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Chapter 583: It's so hard to feed people!

"You, why are you looking at me with such eyes, buddy orientation is normal, don't mess around! I'd rather die than follow!" Yu Hong was furious by Lin Hai's heart, clasped his hands to his chest, and said vigilantly.

"From your sister!" Lin Hai has a cigarette line, Yu Hong, this kid, is too funny.

But thinking that he was going to eat such a large lump of cow dung in his mouth soon, Lin Hai immediately showed a compassionate expression, and held Yu Hong's hands with great sadness.

"Damn, you have to come to the real thing, let go, otherwise I'll be indecent!" Yu Hong immediately called out exaggeratedly, causing Yun Hui'er next to her to giggle.

"Brother, I found a way to help you continue the meridians!" Lin Hai said solemnly, but the smile on his face made Yu Hong feel unreliable for a while.

"It's really fake, let me tell you, although I am a big-hearted person with a big belly who can tolerate the world's affairs, but if you joke about this kind of thing again, I will be really angry. ”

"What I said is true, I won't tease you!" Lin Hai finished speaking, took out his mobile phone again, gritted his teeth and took out the lump of cow dung.

"Your sister's Taishang Laojun is really not a thing!" The sticky feeling in his hand, coupled with a faint smell, made Lin Hai feel nauseous, and he simply scolded Taishang Laojun to death in his heart!

However, when he thought that Yu Hong was even more bitter, and he was about to eat this lump of cow dung in his stomach, Lin Hai's heart finally balanced a little.

"Damn, what is it?" Yu Hong and Yun Hui'er hurriedly covered their noses, looking at the unknown object that Lin Hai was holding in his hand, and frowned.

"Hey, hey. Lin Hai looked at Yu Hong and narrowed his eyes, like a wolf grandmother, and handed the lump of cow dung to Yu Hong's eyes, and Yu Hong hurriedly flashed back.

"Dude, you're so disgusting, is this cow dung?" Yu Hong immediately recognized it, and looked at Lin Hai with a burst of disdain.

"Cow dung, what are you talking nonsense!" Lin Hai's eyes widened, and he pretended to be indignant.

"This is cow dung, this is a healing treasure, used to heal your meridians!"

Yu Hong listened, suddenly grinned, stretched out a finger, and weakly pointed to the smoky cow dung.

"Dude, why the hell are you a three-year-old child, which healing treasure of this Nima family, looks like this?"

"This is, this is the ......" Lin Hai rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of a word.

"This is the elixir of the Western Regions, Yanyu intermittent ointment!"

"Yanyu intermittent ointment?" Yu Hong couldn't help but be stunned, "Why does it sound so familiar?"

"Nonsense, can you not be familiar, this is Jin Yong's grandfather's martial arts, as long as you have seen it, you must know!" Lin Hai smiled secretly.

"Yanyu intermittent ointment, didn't Zhang Wuji treat Yin Liting and Yu Daiyan's legs?" Yun Hui'er was beside her, and suddenly exclaimed.

Lin Hai immediately gave Yun Hui'er an appreciative look, at the critical moment, this chick is very good at cooperating!

"Hui'er is really well-informed, and even knows such secrets!"

"Secret, your sister, even if you have seen martial arts, you have seen a lot of knowledge?" Yu Hong was speechless for a while, and at this moment he also reacted, knowing why the name of this Yanyu intermittent paste was so familiar.

"Brother Yu Hong, let me tell you, as long as you eat my brother's smoke jade intermittent ointment, my brother will ensure that your meridians will recover immediately!" Lin Hai said with a smile towards Yu Hong.

"Pull it down, use the fictional things to coax me, is it interesting?" Yu Hong pursed his lips directly, and suddenly felt that Lin Hai was more unreliable than him.

"How is it fictional!" Lin Hai's eyes widened, "This is really Yanyu intermittent cream, if you don't believe it, don't you just try it?"

"If I don't try, it's disgusting to look at! I'm going to try it!" Yu Hong shook his head like a rattle.

"Your sister!" Lin Hai was speechless for a while, is this good for you to treat your injuries, why is it the same as begging you?

"Good medicine is bitter, brother, don't you understand such a simple truth?" Lin Hai had no choice but to persuade patiently.

"Don't look at the nausea of this medicine, but the effect is good, don't you say don't look at the advertisement to see the curative effect, let's not look at the appearance to see the curative effect, I guarantee that you won't regret it!"

"Also, our Yanyu intermittent ointment, but it is a pure natural herb essence, without a little additives, it is an authentic healing holy relic, without any side effects, it is a must-have medicine for home travel, hey, don't go......"

Yu Hong glanced at Lin Hai with a smile, and then said to Lin Hai for a while.

"Dude, I haven't served anyone when I'm so old, I'm really convinced today, you're a salesman, right?"

"Sell your sister!" Lin Hai's face suddenly smoked.

"Ask you again, whether you can eat or not!" Lin Haihu grimaced, soft is not good, he is ready to come hard.

"Don't eat, resolutely don't eat!" Yu Hong shook his head vigorously, his eyes were extremely resolute.

"Damn, you forced me!" After Lin Hai finished speaking, he directly stretched out his hands, and before Yu Hong could react, he directly clicked on his numb hole.

"Hey, hey, what are you going to do!" Yu Hong immediately noticed that his whole body couldn't move, and he couldn't help but show a panicked face.

"What are you doing?" Lin Hai smiled evilly, "Of course I fed you medicine!"

As he spoke, Lin Hai pinched Yu Hong's chin, and under Yu Hong's frightened gaze, he directly stuffed a large lump of cow dung in his hand into Yu Hong's mouth.

"Woo woo woo ......" Yu Hong's eyes were about to bulge out, and he couldn't move at all because he couldn't move at all, so he could only let Lin Hai feed the cow dung into it.

"Damn, it's really hard to feed people!" It wasn't until Yu Hong had swallowed most of the cow dung that Lin Hai breathed a sigh of relief and said with emotion.

"What? is he eating?" Yun Hui'er was beside her, her eyes suddenly widened, and her face was in disbelief.

And Yu Hong was even more stunned for a while, and then he felt sick to his stomach and almost vomited.

"My day, I leaked my mouth!" Lin Hai scolded secretly.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I mean, it's really hard to feed people medicine!" Lin Hai smiled and explained again and again.

It's just that Yun Hui'er looked at him for a moment, and from that shocked little look, it could be seen that she would believe Lin Hai's explanation.

Not to mention Yu Hong, at this moment, his two eyes glared at Lin Hai fiercely, with incomparable hatred, almost bursting into flames.

"Damn, I guess I can't get a good reward for my kindness, it's all to blame for that bastard of Taishang Laojun!" Lin Hai scolded secretly, looking at Yu Hong's expression, he probably hated himself to death!

"Let's untie his acupoints first, anyway, he has good intentions, and he will understand afterwards!" Thinking of this, Lin Hai connected his fingers and untied Yu Hong's acupoints.

"I'm going to kill you!" As soon as Yu Hong's body moved, he spit out the remaining cow dung in his mouth for the first time, and then with red eyes, he rushed towards Lin Hai.

"Hui'er parked and wanted to fight, I'll get out of the car and fight with him!" Lin Hai grabbed Yu Hong and said suddenly.

As soon as Yun Hui'er's car stopped, Lin Hai directly dragged Yu Hong down, and then stood with his hands in his hands.

"If you have a grudge, do it!"

"Hmph, dare to humiliate me like this, today is either you die or I die!" As he spoke, Yu Hong shouted loudly and pounced towards Lin Hai!