Speaking of Ergou's roommate declining male, the reason why he is called a declining male is not groundless.

The nickname was given to him by his high school classmates, and he was baffled at the time.

Entering college, when the girlfriend of the declining man who has been in love for many years agrees to "give birth to a kitten", the boy is not to mention how happy he is.

It's just the first attempt, the woman cries out that it hurts, the second attempt, the man is not strong enough, and the third time ...... Well, there is no third time.

In the end, the boy didn't taste the sweetness, and it didn't take long for him and his girlfriend to break up.

It was also the first time he realized his "decay".

"Ahh

At this moment, the decrepit man was asleep, and suddenly a child downstairs screamed, sharp and piercing, and the young man frowned, struggling to keep sleeping.

The boy's second girlfriend was talked about in college and divided after work.

After all, the matter of giving birth to a kitten was successfully completed in this relationship. And in order to provide a place, young people deliberately rent a house after graduation.

The first two years were not bad, girlfriends would always come, and her parents had seen decrepit men, even if the girls were out for the night......

Knock knock.

At the knock on the door, the decrepit man's eyes opened.

During the day on Sunday, the hour hand points to the number 9. He fell asleep yesterday when he looked at his mobile phone in the bed and saw that he was in a trance, and he was harassed at 9 o'clock, and the young man felt inexplicably angry.

Presumably another girl who came over through the dog's rhetoric on the chat software. Fortunately, Ergou has stopped a lot recently, and the declining man didn't get up to worry about him, he buried his head in the quilt and tried to fall asleep again.

In the third year after graduation, the decrepit man changed his house to rent, and as soon as he signed the contract, his black and thin classmates from the university came to ask to stay overnight. At that time, he happened to be tired of the life he was accustomed to, and he was especially excited to hear that his old friend had come.

Then, Ergou just relied on himself. After a while, the girlfriend of the declining man ran away. And now the lease term of the house is about two months. The young man gritted his teeth and said goodbye to the thin black man.

This former college roommate and current roommate has never done a good thing from beginning to end - the black thin man used hypnosis to match the decrepit man and a girl who was as beautiful as his first love to bed.

At the bedside, the young man thought: Brothers are brothers after all, what a lot of fun!

Who knew that at the end of the bed, when the hinting effect disappeared with the end of the matter, the decrepit man looked at the shy ordinary woman in front of him, but felt annoyed and angry.

The dog even hypnotized him!

This is also one of the reasons why the decrepit man is reluctant to communicate with Ergou, and he tries his best to avoid looking into the other person's eyes, or sit quietly and chat with his old friends. The young man is afraid that he will be hypnotized unconsciously, and he may turn back and hand over the money to the landlord and say that he will renew the room fee for another three months.

The bedroom door was closed, but the sound of the living room was faintly heard. The decrepit man found that he was not sleepy, so he yawned and went to grab the mobile phone next to the pillow.

The words across the wall seemed sparse and vague, but when I heard the girl's voice, the decrepit man's head was full of thoughts, and it was quite a good posture.

There is a girl of the same age as himself in his department, and she is the only woman, but her appearance is not flattering. There were more girls in other departments, but they were all four or five years older than him, and many of them started to speak.

But he would rather communicate more with those wives than look at the "department beauties" diagonally across the table, to put it simply, there is not even a single and pleasing woman in the company.

Therefore, he is extremely yearning for girls of the same age, and now there is a girl outside, and he is inexplicably a little excited.

However, the declining man immediately punctured the fantasy in his head. Let's not talk about the probability of a beautiful girl appearing in this house, even if someone is really fooled, the moment the second dog opens the door, he will run away.

Most of the people who can stay and communicate with the dogs have seen it, and they all look crazy.

In such a comparison, the "single little princess" in the department is not so ugly. The decrepit man pondered.

His eyes were sore and tearful, but he didn't bother to wipe them, and it was so itchy that he stretched out his hand to rub it vigorously.

In addition to the lifelong events that have not been settled, the work of the declining man has also fallen into the quagmire:

When he first joined the company, he thought that he would never be one of those lazy and procrastinators. But in practice, young people find that unless they are young people with talent and hard work, the probability of promotion is very small. After about the second year, the declining man will be able to see what he will look like twenty years later.

Earlier, he had to set 6 alarm clocks, but now 1 is enough. It's not that the decrepit man can get up, but now he can sleep calmly for half an hour against the noise of the alarm clock.

He couldn't have imagined a reason to wake up, both on weekdays and on weekends.

When he had a girlfriend, he was very reluctant to go shopping, but now, the decrepit man will definitely accept it gladly - of course, this will have to wait until he finds another girlfriend.

Every time you reach a stage in your life, you will find that things have entered a cycle of death......

The girl's voice came from time to time, and the decrepit man couldn't help but think about the other party's appearance. As it happened that his bladder also agreed with his decision, he kicked off the quilt and got up with difficulty.

The young man noticed that he was sweating a lot, and thought to himself: it's time to change to a thinner one.

The living room is dark, and the same is true for the entire community, especially when the bedroom door is still closed. The decrepit man habitually brought the door to the door, and when he passed by Ergou's bed, he glanced at it.

The second dog and the girl stopped talking. I saw the girl sitting on the edge of the bed solemnly, observing the owner of the house.

The decrepit man came to the toilet, first "put the water", and then began to arrange his messy hair in the mirror. Although it is not as good as the head of the second dog, the head of the decrepit man has not been washed for three days, and if you smell it carefully, you can smell the smell.

Is it the light? After all, the glimpse just now made the young man's heart pound. He also realized that he hadn't done this in a long time......

Outside the decrepit man's house, Sakura puffed up and looked at the door. The girl's original plan was to observe Ergou, but it happened that Chai Mi was going in, so she wanted to take the opportunity to get into the house as well.

However, even a veteran like a shrine maiden can't guarantee success with the skill of "tailgating". The door of the two dogs was not opened very much just now, and the time left for Sakura was also very short.

With a "bang", Sakura was shut out.

Forget it, it's just an ordinary customer anyway...... The girl thought.

After feeding Huahua last night, she couldn't wait to rush back to the shrine, wanting to use the night to transfer her property. Thinking about Futago's big bag of coins, Sakura's face was always full of smiles.

But when she opened the donation box and grabbed a handful of coins with her big palm, the girl felt tired.

Sakura let go of her hand, leaving a coin, and then led it to the sidewalk, where she could clearly see the name of the arcade engraved on it by the streetlight, Dirty Cat.

The girl habitually turns into a goldfish, and the second dog falls off the altar in an instant.

But Sakura doesn't hate him. The dog used his magical power to make the aunt hand over the change, and the girl always felt that it was a bad breath.

She doesn't have much to do with others, but she will be angry with the aunt who says that the shrine is not good, angry with the other aunt who robbed her of her bread money, and the girl will always be angry with Liu Wei.

At this time, Sakura laughed at herself: Look, it's good that you are a transparent person, otherwise you would have quarreled with humans all day long, wow, who can stand you?

Through the texture, she picked out the change that her aunt threw in from the donation box, and then carefully brought it home. Finally, it was placed on the table.

She ate a few slices of vegetables without salad dressing, which she felt like she was chewing grass, and then made some cereal. The girl waited for Liu Wei for a while, but became angry.

Thinking that she had been summoned by her master, Sakura walked to the bedside with a step that could be heard, and she could sleep on the bed tonight without feeling sorry......

And a new day is like heaven for Liu Wei.

He didn't know if there were tall buildings in heaven, but viagra at least knew that he must be on the highest point there, whether it was a tree or the spire of a tower......

On the table is a coin that Sakura has taken.

The girl wears a sweatshirt, which is the signature pajamas for her, due to the recent heat-up, the girl pulls the zipper down a little, and the fitted clothes are fine, but the large size of the sweatshirt becomes a little dangerous.

When she bent down to pour the milk just now, Liu Wei stared at it for a long time.

"Mingwa can't do anything, but he takes someone else's money......" Sakura sat down, looking at the coin and muttering.

And Liu Wei's dirty hands couldn't be controlled at once, so he touched the girl's head.

After touching it, he remembered that it was Chai Mi who liked to be touched on the head. However, sensing that Sakura did not resist, Liu Wei touched it a few more times, "You have worked hard." ”

Who knew that the girl was in tears instantly, but her eyes widened, and after adjusting her emotions, Sakura said, "Then I'll borrow it for you first." ”

"Yes. Liu Wei counted the aunt's change with great interest, including a "dirty cat" game coin. The 15 coins of different sizes add up to a little more than eight dollars, and viagra smiled: "Go buy bread?"

"Would you like bread?" Sakura asked earnestly.

"No, that's enough for me. Liu Wei grabbed the big biscuit, and then looked into Sakura's eyes, "I'll buy it for you." ”

Thinking that Liu Wei was still thinking about others when he was poor, Sakura's nose suddenly became sour, and she froze for a moment, trying her best to control her emotions.

Knock knock.

There was a knock on the door, and Sakura quickly stood up and hid to the side.

"It's early. Liu Wei sighed. He didn't rush to open the door, but went back to the bedroom and glanced at the clock.

When I got home after watching the movie yesterday, it was more than 12 o'clock, and although he didn't sleep enough this morning, it was just that Sakura stepped on the blanket on the yoga mat when he got out of bed, and viagra woke up.

When Liu Wei turned back and opened the door unhurriedly, the door was empty. He scratched his head and went back into the house.

"Nobody?" Sakura asked in a whisper.

"No, I don't. Liu Wei picked up the biscuit and continued to nibble, because the milk was about to expire, the two of them had a cup each, so the original biscuit became a moist milky biscuit, and Viagra ate it very happily.

"Why are your eyes red?"

"No. Sakura muttered.

"It's really red, are you okay?"

"Say no, there's no wow!" the girl raised her voice, she took a bite of the biscuit, chewed dozens of bites, and added, "Bad guy." ”