Chapter 732: Suicide? (Asking for Recommendation Votes, Asking for Subscriptions)
"Boss, look! doesn't that person over there look like an uncle?" Cao Wei and I were still fishing, and suddenly saw the uncle standing on the edge of the dock, his eyes full of despair, and his face full of frustration.
"Seems to be, what is he doing here?" Cao Wei was puzzled.
Zhao Xiong said, "Do you want to come and fish with us?"
"Well, it's possible, you go and call him. Cao Wei nodded.
Zhao Xiong stood up and walked towards the uncle.
The uncle sensed that someone was coming from behind, and the moment he turned around and saw Zhao Xiong, he shouted, "Don't come here!"
Zhao Xiong was stunned, thought for a while, and continued to approach the uncle with a smile: "Uncle, I know you want to fish with us, didn't I take the initiative to invite you?"
"I said you don't want to come!" shouted the uncle.
Zhao Xiong was unimpressed.
The uncle took a few steps back and shouted, "If you come again, I'll jump down and die to show you." ”
"Harm... Uncle, what are you embarrassed about, don't you just want to eat fish at night? I'm invited, I'm going to have a treat, right?" Zhao Xiong was about to walk up to his uncle.
The uncle gritted his teeth, shouted "ah", came back to his senses, and jumped into the sea.
Zhao Xiong was stunned, ran to the edge of the dock, and looked down.
The uncle was swimming in the sea, swimming all the way into the distance.
"This uncle, although fishing takes a little time, it is not so troublesome, as for going to the sea to catch fish yourself?" Zhao Xiong chattered.
Cao Wei and Zhuge Ji also ran to Zhao Xiong's side and asked, "Why did Uncle Zhao Xiong jump down?"
"I guess I wanted to eat the fish too much, and I felt that fishing was a waste of time, so I jumped in and caught the fish. Zhao Xiong said.
Cao Wei nodded, feeling that what Zhao Xiong said made sense.
Zhuge Ji said: "Boss, why don't we think we can jump down and see if we can catch a fish?"
"Let's go. Cao Wei jumped into the sea first.
The uncle heard a few plops from behind him and turned around.
When I saw Cao Wei and a few people entering the sea.
I was moved.
I don't want to die in an instant.
Turn around and start swimming back.
Zhao Xiong and Zhuge Ji quickly swam to the uncle's side.
The uncle said with tears in his eyes: "Let's go back to the shore, I won't commit suicide, you have moved me too much." ”
"Suicide? Who wants to commit suicide?" Zhao Xiong was stunned.
Zhuge Ji was also confused.
The uncle asked, "Didn't you go to the sea to bring me back?" Don't you want to see me drowned in the sea?"
"Drowned in the sea?" Zhao Xiong looked at the uncle with the verification of looking at the fool: "Uncle, can you stop joking? You grew up on the beach since you were a child, and you are more waves than the waves in the Water Margin, how could you drown in the sea." ”
"Uh..."Uncle felt that what Zhao Xiong said was very reasonable.
But when he thought that these people were not here to save him, he turned around and silently swam towards the sea again.
"Uncle, you wait for us, and we'll go catch fish with you. Zhao Xiong hurriedly chased after Zhuge Ji.
The uncle didn't speak.
The three of them swam silently for a few minutes.
Suddenly something feels wrong.
"Old Zhuge , have you seen the boss?"
"Didn't you see it, what about the boss?" Zhao Xiong asked as he floated on the sea.
The uncle also stopped his progress and said, "It seems that when he just jumped down with you, he sank, and he has not come up yet." ”
"It's over! Nothing will happen to the boss. Zhao Xiong felt bad and swam back desperately.
Zhuge Ji also thought of something, and hurriedly followed.
The uncle watched the two leave, and his heart was even more worried.
"You don't care about me! As soon as the uncle finished shouting, Cao Wei came out of the water, holding a big fish in his hand.
"Uncle, you are too smart, this goes directly to the sea to catch fish, and it is really faster than fishing. ”
"I..."
Cao Wei said: "Uncle, you wait here for me, and I will send the fish back to the shore first." ”
"I..." uncle's mentality exploded.
Zhao Xiong and Zhuge Ji saw that Cao Wei had caught a fish, and they were not to be outdone and began to dive.
The uncle shouted, "I am the one who committed suicide by jumping into the sea! Can you respect me a little?"
"Who wants to commit suicide by jumping into the sea?" Cao Wei turned his head to look at his uncle.
The uncle thought that he had finally received attention, and was about to say that it was me who committed suicide by jumping into the sea.
The fish in Cao Wei's hand jumped twice and ran away.
"My fish!" Cao Wei hurriedly dived.
A black line seemed to float over the uncle's head.
I feel very aggrieved.
"Boss, I've caught a fish too. Zhao Xiong surfaced, holding a big fish in his hand.
The uncle looked at it expressionlessly.
Zhao Xiong said: "Uncle, don't be stunned, hurry up and catch the fish, otherwise you will become a starving ghost." ”
"It makes sense, I'm going to be a full ghost when I die. The uncle agreed with Zhao Xiong's words and began to dive to catch fish.
... Half an hour later, the four of them happily went ashore.
The harvest was very good, a total of a dozen large and small fish.
Zhao Xiong ran to the car to get tools and a barbecue grill.
After the four of them finished processing the fish at the dock, they set up a stand and began to grill the fish.
Cao Wei tinkered with the fish and asked, "Did you hear anyone shouting to commit suicide by jumping into the sea when you just caught the fish?"
Uncle is happy in his heart.
Someone finally paid attention to it.
"Boss, there are countless people in this western country who can't think of jumping into the sea to commit suicide every year, who knows if there are people who can't think of it and become deserters of life. Zhao Xiong complained.
Zhuge Ji said: "Zhao Xiong is right, young people nowadays are too fragile, and they jump into the river and jump off the building at every turn because of a little setback and trivial things in life, which is very social turmoil. ”
"Don't talk about that, we eat fish, there's no need to be ruined by a suicidal coward. Cao Wei beckoned a few people to eat fish.
The uncle on the side was very bitter in his heart.
Zhao Xiong suddenly looked at the uncle.
The uncle suddenly became nervous inexplicably.
"Uncle, the coward who shouted that he was going to commit suicide just now can't be you, right?"
"Huh?" the uncle was stunned.
Zhuge Ji and Cao Wei also turned their heads to look at the uncle.
"Uncle, you shouldn't be so cowardly, right?"
"It shouldn't be an uncle, how could an uncle not want to open such a strong man. Zhao Xiong said.
Seeing that there were steps down, the uncle hurriedly said: "That's right, the person who shouted for suicide is definitely not me, how could I be shouting for suicide." ”
"That's it, Uncle is such a strong little white strip in the waves. How could you want to kill yourself. Zhao Xiongle said.
The uncle felt embarrassed in his heart.
With an awkward smile on his face.
Cao Wei and Zhuge Ji can also be regarded as believers.
Each picked up the grilled fish and started eating the fish.
"Boss, look over there. Zhao Xiong raised his hand again.
I saw a friend of my uncle standing on the beach with tears streaming down his face, his eyes full of despair.