☆, 1277_ hypocrisy

My sister: "Isn't this sick?"

You're discriminating. However, obsessive-compulsive disorder is indeed a type of psychosis, right...... But what's wrong with being sick? I think that defining illness that doesn't harm others and doesn't feel uncomfortable is just an academic concept that you can eat and support. Besides, the detailed classification of mental illness is a matter of the previous life, and in this life, especially in the cultivation realm, there is no such thing, because most monks are not normal according to the standards of normal people in the previous life, that is, all of them are sick, and no one is qualified to discriminate against anyone.

Doing too many things you like until you are disgusted and disgusting, is it making yourself uncomfortable? Fortunately, it's like playing a game, if you get tired of it, you can change it, anyway, there are more games to do, anyway, there are many things that can be done in the cultivation realm.

I looked at the piles of Tongming Fruits in Xiao Suizhong, went to the senior brother, and asked, "Is the Tongming Fruit I have refined enough?" I believe he knows very well how much I have refined.

Senior Brother: "If you don't refine it for decades, it will definitely not be enough, so be stingy when selling or giving it away, and slow down the consumption rate." ”

...... I've never abandoned a game for decades in my last life, because I didn't live long enough. In this way, even if my OCD is more severe in my life, after a long, long period of washing, it may make my tired feelings about one thing gradually dissipate? Although my memory can remember the feeling of the moment, it will not have the same feeling when I recall it later, but it will be like a layer apart. The feelings of my past belong to my past me, and my present self may not be able to experience the same feelings again.

Let's see it in the future, anyway, I don't want to touch Tongming Fruit now, not only do I not want to refine it anymore, I don't even want to eat it, no matter how delicious it is, it will weaken the attraction to me. It's really a bit overdone. Suddenly, I can understand what it is like to say that someone in my previous life made a table of dishes but didn't want to eat them. It's not that the aggrieved little daughter-in-law doesn't necessarily eat too much when cooking, but simply cooking to get tired, and I don't want to do it anymore, and I'm so tired that I don't want to eat.

I asked Senior Brother, "What happened to the results of the Tongming Fruit you took before and used it to scare the Medicine Sect?"

The senior brother seems to be a very upright gentleman, or a well-dressed beast? He said: "It is the exchange between sects. The Medicine Sect postponed the time of the Dan Xiu Competition, and the opening of the Great Smash Bros. was also postponed. ”

Me: "There's no necessarily connection between the start time of the Medicine Sect Dan Cultivation Contest and the start time of the Great Brawl in the Cultivation Realm, right?"

Senior Brother: "Don't underestimate the influence of the Medicine Sect. When the Medicine Sect is disgraced and in a bad mood, most of the cultivation realm will wait to see their reactions: whether it is the short-sighted guys who have killed their face, or whether they show magnanimity to learn a thing or two from the lucky guys who are better than the Medicine Sect, and most importantly, the end of the Medicine Sect's response is to scatter wealth, so that public opinion praises them. Everyone is waiting expectantly, and there is no time to do anything else for the time being. ”

Me: "...... What have you been working on lately?" Why do your sentences, especially the one at the beginning of each paragraph, feel ...... Particularly hypocritical.

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Senior Brother: "Ah, it's a bit strange to talk, isn't it? I've been talking nonsense with the Medicine Sect lately." Those guys from the Medicine Sect, who talk with guns and sticks, choking back is not conducive to unity, and it is not my sect's style to endure them, so I am tired of coping with them. ”

I don't see where you're tired, but you're in good spirits.

Big brother: "Believe me, although I like to calculate, I don't like the twists and turns, which makes me feel like I have done useless work. Yao Zong is like this repeatedly, one thing makes them unhappy but they feel that it is necessary, so they have to mix it. In this regard, I prefer the atmosphere of the Sword Sect, and if I don't like it, I will break it up, and everyone will be relaxed. ”

Not really. If the Sword Sect is unhappy, it may cut you, and in the case of a small difference in cultivation, you are likely to not be able to beat the other party; In comparison, it is safer to provoke the Medicine Sect.

Me: "Did you take advantage?"

Big brother: "I have collected some labor fees reasonably. ”

I know that people who put you in a bad mood are always going to be unlucky.

Senior Brother: "Okay, don't worry about the Medicine Sect, they can't turn flowers unexpectedly in terms of the Enlightened Fruit, especially the Magma Enlightened Fruit, especially the ninth-layer Magma Enlightened Fruit, after it came out, they were obviously stunned. Even the words 'impossible' and 'Yunxia Sect cheating' were said. They have promised to set up a special prize for you at the Danxiu Contest. ”

I pragmatically asked, "What's the prize?"

Big brother: "It's still." Don't worry, I'll pull you out a practical one, and I will never let them perfunctory you with conventional pills. I mean, whatever you have in your collection is conventional. ”

That medicine sect must at least come up with a god-level, or a new and subversive pill in recent years.

During the Great Smash Bros., it was necessary for me to be careful of being sacked by the Medicine Sect.

Senior Brother: "The appearance of the ninth-layer magma clear fruit has completely softened the Medicine Sect, so our nonsense with them has come to an end. ”

Me: "That is, the postponed Danxiu Contest is about to start, and with it, the monk brawl is about to begin." ”

Big Brother: "That's right. In fact, there are already some small fights, and if you are interested, you can go to the library to buy the distribution map of Smash Bros., there is a version that only reflects the current situation, and there is also a version that is updated in real time. ”

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Me: "The latter is much more expensive than the former, is it cost-effective to buy the previous version multiple times, or is it better to buy a copy of the latter?"

Big brother: "The former one is cost-effective. If you don't take it and just buy the permission to 'watch', the cost per time is lower, and with your memory, watching it once is the same thing as buying it directly. Once you've seen the current Smash Bros. situation, you'll be able to choose your favorite arena. Generally, similar fights will appear in similar places one after another, so after you watch one, you can watch another one, and when you don't have to watch it, you can go back to the sect to buy the current situation distribution map again, and then look at it again. In this way, during the entire Smash Bros. period, if you are lucky, you may only need to buy the picture a few times. Because the further you go, the more familiar you are with the Smash Bros., the more people you know, and the more information sources you have, the less you need to buy a distribution map. ”

I nodded. Decide to buy the version that updates in real time.

Senior brother: "Of course, if I tell you about the cost performance, it's useless." I just remind you that the real-time update version needs to be connected to the Yunxia Sect's intranet to update. Always connected can be updated at all times, but always connected means that you and the Yunxia Sect have always maintained a state of communication, and in some situations where you need to be hidden, it will cause you to be exposed, so when you need to, pay attention to cutting off the network. There is a switch on the map itself, and it is more thorough to turn off the network directly than to shield yourself with spiritual power. ”

Me: "If you cut off the network, the distribution map will become static, and if you copy the static map, it will only reflect the current situation, right?"

Big Brother: "Yes, you can copy it and sell it." Anyway, the money you make by selling this is also included in the price you buy for real-time update charts. ”

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Real-time updates and current situation maps are two categories, and there are many sub-categories in terms of detail and refinement, and the more detailed and refined they are, the more expensive they are. It doesn't matter whether it is exquisite or not, but the most detailed version even has the information of each contestant, judge, organizer, host, and even more terrifying, it also contains the information of some viewers.

Want......

I looked at the most detailed version and drooled, but the price was also worth the amount of information, and I couldn't afford it, because I only charged contribution points......

Elder Hui Mushroom: "Nonsense, this is the version provided to the Elders. ”

Me: "Elder still wants to buy it, isn't it provided as a benefit for the sect?"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "Why should I do it, mother?"

Oh, personal products...... Is there room for bargaining?

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Me: "Is there anything I have that can be exchanged for this picture?" Contribution points are impossible, and the sum of my brother and sister and I is not enough, so we can only see if bartering is possible.

Elder Hui Mushroom: "No. ”

Boom...... I didn't give up and asked, "So, can I do anything to change this picture?"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "Do you think there's anything I need you to do for me?"

Me: "So, is there any way I can get this diagram?"

Elder Hui Mushroom thought for a while: "If Pei Ji buys it and transfers it to you." ”

Me: "...... Will he buy it?"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "When he couldn't afford it, he coveted it, and when he could afford it, he didn't buy it once." Your dad doesn't like to join in the fun now. ”

Me: "......"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "But you can try to beg him." Hey, isn't your birthday coming? Try to ask him for a birthday present. ”

There are still a few months, and besides, monks are not popular to celebrate birthdays every year, usually once in a hundred years—what, they can only live for a few hundred years during the foundation building period, and they have only had a few birthdays? Isn't it ashamed to be low? And if the monk has to celebrate his birthday every year like mortals, no one will stop him, but if he wants to use this as an excuse to ask for gifts from others, it is better to stop, and if he does not receive ridicule, it means that his popularity is very good.

If you are a monk with a low cultivation, you can make a compromise and celebrate your birthday once in ten years...... But I'm not 10 years old this year, when I was 20 years old...... Isn't it the year when Pei Bing became a spiritual treasure, that year I was still disliked by the Hehuan Sect by the disguise solidification, and directly caused the Hehuan Sect to define me as an outsider.

Pei Bingyin said miserably: "You dare to say a word of bad luck." ”

Me: "Twenty years old is still when I broke through to my peak, and it's not all bad luck. ”

Pei Bing accused: "Don't you still dislike me?!"

Me: "What are you yelling about? It doesn't make sense to calculate your actual age, the monk looks at his age before he is in infancy. "I want to be a little uncle...... Okay, don't continue to use him as a consolation bottom line, anyway, the actual age of the monk doesn't matter at all, and if the birthday celebration can't be an excuse to do something else, there is no need to celebrate.

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