Chapter 15: Drunkenness

I can't remember what happened next, the last picture in my mind is the boss holding the fifth and sixth, the second supporting the seventh and tenth, a few people swaying away, and another person supporting me, well... That's Daji's face, when did she go?

When I opened my eyes, this room was simple and simple, but full of life, when did this thing appear in the underworld? I rubbed my head, and I had a headache.

I got off the bed and looked at the window, which was carrying some green plants and flowers, which I had brought back from the world before, and there was a row of roofs outside the window.

I'm on the second floor... Looking down again, well, it was a soup shop modeled after Meng Po, and the business was much better than before.

This is the second floor of my home... When is there a room I don't know about..... Daji's bedroom......

The whole small building, only here I haven't been here once, I haven't seen it once. It seems that Daji picked me up yesterday, and the boss is really them, they are all immortals, how good it would be to send me back to the thatched hut in Yanjun Village.

Daji walked in with two bowls of soup and handed me one.

Said: "Your Majesty, how does it feel to be drunk?"

I shook my head, indicating that it was not very good, and my head was still a little groggy, so I clicked on my body a few times... Well, when you are more sober, you don't have any negative feelings, and that's the benefit of practice!

Daji looked at me with blank eyes and said, "Your Majesty, you are cheating!"

I smiled and said, "Practice hard, you can cheat in the future!"

Daji stomped her feet in anger!

I asked, "Why did you run over yesterday? Don't run around at night a female ghost, although you are a ghost, you have a count of how much you have cultivated! You bought this soup? It's delicious!"

The probability of being molested by a lonely female ghost at night in the underworld is very high, although she can't do anything, she still can't stop those perverts on the top of the color words. Usually the pervert will be reincarnated as a dust woman, and he will be molested before and after his death. But if Daji is molested, there is no such opportunity, and the ghosts and gods will not be reincarnated, so they can only suffer. Other ghosts and gods have some cultivation, and there is no problem at all in fighting dozens of little ghosts, but Daji, I don't know why, I still haven't grown too much after sealing the ghosts and gods, and I haven't started the law of forgetting feelings until now, seven emotions and six desires, she is still reluctant.

Daji said a little angrily: "I didn't buy it, it was snatched from Meng Po by a drunkard last night, and it was mixed with Du Kang's wine, and he shouted that it was brought to me." ”

......

This is what I did??? I hurriedly went to find the money bag, although the coins made by Ji Chang are ugly, but they are easy to use!

Daji covered her mouth and smiled: "You don't need to look for it, I paid Meng Po with your money yesterday." ”

I nodded, it's okay, the money is given, it shouldn't be very ugly.

Everything in the underworld is different from thousands of years ago, and the previous two applications received the approval of the Emperor of Heaven at the beginning of the second year. The Emperor of Heaven simply wrote a big "Ke" word.

So the underworld is doing it again!

The second child personally went out of the horse, and by the way, he pulled up the fourth child who had been abdicated, the fourth child was very reluctant, he really felt the happiness of starting a family after he quit, and he was happy with the woman every day, and he didn't have so much time to be idle when he used to do Yan Jun.

The fourth child still followed the second child, and it is really difficult to find someone in the underworld who will search better than the fourth, and the fifth child is much worse than the fourth child in this job!

The boss is leading the reform of the prefecture, the fifth and I are assisting, and the sixth and seventh are counting the ghosts of the prefecture to prepare for the migration and set the number of lifespans. For this matter, Yan Jun specially formulated a new set of judges' punishment standards, and the judges were studying collectively.

It was rare for the boss to come to Huaicheng from the Yan Jun Palace, and I accompanied him to see the weather in the city, and Daji stayed in the small building to help me work.

"Lao Jiu, you're doing a good job, the cloth shops are all out, the soup shop over there is imitating Meng Po, and Du Kang's tavern has also opened!"

"It's all Daji helping, she made it the way she did when she was in the world, and I look good. ”

Huaicheng's city planning is indeed from Daji's handwriting, she can't do it in practice, but she is a good hand in city planning, after all, there are few people in the underworld, and there are no more than ten fingers to count.

The boss dragged me to the soup shop and soup, he didn't expect to drink anymore, Du Kang's new research was still far from Da Luo Jinxian, and he couldn't learn my method.

The soup shop is a ghost for husband and wife, the husband is called Wen Chong, and the wife is called Wen Li. Wen Chong is Fan Li's old friend in the world, and he stayed in hell for a long time after his death, and he was released in the previous paragraph.

asked him to be a judge, but he didn't go, but when Fan Li was in the world, he started a business, and found a companion for himself, and now he is doing business every day and counting money and waiting for reincarnation.

The soup sold by Wen Chong is very similar to the taste of Meng Po, and it is slightly mixed with some other flavors, which is a little special.

The boss drank three bowls in a row and said, "Wen Chong, don't you see if this soup is boring, why don't you come and become an official! If you don't want to be a judge, you can also help manage the city!"

Wen Chong still shook his head, and said lukewarmly: "I understand Yan Jun's kindness, Wen Chong really doesn't want to be an official, and now he just wants to wait for reincarnation." ”

Gou Jian is still suffering in hell, and when he heard that Wen Chong was fine, he ran over to watch.

The boss doesn't persuade anymore, anyway, it will take more than a hundred years for Wen Chong to be reincarnated, don't think about the priority of ghost reincarnation with this kind of problem, it's useless to have money, just persuade him the next time we meet.

The boss drank the fourth bowl of soup and said: "Lao Jiu, how do you think the area of the underworld should be adjusted? The world was once turned into Kyushu during the Yu period, but now it is more than Kyushu, and the methods of the Xia Dynasty cannot be used, it is too rough." ”

I said: "Before the Xia Dynasty, you don't have to think about it, there is no reference value, the people at that time were simple and easy to manage, but now it doesn't work, now don't talk about people, the ghosts who died are much more treacherous than before." ”

The boss nodded, frowned again and said, "I also thought about Shang and Zhou, but the rule of these two dynasties over the territory was too loose, and you can see that the world has begun to be chaotic again." ”

"Yes, let's think about it slowly, anyway, this matter has to wait for the statistics of the sixth and seventh children, but I'm not in a hurry. ”

There are too many ghosts in the underworld, and there are reincarnated and newly dead people every day, and the sixth and seventh have also been big recently.

The boss thought about it, too, take your time.

After sending off the boss and returning to the small building, Daji was busy in the piles of bamboo slips, and she was now more and more capable.

Don't bother her, silently go back to the roof, the tent I picked up before was cleaned up, don't ask, Da Ji did it.

She also placed a table on the roof with wine and fruit on it.

The little money she earned was used to buy these things, and I was embarrassed to eat white food, so I gave her all my money, and I only kept a small part of it, and Yan Jun always had very little money when he spent money, and Meng Po had Yan Jun's shares, and he never took money! Du Kangna took Yan Jun as a test product for new wine, and naturally he was free of charge! Ji Chang's bamboo slips were directly supplied, and every fifty years the old five represented the prefecture to settle the bill!

After Daji took my money... I bought more wine and fruits, and I added other useful and useless things. The whole two-story building is not so much mine as hers. She did all the arrangement, and I was limited to the roof.

Looking at the sky, it has been a while since the teacher preached back to the heavenly realm from the human world, and he hasn't seen him for hundreds of years, should he visit the teacher?

That night, Daji came up to eat and drink, and she now uses the roof as a restaurant!

I said to her, "I'm going to the heavenly realm, do you want to come with me?"

Daji's body stiffened, and he said, "Where are you going?

"I'm going to go for thirty-three days, and I'm going to see the teacher at Tushi Palace. It's not possible to go to other places, but if you want to go to Zhongtian to have a look, you can do it. ”

"Who is the king's teacher?" Daji deliberately ignored my later words.

I didn't care either, and said, "My teacher is a Taiqing Dao Ancestor, but the teacher has never thought that I am his disciple. ”

Speaking of this, I can't help but feel a little sad, for thousands of years, the teacher just doesn't recognize me as an apprentice, and has always been called a Taoist friend, and I don't know why.

Daji saw that I was a little sentimental, so she didn't ask any more questions, and said, "Then I'll clean up and go with you, I also want to meet Dao Ancestor!"

She was a little happy, there were no immortals and ghosts who didn't want to meet Dao Ancestor in person, there were no doubts that Dao Ancestor couldn't answer, and there was no cultivation that Dao Ancestor couldn't instruct. The reason why I want to take her with me is also to hope that Dao Zu can guide her to practice, and I think it is difficult to practice her method of forgetting feelings.

Say hello to the boss and fly to the heavenly realm with Daji.

I didn't want to go slowly, so I flew with her, but she still flew too slowly.

On the way from the underworld to the heavenly realm, there are many scenery, the most conspicuous are the sun and the moon. There are also countless stars shining in the universe, and many scenes are produced in these stars.

I'm not very interested in these, as early as when I was on earth, I went to the Nine Heavens to see it, and I was really tired of seeing it. Daji hadn't seen enough of it, and was still shouting excitedly.

When I arrived at the Heavenly Realm, I boarded up at the South Heavenly Gate and went straight to the Doushi Palace.

The shepherd boy is now more and more relaxed, when he was in the world, he had to pull the green cow around to find grass, and now in the heavenly realm, the green cow has no grass to eat, and he doesn't eat anything, every day he is just pulled out by the shepherd boy and walked around.

The medicine boy is getting busier and busier now, after the teacher comes to the heavenly realm, there are always immortals asking for pills, the teacher looks at the same and does not refuse, the medicine boy is busy lighting the pill furnace every day, grinding medicinal materials.

I brought them the soup I had made from Meng Po before I came, and they were very happy!

The teacher looked at me and Daji with a smile and said with a smile, "Don't worship this time?"

I said, "It's useless to worship, so why bother to worship again, the teacher's trip to the world is still going well?"

The teacher nodded and said, "It's not bad, I met some qualified teenagers, just like you back then." ”

I smiled and nodded.

The teacher asked Daji again, "The method you have cultivated is the method of forgetting feelings?"

It was the first time Daji knew my name, and she was a little puzzled, but she quickly came to her senses and nodded. Most of the Yan monarchs in the underworld call each other ranked, and there are few other titles, she only knew that the ten Yan monarchs were Yi Zhi, the third Yan Jun was Taibai, and the eight Yan monarchs were called Taiyi after they were transferred to the heavenly realm, and they didn't know what the other Yan monarchs were called.

The teacher smiled: "Wuqi is very hearty, the method of forgetting feelings is the first and only method I passed on to him, although it can't be cultivated, but it is the foundation of the Dao heart, your Dao heart has not been completed, so you can't cultivate the method of forgetting feelings." ”

Daji asked, "Seeking guidance from the Dao Ancestor, how can I cultivate the Dao Heart?"

The teacher shook his head and said, "Love is an ordinary thing, but because of life, love comes and goes, love exists, love exists, love extinguishes, you have to realize it yourself." ”

Daji thanked the teacher in confusion.

The teacher said to me, "You have come to see me, you can go, there are still many things to deal with in the underworld." ”

I took Daji to retire, and said goodbye to the medicine boy and the shepherd boy, and the medicine boy walked into the courtyard dejectedly, and the teacher was about to make alchemy again.

Thirty-three days were empty, with no scenery but floating clouds.

I asked Daji, "Do you want to go to Zhongtian to have a look?"

She bit her lip and didn't speak. I took her as a default, so I took her to Zhongtian again.

Zhongtian is very busy every day, the stars are changing every moment, and Bo Yi Kao is becoming more and more majestic. Ji Chang and Ji Dan have always wanted to come and see him, but they have been busy with the construction of the underworld, and Bo Yi Kao has no time to see his father and younger brother.

Yan Jun is the lord of the underworld, although there are more people, but it does not affect the status at all, I came to see Bo Yi Kao, he will come to greet him.

Bo Yi Kao is still the same as before, but there is an additional Dao wonder in his breath, which is the perception of the Tao brought by the divine position.

He was very polite, and said according to the etiquette of his life: "Yan Jun, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you are still safe?"

I returned the salute and said, "Nothing has changed, the underworld is not as good as Zhongtian, it's always those things, it's the same every day." You've been in the Celestial Realm for hundreds of years, how do you feel?"

Bo Yi Kao looked around, and said in a dry voice: "The day in the Heavenly Realm is really long, five hundred years here is five hundred days, it is too difficult, but fortunately, I can practice now, but it has relieved a lot." ”

I understood how he felt and nodded. He said, "You talk to Daji, I'll go around and take a look at the scenery, I haven't been to the heavenly realm for a long time." ”

Leave the two of them behind, and I won't even enter the door of Zhongtian, just go around outside.

It can be seen that Bo Yi Kao has changed, he used to be a young man full of hope, even if he dies, he has no resentment, and he is still full of hope for the future.

Although it doesn't seem to have changed much now, I can feel his blandness and boredom, like a puddle of water.

Daji quickly ran out, tears streaming down her eyes. The first time I saw ghosts cry, it turned out that ghosts can cry too, as long as they are sad enough.

Daji hugged me and cried, and I gently patted her on the back. Looking at the past, Bo Yi Kao returned to his throne very indifferently, and still picked up the unapproved bamboo slips calmly.

I didn't ask Daji Bo Kao what she had said to her, I just whispered to reassure her.

"Let's go back, there's nothing to see in the heavenly realm. ”

Daji shook his head and said, "I want to go to Dongtian to see." ”

I knew what she was thinking, so I took her to Dongtian.

Lao Ba was more enthusiastic than I imagined, kicked over the table, rushed out, and shouted as he ran: "Lao Jiu, you still know to come and see me, you don't know how bitter I am, that guy Taibai came to me to watch as soon as he was free, as if he was waiting!"

I greeted him with a wry smile, and when he saw Daji, he saw that she still had tears on her face, and said in surprise: "How can a ghost cry??? do it?"

I shook my head with a wry smile, he seemed to understand something, and said: "Sister, say, is it Lao Jiu who bullied you, I will avenge you!"

Daji shook his head and said, "It has nothing to do with the king, is Your Majesty good in the heavenly realm?"

The eighth also smiled bitterly and said, "What's good, I haven't rested since I came." A few days ago, Du Kang sent some new wine, saying that he could get drunk and fall into the fairy, grandma is a bear, and he got the new wine out when I was promoted to the golden immortal, it was really... It's ......"

He was depressed and speechless, Du Kang's new wine was made on the night he left the underworld, when he had only become a golden immortal for a day, and he had no chance to get drunk.

I looked at Daji, who seemed to get the answer she wanted, and said, "Don't bother Your Majesty, your majesty and I just came to see Your Majesty, and there are still many things to do in the underworld, so don't bother." ”

Lao Ba patted his head, he still had a lot to do, so he had to say sneerfully: "Okay, you must come when you have time, the heavenly realm is really not as interesting as the underworld, and I don't know when I will have time to go back and see." ”

Daji and I should go down, say goodbye to the eighth child, and embark on the way back.

Daji seemed to think a lot, and no longer cried, but stood silently beside me, no longer curious about the scenery that flashed on both sides.

When I returned to the underworld, it was already evening. went back to the small building directly, took out the stored wine, and pulled Daji to the roof. Daji didn't refuse, and I pulled her.

Sitting down, I opened the wine jar, poured two bowls of wine, and ordered it a few times in a row, and the cultivation fell.

Only then did he say, "Drink!"

Daji shook his head and said, "The wine that the king takes can only get drunk to Daji, but not the king." ”

I looked at it, and sure enough, it was an ordinary product from before, and I went to rummage through the grass canopy, well... There is a jar that can get drunk with the immortals.

Replace the wine in your bowl and say, "Drink!"

Daji nodded, touched the wine bowl, and drank it all.

I can understand more and more why mortals like to drink so much, wine is indeed a good thing, and many troubles can be forgotten for a short time. The madness after drunkenness can release the long-suppressed emotions, and it is very happy!

She had a bowl, I had a bowl, and the two jars of wine were soon empty, so she went to find two more jars and drank them.

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When I woke up, my head was still very painful, and I leaned back on the table diagonally, and Daji lay on top of me, and said in a daze: "Don't use the last method to sober up." ”

I agreed in a daze, wanted to get up again, and was pulled back by her.

"Your Majesty, why are you, Emperor Qinghua and the other Yan Jun all right?

I rubbed my head and said, "We are all born in ancient times, and I am the latest, and I am also a citizen of Wuhuai. At that time, people were closer to Tao and reason, and there were not so many lusts. ”

Daji said again: "Has the king never been emotional?"

I nodded and didn't speak.

What is it like to stay quietly like this, watching the moon and stars change in the sky? I don't understand, and I don't want to understand.

Yan Junli's deepest affection is the sixth and seventh, the sixth is extremely affectionate because of infatuation, and he can't forget his feelings because of love. The seventh child is deeply in love and never forgets, and he has to follow his wife after all his cultivation, and the third life of reincarnation can be forgotten.

I don't want to be like them, and I don't want to be like the fourth child, forgetting love and picking up love, from reincarnation to reincarnation, and in the end there will be nothing left but pain.

Daji fell asleep, I don't know if I would dream of Bo Yi Kao, when I dreamed that they were dead, they had a good relationship at that time, and it should be the happiest time.

Love is really a strange thing, it is obviously painful, but it can make people feel happy in the process of pain.

Chang'e was dancing again, and Yang Jian also came out to play the piano, and their cooperation was getting better and better. Yang Jian's parents have returned to the heavenly realm and realized their past and present lives. There was no family reunion, but they just looked at Yang Jian and Yang Chan together, and then they took up their respective positions and never saw each other again.

Yang Jian's brothers and sisters were very sad, especially Yang Chan, her understanding of the Tao was far inferior to Yang Jian's, and she couldn't understand the changes in her parents. Yang Jian was relatively not so sad, his current cultivation was very high, and he had touched the threshold of Da Luo Jin Immortal, and he understood all these changes. It's just that he is still very stunned, during that time, Chang'e always danced in the Moon Palace, and he always went to the courtyard to play the piano.

The Emperor of Heaven has been paying attention to the matter of the fourth child and the woman, he is looking for a way to solve the love of the gods, and he wanted to see some possibilities from the fourth child and the woman, which may disappear after the fourth child abdicates. The Emperor of Heaven may be considering a new method, but he doesn't know how long it will take, and what kind of development Yang Jian and Chang'e will have? How did Yang Jian achieve a rise in cultivation instead of falling? Could it be that the relationship between him and Chang'e is different from what I imagined?

Daji danced her hands in her sleep and grabbed my arm tightly, and my thoughts were captured by her. Helplessly smiled bitterly, do ghosts still dream......