People come and go, and a red and white wedding event in the village is always much more lively than in the city.

The sun was only halfway down, and when it was just getting a little dark, the courtyard of the main family was already overcrowded. The red shed that was erected was already full of people, munching on melon seeds, waiting for the feast to begin.

This will be a white affair as a popular thing, and the stage that has been set up is actually put up, and the one-person loud speaker plays a loud tune, which makes Mingyue and Mei'er, who are squatting on the roof, frown. Luan Niao is also an idle master when he doesn't sleep, flying to the shed above the chef's head and squatting, taking advantage of the fact that the people below are not paying attention, he pulls a chicken leg elbow and the like and flies back to Mingyue, slowly tearing the meat strips one by one, leaning his neck and swallowing happily.

Mei'er looked at the greedy Luanniao, stretched out her paws and nodded her head, and complained funny

"Eat, see what you'll do when your belly is round. ”

"Chirp" Luan Niao lowered his head pitifully, peeked at Mingyue, saw that Mingyue didn't pay attention to himself, and quietly pulled his elbow with his claws and hid it behind him. Mei'er watched Luanniao stretch her neck and spread her wings to cover up her elbow, which was twice her size, and said angrily

"Eat, eat, no one will rob you!"

Luan Niao smiled and turned to fight with his elbow.

Mingyue and Mei'er glanced at each other and sighed in unison, when will such a character grow up.

When it got dark, the big light bulbs hanging around the courtyard lit up, and the dishes on each table were ready. But the villagers who were still lively just now quieted down, no one moved their chopsticks, and everyone turned their heads to the stage.

We all know that today's highlight is about to begin.

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The yard suddenly quieted down, which startled the bird, and the chicken leg that had just eaten in his mouth almost didn't get stuck in his neck, and he swallowed a few times before swallowing hard, and moved to the middle of Mei'er's two front paws with a bulging belly, and poked his little head to look down.

"You're a glutton. Mei'er saw her round belly, and angrily put her nose on the top of the bird

"Eating a meal is like taking revenge. ”

Luan Niao was about to argue a few words, but Mingyue stretched out her claws to cover her mouth

"Shhh ”

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a banging sound from the hut in the corner of the courtyard.

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The crisp sound of the sticks striking on the sticks echoed for a moment in the quiet courtyard, and the old woman stepped out. She was wearing a big red dress like a drama robe, the skirt at the hem was divided into neat eight plackets, and the white pants spun in the skirt could be seen in small steps.

The old woman was obviously deliberate, her face was painted like a harlequin, her thick eyebrows reached her temples, her lips were only a vertical touch of red, and a circle of blush the size of a coin was applied on either side of her cheeks, and her face was as comical as a white wall.

She took small steps forward, and every five steps the bang sounded, and then the old woman sang the words from her mouth.

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"The sun is setting and the sky is dark"

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"I invited the Queen Mother to marry"

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"The soul of the hard-working child does not go"

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"With mandarin ducks, you can become a fairy"

After the four lines were recited, the old woman walked to the stage. She pinched an orchid finger, walked on the stage with neat movements, walked to the Taishi chair prepared in the middle and sat down peacefully, and then closed her eyes.

The villagers in the shed didn't even dare to breathe at the moment, and they all stared at the old woman's actions nervously. She just held the orchid fingers like lotus mudras in both hands, one hand facing the sky and the other facing forward, and sat with her eyes closed for three minutes. When Mei'er and Mingyue were a little impatient, the old woman let out a sigh of relief.

"Oh hoo...."

After this long breath, the old woman opened her eyes, and she snapped out a piece of yellow table paper, which suddenly caught its own in mid-air, and only burned when it fell to the ground. The old woman put a hand to her lips and muttered a spell that no one understood.

While chanting the mantra, she slowly shook her head, and as the incantation became louder and louder, the old woman actually leaned her neck and began to burp, and her body began to swing rhythmically, and Mei'er was disgusted to watch.

"Hiccup" The old woman burped loudly, then slowly let out a sigh of relief, closed her eyes and read again in a strange tone.

"The Queen Mother of the West Heaven listens to me, and the apprentice asks you to marry. ”

I only understood these two sentences, and Mei'er couldn't understand what she read later, and it seemed that there were some words like the boy's name and birthday, and she muttered like this for half a minute before the old woman drank it

"Please master on the body. ”

Suddenly there was a flash of golden light behind her, and then a few wisps of green smoke came out of her head, and the old woman's brows were furrowed as if she was in great pain, and her whole body trembled incessantly, and she stopped after a while.

She stood up at this time, and her whole person's bearing suddenly changed a little from just now.

"It's a gift. Mingyue muttered coldly, and Mei'er turned her head curiously

"Senior sister, what's wrong?"

"She," Mingyue pointed at the old woman with the tip of her claw

"Good actor. ”

Mei'er instantly understood what Mingyue meant, this temperament changed so quickly, isn't she a good actor?

As the two were muttering, the old woman spoke again.

At this moment, even her voice is different from just now, the whole person is completely solemn and solemn, like an unattainable fairy, and the voice of her mouth is like that of a noble lady

"Bring the bridegroom up, and let the mourners see it." ”

Mei'er almost didn't laugh out loud after hearing this, playing the Queen Mother of the West and making a whole sentence of mourning, if the Jade Emperor knew it, he wouldn't have killed you with a thunderbolt. But the old woman's appearance, these villagers believed it, and sat up more upright than the elementary school teacher when he asked questions.

At this time, the middle-aged man also put down the bang in his hand and walked out of the corner of the house, knelt on the ground and knocked his head three times to the old woman, and then waved his hand behind his back, and the ice coffin was carried out.

Six sturdy villagers carried the ice coffin all the way to the center of the stage, and then bowed respectfully to the old woman and walked to the empty table left in the shed and sat down.

Mingyue looked down and saw that the rat demon's long tail had just slipped through the sleeve of the corpse in the ice coffin. She knew that the next thing was the main event, that is, the place where so many old women married people, which was extremely convincing.

"Listen to the birthday eight-character report with me. The old woman closed her eyes, but her face was turned in the direction of the lord's house. The fur woman quickly stood up and said her name and birthday. The old woman nodded, and let out a sudden shout

"Soul come!"

The corpse of the young man in the ice coffin slammed into a loud voice, and the man with straight limbs stood up and stood up.