Chapter 114: I'll Turn Too
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As soon as the music plays, it shines brightly.
This is the tradition of "Everyday Upward", from the appearance of the host to the appearance of two groups of guests, the music comes first, and even the dance is provided, and then the guests come out with various twists.
Zhang Bufan: Of course, they are the same.
Xu Zhengdu was the first, came out from one side, stood in the middle, and blew his wig angrily, and then Zhang Bufan and Wang Baobao came out from both sides and stood side by side with him, posed, and then the three of them walked forward to the middle of the host at the same time.
As soon as he walked to the front, Wang Han began to tease, "Everyone, I think we have mixed a fake Xu Zheng into the crew of "People in Embarrassment". ”
As he spoke, he raised his hand and gestured on his head, "Xu Zheng with hair, how many of you have seen it?"
There was a burst of laughter below.
Xu Zheng still looked like that, and said: "This is a sign of success. ”
Wang Han said with a smile: "It turns out that success can also make people grow hair." ”
Brother Ou on the side interjected at the right time: "But what does this have to do with the kung fu in hand......?
He gestured to that, which meant that there was hair on his hands.
Wang Han also took over and asked, "Yes, our show is about the work in hand, why did you get crooked on your head." ”
There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and I have to say that Xu Zheng's bald head really has its own laughter.
Xu argued: "I have something to do with the kung fu in hand, just their ......"
He turned his head and pointed to the six guests who were sitting and resting next to him, and then said, "The things they turn are all produced in my factory." ”
"Huh, that's what it is?" Tahara quickly replied.
"Of course forget it, you see, if we don't produce these things, they wouldn't have to turn around, you can't even make this show, right?" Xu Zheng was talking crookedly, but crooked reasoning is also reasonable.
And this is quite interesting, causing a commotion in the audience.
Wang Han said: "Okay, then even if you pass the test, what about you, baby? You are an employee of their factory, so you also produce those?"
Wang Baobao smiled: "I'm not, I really have kung fu in my hands." ”
Qian Feng suddenly sighed, jumped away from Wang Baobao, and said vigilantly: "By the way, he came from Shaolin Temple, and he has real kung fu......!"
Tian Yuan directly interrupted him and smiled: "That's it for your face, being hurt is equivalent to helping you with plastic surgery." ”
In the laughter of the audience, Wang Han asked, "What is your kung fu in your hands, baby?"
Wang Baobao smiled a little shyly, but he should be shy, quite a serious profession, but it was not so right to say it, "I am a milkman, that is...... It's to help the cow milk, and you can't use your hands for this work, but it's just your hands. ”
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, there were few people on the scene who didn't want to be crooked, and there was a burst of laughter, which was only slightly worse than when I talked about Xu Zheng's hair just now.
Wang Han also pretended to be serious there, "Don't laugh, this is a serious technical job." ”
As soon as the conversation changed, he came to Wang Baobao and said a little obscenely: "Then baby, you teach me, should you help the cow milk like this or like this?"
Several other Tiantian brothers immediately surrounded him, and Tian Yuan shouted: "Brother Han, stop! If you do this again, our show will be banned!"
After laughing, it was finally Zhang Bufan's turn, Wang Han said: "This must not be so familiar to everyone, and even the friends present may not know each other." ”
As a result, before he could think about it, a few people in the audience suddenly shouted, "It's seen!
Without waiting for Wang Han to speak, Zhang Bufan smiled first and spoke, "You must be playing Weibo." ”
Wang Han smoothly continued, "That's right, speaking of which, Bu Fan's fame on Weibo is really great, and many big stars can't compare to you." ”
then turned to the front and said to the camera: "Just now an audience friend has called out his name, that's right, this is Zhang Bufan, the Golden Horse Award for Best Screenwriter, the Berlin Film Festival Best Screenwriter, and at the same time, the screenwriter and one of the protagonists of "People in Embarrassment" Dawei is the actor!"
There was a round of applause below.
Wang Han turned to Zhang Bufan again and said: "Bufan, your attainments in screenwriting are beyond doubt, but I'm a little curious, how did you go to "People in Embarrassment" to play a role?"
Zhang Bufan shrugged his shoulders and said, "There's no way, I was fooled by Brother Zhengzi." ”
Everyone went to see Xu Zheng, and Xu Zheng immediately complained, "This is wronging me, at that time, it turned out that something seemed to be wrong with the actor who played Dawei, and the rest of us were ready, so there was a shortage of Dawei, what should I do? As soon as I and the director combined, he was the most handsome in the crew, so I could only let him go." ”
"Thank you, Brother Zhengzi, for your affirmation. Zhang Bufan smiled, then put one hand in a pistol pose under his chin, grinned and asked, "Am I really handsome?"
The audience immediately shouted "handsome".
Qian Feng hurriedly came over from the side and also put on such a pose, which meant to compete with Zhang Bufan for who was the handsome guy, but unfortunately, before he could grin, he was dragged aside by several other hosts.
This time it was Brother Ou who brought the rhythm back, or he was Wang Han's deputy, he asked Zhang Bufan: "The first two have proved that they have something to do with the kung fu in hand, so what about you?"
This is what has been done in the script, Zhang Bufan smiled and continued: "The role of Dawei I played in the movie is a painter, and I have been dealing with brushes all year round, so I should also be able to change the pen." ”
"Oh?" Wang Han and the others immediately looked at him with surprise and expectation.
As a result, his words suddenly took a turn for the worse, "Unfortunately, I won't." ”
"Wow!" Qian Feng and Tian Yuan took the lead, bringing out the way they usually played when watching cross talk, and the audience also followed "Wow".
Zhang Bufan continued: "Don't worry, haven't I finished talking yet? Although I can't turn the pen, I can also turn it, and the things I turn, although it can't be said that the difficulty is higher than the pen, but it is definitely much heavier than the weight of the pen!"
"Hey, are you really so confident?" Wang Han looked at Zhang Bufan, with a look of distrust on his face, "You lied to me once, don't try to lie to me a second time".
"Of course, why don't you give everyone a rehearsal on the spot?" Zhang Bufan said.
"Really?" Wang Han looked surprised and said, "Okay, let's invite props!"
At this point, the recording enters the second pause.