Chapter 243
After a moment, Feng Wushuang's beautiful eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth raised his red lips and said lightly: "The text is only half a sentence!"
Mr. Wen couldn't help but stroke his palms and laughed: "That's right, good! The talent of the Feng Gongzi makes the old man really envious! Come, wait for us to get together today, this wine is exhausted, the years urge people to grow old, and it is rare to have half a day of leisure!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian glanced at Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, and said with a smug smile: "What Mr. said is that Mr. has one cup, Xiao Ke must enter three cups in a row, otherwise how to match Mr.'s good intentions!"
Feng Wushuang smiled mischievously at the old drunkard Lei Dongtian, and said clearly that this is as you want, Brother Lei!
Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, drank helplessly, and smiled at the old drunkard!
Mr. Wen suddenly said: "Since Mr. Lei is not strong enough to drink, he can just dip his lips, there is no need to force it!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian said he: "Mr. Wen doesn't know, it's all Meng Gongzi and the villain joking, saying that Mr. hates people who drink very much, and it is only the villain who can deceive Mr.
Mr. Wen waved his hand and said with a smile: "I see! I see! Wine is the essence of food, and I like to drink, so why not! Without wine, how can the poet immortal Li Bai fight wine and write a hundred poems! The old man can also drink a few sips on weekdays, although he can't be as poetic as the poet Li Bai, but how can it be less to add color to the fun!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian drank three glasses of wine in a row, bowed down and said with a sincere face: "The villain has drunk wine for more than ten years, and it is not as thorough as what Mr. said!
Mr. Wen laughed and said: "Lei Gongzi has praised it falsely! The knowledge of the old and decayed, compared with the sages, is just the light of fire! But there is no end to learning, only to try to catch up!"
As soon as Mr. Wen finished speaking, Feng Wushuang stood up and said with a deep salute: "Sir's humble virtue is enough to make us ashamed!"
Mr. Wen smiled and said, "You guys are like this, this wine is all a taste of sycophancy! Come on, come on, drink!"
Everyone drank another glass of wine together, but Mr. Wen set his eyes on Long Feiyun's body, and said with a slight smile: "Why doesn't this little brother drink it?
Long Feiyun had been holding the iron box at this time, standing behind Feng Wushuang and the three of them, seeing that the atmosphere was warm, but Long Feiyun was dressed as a subordinate, how could he go beyond his authority and come forward to drink?
Long Feiyun saw that Mr. Wen asked himself, his eyes lit up, and he smiled slightly: "The little one is just the entourage of the three sons, how dare Mr. drink at the same table?"
Mr. Wen shook his head and said: "No, no! I see that although the little brother is dressed as a servant, he stands tall and has his own style, especially the eyes of the little brother, which are extremely smart, it can be seen that the little brother must not be a person who has lived under the people for a long time, come to drink a full cup, and he has a strong voice!"
Before Long Feiyun could speak, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, smiled awkwardly, and said in a pretentious manner: "Since Mr. Wen is kind and praises you, Long boy, you can't live up to Mr. Liang's good intentions, hurry up and drink the wine!"
Long Feiyun smiled slightly, put down the iron box in his hand, took the wine in Mr. Wen's hand and drank it all, and then bowed to Mr. Wen and said, "Thank you Mr. for your kindness, Mr. Jinyu's words, the little one will definitely remember it!"
Feng Wushuang saw that Long Feiyun was being teased by Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, and in front of Mr. Wen, it was not good to attack, so he glared at Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, fiercely!
Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, didn't care at all, but made a grimace at Feng Wushuang, and then the thief smiled!
Wine!
The wine is half drunk!
Feng Wushuang's pretty face was slightly red, adding a little different style!
Mr. Wen was also a little drunk, but he couldn't hear half a point of wine in every sentence!
In fact, most of the wine was drunk by the old drunkard Lei Dongtian alone, and he was quite unfinished!
Mr. Wen said: "Meng Gongzi is here, it will not be as simple as just visiting the old decay! Why not take out the things while the old decay is not yet drunk, and you can also feast the eyes of the old decay!"
Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, didn't drink much, and he always remembered the purpose of this trip in his heart, but he saw that Mr. Wen was very interested, and it was not easy to speak for a while!
Now, as soon as Mr. Wen opened his mouth to ask, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, happened to get off the donkey, but he didn't dare to show the joy in his heart, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile on his face: "Mr. is really like a god! The villain's unsightly thoughts, Mr. guessed it!"
Mr. Wen laughed and said: "Although Meng Gongzi likes these things, but Meng Gongzi's talent is compared with Feng Gongzi, and there is no comparison! But Meng Gongzi's heart is indeed admired by the old man, and now there are still people in the world who do not hesitate to buy some ancient calligraphy and paintings, it can be seen that there are still people in my generation, isn't it gratifying!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian took a sip of wine and said secretly in his heart: How did Mr. Wen know that the dead thief stole these things, and he really regarded the dead thief as an elegant person! If Mr. Wen knew about it, he wouldn't have scolded the dead thief for spurting blood! Thinking of this, the old drunkard Lei Dongtian couldn't help but puff up!
Mr. Wen couldn't help but look sideways at the old drunkard Lei Dongtian and asked, "Why is Lei Gongzi laughing?
When the old drunkard Lei Dongtian heard Mr. Wen's question, he was a little confused in an instant, but fortunately, the old drunkard Lei Dongtian had been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and laughed a few times for a while: "Mr. 's words, every sentence is beautiful, like gold and jade, how dare the villain laugh, but the villain has just been distracted for a while, and he remembered a very ridiculous thing in his heart, so he will laugh, please don't blame Mr."
Mr. Wen said: "I don't know what Lei Gongzi thinks, he can't help laughing, it's better to vomit as soon as possible, and we will also conspire to have fun!"
Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was not far from the old drunkard Lei Dongtian, and couldn't help but kick the old drunkard Lei Dongtian, complaining that the old drunkard Lei Dongtian was troublesome, and said secretly: Look at how you end up as a dead drunkard!
Who knew that the old drunkard Lei Dongtian actually looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and smiled unhurriedly: "I just suddenly remembered that I heard a joke many years ago, and I didn't dare to tell it, for fear of staining Mr.'s ears!"
Mr. Wen said: "The joke that can make Lei Gongzi secretly laugh must be good, so Lei Gongzi should not be humble!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian saw that Mr. Wen took it seriously, and hurriedly took a sip of wine to calm down and said: "It is said that there is a woman who sells tofu in the capital, since she married her husband, within a few years, she didn't even have a child, and her husband left, leaving this woman alone, for more than 30 years, the woman sold tofu for a living alone, and later in order to praise the woman's chastity, the government has not yet set up a chastity archway for the woman!" But in the days when there were no men, the woman's life was miserable after all, and she only raised a big yellow dog as a companion, because every day the woman did not see half a smile on her face, and she cried and mourned every day! On that day, two naughty boys on the same street made a bet for a string of sugar gourds! One of them said: I have a way to make the aunt who sells tofu laugh, and I can also make her turn her face and slap me with a big mouth! The other said: You just blow it! I haven't seen her smile since I became sensible, and if you can really do it, I will lose you an extra string of sugar gourds! The naughty boy who spoke first said, "What's so difficult about this?" I only need to say two words! The other naughty boy said, "You can blow it!" If you have the ability, you can go now!"
Speaking of this, the old drunkard Lei Dongtian had a dry mouth, picked up the wine and took another sip and said: "Who knows, the naughty boy who spoke first really used two words, first to make the woman laugh, and then the woman was really angry, and slapped the naughty boy with a big mouth!
Mr. Wen smiled slightly, and looked at Feng Wushuang and the others!
Feng Wushuang nodded slightly, and smiled a little!
Long Feiyun's eyes lit up and he smiled slightly, obviously he had already understood the reason!
However, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, frowned tightly, thinking hard, and didn't seem to have a clue!
Qingfeng Mingyue's two little guys looked like they were racking their brains, and their expressions were so serious that they wanted to laugh when they looked at them......
A little, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said: "There will never be such a thing, Mr. Wen Hugh wants to listen to his nonsense, this person must have drunk too much wine and is talking nonsense there!"
Mr. Wen smiled and said: "No, no, no! Meng Gongzi is a little restless, and ask Lei Gongzi to reveal the puzzle! Otherwise, tonight, the two little guys of Qingfeng and Mingyue will probably not sleep soundly!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian smiled a little proudly: "That day, it had just snowed in the capital! The woman stood in front of the steaming tofu stall, and the big yellow dog she raised curled up not far from her, and there were quite a few pedestrians on the street! I saw that the naughty boy who spoke first trotted in front of the big yellow dog, knelt on his knees and respectfully kowtowed three times, raised his head and barked at the big yellow dog: Dad! Caused passers-by to laugh together! Although the woman had a bitter face every day, when she saw this kind of pleasure, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, and she was also happy! But the naughty boy turned around, kowtowed respectfully at the woman three times, and shouted: "Mom! The woman was really furious and slapped the naughty boy with a big mouth! Although everyone on the side laughed and tears flowed, they all scolded the naughty boy for being too naughty!"
After speaking, the old drunkard Lei Dongtian took another sip of wine and said, "Meng Gongzi, how is it? I'm not talking nonsense!"
Although Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, felt that the old drunkard Lei Dongtian was very ridiculous, he said unconvinced: "Only you can tell such a joke, I don't think there is anything surprising!"
Seeing that Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was like this, Qing Yue's voice said unhurriedly: "Meng Gongzi, although Lei Gongzi's jokes are a bit vulgar, the intelligence of the naughty boy in the joke has to be admirable! Okay, now Meng Gongzi can take out your things, otherwise Meng Gongzi will only be afraid of anger in a while!"
Qingfeng Mingyue and the two little guys removed the wine and food from the table, and Long Feiyun put the iron box on the table!