0666 Surprise in the shooting
"Where did this lamppost come from in the deep mountains and old forests, it couldn't be brought by Zhao Ziqiang......"
Lu Datou circled around the pool in disbelief, and Zhao Guanren was also shocked and said: "Impossible! This thing is too big, besides, why did he bring a lamppost here, besides, this seems to be an emergency street lamp, and the base should be a battery!"
"Do you recognize this......
Gloro looked at them in confusion, and Patriarch Ge also walked in from outside the door, and stammered: "Zhao, Lord Zhao! I heard that you are a half-immortal who descended from the Heavenly Court, this Heavenly Pillar is not a lost artifact of the Heavenly Court, we have been doing our best to worship, and the blasphemy has nothing to do with our clan!"
"Oh hey, there's a nameplate down there......"
Lu Datou ignored their words, and suddenly stepped into the pool and lifted the cloth strip on the lamppost, revealing a palm-sized nameplate, but after a closer look, he was dumbfounded: "It's a dog! Dewen, this doesn't seem to be a lamppost, but a mobile searchlight!"
"Devon, what are you kidding......"
Zhao Guanren stepped into the "fountain pool" in surprise, stepped forward and hugged it hard, and found that the big iron pillar weighed at least more than 200 catties, and when he did this, many rusty iron pieces fell down in an uproar, and the column also broke and collapsed with a "bang".
"Ah!!h
Gloro screamed in fright, and her father almost fell to the ground, but Zhao Guanren and Lu Datou were stunned, there were really a few thick wires in the column, and at the bottom were four old-fashioned batteries, which had been soaked in water all year round and had already rotted down.
"Damn! what a searchlight......
Zhao Guanren looked at the top of the column that had fallen outside the pool, the light bulbs and glass were shattered all over the ground, and the thing hidden under the large number of ribbons was a rotating stand with adjustable angles, but looking at the bulky appearance of this thing, it didn't look like a modern product.
"Look at the capacitor inside, it's an old antique, at least a few decades old......"
Lu Datou broke open the rusty base, knocked on the thick iron sheet and said: "This is a high-power industrial searchlight, and there is a cooling fan inside the iron pillar, but this imported thing...... No, how did things from Earth come here?"
"It doesn't have to be our earth......
Zhao Guanren looked at the stunned Patriarch Ge and asked, "Patriarch Ge......! How many years has the Divine Pillar been erected here, where did you get it?"
"Yes, for more than 400 years, this is a sacred object left by our ancestors......"
Patriarch Ge swallowed hard and spitted hard, and said, "You should already know, our ancestors once went to the fairy tomb, and this divine pillar is a treasure brought out of the dungeon, but...... The fairy must be annoyed that they have taken the sheep by the hand, and have been tormenting us with curses!"
"More than four hundred years?"
Lu Datou was surprised: "The quality of this thing is really good, but why did you put it in the water, who taught you?"
"It's been too long, and I heard the old man say that there are a few thieves who want to steal the god pillar......"
Patriarch Ge said: "After the thieves were discovered, they broke the Divine Pillar, and a lot of water flowed out from under the Divine Pillar, and then it never lit again, so in order to restore the Light of the Divine Pillar, we enshrined it on the spring and applied black paint twice a year to prevent decay!"
"Is there a spring down here......
Zhao Guanren looked down in surprise, and Patriarch Ge nodded: "Yes, we call it the Holy Spring, the children born in the clan will bathe here, and the holy water will be evenly distributed to each tribe, but the yield of the Holy Spring is not high, we only give it to the elderly and children to drink!"
“......”
Zhao Guanren and Lu Datou looked at each other, Lu Datou shook his head and said: "I have never seen such a death, the lead-acid battery is used to soak in water to drink, and Superman has to burp when he drinks it all day long, but they are right, this thing is their curse!"
"Could it be that the Pillar of the Gods is a curse......
The faces of the patriarch Ge's father and daughter changed in unison, Zhao Guanren shook his head and stepped out of the pool, and when he saw that there was a sea of people outside the door, and the sky was already dark, he took out the flashlight in his waist and turned it on and shone it into the sky.
"Wow!!"
A tsunami-like exclamation resounded through the valley, tens of thousands of Wu people fell to the ground with a bang, and some people shouted with tears in their eyes: "The Divine Light Heavenly Pillar is bright, it is finally bright, the gods have favored us again, and our Wu people have finally been forgiven!"
"Lord Wang, it turns out that you also have a little god pillar, can you save us......
Gloro knelt on the ground and trembled excitedly, her father lay on the ground and kowtowed his head violently, and even the people in the eight major cities were so shocked that they all knelt down, only Ouyang Jin said disdainfully: "Thor's hammer dares to steal, and it steals such a big one, who do you curse if you don't curse?"
"Woo~"
Gloro cried and said, "We don't know, we mountain people don't understand this, my lord!
"Glolo, I'm glad you came to beg me, otherwise you'd have died......"
Zhao Guanren put away the flashlight and said loudly: "This is called self-inflicted sin and cannot live, what your ancestors stole back was a sky lantern, a street lamp that guided the deceased to heaven, you stole other people's lights, how can people go to heaven with black lights, it would be good if you didn't extinguish your nine clans!"
"Oh! I got ......"
Hei Yulian suddenly exclaimed: "No wonder our city can't give birth to a son, it was you who stole the sky lantern, so that the dead could not go to heaven to be reincarnated, we naturally have no son to give birth to, you thieves are really harming others and yourself!"
"Having a son has a fart to do with heaven, don't blame Newton for not being able to pull out......"
Zhao Guanren stepped forward half a step angrily and said: "You eight walled cities are also stupid and bold, you dare to put your home next to the Immortal Palace, if I don't come to the Python Mountain, I don't know, back then, Sun Dasheng made a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and the fragments of the Immortal Palace actually fell on Mingyang Mountain!"
Hei Yulian was stunned and said, "What do you mean, what is the fragment of the Immortal Palace?"
"Monkey King, I haven't heard of fighting to defeat the Buddha......"
Zhao Guanren said with a mouth full of nonsense: "Ten thousand years ago, Sun Dasheng singled out 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, and smashed a corner of the Yuhua Immortal Palace with a stick, and the fairy fell into the mortal world with the fragments, smashing a big pit on the ground, and slowly buried it over time, and it became the fairy tomb in your mouth!"
"Oh!!"
Everyone had a look of sudden realization, feeling that the mystery that had plagued them for many years had finally been solved, and Hei Yulian even subconsciously asked: "Then, then I live next to the fragment of the Immortal Palace, will the fairies also blame?"
"You have a neighbor next to your house, would you blame it, surely not......"
Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said: "But the neighbor came to your house to pry the door and uncover the tiles, even if he didn't steal anything, you won't spare him, if I guess correctly, you must not have done anything good over the years, otherwise how could you curse you to cut off your children and grandchildren, and if you can't give birth to a son, you will be the queen!"
“......”
The faces of the people in the city turned pale, and a female man cried on the spot: "I'll just say, don't covet the fairy's baby, if you don't go out of the mountain to borrow seeds, our Tianji Palace will have no children and grandchildren, how can there be men to continue the incense!Woo~"
'Heavenly Machine Palace?'
Zhao Guanren's heart moved, and said: "Hei Yulian! As the so-called heavenly secret cannot be revealed, this king was guided by the Heavenly Palace to come here in a daze, and he suddenly realized when he saw the sky lantern, and you mortals dare to covet immortal weapons, who gave you the courage?"
"I, we don't know, but the orders of our ancestors dare not disobey ......"
Hei Yulian knelt on the ground again and again, and Zhao Guanren said again: "You go into the house and think about it, and come to me again after thinking clearly, but I tell you, the fairy will turn into a murderous corpse if she dies underground for a long time, and Mingyang Mountain will definitely become a ghost mountain!"
"Thank you for your advice!"
Hei Yulian got up in fear and led her subordinates to a wooden house not far away, but Gloro hurriedly asked, "Lord Wang, can the curse of our clan be lifted, and will the gods forgive us?"
"It's been almost five hundred years since I've punished you, and that's enough......"
Zhao Guanren put his hands behind his back and said: "This king is here because of the will of heaven, you go and dig a big pit, rebury the sky lantern, don't drink the water from the spring again, and after you leave here, you must intermarry with foreigners, so that you will not have freaks and hairy people!"
"Thank you for the rescue, thank you for rescuing ......"
Gloro's father and daughter burst into tears of excitement and led the whole clan to kowtow to him, Zhao Guanren smiled and walked to the wooden house on the other side.
"Boss!"
Lu Datou came up and laughed in a low voice: "Your skills are too good, I can't find any bugs, I almost believe in your evil!"
"It's not okay if you don't believe in evil this time, the fairy tomb has a searchlight, is there anything more evil than this......"
Zhao Guanren took a deep look at him, pushed the door and walked into the spacious and tidy wooden house, Li Zinan and Ouyang Jin were guarding the door, only Lu Datou followed up and said: "It should be left by other traversers, there are more than two of us traversers in this world!"
"The people in the walled city just said something about Tianji Palace, do you pay attention to ......?"
Zhao Guanren sat down at the tea table and lit a cigarette, and muttered: "It is estimated that the eight walled cities are not mausoleum guards, but a group of state-run tomb robbers, they have been looking for the secrets in the fairy tomb, I am afraid that the tomb of Queen Chunqin is just a pretense!"
"But they've been digging for hundreds of years, so they should have discovered something a long time ago......"
Lu Datou thought for a while and said: "No! If they enter the fairy tomb, Zhao Ziqiang will not find the gold stone, it is estimated that they still haven't found any clues, and I think Hei Yulian is not lightly frightened, I hope she will come to you for a showdown!"
"Hei Yulian is an old goblin, I'm afraid she won't confess easily......"
Zhao Guanren shook his head slightly, just as Gloro walked in with a tea tray, followed by a few beautiful Wu girls, each with a steaming meal in their hands.
"Lord Wang!"
Gloro put down the tea tray and said shyly: "We people in the mountains only have coarse tea and light rice, and there are no beautiful concubines who can sleep for the prince, if the prince does not dislike it, choose one of them, they are all clean, but ...... I can't let you take it away if you're happy, I hope you'll forgive me!"
"You're thinking far ahead, borrowing my immortal seed is like a loss......
Zhao Guanren looked at her playfully, and Gloro's face turned red, but Lu Datou immediately grabbed the words and said: "My seed can be lent to you for free, Luoluo! You can sleep with your brother at night, and when you go to Jiangbei, my brother promises not to treat you badly!"
"Hmm!"
Gloro nodded shyly, but Zhao Guanren looked at Lu Datou in surprise, this was the first time he had robbed a woman with himself, and he had no less idea of beating Gloro along the way.
"Boss!"
Lu Datou whispered: "You just let me go this time, Gloro looks like my aunt, I really want her!"
"Your aunt, you're perverted......"
Zhao Guanren looked at him in surprise, but Lu Datou said embarrassedly: "It's not my aunt, a good friend of my mother, I have always had fantasies about her when I was a child, and then she married a foreigner, I was sad for a long time, Gloro will give it to me!"
"Be kind to other girls, this is a good girl......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted him on the shoulder, Lu Datou nodded excitedly, straightened up and smiled: "Yo~ Tchaikovsky is really here!"
"Why Tchaikovsky?"
Zhao Guanren looked out of the door puzzled, a black jade lotus dressed in red was coming, but Lu Datou smiled evilly and said: "The old female driver with black fungus, isn't it Tchaikovsky, you don't have to follow the way of this old demon of Montenegro, you must hold it!haha~"