Chapter 9: The Misfortune of Being a Matchmaker

"Hello! My name is Zha Hengchang, maybe you don't know me, but none of this matters. One day I passed by the window of your class and saw you.

You are beautiful, the wind gently ruffles your hair, and the sun shines on your delicate face. I was fascinated by all this, and I was so impressed that I went home and lay in bed without sleep. My mind is full of you, and I can't get rid of it for a long time. You're such a disturbing girl, I think I'm in love with you...... Not knowing what you like to eat, this chocolate hopes you will. Would you like to chat on the playground after class?"

Liu Li squatted on the thatched pit of the public toilet and covered his mouth, but he still laughed unkindly.

"Pot, it's been written for so many days, and it should still be copied in the middle. Alasβ€”there's a lot of nonsense, but the last sentence is the point! Not smart! But if only I had him as tall, wouldn't it be nice if I didn't need to read love letters directly?"

He still itched in his heart when he looked at the chocolates, but he felt that it was a little bad to do so. This is given to other girls, and they know the consequences of being eaten by themselves.

The pot sitting in the classroom had a smile on his face, and he was fantasizing about being with the girl. Hand in hand, the two strolled through the playground with laughter. He laughed unconsciously, but he didn't know that his heart's love letter had been read.

Liu Li came to the door of Class 6, and there were some students chasing and fighting, and they were scolding people from time to time. He saw the girl in the back row, reading quietly.

"Tsk, good luck for the pot, this girl seems to be a top student. The days after the pot are not ordinary. Liu Li shook his head, feeling a little envious.

Liu Li grabbed a person who was playing with someone with his big hand, and he said with a fierce face: "Boy, let me ask you, what is the name of the woman at the back of your class?"

This person is only a little more than one meter five, and Liu Li, who looks at one meter seven, is really tall. He swallowed his saliva and asked cautiously, "Are you talking about the squad leader?" ”

"Wang Fen?squad leader?" Liu Li touched his chin and said in a solemn tone.

Because the class leader is beautiful, so seniors often come to her to fall in love, this person seems to have guessed something, he laughed and said, "Brother, do you want me to help you call her out?"

Liu Li smiled: "What do you say?

He nodded and ran inside. But after a while, Wang Fen walked out, looked around, her voice was sweet, and said, "Who is looking for me?"

Liu Li looked at Wang Fen and said secretly in his heart: "The height is about the same as mine, and the voice is good, tsk." ”

"I, I'm looking for you. Liu Li walked over and took out the chocolate.

"I'm in the second class of the eighth grade, and my brother asked me to give it to you. He said he likes you and wants you to come in the evening. Liu Li smiled.

Wang Fen's little face began to be a little rosy. She looked at Liu Li, looked around again, and whispered, "What's your brother's name?"

Liu Li looked at Wang Fen's delicate face, his heart quickened a little, and he felt his mouth dry. He rolled his eyes, and he didn't want to say the name of the pot, but his own name. He sighed secretly, who told him to promise the pot. Besides, the love letter inside is still inside, and it is very likely that it will be his future sister-in-law at that time, so his eyes are off Wang Fen's body under the weight of his mind.

"Zha Hengchang!" Liu Li finished stuffing the box to Wang Fen, and then turned his head and left.

Wang Fen returned to the classroom and opened the chocolate box and looked at it. Then she covered the box and put it in the table box, she sat on the chair with a little shame on her face, and whispered in her mouth: "Zha Hengchang...... Zha Hengchang ......"

Liu Li thought as he walked, his eyebrows locked: "The pot is so blessed, tsk......t"

He muttered all the way back to the classroom. Ju'er had been waiting impatiently, and even thought about the worst outcome, such as the girl not accepting the gift......

Seeing Liu Li coming back, Hu'er's face suddenly burst into laughter.

"How?" he asked, anxiously.

Liu Li smiled slightly: "Of course there is no problem, her name is Wang Fen, I didn't ask for the phone, she accepted the gift." ”

"Great! Great! She'll come in the evening as long as she sees it. The pot was full of joy.

Liu Li looked at the classmates around him and said in a low voice: "Be quiet, do you want to make it known to the whole city?"

Ju'er nodded, still unable to hide her excitement. Liu Li sat down and said, "Are you very confident in your love letters! What if she doesn't like it?"

"My love book is so good, how could she not ...... Hey!...... Damn, how did you know about my love letters? I knew you were unreliable...... "Ju'er grabbed Liu Li's neck and yelled, his long nails almost digging into his skin.

Liu Li said: "I guess! Ju'er, you are so mysterious every day, and the corners of your mouth show a lewd smile from time to time. Even a fool can see that you are writing a love letter. And all you give me is a chocolate box, so the love letter is inside the chocolate. If I'm right, you should put the love letter on top of the chocolate, because you want her to see the love letter first, not the chocolate. Right?"

After hearing this, the pot slowly let go of his hand, and said apologetically: "Xiao Li, I'm sorry, you see I pinched your neck red." I...... I. ”

Liu Li shook off his hand and said, "Actually, your reaction is normal, but I did my best for you, so it doesn't matter if you don't say a word of thanks." Still doubt me!Hehe, you're so disappointed and sad for me!" Liu Li said with a sad face. Even the corners of his eyes were moist, as if tears were about to fall out in the next moment.

Ju'er was ashamed by Liu Li, but he was poor in words. Finally, he said, "I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow and invite you to smoke." Don't be angry...... Don't be angry, just kidding. ”

Liu Li didn't make a sound, pretended to be angry and walked to the window and turned his back to him. secretly said in his heart: "It's good that I'm witty, otherwise it would be over." Ju'er's IQ has beaten him more than 100 times in minutes. Hehe, I cheated on a meal. ”

He touched the corner of his eye and showed a smile, which made the other classmates see a wave of disdain, and then avoided it.

In the afternoon, Liu Li and the cat were lying on the bed playing with their mobile phones, and his eyes hurt from playing. All of a sudden, they opened the pot and walked in with a plastic bag and put it on the table. He said with a gentle face: "Brother Li! On this table is the fried rice I bought for you, junior brother, are you playing a game? I'll help you." ”

He snatched Liu Li's mobile phone and started playing.

Liu Li and Mao'er looked at each other and looked at him.

"Xiao Li, is the pot taking the wrong medicine or not taking the medicine. The cat was surprised.

Liu Li smiled, as if everything was under his control. He smiled and whispered, "Ju'er, Ju'er, your temperament is firmly controlled by me, and playing with you is completely like child's play......

He looked at the cat, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise: "Cat, you're hungry! Let's eat together, leave him alone." ”

The cat nodded and opened the plastic bag. Inside is a paper bowl, and a few pairs of chopsticks. The fried rice is filled with a lot of coriander and tempeh, which Liu Li prefers. The two finished eating, and Liu Li even licked the paper bowl clean. Although Ju'er was playing a game, he swallowed his saliva from time to time. provoked the cat to laugh, Liu Li took out a cigarette and handed out a pot.

The dormitory was full of smoke, and Liu Li said, "Ju'er, it's okay, I'm not angry." ”

As soon as the words fell, Ju'er put down the phone and smiled: "You are not angry, I know, this is what I should do." By the way, Brother Li, can you give me an analysis and analyze that Wang Fen will come in the evening?"

The cat looked at the two of them, not knowing why.

According to the scene at the time, and the shyness on her face. and the body fragrance on her body, as well as her appearance, height, and chest circumference...... Uh! No, no, that's wrong. Anyway, if you think about it all things considered, she must have a 50% chance of coming!" Liu Li said seriously, as if it made sense.

Ju'er listened carefully, but he didn't expect it to be all nonsense. A white eye was given to him, and the cat seemed to be neglected. Questioning the two of them, of course the pot can't be said.

The cat looked at Liu Li again, and Liu Li was about to open his mouth when the pot glared.

"Look, it's the pot that won't let me say, and I can't help it. Liu Li looked helpless.

Ju'er bypassed the topic, and several people came to the classroom with some frolicking.

Liu Li walked next to a girl in the front row, who was doing her physics homework with her head down. He sat down in front of the girl, one hand on his cheek, a smile on his lips, and looked at it carefully.

The girl's name is Wang Li, she has a public face, and she is the kind of unknown existence in the class. If you throw it into the crowd, it will disappear, and even if you read a book together for three years, you may not have this person in your memory when you graduate.

Wang Li's face was a little flushed when he stared at her, and she covered her face and said, "Liu Li, what are you doing!"

A cheap smile appeared on Liu Li's face, and he looked at Wang Li's eyes and said.

"Nothing, can't I look at you?. ”

Wang Li immediately buried her head and played with the corners of her clothes under the table, her movements a little stiff. The sound is so small that it is almost inaudible.

"Yes. ”

Liu Li coughed and said, "Forget it, forget it, you can do your homework well! Then Liu Li walked away and returned to his place.

"How's it going? Jull asked in a low voice.

Liu Li took out two pens from his pocket, threw one to him and said with a smug face: "Who are your brothers, I can catch them." ”

"You're still bad, but you won't scold her, will you?" Why did she crawl on the table and stop moving, crying?" Hu'er worried, after all, scolding or beating a girl in the class is a "felony".

"No! she's just shy. Liu Li played with the pen he had just arrived.

The two classes passed in a hurry, and Liu Li didn't notice it from beginning to end. There was an inconspicuous girl in the front row who turned her blushing face from time to time and looked at him blankly. The two talked and laughed, and she also followed the corners of Liu Li's mouth to rise, but she was afraid of being discovered. So they just glanced at it secretly and turned their heads, and after doing their homework for a while, they started peeking again. He bought some snacks at the commissary, which added up to more than thirty dollars. I felt a little distressed when I felt that my mother had given me money and that there wasn't much left. As soon as he walked to the door of Langde's dormitory, he heard an angry voice downstairs.

"Liu Li, you bastard! I'm going to kill you......"

Liu Li heard the sound of the pot and suddenly his scalp was numb, although he didn't know what was going on, he could hear that he was not joking.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, he was about to come up, and he hurried into the dormitory.

"Xiao Li?" called Langde.

Liu Li threw the snack to Langde, and said in a panicked voice, "Langde, if the pot comes to you in a while, he will say that he didn't see me, understand?"

Langde took the snack a little blindfolded, but nodded anyway.

Liu Li immediately crawled on the ground, rolled under the bed and hid, not daring to make any sound.

Almost everyone in the entire sixth class had seen Liu Li, but it was the first time to see him so embarrassed. But no one dared to say anything, and played with their mobile phones by themselves. Less leaning, the pot walked in with a shovel. His eyes were red, as if they were about to drip blood. The green tendons on his hands burst out, as hideous as a coiling dragon.

He said coldly: "Langde, where is Liu Li, tell him to come out for me!"

Langde's expression was as usual, and he glanced at the pot a few times: "You have a good hand of coins! You asked Liu Li to come to my dormitory to look for it, haven't you woken up? What do you want to do with a shovel? Beat people? Come and come, come and beat me up." ”

The whole dormitory stared at him and sneered, as if Langde would rush up and fight as soon as he said a word. Ju'er looked around and said when he saw the unkind eyes of so many people. Then he said in an easy-going tone: "If you're not there, forget it." After saying that, he turned around and left, closing the door by the way.

Lang De snorted coldly, and after a long time, he said slowly, "Xiao Li, come out quickly!" He went downstairs. ”

Liu Li slowly got up, patted the dust on his body and said, "Lao Jia, thank you." ”

The scene just now really made Liu Li tremble, if the shovel hit his head, the consequences can be imagined. Langde smiled: "What are you doing with me about this, the key is that I can't get used to the way he loads coins, and I feel very dragged like that." ”

Liu Li climbed onto the bunk and opened the snack bag. The brothers who went down to the bottom and the top bunks scattered.

"Brothers, eat slowly. Thank you!" Liu Li said.

"Thank you, Brother Li!"

"It's okay, Brother Li, you're polite......"

......

"Why are you so rich today?" said Langde as he drank the yogurt given by Liu Li.

Liu Li smiled and did not answer. I just peeked at his love letters, how could he lose his temper like this according to his thoughts. Turning his face so quickly, he didn't digest his lunch in the afternoon, what is the place that hasn't been calculated?"

Langde asked Liu Li with great interest about the cause and effect, and he didn't have any secrets.

"This pot is too stingy, as for it!" Langde was also a little puzzled after hearing this.

Speaking of which, Liu Li thought about it for a long time and still couldn't figure it out. After a while the door opened, and a stronger man entered, and he looked around. Then he said: "Brother De, Brother Li is not here." ”

Liu Li sat up, scratched his head and said, "What's wrong?"

"Why did you mess with the pot? He couldn't find you and turned your bed upside down. The fat man said.

"Damn! I like this temper tantrum. Langde, who was still looking at the pot just now, quipped.

Liu Libai glanced at him and said, "Then what are you doing here? Help Ju'er find me?"

"Brother Li, I'm here to tell you that you must not go back. The fat man looked innocent.

Liu Li climbed out of bed, put on slippers and said to Langde: "I'll go down first, otherwise my bed will be wasted." ”

"Okay, be careful. If he dares to touch you, I'll chop off his hand. Langde said as he touched his hair.

Liu Li nodded and pulled the fat man out.

"Brother Li, he has something in his hand, you can't go down!" The fat man seemed to be a little unwilling to let Liu Li go down.

Liu Li looked at the fat man and said, "You are really a fool, he deliberately went to turn over my bed." Just so that you can come and give me a message, so that I have to go back. You think he doesn't know I'm in the Langde dormitory? You think he doesn't know you're coming up to me?"

The fat man was speechless and froze in place, he meant well. I want to tell Liu Li, who ever thought of the pot's routine. When he came back to his senses, Liu Li had already gone downstairs. Liu Li suppressed the fear in his heart, walked into the dormitory, and saw the quilts all over the floor. Ju'er sat on the edge of the bed with an earthy face, as if waiting for him to return.

"Ju'er, I'll admit that I didn't do it right. But you're too stingy, aren't you? Liu Li's face was slightly calm, and he didn't look like a thief.

"Is this a matter of reading love letters?" Ju'er slowly raised her head and saw Liu Li's indifferent expression.

Immediately stood up, picked up the shovel and was about to strike.

Liu Li didn't dodge or dodge, looked at him and didn't speak. The old guy hurriedly hugged the pot from behind and became a peacemaker: "Forget the pot, what a big deal, it's not enough." ”

"That's it, what's the use of you hitting him. It's better to sit down and settle the matter. The cat followed suit.

The pot hesitated for a moment, looked around, threw the shovel, sat down, and began to be silent. Liu Li secretly breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the quilt on the ground, patted it and put it on the bed.