longer run outside is very small. There are more rules in the ball lock, and stray cats who are used to freedom don't like it. ”

"Are there really a lot of rules for cats? It's just four hours a day, and that job is just a requirement to leave the bracelet space, as long as you leave, then it's work to continue sleeping or eating on your stomach on the soft cushion of the ball lock, cat climbing frame, etc., and this can't bear it?"

"I want to be a cat......"

"Maybe humans are too annoying. ”

"Annoying humans who can hurt cats or force cats to play with them have been banned from the ball lock. Now the people who can score locks are the type that can watch the cat sleep and watch quietly all day. ”

"It's not very quiet either. I also take pictures, touch my hair tentatively, and walk around. ”

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