Chapter 116: Luban Must Die
"Let's go!"
Wei Baichen has also had itchy hands these days, clicked on the interface, looked at the little red dot on it, and smiled proudly.
Since I have the [Boy's Hand Speed], there are more and more people who add their friends and ask to fly......
"Little brother, please take fly!"
"Big breasted brother, your operation 666. ”
"I'm a Taigu girl. ”
"I've laid down!
However, there are also a group of angry people who send messages to add friends, but they write some filthy words.
"I'm going to report it!"
"It's open, right? ”
"Don't let me see you next time, pick your nose, pick your nose. ”
"This mouth is hot. ”
......
......
For these friends, Wei Baichen mostly ignores them, unless--the avatar is very beautiful and the voice is very sweet......
"What's your game name? I'll add you. ”
"One-handed supercar. ”
The vegetable seller pointed to his little three wheels, and added excitedly, "Being a man, there is no ideal, what is the difference between it and salted fish." ”
"Hee-hee. Zhang Zifeng was amused by this optimistic little brother and couldn't help laughing.
"Little sister, can you play too, let's go together!" the little brother warmly invited.
"No, no, I don't play much, you guys play, I'll watch. ”
Zhang Zifeng shook his head with a smile, approached Dabai's side, and watched him operate with relish.
Dabai: "What are you playing? I'll help you grab it." ”
Little brother: "Cai Wenji." ”
Dabai: "Okay, I'll choose Luban and cooperate with a wave." ”
Little brother: "Damn! I, Cai Wenji, am the assistant, and Master Lu Ban is still selected on the third floor?
Dabai: "Dissipation, dissipation, let me remind you."
(Wei Baichen sent a quick message: Please pay attention to the lineup.) The third floor ignored and was directly determined. )
Little brother: "I want to curse...... The point is confirmed!Ah, my king......"
Dabai: "Calm and calm, you can still fight." ”
Third floor: "Hey, little Luban, 250, I'm your father!"
Little brother: "Da Bai, he ...... Taking advantage of you?!"
Dabai: "I see. ”
Little brother: "He said, he's your father?"
Dabai: "I see." ”
Little brother: "You're not angry about this, I'll scold him for you?"
Dabai: "No. ”
Wei Baichen said calmly, which made the little brother stunned, and he was stunned for a moment before he sighed: "Really, you can bear this? ”
Zhang Zifeng was also surprised, thinking: I won't get angry because of the game, Brother Dabai is really a good character. If this happens, I might not be able to bear it.
"Sister, you cover your ears. Wei Baichen said lightly.
"Huh?" Zi Feng did in surprise.
The vegetable seller looked at him curiously.
And so, a magical scene appeared.
"You fork fork! Let you not choose auxiliary, you have to choose! You fork fork! With assist, you still have to choose! You fork fork! Dare to talk back? You fork fork ......"
Wei Baichen's scolding rap shocked the four people, and blinded the vegetable seller and Zhang Zifeng.
"Hahaha, you have to scold him like this!
The vegetable seller reacted and began to applaud.
Zhang Zifeng laughed breathlessly, this scolding rap is too magical.
Wei Baichen continued to exert his skills, and the vegetable seller had a sense of revenge at first, watching the momentum of the third floor gradually weaken.
However, soon, the vegetable seller's smile gradually froze, and he shouted with a sad face: "Dabai, stop, that guy is hanging up...... Ah, why is my road to king so hard!"
The vegetable seller can't help but lament the bad luck, a 5v5 game, a player who hangs up, and it is really difficult to win.
"Out of the way. ”
Wei Baichen smiled and comforted, but the movements in his hands became faster and faster, the thumb of his left hand was cruising and flowing, and the tips of his right fingers were flying, as if he had a wonderful hand to pick up stars.
Seeing that he was full of confidence, the vegetable seller also began to focus on the operation, and slowly developed with the jungler, but the next scene made him stunned-
First Blood!
"Damn, Lu Ban takes a blood?!"
Double Kill!Triple Kill!
"Three kills, and grab the little dragon!"
Quadra Kill!
Penta Kill!
"I'm going to it, I've fought nearly a thousand games, and I haven't gotten five kills!!"
Aced!
Victor!
"Few people, can you win?!Hahahaha, meet real thighs. ”
In the game, Xiao Luban has a line, "Master Luban, IQ 250, worship, remember worship." ”
Looking at the victory interface, the vegetable seller was in a dream, and he didn't play at all, and he relied on Xiao Luban to lie down alone.
This is called Dabai, he can't be a professional player, right? But, it's not like ah, he's only a diamond.
"It's over, you're playing well, and we'll have a chance to play together in the future. We still have something to do, so let's go home first. ”
Wei Baichen put away his mobile phone, took the nest head in Zifeng's hand, and prepared to leave.
"Wait!"
The vegetable seller stopped talking for a long time before he said, "That, you can go again-cough, why did you buy so many nests?"
Wei Baichen saw that he was talking about Wowotou, and he didn't hide it, and was just about to answer, but Zhang Zifeng spoke first.
"This, this is our own steaming, ready to be sold for money, but unfortunately it was not sold. ”
Zhang Zifeng was obviously still unwilling to complete the task.
The vegetable seller thought for a moment and proposed, "Oh...... Well, let's make an exchange, I'll get you all the heads, and you take some vegetables from me. ”
"Really? That's great! Originally, we were going to sell the money to go to the market to buy vegetables!" Zhang Zifeng said happily.
"Hahaha, that's a good idea. It's just that you buy so many nests, what do you do with them? Wei Baichen asked with a smile.
"It's okay, I have my own way. ”
The vegetable seller didn't care about what happened to Wowotou, but he took out his mobile phone again and said to Da Bai, "How about it?
Wei Baichen smiled and took out his mobile phone.
Send the Buddha to the West. This guy is short of a star king, and he still helps him.
Zhang Zifeng saw that the two of them were playing again, so he picked some radish and cabbage by himself, and didn't take more, which was almost the same price as Wowotou.
"Take more, you're welcome! Hehe, your brother will fly with me, you're welcome! It's all home-grown, worthless. ”
The vegetable seller took advantage of the gap between the death and resurrection of his hero, and greeted Zhang Zifeng warmly.
"Okay, thank you then. ”
Zhang Zifeng couldn't refuse, and took some more.
"Okay, win. ”
Wei Baichen turned off the screen and smiled at the two.
The vegetable seller looked at the screen in disbelief: "I haven't been resurrected to participate in the war, and you won?"
"Hey, Han Xin steals the house, regular operation. ”
"So, I ...... The man who will become the king?!"
The vegetable seller has no sense of participation at all, the win is too unreal, and he also has a bit of an unreal feeling about the long-awaited "king".
Wei Baichen nodded: "Okay, we're really going home, I want to thank you today." However, so many nests ......"
"Hahaha, this king has his own way. ”
The vegetable seller laughed as he removed the megaphone hanging from the handlebars.