Chapter 64 Waste Utilization
Therefore, she must let Yi Susu hear it, and let this rival in love withdraw by herself. But now that the recording hasn't been played, it's blocked back by this woman?
Ye Shishi was annoyed and anxious.
Fortunately, after a while, Yi Susu gave her the stairs down......
looked at his watch, it was already past one o'clock at noon, and guessed that Lu Ze should have arrived at her house and had lunch with Xiao Xiaofan. At the same time, he also thinks that Ye Shishi should be given an explanation for the marriage certificate, regardless of whether she is "licensed" or not. Besides, this woman is also the real girlfriend of a dead zombie, so she may be able to get some of the man's bottom out of her.
Thinking of this, Yi Susu changed his words and smiled at her:
"I'm kidding!"
Again?
"......" Ye Shishi was even more annoyed, did she use me as a monkey?
Yi Susu didn't bother to care if she was annoyed or not, glanced at the door of the "Nohara Family", and winked at her:
"I'm hungry, let's go, go in and sit?"
Ye Shishi breathed a sigh of relief, nodded with a stiff smile, and entered the Japanese restaurant with her. I found a private room and the environment was quieter.
On the tatami mat, two women sit across a table opposite each other, but in different postures.
Yi Susu sits cross-kneeled in the style of the old man, thinking that they are all Chinese, and there is no need to pay attention to Japanese etiquette;
Ye Shishi was relatively pretentious in her "right seat", kneeling with her knees together and her buttocks pressed on her heels.
Yi Susu saw it in her eyes, laughed secretly, and simply lit a cigarette even more, and raised her eyebrows:
"Say it, your fiancé...... Oh no, your ex-boyfriend, what do you say about my mother?"
not only smoked a cigarette and had a nonchalant attitude, but also spoke foul language, talking about the relationship between the three of them so badly. made Ye Shishi even more annoyed......
But on second thought, this woman is so vulgar and vulgar, no wonder men would call her trash.
Thinking of this, Ye Shishi suddenly had confidence again, even if Yi Susu didn't cooperate today, she would still have to rely on this marriage, and in the future, she would be able to let men not touch this woman, so that their marriage could be truly "in name only"!
So, she smiled confidently at Yi Susu......
"I'll tell you, I'm afraid you won't believe it," he said and took out his mobile phone and said leisurely, "Let's listen to what he said in person!"
As the recording began to play, Ye Shishi also raised the corners of her mouth and raised her eyebrows elegantly. Yi Susu pursed her lips and sneered, thinking that her behavior today was very naïve.
Snuffing out the cigarette that had only taken a few puffs, Yi Susu sighed softly. If you come here, you will be safe, let's listen to what dead zombies fart in front of their real girlfriends.
In the recording of the phone call, the man's voice came, and his tone was soft and helpless.
"Do you know why I don't have a woman all these years?"
The first sentence that opened his mouth made Yi Susu secretly startled......
What about the rumors of "men and women take all" and "abusive love"?
No, no, if that's the case, 419 that night, even if it's his first time?
After a long day, the old lady actually ate a place...... Virgin?
Cut, who believes!
Thinking of this, she rolled her eyes slightly.
This expression was seen by Ye Shishi, and she immediately "understood" three points: the man should not have cheated that night, otherwise the woman would not have rolled her eyes with disdain, but would only pretend to be an elegant sneer and mockery.
Suddenly regretted that she took off her clothes in front of Jiang Yixiao that day, would this make her "pure as a white lotus" character collapse? Ye Shishi secretly slandered......
On the desktop, the recording in hand continues to play.
"Because I have a woman in my heart for a long time, and I will never come back, and I can't get it. Jiang Yixiao's tone was heavy and sincere.
made Yi Susu's heart chuckle slightly, her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she was interested in the man's words.
In the recording, Ye Shishi cautiously asked:
"It's Yi Su...... Oh no, it's Mrs. Gu?"
This made Yi Susu cry and laugh, how could it be! She didn't know dead zombies before, okay?
The reaction of the man in the recording seems to confirm this......
"Heh, do you think it's possible?" Jiang Yixiao asked with a wry smile without thinking.
At that time, he thought that he had answered above board, Lao Tzu loved Yi Susu when he was a girl, and he was not the current Mrs. Gu! Even if he got married, Lao Tzu would never fall in love with her again!
Never!!
So these words also made Ye Shishi at that time deeply relieved and instantly eliminated her doubts.
So, Jiang Yixiao said heavily in his memories:
"That woman is my first love, and all the sunshine and happiness in my life are given by her. And the love of my life was all given to her. ”
When the recording was played here, Ye Shishi pressed the pause button. I don't know what kind of psychology it is, she actually took the initiative to explain:
"Yixiao grew up abroad, so I guess his first love should have met when he was studying abroad. Otherwise, there is no reason why you can't come back, and you won't get ...... You're right?"
Yi Susu sneered, still thinking that her move was funny, so she nodded and cooperated.
"Well, you have a point. ”
didn't care who his first love was, Yi Susu knew that he was basically sure what this woman was worried about: afraid that a man would fall in love with her!
To be honest, she didn't think about this question herself. This mysterious and dangerous man, Yi Susu admitted, was very demagogic to her.
It's not just because he looks like Yi Fan, it's more of an unspeakable reason. Just like some people in life, they are obviously not your mate selection criteria, and even know that he (she) is your enemy, but when they are close, they are often inexplicably stimulated by his (her) hormones......
Perhaps, this is the chemistry that is difficult to explain scientifically: love!
Yi Susu's psychology, Ye Shishi, who has shallow internal skills, is difficult to guess, so he thinks that the other party's "cooperation" is a forced paper tiger. thinks that the woman at this moment is as sad as her, and neither of them can get the man's love.
So, she pressed the play button with more confidence and exposed the man's most important words.
"Since the person I love can't come back, does my marriage and sex still have the meaning of existence?"
“......”
"Anything that has no meaning should either be discarded, or it will be treated as a ...... if it is used to exert its residual value" In the recording, the man wants to speak and stops, indicating that a certain four words are a little unspeakable.
The woman was stunned and asked, "What is it?"
After a pause, the man breathed a sigh of relief and turned his heart sideways.
"Waste recycling!"
When the words fell, Yi Susu in the private room of the Japanese restaurant couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
provoked Ye Shishi to panic, and hurriedly pressed the pause button.
"What are you laughing at?"
She was slightly annoyed, saying that she was becoming more and more incomprehensible to the woman.
Men all describe it like this to get a certificate with you, Yi Susu, shouldn't you be so angry that your face is blue and your teeth are clenched?
But Yi Susu just thought it was too funny, Jiang Yixiao and Ye Shishi were so ridiculous.
There are thousands of reasons for scumbags in the world to get rid of women, but Jiang Yixiao actually used this? And Ye Shishi actually believed it?
It's funny, it's funny!